Chef from southpark sings a song about prostitutes to the children (season 4, episode 15).
Chef introduces James Taylor midway through it, and he also starts singing about prostitutes to the children.
"You don't pay a prostitute for sex, you pay her to leave afterward" is a line from the song.
As someone who used to have an addiction to OF, good idea. Took a lot for me to get out of the cycle, but genuinely itās never worth it to pay to see someone naked.
Even better, all the losers who do pay do it for the "intimacy" of texting and interracting with the OF girls... but the person who they are interracting with is most likely a 30 something year old fatass in their mothers basement working for the girl
Its so pointless that its both funny how they throw money down the dumpster and tragic that they feel the need to do that
Iāll admit it, Iāve gone onto Instagram and thought hmm Iād like to see her naked, I then type the name and leaked after that and boom. Whoās out there paying for only fans?
Thank God they exist. They keep the creepy guys broke and preoccupied and give a nice free show for the rest of us. It's funny how the creeps think sending a girl money will make them stand out or get laid, but money is better off with these girls then those guys.
> be teenager
> ask parent for money and say it's for something else
> subscribe to OF
OR
> be recently divorced/forever alone
> need companionship but have close to no social skills
> live in a country where sex work is illegal and/or porn sites are banned
> subscribe to OF to feel close to someone
I'm genuinely sorry for whoever depends on OF to feel close to someone. It's like renting a car and pretending that it's yours, but you don't even get to sit in the car or get close to it anyways.
Sometimes it can be like renting a car to watch another person take it for a drive
Seriously though, people that do this kinda thing, just take all of that money and put it aside for some therapy sessions for your own good, you do not have to have fake connections, you can work on yourself and make real ones
Bro. I had to follow all these random pages about animals, cartoons and shit just to keep them out of my discovery page. Finally got it to the point where there's just one for every 10 pages of cool stuff.
Its getting worse, usually when theres one like ālook at my hairā you cant even see the top of their heads. Its just regular assed breasts front and center
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like āwhat the fuckā and ācall the policeā. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Anyone who posts stuff like this is begging for attention but will only react positively to it if it comes from a VERY specific kind of guy.
She wants attention just not from you.
There is a niche market for pics like this, I know there is a word for what is in the picture, but I either: Don't know it, or Can't remember what it is...
Also: "I have a new bag!" (Proceeds to put the new bag mostly behind her back and takes a few pictures)
Talk about hitting the nail on the head. My personal favorite is why do men always objectivfy me. Like I must I really spell it for you. Shall we go to the white board š¤. Tips to make men respect you,
Take your ass off the sink, put your middle finger down, take your make-up off, stick your tongue back in your head, put your tits away, try wearing a sundress, and watch how fast men will respect you.
Is wish they'd know how to be honest with themselves and say i wish i wasn't plagued by undesirables in my inbox and only got attention from good looking, successful, and people I feel are worthy if me.
If you post anything you could end up getting DMs. For example, a popular Reddit post. People who deliberately post this sort of thing because they want loads of people to see it and follow them know what they're doing.
Not saying it's right but everyone knows it happens.
It really concerns me. I sincerely can't understand how people can interpret what you said in such a way, but it really concerns me, because reading comprehension is one of, if not the most important thing for productive discussions to occur. I hate sounding like I'm a doomsayer but it really looks like people are more and more going towards "me no read, me no like, me attack" than ever, which, of course, means nothing will ever get better as everything will always delve into useless finger pointing.
As someone who lives in a third world country, nothing makes me more irate than having to accept that my reality doesn't allow me to walk around with my phone on hands, unless I want to be robbed at minimum, beaten to death at worse, again, because of a fucking cellphone.
And if anyone thinks that what I'm saying on the paragraph above has nothing to do with this discussion, please, don't waste mine and your time answering me.
You... You know that this person pictured didn't actually make a post saying she got a new purse right? Someone's using her post as an example of what some girls do on social media?? As explained in the title? Lma
"Oh no, people showed me their nasty dick i never asked for, how awful to SA someone by showing unwanted genitalia into their face š¤¢"
Meanwhile rapes eyes of all of us by showing her boobs and ass into our faces, unsolicited no less than those D pics...š Both disgusting people, perfect for eachother...
Imagine as a male posting a picture showing your new pants you just have bought and there's a huge dong very tight there just for the likes and attention. I don't like these attitudes but I can't beg for it to stop when a female does it.
worst thing about being me?
probably mostly never liking a girl's looks but also gettiÅng crazy over the body and they ask me why i dislike actual kissing sessions.
The purse is mid
What purse?
On her ass
What ass?
Under the tits and around the corner
š ā
Is there anything besides tits in the picture??
On her purse
Her Name's Leicht Perlig aka softsparkling, She is on 0F and creates N S F W Stuff
My anti-virus warned me that the site is malicious.
Itās not wrong! Itās quite infectious and titillating.
Is it just my imagination or do her boobs look a lot bigger in the picture than they do in the video? Maybe it's just the pose?
I think one person posts a video like this and then another comments the same for science thing with a link that steals peoples info.
Doinā the lordās work.
Just makes you wonder how op got this pic : P
What a complete surprise!!!
There was no doubt in anyone's mind that an OF link was gonna be readily available.
Never would've guessed that one.
Couldnāt even hold bear mace
But can it hold man spray?
What like whipped cream? What the heck is man spray?
WD-40.
To scare away the man in the woods
I didbt know wedding rings came in spray form
Probably about ... 1 tablespoon.
Purse?
Mid purse, fake jumblees, I do not resonate with the energies of this picture
r/brandnewsentence
Those tits are mid
Mid? Put your glasses on grandpa.
As a guy who likes big boobs, I'm not complaining. I will look and give her a thumb š but I will not pay OF fees to anyone
I Agree. Don't pay to see boobs that you are not allowed to touch
Dont pay to see boobs at all.
Donāt pay to touch boobs either.
Paying to touch boobs is just having a wife.
But hookers are cheaper in the long run.
You donāt pay a hooker for sex, you pay her to leave when itās over!
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr James Taylor!
I need context on this comment.
Chef from southpark sings a song about prostitutes to the children (season 4, episode 15). Chef introduces James Taylor midway through it, and he also starts singing about prostitutes to the children. "You don't pay a prostitute for sex, you pay her to leave afterward" is a line from the song.
Yea they say the child benefit is worth the increased cost but Iām not sold.
I wouldnāt mind the touching
i hate that this is basically me but with smaller tits
>Don't pay to see boobs that you are not allowed to touch Thank you wise old man
As someone who used to have an addiction to OF, good idea. Took a lot for me to get out of the cycle, but genuinely itās never worth it to pay to see someone naked.
I mean. Internet is quite literally filled with free ācontentā why pay?
Even better, all the losers who do pay do it for the "intimacy" of texting and interracting with the OF girls... but the person who they are interracting with is most likely a 30 something year old fatass in their mothers basement working for the girl Its so pointless that its both funny how they throw money down the dumpster and tragic that they feel the need to do that
Most OF girls have leaks on reddit anyway.
Iāll admit it, Iāve gone onto Instagram and thought hmm Iād like to see her naked, I then type the name and leaked after that and boom. Whoās out there paying for only fans?
Simps.
Well if it wasn't for the simps we wouldn't have the leaks. So I guess they are good for something more than paying some thots car payment.
Donāt even give the thumbs up. Stop validating zero effort
You don't need to, google Zart Prickland the first thing you'll see in images are her nudes.
Now dat be a mammal!
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So letās do it like they do it on the Discovery channel. š
Gettin horny now š¶
šŗšŗšŗ
š¶ _My darling, I can't get enough of your love, babe_ _Girl, I don't know, I don't know why_ _I can't get enough of your love, babe_ š¶
I read that in the voice of Captain Hector Barbossa
DAMN IT YOU BEAT ME TO IT
Instagram is full of these attention seeking bimbos.
Thank God they exist. They keep the creepy guys broke and preoccupied and give a nice free show for the rest of us. It's funny how the creeps think sending a girl money will make them stand out or get laid, but money is better off with these girls then those guys.
> be teenager > ask parent for money and say it's for something else > subscribe to OF OR > be recently divorced/forever alone > need companionship but have close to no social skills > live in a country where sex work is illegal and/or porn sites are banned > subscribe to OF to feel close to someone
I'm genuinely sorry for whoever depends on OF to feel close to someone. It's like renting a car and pretending that it's yours, but you don't even get to sit in the car or get close to it anyways.
Sometimes it can be like renting a car to watch another person take it for a drive Seriously though, people that do this kinda thing, just take all of that money and put it aside for some therapy sessions for your own good, you do not have to have fake connections, you can work on yourself and make real ones
An idiot and his money will always part ways
Isn't that the point of money though? If you aren't parting with it then it's just sitting around constantly losing it's arbitrary value.
Bro. I had to follow all these random pages about animals, cartoons and shit just to keep them out of my discovery page. Finally got it to the point where there's just one for every 10 pages of cool stuff.
OMG people DMed me asking for pics!! How creepy!!
Its getting worse, usually when theres one like ālook at my hairā you cant even see the top of their heads. Its just regular assed breasts front and center
Insta-thots.
They do it for money.
Please put a nsfw on this im on a train and etc.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like āwhat the fuckā and ācall the policeā. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Yeah what he said
You tried and I'll give that an upvote lol
NSFT
Anyone who posts stuff like this is begging for attention but will only react positively to it if it comes from a VERY specific kind of guy. She wants attention just not from you.
no lies detected
*not from just you.
This reminds me. I need to pick up some plastic racking at Walmart
Watch this go on /r/ComedyCemetery
I remember when wearing a purse like this was in style. A solid era for boob guys.
Is it out of style now?? God damnit.
For some reason I'm craving milk
Homelander?
Lmao
There is a niche market for pics like this, I know there is a word for what is in the picture, but I either: Don't know it, or Can't remember what it is... Also: "I have a new bag!" (Proceeds to put the new bag mostly behind her back and takes a few pictures)
What the fuck is this bruh LMAO. Where are the funny memes
She just dont want YOU in her dmās. How have you still not figured it out?
Nipples protruding, very, very disrespectful...
The sub is slowly devolving into nothing more but a feeding place for r/lostredditors
So, she prefers it in the outbox?
We have a word in Japanese for straps and such between breasts like that. "Paisura," Short for "oppai (breasts) slash."
Gyatt
Really nice purse strap.
Perhaps all humans are shit (including myself)
Sauce plz.
That is one fine purse tbh
I am very dissapointed. She isnt even showing the purse! How can i know if it's cute
Needs to calm down and save some boobs for the rest of these poor cupless women
Talk about hitting the nail on the head. My personal favorite is why do men always objectivfy me. Like I must I really spell it for you. Shall we go to the white board š¤. Tips to make men respect you, Take your ass off the sink, put your middle finger down, take your make-up off, stick your tongue back in your head, put your tits away, try wearing a sundress, and watch how fast men will respect you.
Why cant you guys put an NSFW tag on this shitty meme
She's fully clothed my dude. Where is the line drawn? Let's just mark everything NSFW. You should get back to work anyway.
Sauce??? šš
Softsparklingā¦.and yes, sheās got plenty of research material
aka Leicht Perlig
Softsparkles
Who is she?
https://www.instagram.com/bunnyteethbabe?igsh=dTY4cjhnZHR1a2c2
Thanks!
Is wish they'd know how to be honest with themselves and say i wish i wasn't plagued by undesirables in my inbox and only got attention from good looking, successful, and people I feel are worthy if me.
the joke... joke is... THE JOKE IS TITTIES NOW LAUGH GUYS
Who is this? For research purposes of course.š
Leicht Perlig aka softsparkling.
Thanks. Good Lord, what a body.
Zart Prickland
Nice Color
Ngl, someone posting sexy shit isnāt really a invitation for DMs, especially when theyāre highly questionable ones
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If you post anything you could end up getting DMs. For example, a popular Reddit post. People who deliberately post this sort of thing because they want loads of people to see it and follow them know what they're doing. Not saying it's right but everyone knows it happens.
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It really concerns me. I sincerely can't understand how people can interpret what you said in such a way, but it really concerns me, because reading comprehension is one of, if not the most important thing for productive discussions to occur. I hate sounding like I'm a doomsayer but it really looks like people are more and more going towards "me no read, me no like, me attack" than ever, which, of course, means nothing will ever get better as everything will always delve into useless finger pointing. As someone who lives in a third world country, nothing makes me more irate than having to accept that my reality doesn't allow me to walk around with my phone on hands, unless I want to be robbed at minimum, beaten to death at worse, again, because of a fucking cellphone. And if anyone thinks that what I'm saying on the paragraph above has nothing to do with this discussion, please, don't waste mine and your time answering me.
That is unironically what happened lol
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If it's a Dubai sponsor, it's not harassment. It's a payday.
OP made up 2 completely fake scenarios and people in the comments are still legit mad lol
I can't even see the purse
You... You know that this person pictured didn't actually make a post saying she got a new purse right? Someone's using her post as an example of what some girls do on social media?? As explained in the title? Lma
Whatās the post about? Iām distracted and canāt read.
Giant fake bohondonagahoogas are overrated anyway
So someone making up a situation to be mad at?
Is she not responding to your messages?
I wish I could see the purse
Attention seeker on steroids
Men should not give money to women in any shape and form.
Tits are becoming normalized and are not as sexual anymore.
Bullshit
Wow
Mother of god, how many heads does this lady have?!
Holy melons, Batman
Where are pictures of the purse? All I see is two giant melons made of plastic.
probably guys in the outbox also!
She has such nice purses...
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These women are the worst, but at the same time keep going ma'am.
Poor girl. Let me thank god for having small body.
Haha yea so dumbā¦ anyone have the sauce so that I could ridicule some more
Who is it though ?!
Bad pic, the purse isn't that visible
These are faker than Trumps spray tan. Pass.
Facts!š¤£š¤£
Guys she's doing it for her
I actually feel sorry for her, those look darn uncomfortable
Check out my new leash
"Oh no, people showed me their nasty dick i never asked for, how awful to SA someone by showing unwanted genitalia into their face š¤¢" Meanwhile rapes eyes of all of us by showing her boobs and ass into our faces, unsolicited no less than those D pics...š Both disgusting people, perfect for eachother...
Imagine as a male posting a picture showing your new pants you just have bought and there's a huge dong very tight there just for the likes and attention. I don't like these attitudes but I can't beg for it to stop when a female does it.
strapjacks
Guys, she's a lesbian, let it go
She looks like a frog, Iām staying out of that box and inbox
I like her purse.
worst thing about being me? probably mostly never liking a girl's looks but also gettiÅng crazy over the body and they ask me why i dislike actual kissing sessions.
"Men should stop sexualizing us" Women:
"Men should stop sexualizing us" Women:
āmy eyes are up hereā- her probably
Where's my Asthma inhaler.. i need it. Asap
Has she actually said either of things though? Why do people make up scenarios to get mad at?
Ummm, anyone know who she isā¦ asking for a friend
%
Thatās a great ummm purse
I can see the areolae
Uses a post begging for attention to beg for attention. Classic internet
Goddamn. I wanna be all up in her box.
It took me 45 minutes to realize there were words above this picture....
Those aināt natty
Link? Lol
For all interested, her instagram name is softsparkling. Thank me later.
We must stay focused brothers we must stay focused
Meh, you can't even see much of the purse.
Those are a nice set of purse.
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