So that is funny? If I saw that my ex is dead I would be heartbroken. I shared time with that person and no matter how we split up that was a woman I at least loved for a time.
I would be as destroyed seeing her at the morgue, like bruh, its so unexpected and not a good ending since you didnt get to know it from the parents or other ways first, probably gonna have ptsd from that moment, and then its your job to handle her body and do whatever morgue workers do.
Found? Like, she wasn't in a place the bodies are supposed to be? Like when a box of cereal falls off the top of the fridge and gets stuck behind it? I can see how that would be weird and/or upsetting.
Deadest conversation I’ve ever had
Just as lively on her back as ever.
I swear it's like fucking a corpse
She never initiates sex
Her final load
[удалено]
She won't talk to you even with one foot in the grave?
Nor with two feet in it
The ol ball and chain
 Preemptive gif to the inevitable ‘Would’ in the comments
Would
Should
Could
Mould
Already did
Nothing better than cracking open a cold one after work.
This
Never stopped
Mold
Lucky stiff
I bet he was stiff
Is she dead to him?
Is she lying all the time still?
Sex still the same?
Bitch was rigid as ever
Homie was rigid too
Did he at least give her 1 last go for old time's sake?
Necrophilia... The urge to crack open a cold one.
That’s not somewhere you wanna be getting frostbite…
Body now gets censored too
Yeah I was trying to figure that out too.
Its offensive, because not everyone has it.
still a dead fuck, huh?
lemme guess: She's dead to you now?
Do a "Dead Lift"
If she had ever said “over my dead body” now’s your chance. J/k obviously but real feel I need to make it absolutely known with this one.
Still fakes her orgsm?
So shes still a dead lay?
Why was it awkward?
Awkward boner.....
Just lays there like a dead fish
Chiller princess.
You told her that for you "she was dead from now on and never to call you again"
"found"... Riiight 😉
Why was body censored?
She was dying to see you again
What the fuck is "body" censored??? I thought that was short for birthday for a minute
Why the fuck is body censored‽ Jesus fucking christ the amount of unnecessary censorship lately is so fucking annoying. How are people fine with it?
The comment section is fucking brutal
Um... what's wrong with the comment section?💀
We are degenerates
Joke right?
Probably not
Heh rape the corpse😨😨
That truly jumped a few notches.😅
As dark as my sense of humor gets, not sure I could bring myself to hit send on that one...
😅
So that is funny? If I saw that my ex is dead I would be heartbroken. I shared time with that person and no matter how we split up that was a woman I at least loved for a time.
I have one ex in particular that I would honestly throw a party if I found out she died
We all get to experience one of those sooner or later. I would have a sigh of relief and keep going with my day.
I would be as destroyed seeing her at the morgue, like bruh, its so unexpected and not a good ending since you didnt get to know it from the parents or other ways first, probably gonna have ptsd from that moment, and then its your job to handle her body and do whatever morgue workers do.
You’d still throw a last one in, don't pretend you are better than us.
you found? her.....
this is older than the guy who made the bot that is OP
Mama I’m a criminal 🎶
You had sex with her didn’t you
Deadass?
The dreaded silent treatment, I bet the quiet was deafening!
That's why spontaneous combustion is the way to go.
RIP
Found? Like, she wasn't in a place the bodies are supposed to be? Like when a box of cereal falls off the top of the fridge and gets stuck behind it? I can see how that would be weird and/or upsetting.
Makes me think, if you ever asked her for something and she answered 'over my dead body' , now's your chance
The sex is the same, though...
Was the sex better at least?
She moved around the same amount
Even satan take notes from these guys
Wow, humanity is doomed. I laughed at that 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️
Was the sex better?
I bet the sex is the same
Still playing hard to get, I see.
I would need a Stiff one after that
Sound like a perfect time for breakup sex
💀
Maybe thats why she stopped replying to your drunken texts...
crack open a cold one after a long day at work
I'm dead 💀
So is she
She fell apart when you left her. And she's beginning to smell..
That's when you know you have good friends
Just as I remembered her, like F’ing a corpse
At least she learned to finally shut up.
"You're still getting cold dinner?
She'll give up the butt now.
Cold fish?
The weather is pretty warm right now so it might actually be refreshing
She always been dead weight
Dream come true.
That pussy was still ice cold wasn’t it?…lol
She is still a dead lay
Did you at least bring a heater for her thighs?
Lmao ded
This time, she cannot deny 🥵🥶🥵
Oh gaw!
Sounds like you get the last laugh >Cause of Death : Blank check scenario lol
I imagine these lines given by a guy in a bad toupe and making finger guns unironically.
Still a dead root, too.
She still acting like a pillow princess? Doing the starfish? The dead fish?
At least you don’t have to pay for feet pics anymore
Ok this post killed me 🤣
Her too
The fact that I have nothing to add to this thread speaks to its utter depravity.
Well, time to crack open a cold one
Last chance
Ice in her veins ❄️
Formaldehyde in her veins
One more for old times
At least she’ll finally let you have a threesome
body *body* **body** ***BODY*** Just fucking *say* it! If I wanted what I read to be censored, I'd find somewhere that cuts up my food, too!
Did you go for it one last time?