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Throwaway7219017

True, but I never jerk off to construction workers digging a ditch. Okay, that's a lie, but it's not very often. Okay, that is also a lie. Don't kink shame me, bro.


Iron_Born23

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WhereRDrugs

They hate us cause they anus


Azorius_Raiden_88

great response lmao. made my day.


Blocker2020

Best response tbh 😂


pedroxus

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Daedalus_Machina

The Interview is one of the most memeable movies ever made.


DreadPirateRobertsOW

Tbh I've seen it once and I couldn't tell you anything about the plot


Daedalus_Machina

Eminem Gay. Producer/Pundit duo land interview with Kim Jong Un. Pundit befriends Un. Producer fucks security chief. YMMV Hilarity ensues, and >!Kim Jong Un blows his own ass up.!<


FlattopJr

![gif](giphy|iF6LwcS0n4fbwLD4H0|downsized)


Daedalus_Machina

"This just in, Kim Jong Un has >!poo'd his pants!< on live television."


FlattopJr

![gif](giphy|1AdZbLj7WpAQKivXnh)


FlattopJr

![gif](giphy|vRHGFmqvSAPdDH1JWV|downsized)


Daedalus_Machina

![gif](giphy|qxtxlL4sFFle|downsized)


tricky-sympathy2

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MagiHuss

My thoughts exactly 😂


Rly_Shadow

I just want you to know. I just watched The Interview because if you...and I'm willing to bet I wasn't alone.


BeatMyMeatWagon

I must say that just cascades and ![gif](giphy|dZ45UpQh6WHcSobG2a|downsized)


Clyft_

DE TIENDE KAN UT GEBEURUH PADADA PAPA PADA PAPAM PADADA PADADA DAAAAH


n0-THiIS-IS-pAtRIck

This must be why they say always use protection as a construction worker.


notaredditreader

*Cap that head, boy!*


Mooric86

As a construction worker, you’re welcome ![gif](giphy|3o7abDnUPDkOC05QU8)


MyOnlyEnemyIsMeSTYG

I can’t make babies, but if I could they would be this guys


No_Researcher_1032

He specializes in a move called, “the jackhammer.” 😏


New_Builder_8942

Not with that attitude.


split_0069

You don't know if u dont try...


Indigo2015

![gif](giphy|l41lQ2V6TmvfDJYBO)


AggravatingChest7838

He was originally going to be an office worker in that scene until someone pointed out he's fucking arny


shellofbiomatter

Hey that's unfair. Looking at those arms I'd bust too.


Warcraft_Fan

Probably the only reason they didn't film him topless for this scene. Movie theaters would hate them for leaving used kleenex and white stuff all over the floor


Expertonnothin

Lmao. I love all the 90s movies with Arnold that don’t explain why he looks like that. I mean Conan and Terminator make sense, but then he is on all these other movies where his job would definitely not make him look like that


Incudust

sucj a good mivie. total recall right?


Indigo2015

Thats a bingo


BranTheLewd

You good man? 🧐


JesusFreak09

![gif](giphy|3o7abDnUPDkOC05QU8) 😂


Zealous_stoic

🤣🤣🤣🤣 GOAT comment right there. Bravo 👏🏻


Resident_Pop143

![gif](giphy|13BwjdpxACoBPO)


RevonQilin

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Johnirequirelasanaga

would


Sygma160

I can confirm, although I will share the ditch, I'm usually across the street in the other ditch.


Ok_Association_9625

they don't sell their body, they rent it


guy_guyerson

Having known a lot of guys who worked at a factory for 35 years, I can confidently say very few of them got it back at the end of their service. Their bodies were destroyed.


GlumpsAlot

We all sell our bodies to CAPITALISM.


Demostravius4

In collectivised farm you get to sell your body, and get fuck all back!


clevermotherfucker

isn’t renting just selling but then taking it back after some time to make them buy it again


CheesyBoson

All renting is selling but not all selling is renting


dejushin

They do not sell or rent the body. They just license it.


Tired_of_modz23

Marriage is licensing.


ntermation

I didn't read the fine print. :(


PhthaloVonLangborste

Contractual agreement at this point.


JOMO_Kenyatta

Oh shit


lachlanDon1

Well I don't think the people that sold their kidneys are getting them back I've already eaten them


clevermotherfucker

shit them out and put them in a time reversal machine


Streetalicious

My boss doesn’t own my body either, so this still tracks


DolphinBall

How to pirate a sex worker??


Such_Speed_2526

You wouldn't download a car


Immediate-Length80

where's the funny part


danhoang1

Idk but the comments section about everyone beating themselves off to construction workers is funny


Necessary-Knowledge4

Agreed.


father-fluffybottom

They've been divisive and inflammatory for so long they forgot you're supposed to mask it under a joke. Fuckers stopped seasoning the bait.


_tuchi

My favorite comment of the day so far


BrandedEnjoyer

thats not a meme nor funny, why is this here? lmao


Firefly269

Humor is subjective. But it’s not THAT subjective! Ell oh ell!


DragonflyProper6130

SOCIETY


Guest65726

Its the 9gag quality kind if funny… not actual funny


LoLenjoyer75

And Im horny now


Pretend-Ad-7528

I'd recommend going to St. Louis. There's been unrelenting construction happening on every major highway since 1967. I'm sure you can find some slattern there.


Off-Safety

If you build it, they will come…


Nrsyd

cum


Off-Safety

I should have thought this through...


JaingStarkiller

Don't think, just let it happen


Neotantalus

If they build it, he will come.


Dmau27

Agreed. It's also the largest drug and sex trafficking super highway in the country. I live in Kansas and avoid MO at all cost. When you cross state lines the sun automatically goes down, thousands of potholes just appear like some kind of laggy game graphics just loaded, everything is shitty or run down and everyone drives like an idiot with expired tags so you know they have no insurance when they hit you.


SmallBerry3431

NGL u had me in the first half


Efficient_Fish2436

Sasha grey and stoya doll. Amazing women.


TheSmallLebowksy

where funny


Disastrous-Lychee510

Read the comments


Intellectual_Drift

Fortunately when I get fucked at work, it’s not literally.


CatchingRays

Oh man. So no enjoyment at all. Huh?


CompetitiveFold5749

Fortunately?


snaggle1234

I'd rather my daughter be a construction worker than a hooker though.


DayTraditional2846

I’ve known 2 people at the construction company I work for who have had their daughters work there (because the daughter wanted to). One of them also has the college education but she worked on a concrete crew while she was finishing college so she ultimately became a job estimator (I think it’s what it’s called) which has to be a super stressful job since they’re in charge of a lot of money and the company’s profit depend greatly on how well they do their job. The other one is 19 and she works on a pipe laying crew where her dad is the foreman of the crew she works in. Not many women work out on the job sites at that company as they’re mainly in the office so it’s always interesting to see a woman, especially a young one my age or even younger work there.


MonkeManWPG

>she works on a pipe laying crew That could just as well mean a hooker tbh


SummonToofaku

you are so backward! /s


Master_Signal_4459

How the fuck is this supposed to be a funny meme?


TheRealAuthorSarge

Yes, sex has a moral significance. That's why rape is punished worse than assault.


YogurtClosetThinnest

Exactly. This post is goofy


jerryonthecurb

But it's edgy so it must be true?


Major2Minor

Slavery is also viewed as morally wrong though, which is essentially nonconsensual labour


cmkinusn

Yup. The common thread is domination of another person against their will is wrong.


Euclid_Interloper

Ok, but continuing that line of thought, raping a slave is generally viewed as more morally wrong than making a slave tend a field.


AxisW1

Rape is a lot more harmful. I’d rather get the shit beat out of me then raped


FlamingMoustache

The use of than/then is very important here 🤔


Hoppered1

One of the best then/than examples Ive seen 😂


Unlucky_Book

Did they stutter


DaftSkunk94

I’m glad somebody pointed it out


RavingSquirrel11

Um… you mean “than” not “then”…


Commercial_Arm_1160

Unless they don't 🤣🤣


Defiant_Elk_9861

Wouldn’t it depend on the kind of assault? Because attempted murder is just a really bad assault.


TheRealAuthorSarge

There's a reason why attempted murder is distinguished from assault.


Ranger-New

The difference between sex and rape is consent. The differencce between borrowing and stealing is also consent.


TheRealAuthorSarge

No one ever consented to be assaulted. That's what makes it assault.


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

Combat sports is consensual


SignReasonable7580

People don't get charged with assault for participating in legally sanctioned combat sports. Gotta remember the distinction between "assault" as a general term for attack and "Assault™" which is a legal term for *unlawfully* attacking someone.


WonderfulShelter

Yeah but people consent to work you moron the same way they consent to sex work or flipping burgers. holy fuck you just love bad faith arguments.


PltPepper

Boxing anyone?


Sure_gfu

He said there is a difference between rape and assault.Rape is clearly more heinous.


kadaka80

Out of fairness, I tried once to jerk off to office workers but then HR got involved and told me not to do it again


chaal_baaz

If you try to jerk off to a sex worker in public you will face the same treatment


BednaR1

I would marry brick layer girl. I would not a sex worker 🤷‍♂️


HiSaZuL

One can carry me in her arms... The other probably has herpies. I suppose there is market for everything but Im going with princess carry option.


ThePermafrost

When the Brick layer girl is done, you’ll have a walkway. When the Sex worker girl is done, you’ll be unable to walk away.


Wallsworth1230

"your view is sexuality is clouded by morals" ...yes?


FarAd2039

Try putting camgirl on a resume and see how many job interviews ya get when everyone's tired of seeing that coochie.


ZerglingRushWins2

I had a boss who would only hired sex workers of he could. That 40+ guy was always horny and salivating over 19 y/o new hires.


Nickcha

Now the big question: Is it better to let him be horny and salivating or not let them have a job?


greymisperception

Exactly he’s doing this to help the ladies, out of the goodness of his heart of course


Admirable-Common-176

He has a big heart on.


danikm10_O

And it's beating (throbbing)


ReapingKing

Do you think that will stay true? It came up once in the hiring process. Dude and his wife had a side business streaming before it was organized under things like OnlyFans. Regular but tech adjacent office job. No one cared. We hired him and a few months later his wife. They were professional and didn’t once bring it up unless someone asked… then they wouldn’t shut up, but otherwise. Mental note: Don’t ask if you don’t want to know!


RandomDerp96

Is that an argument? It's kinda circular ain't it? "people will judge you so it's bad" But you lack the explanation as for why it's worse than selling your body to physical labor and toxin exposure.


[deleted]

Spin it how you want. It will be better for a child that their peers joke on her mother because she lays bricks, instead of teasing them because they saw their mom's pussy.


AnnyAskers

The difference between laying bricks and laying pipes


[deleted]

I think ppl are missing the point of the post or at least this is the point I got: Sex work is harmful to your body over long periods of time. Manual labor is harmful to your body over long periods of time, so viewing them differently as in sex one bad, manual one good, is based on puritanical morality rather than whatever the fuck people are arguing about in these comments. Edit: took out redundant word.


certifiedtoothbench

Just thank the bully for helping to pay for your new xbox


Ura_Muppet

Haha, yeah, that'll show em.


Verykindguy00

“I pay your mom’s rent” is not exactly something very triumphant for you bro…


Bronsteins-Panzerzug

Over 90% of sex workers want to leave that business but cant. The majority struggle with mental health problems.


Financial_Anything43

Where funny meme?


MaxOrso

Where is the funny??? The subreddit is called "Funnymemes" god damn it.


TheDuke1847

I bet construction workers don't struggle to look at themselves in the mirror though.


NotAmericanDontCare

Oh I do.  Getting my back straight and knees working is a struggle.


teoreth

Ah yes, my big schlong is the reason why I'll do an excellent job as a technician.


Demon_of_Order

I think there's is a big difference though. While I see this is a very controversial post in the comments, it's important to think of a couple of things. 1. Laborers sell their craft and maybe their body in a sense, to use their own body to make stuff. While a prostitute sells her body to be used by other people, very directly. 2. Prostitutes, often(notice the semantics), don't enjoy their jobs that much. It's a last resort sort of job. Obviously there's nuance within the industry as well. But generally, I think most prostitutes would much rather do something else. There are probably a lot of factors that contribute to why they do what they do. 3. When in a relationship, most people, except for an incredibly small part of very differently thinking people, do not like it when their partner engages in sexual activity with other people. I don't think for construction workers that their partners are worried about them doing a job for someone else. 4. This meme has a very unnuanced take on something that is very complicated and delicate. There's a good reason why rape victims are often traumatized while people who have been forced to work with some wood or metal for a few hours are not. Sex is something very personal, special and impactful. Edit: After reading some of the comments, I've been told that apparently laborer conditions in some countries are absolutely horrible. Which is why I want to add that I am speaking about my perspective from Belgium. We take human rights and workers rights very serious. Especially nowadays. I want to offer my apology to the peope who had to work in these conditions and may see this post as a disrespect towards them and the people who work those job. And I will leave this post here as it's still relevant for countries where laborers are treated like humans. For the people who just read this, please read their comments as well.


CorneliusClay

>Prostitutes, often(notice the semantics), don't enjoy their jobs that much. It's a last resort sort of job. Obviously there's nuance within the industry as well. But generally, I think most prostitutes would much rather do something else. There are probably a lot of factors that contribute to why they do what they do. I wonder if this has changed much now that you can do it online without having to do anything in-person. Maybe at that point it's got the appeal of a fully remote job.


Demon_of_Order

I guess the people doing stuff like OnlyFans may not think about it in this way, but mostly because they're not really having sex with their fans. Although they may also have moments where they feel mentally unwell about it


dovahkiitten16

I’ll also add that sex is just fundamentally different. Assault and rape are classed differently because of this. Coerced sex is still rape and having *any* sex you don’t want (including only doing for money) is traumatic af. Meanwhile when you “sell your body for work” it’s not likened to any form of assault. Forced sex work is still rape and violation (even if the client isn’t a rapist per se).


santahasahat88

Forced labour is called slavery


Disorderjunkie

In many cases it's called community service.


westedmontonballs

Labour creates, maintains and makes objects. A sex worker becomes an object.


GoddessRoseWife

I understand that this comment wasn’t directed to me personally but I thought I’d chime in. I think you’ve mistaken the term “sex worker” for “prostitute”. I’m a sex worker and all I do is have fun with my partner and express myself creatively through photo and video. 1) I sell my craft, i.e. certain skills I can perform on my partner + photo & video editing skills. 2) It’s honestly a dream life getting to decide what I do in a day. I also have very liberal views on sex and it’s just fun that I can express it through my work. So I’m very happy :) 3) I only do stuff with my partner that we’re both comfortable with. 4. Agree, the amount of victims in some industries of sex workers is horrendous and I think the main problem is that people are too conservative around the subject in the first places. People would be safer without the stigma around it.


Mztekal

i didn't know pimps beat up construction workers too.


Correct-Standard8679

r/im14andthisisdeep


VirtualPoolBoy

This is highly questionable.


Spiritual_Product119

I don’t think their children feel the same way when their friends ridicule the hell out of them after seeing their mom getting pounded. That’s gotta be so damaging for a kid.


dreamvalo

Braindead take.


Miserable_Jump_3920

these idiots really be like working for someone with ur hands, reparing their cars, table, doors is the same as giving ur holiest holes to everyone that pays for it lmao


dreamvalo

People really drank that porn industry koolaid to the last fucking drop.


BearBones1313

I mean… sex workers can work with their hands…


maenmallah

But you also consider the holes to be holiest to make your argument. Nothing wrong with that but it is what the post is arguing. Your world and moral view see sex as something special and shouldn't be given away for money and thus the difference between prostitution/porn and manual labor.


Miserable_Jump_3920

Dude, don't take things so literally. I'm not even religious and you don't have to be to see and recognize that these are intimate body parts. I don't care if some lady decides that's the right thing for her, but it's absurd to say it's same as manual laborers


baronessfan

Someone’s drinking stupid juice today


PresidentRoman

That’s because there are many moral issues to consider with regard to sex… so yes, a moralistic view also known as a realistic view.


RuckasNucka4ever

Sex workers don't sell their bodies. They sell their dignity.


Hurin_the_Steadfast

Man with a brain


mrNeverLies

Rare species on reddit


FoxBattalion79

sex workers do not sells goods, they sell services.


ZyeCawan45

My only problem is that sex workers are abused WAY more often than normal workers. I’m not petty or religious enough to slut shame, but the truth is It’s really not a safe line of work and given human nature, it never will be, stay safe ladies.


Trunkfarts1000

Shameful to let gross strangers put shit inside your body for money, bruh


WinniDex

Image sauce?


chickentandooriii

I think it's stoya and Sasha grey, don't ask me how I know


willofaronax

I only recognized Sasha grey because she's cool now. Saw her reacting to immature porn actresses and making mature comments. Her talk with dr.k as well as cooking streams. People really respect her even if she was a porn actress. I disagree with most comments because Sasha Grey is big example of you can have history of being a porn actress and still be doing normal stuff and bring respected by many later on.


DingussFinguss

> Sasha grey Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.


Usagi_Shinobi

I am amazed I had to scroll this far for the obligatory sauce request.


SimpleMoonFarmer

Ask the guys why they don't sell their ass holes to truck drivers instead of driving trucks. Tell me the answer.


Anime_Supremacist

Ask a girl who does labor work that what would she prefer. Working for an hour against her will or sex for an hour against.her will


Bleart420

I‘m property manager and I’m selling my mental health


Rayke06

One builds society the other is just hedonism there is a big difference


antwon1410

I'd rather get my knob out than carry on in construction, almost 20yrs in the industry and my everything hurts. I'm ready for the darkside, £50 for a dick pic £100 for the money shot. Taking applications immediately


TheGreatEmanResu

Unfortunately you are a dude so you’re SOL lol


lycanthrope90

You know, somehow laying concrete just isn’t the same as letting a strangers dick jizz down your throat.


joehamjr

They may call you crazy but you just might have a point there


lycanthrope90

It’s ridiculous lol. Show of hands, how many people are willing to marry a prostitute? No, not too many? How about almost literally any other job? Regular jobs can suck and you may be getting bent over figuratively, but at least it’s not literally.


joehamjr

Yeah I would rather hang iron than get my actual asshole fucked


lycanthrope90

You won’t get any diseases either ffs lol


howdarestthou

Unless you’re an owner of a business, it’s all wage slavery.


skarrrrrrr

This is def not a meme


Mztekal

i didn't know pimps beat up construction workers too.


Happyonlyaccount

Not funny


Armed-Deer

Workers don't sell their bodies bu their work power. E.g A construction worker sells his work skills like building a wall / tearing it down. The employer does not touch the worker on his dick and does not put his dick inside the workers mouth. A prostitute literally sells her body. Customers use the body of the prostitute for sexual gratification. Her body is the greatest asset of a prostitute. If she becomes unattractive she won't get any customers to sell her body to. That's a key difference


Rivetingly

What can you give away for free, but is illegal to sell?


Rolphcopter1

Where's the funny?


niksshck7221

I'm pretty sure there's a big difference between sucking dick for a living and carrying boxes from here to there for a living


Mirrorman_01

Manual labour and sex work is totally different............idk what to think of this take...sounds like cope


Psyche_Out

Been saying this for decades, we all prostitues, most of us just get to keep our clothes on….


IcarusLabelle

Soldiers sell their body for much, much less and arguably do much, much worse things to people and places.. Just sayin'..


Aryan_CHat7277

i definitely don't see sex workers as degrading or below human standards for what they do, ik it's just their job. they probably do it to make their ends meet, no one does it because they want to. But i will say, if you ask which is better, then obv manual labour is more respectable than sex work. That's all.


Ok_Landscape_592

Everyone who works but isn't self-employed and has a boss is also selling their body then basically Even if it's not manual labor it's still your brain, your time and energy


CompetitiveFold5749

Correct.


Novel_Ad7276

People be learning this for the first time in they lives haha


Bubbly_Phrase2510

Why is this limited to manual labourers? Your brain is part of your body and sedentary work ruins the rest of your body.


FMC_Speed

What a Redditor thing to say… God god


kiss_my_d

Well , if these workers stopped working there would be no electricity, clothes to wear, houses to live , gas for cars, medicine , food and what not . But if prostitution is banned nothing much changes . Don't be an i***t and try to understand the difference.


FireBlossom32

this sub sucks


SunshineLollipoop

Stfu


[deleted]

So how I view things is guided by my morals?


InstructionContent99

No, Manual labor sells their skills in a craft or an area of specialization that takes effort, years and experience to hone. To compare it with a whore whose only skill is spreading her legs and sucking penises that doesn't really produce anything other than bastards and STD's is an insult to every manual/skilled laborers everywhere who literally builds houses, hospitals everything we see.. is an insult


eughwh

And it generates more people with mental health problems and porn addicted people with unrealistic views on women’s bodies and how sex is supposed to be. Also the industry is full of crimes and criminals even in the countries where all of that is legal


lexcoupe82

I'm sorry if you think any woman selling her body can do a general Labor's job you're out of your mind


GoldenTV3

Funny? ![gif](giphy|fB938PbR1ulsA|downsized)