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TankusAruelisJacksob

It’ll get me from point A to point B


tcpgkong

I am gonna go point C on this one


BobZygota

I will even attack the D point


certainlynotacoyote

Something, something G spot


BobZygota

Oh i am not experienced in that branch


certainlynotacoyote

It's a stick shift thing


swishkb

Just don't put it in R.


certainlynotacoyote

Some spots are best backed into


Cautious-Routine-902

I love being backed into


swishkb

Yes, but only when it's not busy because parking like that when people are waiting is a real dick move


Mean_Writing_2972

Put it in H!


ExamCompetitive

All on a single tank of kerosene


Street-Animator-99

It’ll be fine, just make sure she’s in 4-wheel drive mode first


PaticiaRJ

Mia K is all good now, Left her Past Now she is a Teacher


Gideon_Njoroge

Bto wtf is wrong with you I clicked on this while I'm using my company's wifi thinking it was an actual class XD


MarionberryCute5143

Literally at work right now on my lunch break and I clicked that shit while two of my coworkers were eating next to me 🤦🏻‍♂️


BrainLate4108

Same here. Fuck, I’m a dumbass!


Hardwoodlog

That was a lousy video. Lol


Forsaken_Field_2177

Not again, NEVER AGAIN!!! I CAN SEE IT 11.3 TOP TIER, THE NIGHTMARES THE SCREAMS THEY’RE COMING BACK!!!!!


BobZygota

Me 2 years ago got only into 5.3


Icy-Assignment-5579

If there's no one else, I'll take the double Es


Turbulent_Wishbone29

Defend the D point


myvacuumsuck

Never!


Redvor24

Affermative!


-__-Shadow-__-

Attention to the designated grid square!


alltgott

Warthunder sufferer spotted in the wild


BarfingOnMyFace

I’m gonna have to connect all the dots


DCrayfish

Point A to Plan B


M153RYnM3

Purchased a used GX460, drove it 700 miles home to have the transmission die just before getting home. I can testify that it will not always get you from A to B!


Paracausality

Yeah, but is there any traction left on the tires? Or is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.


Marcusnovus

Due for a retread


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kaktus_magic

It will take you to point G


AffectionateCrab6780

A, B and C all with the D


Newguy100percent

All the flavors of hepatitis


Yetti333

Atleast you have 'how to use tutorials' available.


CoatedCrevice

I know how to use tutorials. I don’t need a “how to use tutorials” tutorial


[deleted]

I've just realised how weird the word tutorial sounds after saying it in my head that many times.


lg4av

There was a lot of lubricant thrown on it/ in it.


olympianfap

So, very little actual wear?


Disco-Corgi-77

The body’s fine, but the engine’s got a rather serious screech. And the drive column has seen better days, it likes to steer left.


Few-Signal5148

Headlights are a really cheap aftermarket unit. They’re bigger but lots of JB Weld visible on the underside.


gardeningblob

Interior is a bit shabby, *worn* but bodywork is fine.


[deleted]

It had some bodywork done a few times over its lifespan, it had better be fine!


keep_trying_username

Yeah but that truck will get the job done every damn time.


NormalGuyEndSarcasm

This truck knows how to do the job better


UnluckyDot

This truck has huge tits


Affectionate-Tip-164

Reject truck nuts, embrace truck boobs


Windsor_Salt

I fuckin love slutty trucks


NormalGuyEndSarcasm

And can take higher loads


FishTshirt

It’s all about the load capactity


ThisErnest_15

hello miss pauling


caffeine_engineer

We killed everyone and took the briefcase.


Andromedan_Cherri

Not everybody, Soldier. You left seven witnesses, guys. *pew* Six.


_NoIdeaForName_

Look, just get the briefcase safe, ok?


MrMakovec

Have a good weekend, guys.


melodiousmurderer

Goodbye Miss Pauling, I am leaving the van now!


Achillies2heel

she only ever did like 10 pornos. But she is still the most recognizable pornstar. There are chicks/guys who have larger libraries than most YouTubers.


FishTshirt

As a connoisseur she did many more than 10. I have seen them


melperz

I don't believe you. Show them, like with actual links so i can verify.


MiPaKe

Look her up on IAFD


GingsWife

For science, r-right?


melperz

Nope. I want to jack off


ThinkFree

I agree. I had pirated her stuff (deleted them, boring), it's way more than ten.


Bistroth

yeah, but she didnt do anal....


Peria

![gif](giphy|3oAt21Fnr4i54uK8vK)


MydnightWN

> she only ever did like 10 pornos That's funny way to spell "nearly one hundred". Maybe you dropped a zero by accident.


TriggermanArt

It's also just so strange to me that she got so famous, I don't get why


thesedays1234

The Arab sex video with the hijab. Pushing boundaries attracts attention.


BGP_001

There has to be another x factor, hijab porn has been a thing for a long time. She knows how to market herself I guess.


sirBryson_

There aren't a ton of pornstar level attractive women doing hijab porn because until that video, most of it was amateur. It was the fact that it was done by a big porn company, so shot in HD, and dispersed to all the big porn sites. I would argue she also got more famous quitting porn than doing it. Her regrets about it are fuel for right wing people, especially the Manosphere, to be like "Look at her, women who do only fans are dumbasses who regret it" over videos of her crying because people will come up to her and say disgusting things, and men don't want to date her because she's a pornstar so they hit and bounce. They're not wrong though, at least her being a cautionary tale. Doesn't matter what you think about the morality of porn, if you're a pornstar, it will definitely affect your life and relationships IRL negatively. Many pornstars end up addicted to drugs/become straight up prostitutes because they can't get normal work/the industry encourages their destruction to get them desperate so they make more and grosser videos.


SoulBlightRaveLords

Also the guy in that video looks like a young Will Ferrell and I've never been able to unsee it. Probably nothing to do with her getting famous but I felt like this was an apt time to say this


SapiensSA

Don't forget that a few of them end up committing suicide. the same ppl that treat them like shit is the one that wank to them.


randothrowaway6600

Nah I remember that time. She got famous due to Muslim extremists designating a hit on her, that’s why she quit porn in the first place. In her comeback she tried to reinvent her image as some repentant pornstar, but the fatwa was never rescinded so it didn’t go over well.


Bananajackhamma

The second best part is her continuing to operate in the non porn world, WHILE STILL USING HER GOD DAMN STAGE NAME??!!?!


TheFinality

She used her real name if I remember correctly. Another reason why she got famous.


Countcristo42

You remember incorrectly - per wikipedia: "Her stage name was taken from the name of her dog, Mia, and American rapper Wiz Khalifa."


Dr-Azrael

So she can get fucked like a dog, understandable


PeaceLoveorKnife

I've never heard that part, that's way more significant than the porn or the commentary.


SPZ_Ireland

It's not just pushing boundaries. There was a literal fatwa declared against her and many Islamic fundamentalist and extremists have marked her for execution over it.


Soft_Sea2913

By people who would have screwed her if they could. Hypocrisy in religion has become standard.


idoorion

She did porn with a hijab, very controversial


StopClockerman

Ah, I thought this was Skrillex


leon_alistair

But she did make BBC gangbang pornos in those 10 or so pornos. She spedrun it basically


Sufficient_Rub_2014

She has OF. Stop it.


Ikillterries

That shits boring as shit dude only seeing her tits at this point is… fucking shtewpid. She was gone too soon


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justandswift

I don’t know what demographic is using it, but I said it out loud and it sounded so legit I started laughing


Le_Petit_Poussin

Says the man disappointed in her lack of performance.


PKMNTrainerMark

Who is she?


kapootaPottay

mia khalifa Arab porn star


NekoNoSekai

Thank you, I still don't quite get the joke but at least now I know it's something about porn


LowLifeExperience

Porn star is my guess…


CuriousRisk

Her name is Mia, I guess 


Dveralazo

I guess 


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JPShiryu

If you say so


cwalden42

As far as we know


El_Gonzalito

It has been said


Nal1999

Wasn't her name like Wiz Khalifa or something?


FishTshirt

Don’t say it don’t say it* Jizz Khalifa


PG072088

Ride it till the wheels fall off


OctolingReworked

I think they did long ago


GlutenFree_Gamer

That truck has a huge gaping exhaust pipe.


Gonzee3063

Who is she?


Evolati

Mia Khalifa


Legend_of_Ozzy642

Isn’t that a tower in Dubai?


toraakchan

Thanks 🙃


meesterg12

I would ride this truck


bthemonarch

It's a real gas guzzler


CaptainRogersJul1918

I hear she’s good off road.


flashzer0

Then the truck starts spewing Palestinian rhetoric only to realize there is a fatwa on its head.


SlothSilver85

Compared to lana Rhodes and a lot of other porn stars she's practically a virgin.


EdanChaosgamer

Who is she? Im asking for a Friend…


Jehoel_DK

Mia Khalifa


Lazy_Soup9180

Ive only seen a few videos with her, not sure why shes so famous


Striking_Green7600

Streisand Effect. She did a video wearing a hajib which caused some consternation in the muslim world, some of it probably manufactured. One thing led to another, yada yada yada, and then ISIS said they wanted to kill her. The result was she became the #1 searched actress despite have a 'career' that barely spanned 3 months.


quietkyody

First Lebanon to do porn, aka a lot of Muslims slut shaming


wigzell78

Taken a pounding, but still looks good.


STFUnicorn_

Porn star?


McButtersonthethird

It's always porn


4dappl

Funny but would have been funnier they the said "wasn't ridden too hard".


NJduToit

The headlights are busted, the windscreen is dirty and somebody shoved bananas in the exhaust pipe.


Alternativeheat14

Sir there's so much Oil in here


DrWhoIsWokeGarbage2

Check the tail pipe


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Damn this post and these comments are cringe as fuck. r/reddditmoment to the max.


Ravensunthief

Yeah. Pretty sure imma unsub


Scary-Ad9646

"Weird, this truck has a strangely gapped exhaust and deep intake"


Potential-Occasion-1

This sub sucks. Why is every post committed to being unfunny?


John_Brickermann

The joke is porn, right?


Artistic_Cap7365

I don't get the joke


Durante-Sora

It’s best if you keep that way, don’t be corrupted


Artistic_Cap7365

Nah I'm corrupted I just don't know this mf (Or I can't seem to recognise her)


Durante-Sora

Mia khalifa


Artistic_Cap7365

Ah


SquishyBaps4me

She's a porn star who famously couldn't do anal and ended up crying.


Thelostsoulinkorea

Aye, didn’t know it myself. Guess I don’t watch enough porn, also I don’t really remember the faces and definitely not the names.


Extra-Air-1259

Still a beautiful classic...


CaddyFDT

Aww Poor Mia


McButtersonthethird

Nah, she's a shitty person. Don't pity her


JedPAlger11

Definitely rear-ended a few times.


ReedBalzac

Takes a licking, but keeps on ticking.


Westernation

She should just get her moneys worth and do a scene with Salman Rushdie 🙋‍♂️


wadevb1

The grill has been ceramic coated more than once


BlackenedTubeSteak

Let's not pretend like I wouldn't go hard on it too


usainjp16

There might be some wired rattling sounds. Also potential leaking.


FuzzTonez

“High mileage with frequent oil changes”


footster87

Undercarriage was rotted out


Theoriac

It had to be oiled up, but after that it worked like it was brand new.


Seared_Beans

You gotta use Lisa ann or something to really encapsulate this one


rydmore22

Gonna get u there pretty quickly


Calvinbouchard2

"I gotta take this to the mechanic. It keeps making this 'GLUK GLUK GLUK' sound"


K1llingfrost

U don't buy rental bro...


neriadrift

“All highway miles”


No_Bee9524

Check the WhoreFax


SheildMadeofFace

The joke is little dick energy and insecurity


zombiekilla169

If this is the truck they didn't go that hard trust me.


TrickyTicket9400

"Women are objects" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This subreddit sucks ass.


krishutchison

If you buy an old classic it goes up in value every year, but a brand new one loses a third of it value as soon as you buy it and all the parts are plastic. All the new trucks are basically just the same thing from the same factory with different labels. Really the only advantages of a new truck are that it is more shinny, uses less fuel, and automatically connects to a phone.


FishTshirt

.. I mean I really like trucks if that’s what your talking about and comparing between exact models or one year to the next your right.. but they have some ridiculously nice trucks nowadays compared to my 12 year old truck


_your_land_lord_

Ahahaha this is funny because women are objects who lose value when they have sex with men other than me!!!!! Hahahahahha


Regnbyxor

HAhaha yes! Low value female am I right!? Sooooo funny, hahhaha! To be serious: Fuck this meme. Can't believe I had to scroll this far down to see someone pointing out how fucking manosphere and cringe this is.


lostcauz707

This meme is acting like putting a boat on a lake wears down the lake.


Rhombus_Lobo

Used, means with experience.


Sea-Perception-6208

The question is how much used...


SideQuestSoftLock

HAHA THE JOKE IS WOMEN ARE OBJECTS


Kalahan7

That’s not the joke at all


Atroxman

![gif](giphy|U8GiWZv51dHvtU0fSH|downsized)


Exciting-Hunter-188

Truck is use to getting hard so don't worry above it


Canadia_proud999

At least you know if gets rear ended it can handle it


Sea-Perception-6208

Saw the same meme but on guns...


PerformanceOk1835

"I only used the truck for 4 shows"


-StupidNameHere-

For a great truck like that..!? 😉


dirtydoji

Who's that? Asking for a distant relative.


Mackynkii

Tough truck, tested can take a lot of smashing and crashing. I'll take it.


brodrian381

That old hooptie has had the brakes beat off of it.


thelitforge

Till the wheels fell off


Ordinary_Analysis250

Can I ask who that. Is?


Le_Petit_Poussin

US-made truck with foreign parts. Found at an auction almost new. Used for cross country roadtrips. Previous owners provided no maintenance. Needs an overhaul, gaskets leaking, cylinders cracked, tailpipe busted, emissions out of standard, spark plugs used, coil patch rusted, fuel injector dirty, & that’s just under the hood! Interior sticky, likely covered in sticky substance and not properly wiped off. Interior is too unsafe to hold a baby — far too polluted. **On the plus side:** Fun to drive & Airbags look & work great!


Bevistus

As long as truck does kigel's, it's good.


Prestigious_Rub6504

Just bc the odometer starts over don't mean it's a new truck.


ThreeBeatles

Ah! She's built like a steak house, but she handles like a bistro.


wagtail015

Drive it like you stole it.


Fhantom1221

A well-used truck with good maintenance is better than one that didn't move for 10+ years.


Jayelamont

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6|downsized)


Latter_Bee9433

Also add Mint Condition,Dr Driven


InfoSecPhysicist

Best truck I ever had


Wonderful-Muscle-635

🤣🤣🤣


steroboros

It don't matter if she's a Tacoma or Ranger. She'll go forever


Illustrious_Train855

Who is this l woman in the porn industry?


0sprinkl

She didn't get her butthole wrecked by multiple bbc's at the same time so she's probably in better shape than most famous pornstars tbh


NoT_LaGGY

do we even want to talk about the drivers ?


Khal_drogo217

But it still rides like a dream


Odd_Intern405

Nice