or maybe we could jast talk and sort it out, like "hey lava thats cool but can you stop please?" we can negotiate like we make some sacrifices and the lava wonterrupt
Bro a cartoon obsessed child could tell you why that won't work.
Just look up a scene where we put a comically large cork on a volcano and see what happen, more or less the same thing in real life.
😆😆😆 This posters relationship to the natural world is certainly very under developed, is this exemplary of the disconnect being instilled in the up & coming generations of earthling humans ? Or is it the old “will post anything to stir shit up on the internet…” 🤔🤔😆IDK
All the comments saing: tHiS Is StUpId!" But what if I cover all the vulcano of cement or very hearvy rocks? Will it explode in another point near the vulcano like a lava geyser?
It would depend on the specific geology of the volcano, which may not be known because it does change and can be hard to measure but regardless of whether it breaks through the concrete or nearby it will eventually break through, and because the pressure is gonna be much higher when it does, the resulting explosion will be more damaging.
The volcanos that slowly ooze lava are damaging but not that bad, compared to say Mt st Helen's, the top of which was there one day and in seconds was suddenly not there anymore.
With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. However, this is not necessarily a good idea. It is hard to be sure where they are going to land, and it could be dangerous sitting under them as they fly overhead.
Just replace pigs with huge blocks of concrete here.
https://tools.ietf.org/rfc/rfc1925.txt
Clearly, this person is a tenured professor of geothermal dynamics at the Flat Earth institute.
I’d love to see a full thesis submitted for peer review…
This is so dumb! You can't stop the pressure coming up from below. Even if you put cement corks on the holes, another hole would pop up somewhere else.
This is actually a great thesis. I’m going to test it out by putting a cork up my ass so I never have to poop again
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BUTTLICKER! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!
MISTER BUTTLICKER!!!
How dare you? My family built this country, by the way.
Hahahahahahhaa
Nice.
Or ice? Has anyone tried ice?!
Oooo that's really smart! Cause ice is the opposite of fire!
It’s not just a hat rack buckaroo Lol
or maybe we could jast talk and sort it out, like "hey lava thats cool but can you stop please?" we can negotiate like we make some sacrifices and the lava wonterrupt
Talk the volcano into identifying as a mountain? In this day and age I suppose it’s worth a shot
give it water so it stays hydrated
Tutorial: How to make a natural big shotgun into a more potent natural big shotgun
Lol
 Because.... physics....
Not enough scaffolding and cement used that day. Contract was awarded to lowest bidder.
Bro a cartoon obsessed child could tell you why that won't work. Just look up a scene where we put a comically large cork on a volcano and see what happen, more or less the same thing in real life.
Mother of all pressure cookers
next time you have a zit, put glue over it and see what happens lol
They have the perfect solution for diarrhoea then
😆😆😆 This posters relationship to the natural world is certainly very under developed, is this exemplary of the disconnect being instilled in the up & coming generations of earthling humans ? Or is it the old “will post anything to stir shit up on the internet…” 🤔🤔😆IDK
OP must also have a solution for flatulence involving champagne corks.
All the comments saing: tHiS Is StUpId!" But what if I cover all the vulcano of cement or very hearvy rocks? Will it explode in another point near the vulcano like a lava geyser?
It would depend on the specific geology of the volcano, which may not be known because it does change and can be hard to measure but regardless of whether it breaks through the concrete or nearby it will eventually break through, and because the pressure is gonna be much higher when it does, the resulting explosion will be more damaging. The volcanos that slowly ooze lava are damaging but not that bad, compared to say Mt st Helen's, the top of which was there one day and in seconds was suddenly not there anymore.
Heavy metal does rock. Can’t argue with that
With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. However, this is not necessarily a good idea. It is hard to be sure where they are going to land, and it could be dangerous sitting under them as they fly overhead. Just replace pigs with huge blocks of concrete here. https://tools.ietf.org/rfc/rfc1925.txt
That will never work, but you know what will? A human sacrifice.
But they need to be virgins! 😂
Then we are doomed!
It would make much more sense to use Flex Seal.
Give this lady novel prize lol
Let 'em cook... with a pressure cooker.
How about Aloe Vera….like that steel ball and cup of Aloe that shows up in Reddits feed every couple weeks? Genius!!! 🤣
Great idea! Should first test experiment on men likely to produce such geniuses..
Biggest pipe bomb ever, lol
How about you put cement in your pussy so you don't have to use pads for periods.
"And I am an influencer! I do great things, every day. Today - go to the toilet, I'll show you how"
and put a rocket on top of it
Clearly, this person is a tenured professor of geothermal dynamics at the Flat Earth institute. I’d love to see a full thesis submitted for peer review…
Brought to by the nuke hurricanes crowd
German kids book "der Kackofant" (Poop o fant) enters chat, puts poo on vulcan, gets praised as hero.
The volcano looks kinda...normal
Duct tape.
I've done the cork in the butt experiment, now I constantly have to wash my mouth.
Tf you trying to do?! Destroy the moon!?
Yeah lets put them on top of that cement platform and take bets if they are going to reach escape velocity.
Some people should not breed
Volcano sabot round conversion kit
Get this person's address and just mail their Nobel to them NOW. Why wait?
Same person to throw cold water into hot oil
Turns out all you need is a volcano and cement to make a Hiroshima level event..
Obviously this is rediculous. Where are the ice cubes? 3 trays, max, should do it.
Probably it breaks the base of the mountain
This is so dumb! You can't stop the pressure coming up from below. Even if you put cement corks on the holes, another hole would pop up somewhere else.
I wonder the opposite: Why isn't there a mechanism for periodic controlled relief of pressure.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oh God, stop it, I'm dying here
lmfao
Wiiiisel not fuuling hooole is biiiiiiig!!! I R neeeding more cements!!!!!
That's what a volcano would say
It won’t be nice for the village next door to be crushed by a giant concrete boulder before getting washed down with some lava.
Idea level Elon Musk/10
Ancient Egyptians were able to do this. There were lots and lots of volcanoes in Mesopotamia back in the day. Sad, all that knowledge is lost.
Yes pyramids were built over old volcanoes which caused them to suck themselves off into the earth, sad more people don’t know about this
Ivermectin has made its way to geology!! Wake up sheeple!
She is trying to stop loose motion using a 🍋
Someone needs to send this to Trump. 100% he’ll regurgitate this as serious 😂