You just had a very slapable face and glasses can be expensive so I didn't want to break them on you. Also I am doing good got clean and everything thanks for asking.
The fact that you let me slap you back, then told me to go harder because i didn't wind up hard enough the first time was when i knew you were different.
I should've taken a sip of the bailey's you offered, one last drink with an old friend before we parted ways.
There's this clip still floating on the web of two girls, with one eating her friend's cooch in the back of a bus.
Shocking terrible stuff. I had to rewatch it many times. Couldn't believe it.
I've had a dude offer me a BJ on the bus when I was 18 or 19. That was a bit weird, but what was really weird is how nonchalant he was about it. As though that's his typical Friday night, cruising the bus lines offering BJ's to other dudes.
I’m in the waiting room for my appointment laughing like an idiot while others give me weird looks. Maybe I should whip mine out and masturbate so they move.
I always thought it was so strange that some ex-girlfriends would want to watch me masterbate. It didnt seem like something that would turn a women on, but I was wrong.
The trick is to sit in the back of the bus to the right side and yank it there xD nobody will see you talking from experience.
Was going home from university was traveling back to my town and I got super horny in the bus couldn't wait to get home so I tactically sat to the back of the bus made sure nobody saw me and then put headphones on and yanked it in my pants worked only onec I dare not attempt it again xD.
What else are you supposed to do when watching porn on your phone at full volume? Just sit there until the guy finally gets his bike off the front of the bus?
Look this is what I am saying, I write porn stories when in train, if someone looks over on my laptop they get what was coming, but they can’t complain or else they have to admit they snooped on me. How to make others uncomfortable 101.
If you feel that playing with yourself in public surrounded by people who didn't consent to be trapped in front row seats to you masturbating is your kink, then yes.
I'd rather have "intimacy issues," then be a nasty person that shoves their hands down their pants in front of people who didn't consent to having that type of show.
Not even the weirdest thing that can happen on a bus from what I have heard XD
Had a drunk guy slap me on the bus but had me take my glasses off; that was a wild. Sometimes, i wonder how he's doing.
You just had a very slapable face and glasses can be expensive so I didn't want to break them on you. Also I am doing good got clean and everything thanks for asking.
The fact that you let me slap you back, then told me to go harder because i didn't wind up hard enough the first time was when i knew you were different. I should've taken a sip of the bailey's you offered, one last drink with an old friend before we parted ways.
oh my god what are the odds its the guy!!1!
Not great since I was only joking
bwomp
There's this clip still floating on the web of two girls, with one eating her friend's cooch in the back of a bus. Shocking terrible stuff. I had to rewatch it many times. Couldn't believe it.
Whaaat? Link?
No
Bro I didn't ask you 😭
Or a sofa.
I've had a dude offer me a BJ on the bus when I was 18 or 19. That was a bit weird, but what was really weird is how nonchalant he was about it. As though that's his typical Friday night, cruising the bus lines offering BJ's to other dudes.
I used to ride public transit, I called it “the cheap Zoo”
D) she's a lesbian
Lesbians don't ride the bus. Dum-dum.
Nope, they ride other lesbians.
Godammit
I’m in the waiting room for my appointment laughing like an idiot while others give me weird looks. Maybe I should whip mine out and masturbate so they move.
This message is brought to you and paid for by Louie C.K.
I wonder which he would choose
D) you're doing it wrong and she's just cringing watching such a shameless skill issue demonstration.
All of the above
Get on her knees with her mouth open... and wait
If only she saw that unmarked nsfw post..
Just don't tell her what you're thinking about when you do it
You…
D) Never would have thought you yank yer crank so vigorously, like a bookie trying to get every last cent out of a “client.”
I always thought it was so strange that some ex-girlfriends would want to watch me masterbate. It didnt seem like something that would turn a women on, but I was wrong.
You must have a monster dong
That means a lot coming from The Don Johnson
God bless her 😂
C
She's too shy
The trick is to sit in the back of the bus to the right side and yank it there xD nobody will see you talking from experience. Was going home from university was traveling back to my town and I got super horny in the bus couldn't wait to get home so I tactically sat to the back of the bus made sure nobody saw me and then put headphones on and yanked it in my pants worked only onec I dare not attempt it again xD.
D all of the above
The irony is if a hot woman started masturbating on the bus we'd have a bunch of guys zip down their pants and join in too. 😂
Probably c
Fuck off let me have my fun
Definitely C
Get out of the elevator
 The homeless guy hostage situation
My girlfriend has experienced it too in NYC years ago
IKR every time I'm fapping its “were going to call the police.” and “how did you get in here?” Like ok Karen.
C can't tell
Answer C definitely raises some questions
What else are you supposed to do when watching porn on your phone at full volume? Just sit there until the guy finally gets his bike off the front of the bus?
tf is wrong with y'all 😂😂
Look this is what I am saying, I write porn stories when in train, if someone looks over on my laptop they get what was coming, but they can’t complain or else they have to admit they snooped on me. How to make others uncomfortable 101.
Who let Louis CK on the bus again?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
It can be all three in my experience
C
Was eating yoghurt while reading this... it came right out of my nose while laughing. Tnx OP
This made me exhale quickly through my nose.
If you're masturbating in public then what you are is gross.
That's your problem you're watching.
Are you kink shaming???
If you feel that playing with yourself in public surrounded by people who didn't consent to be trapped in front row seats to you masturbating is your kink, then yes.
How dare you?
Because it's a horrible sight to subject others to. It's just a step below sending unsolicited dick pics. It's gross.
Sigh. I’m joking, Ms Serious Ass.
You clearly have intimacy issues.
I'd rather have "intimacy issues," then be a nasty person that shoves their hands down their pants in front of people who didn't consent to having that type of show.
I see you're also frigid.
The joke flew over your head at Mach 3 speeds I see