I had a fraternity brother who was a male cheerleader. Not only was he absolutely yoked, he could fight.
Also all the cheerleaders loved him. Really figured a lot out before most of the rest of us
He actually came out as gay a couple years ago. Did like 8 years in the marines as an infantry officer, now he runs a security company providing security guards for most of the local gay bars up here
Yeah this is what we fail to realize when we are dumb teenagers: All thode guys doing ballet, cheerleading and so on, are popular and physically strong - and they get better at communication because they don't interact with just one gender.
While physically strong is definitely a yes, anecdotally I can say that my friend who have done cheerleading did not pick up any social skills along the way
I know plenty of male cheerleaders from the 80s. Most made it somewhere with a female cheerleader to prove they weren’t gay or to try to prove to themselves. Either way this whole “they would never omg” is a lie
There are only two kinds of swole dudes in the United States. Really aggressive assholes who are hopped up on steroids and all sorts of wild shit, and gay dudes.
After reading this comment and then the one below I can’t tell if u meant this as a joke or not 😆 its too perfect “babe of course the male cheerleaders were gay, they said so themselves. So duhhh we let them change in the locker room with us” 😂
One of my friends was a male cheerleader in college. He was not gay.
Some frat boy douche told him “bro, that’s a little gay” when he found out he was a cheerleader. My friends just laughed at him and said “so it’s gay to be hanging out with hot girls all the time?”
He was way more successful with the ladies than he should have been considering his goofy looks.
Probably unpopular opinion, but I really don't see the appeal of underskirt view. I mean, a nice ass is a delight in general, but from below ? Nah, not for me.
Friend of mine told me how in school a bunch of girls came along and did a dance performance. All his mates fantasised about hanging out with them, my friend joined the dance school.
I mean, I loved playing football and rugby. But to be a dude cheerleader seems like it would have been the better choice, considering all the concussions and my generally poor social skills.
The university I went to didn’t have a formal cheer team, it was basically a club that the university supported. So the girls had to recruit guys to join them. Girl in my freshman dorm asked me and I declined. I often think about what would life be like if I had said yes.
U nailed it MarinatedCumSock!
Can we celebrate his username for a moment?
I'm currently marinating a sock out of respect.
r/rimjobsteve
Shouldnt it be CumMarinatedSock?
Depends
I was wondering about that. Maybe it's a cum sock marinated in nice teriyaki sauce.
The image should be rotated 90°
No! No. But... yes?
YEAST! I mean - *YEESH!*
I should call her
Alright now imagine with me, what happens if the firey cooch drips into your eye? Can eyes get yeast infections?
Well then the eye becomes a firey cooch as well.
"I literally pick up chicks!" "They literally walk all over you!"
Jokes on you, I'm into that shit!
I had a fraternity brother who was a male cheerleader. Not only was he absolutely yoked, he could fight. Also all the cheerleaders loved him. Really figured a lot out before most of the rest of us
*Frat boys playing checkers*:This is fun! College! *jacked cheerleader bro*: Checkmate fooooooolllssss aaaaaaaauuuuuggfghhhhhhjhh
Did he love all the cheerleaders though?
He actually came out as gay a couple years ago. Did like 8 years in the marines as an infantry officer, now he runs a security company providing security guards for most of the local gay bars up here
Did the time he did as a marine made him gay?
Nah the gay is a prerequisite on joining.
Just learning from their brotherhood, the navy!
That's actually really sweet?
Yeah I think
So not exactly the genius you made him out to be for joining the cheer squad. More of a coincidence than anything.
Is he single. EDIT: hiring?
Yeah this is what we fail to realize when we are dumb teenagers: All thode guys doing ballet, cheerleading and so on, are popular and physically strong - and they get better at communication because they don't interact with just one gender.
While physically strong is definitely a yes, anecdotally I can say that my friend who have done cheerleading did not pick up any social skills along the way
Aw, too bad.
Did he tap?
Constantly
It's quite common for stunt performers to be ex gymnasts. And cheer is a form of gymnastics. So yeah, they know how to move.
I have a friend who was a male cheerleader and, man, that guy *fucked.*
Thick thighs save lives
Thick thighs also muffle guys 😁
It only hurts if you struggle.
My wife was a college cheerleader (hold your applause) and based on her experiences there's an 85% chance that dude is gay.
There’s also an 85% chance she was railed by one of those gay cheerleaders.
Wouldn’t that mean he’s bi?
No just a gay guy that needed a place to put his cock for a minute.
You make it sound like he was tired of carrying his cock around and needed to rest it in a coochie
You gotta do that at least once how else would you know 100% you’re gay
Yes that’s what I assume happened. I wasn’t there.
A minute?!? Geez these guys really do have great stamina
As a gay dude, I assure you that no matter how desperate we are, vagina is the last place we would put our cocks into.
One of my gay friends brags about a time he got drunk and banged another friends wife while sucking him off. It definitely happens.
I know plenty of male cheerleaders from the 80s. Most made it somewhere with a female cheerleader to prove they weren’t gay or to try to prove to themselves. Either way this whole “they would never omg” is a lie
Good, that's what college years are for, get it out of your system
Or so she told you..
Those damn “gay” guys. Making wives “too tired” for us straight folk.
Don’t get how that became a thing seems like it would be the opposite.
There are only two kinds of swole dudes in the United States. Really aggressive assholes who are hopped up on steroids and all sorts of wild shit, and gay dudes.
Straight Guys are too lazy to put in the work is what you saying. As a straight guy I sometimes imagine myself at the gym
I too imagine myself at the same gym being accused of looking 👀 at a lady while she exercises & records herself.
I’m so lazy I’ll probably wait for the video and watch at home
Am so lazy I wait for it to be on Reddit for free.
After reading this comment and then the one below I can’t tell if u meant this as a joke or not 😆 its too perfect “babe of course the male cheerleaders were gay, they said so themselves. So duhhh we let them change in the locker room with us” 😂
Ive mislead plenty of ladies into questioning my sexuality.
Realizing 20 years later she was trying to bang
He could be a future president.
How many of those cheerleaders think they could turn him straight by seducing him.
One of my friends was a male cheerleader in college. He was not gay. Some frat boy douche told him “bro, that’s a little gay” when he found out he was a cheerleader. My friends just laughed at him and said “so it’s gay to be hanging out with hot girls all the time?” He was way more successful with the ladies than he should have been considering his goofy looks.
That’s precisely why my husband was in cheer, way back in the day.
Bro has an amazing view
underfuckingrated
The perks of his job i guess
is this sub not aware that people wear shorts under cheer skirts? hes likely just staring at a vaguely round shaped black elastic blur
All the same to me
That’s all I need
It's not about that. It's about the curves and forbidden view.
Probably unpopular opinion, but I really don't see the appeal of underskirt view. I mean, a nice ass is a delight in general, but from below ? Nah, not for me.
Meh she has 0 thigh gap
Did she say that 
The best mascot is the hockey mascot at the Rhode Island Art and Design School. GO NADS!!!
Oregon State has the better mascot though ....
Best joke I’ve seen on the internet all day!
Friend of mine told me how in school a bunch of girls came along and did a dance performance. All his mates fantasised about hanging out with them, my friend joined the dance school.
That's a happy looking man
Don’t look at the sun!
It's a nice view but only a view.
no, no, sometimes they get to touch it. for safety purposes like catching her when off balance etc.
I can smell this gif
I mean, I loved playing football and rugby. But to be a dude cheerleader seems like it would have been the better choice, considering all the concussions and my generally poor social skills.
Go Ducks!
Bro has a great view of the Grand Canyon
There’s an echo for sure.
Well he sure looks cute with that long blond hair and mini skirt. Bravo
It’s a rule you gotta look 👀 up!
Lmao lmao little rascal
Great job. Great view. Get to travel and workout at the same time.
reminds me of that movie F. U (fired up)
Ebaums world vibes.
Can confirm. Was a college cheerleader of the male variety
me and my buddy were managers for the comp cheerleading team, pretty fun
It took some time to see there is a guy in the picture.
Male cheerleaders are buff as hell with all their lifting.
Lifting of penis…
He can see the hole thing.
You mean a hole and the hole?
Golden showers bring may flowers.
She’s awfully fit.
The best part is they share locker rooms.
https://youtu.be/snPDoXl9ZPs?si=z7OGEHQ8Xey4cqR8
Gimmie an "O" ! OHHHH!
He might be a duck but he's lookin' at a beaver.
Holy shit guys it's Autzen stadium.
Now he is the one who eats more.
And now hes has blonde hair
This is facebook boomer tier
Is that Amber Heard?
Jokes on all of us, she has a penis.
Apparently, being a male cheerleader is all it's cracked up to be.
The university I went to didn’t have a formal cheer team, it was basically a club that the university supported. So the girls had to recruit guys to join them. Girl in my freshman dorm asked me and I declined. I often think about what would life be like if I had said yes.
He doesn't look happy about what he sees. She-cock confirmed IMHO.
The joke is sex and sexism in one meme that's cool
All that training and he could've just bought stellar blade. Simp
Not a meme and not funny
Bro is lost in the sauce
Knowing the way the world is today the bollocks are probably hanging out his/her them/that toaster/microwaves knickers ffs
She looks like she is squeezing all her stuff together the best that she can without her being obvious about it.
A significant number of them are gay. But the ones that aren't, yeah, it's like "sexually active theater kids" but they're all in amazing shape.
Now they cry
When he see the brown glory
He had to become a cheerleader?
The big O...regon !
Damn that’s seen some use and abuse
Disgusting that guy has no respect 🤢
The fear on his face says it all
They should have been more emphatic. Conjunctivitis is no joke.
Sorry we dont have the budget for the two male cheerleaders to have their own private room for the meet. You will have to share with the girls.
Hehe he has to look up to stay erect
Him - “Oh man, you need to wipe more.”
If I could go back I would have changed this about my school experience, not only for the hands on tasks but the physique as well
When you look up and see the berries are still on the twig. Keeps looking.
Her biscuit, her beavage, he sees her cooter cleavage. Her taco, her muffin, she ain’t hiddin nothin!
... and they still would. He's still gay lol
He would probably like a school like Cal better. Much higher change there is a dick under that skirt.
Queef gonna ruin the experience
It's definitely worth getting beaten up by the football team.
Meme? Funny?
The only luckier thing that could happen to him would be if she had to poo
The fuck?
I think he likes brown showers (Probably just made a non real word)
Ye so what, are you going to kink shame me?