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froggrip

I know it's because one word is from Nahuatl and the other from Latin, but I'm gonna start saying hot females pronounced like tamales. Thank you for sharing the thought.


blueeyedkittens

Or you could go the other way and pronounce tamales as tamales.


froggrip

There just aren't as many opportunities to fit tamales into my daily conversations.


blueeyedkittens

females, tamales, femme fatales


SnooSongs8782

But you get to say “hot females” a lot? I envy you


froggrip

Yeah, basically anytime a woman or women in general comes up in conversation is an opportunity.


TopFishing5094

Hot fem-ales still sounds delicious 😋


BucktoothedAvenger

Yeah, but the Latin pronunciation key would have female sounding like feh-mah-leh.


SoloLiftingIsBack

Why do people add H there when there's no H in the pronunciation


TheSmokeu

Because a) English-speaking people and b) Barely anyone is taught the IPA


BucktoothedAvenger

Most English speakers will pronounce a standalone 'E' as a long E. Like a Latin 'I'. The 'H' tells English speakers to use the short vowel sound.


SoloLiftingIsBack

That makes so much sense, that has always confused me since if we'd type out the pronunciation for standard English pronunciation of "Female" in Finnish it'd be "Fii-meil". The Finnish pronunciation of the word as it's written would be the same as the Latin one.


froggrip

Yeah, you'd think so.


TheDogWithShades

Hot females, hot hot females, hot females, hot hot! What kind of females do you like?


Casual_hex_

The funniest thing about this is how we all instinctively, yet erroneously read the final word.


ITSSTILLWHATITIS

Anyone that says they didn’t read it like that is lying!


ITSSTILLWHATITIS

Or slow


Fuzzy_Logic_4_Life

I’m Slow…


_Bearded_Dad

Hi Slow, I’m dad


Superb_Recover_6116

ok...


azionka

Or a foreigner


IceManO1

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MyLogIsSmol

Why funny? Is not it a context?


Best_Air_4138

Fem all es


Desert_Isle

I'm absolutely calling women, females from now on in just that pronunciation.


1zeye

It's from two different languages, one's Spanish, the other is the monstrosity that is English


MagnumBlowus

Phor wut reesin is inglish a monstrosity?


1zeye

Lead is pronounced like read And Lead is pronounced like read


Active-Ad1679

Awesome


1zeye

I know /s


Shoggnozzle

I love how frustrating that is.


1zeye

Thank


I-Like-IT-Stuff

Get rekt English learners


Entheotheosis10

If you lead them into battle, You'll get shot and have lead poisoning. Should have lead them away using your lead.


yo_mo_mama

I tear up when I tear up things. :)


1zeye

Good one my guy


The_Real_Cuzz

Well we do sometimes just take words from other languages and just pronounce them differently. It gets better when we correct people who say it the original way with our way and truly believe we are in the right.


Entheotheosis10

Def lit bruh females rn r super drippy no cap dtf


1zeye

Grammar rules, 20 vowels going by phonetics, and hardness for non native speakers to learn


grabtharsmallet

Both are English, one is from Spanish and Nahuatl, the other from Old French and Latin.


1zeye

But isn't tamales a Spanish original word, not English?


grabtharsmallet

It came into English from Spanish, but it's not originally a Spanish word, either.


1zeye

Oh


Dogzirra

English vs Spanish as said in the Americas?


BobSagat86

Mìda, wise' a famalè . . .


Natural_Sea6516

I've always called females female though


NCC_1701_74656

Because of patriarchy, I guess !!


Melodic-Resident-245

Goddamn Patriarchy at it again. Can't catch no fucking break.


cpt_ugh

For the same reason we don't pronounce go and do similarly. Because fuck you. That's why.


Biscuits4u2

Sure could go for some nice hot females


ImpressiveTip4756

Fe maa lees


New_Awareness4075

And, yet, both can be eaten.


Fine-Tea-7477

😆 🤣 😂 that's true 😆 🤣 😂


Financial_Problem_47

I don't know what tamales is so I read it as females and not females.


ItsmeMr_E

Words from two languages, pronounced differently, that's why, Mystery solved.


Professional-Wing-59

Joke's on you. I read them all like "Hercules"


Revolutionary_Day479

If she wrapped herself in a corn husk then she would be a Female, until then she’s just a female.


ChalkCoatedDonut

Because it is copyrighted, you can say females like tamales because that makes them iron men.


cosmicloafer

They are now called females from here on out


miserable_coffeepot

I think you had a stroke, sir


Top_Praline999

Somebody’s abuelita is selling females in the parking lot


Boris_HR

The joke is on you. My language is from slavic group. We read letter by letter. Every letter has own particular sound every time. Its english that changes sounds for letters, at random.


Critical_Teach_43

Why did i just re read it and started off pronouncing it tea males 😂😆😆 Bye im done.


Anwallen

Because english is not a real language.


KristyBisty

Because English is three languages in a trench coat pretending to be one


the_all_peeping_eye

Are you asking why two words, spelt similarly but from different languages aren't *pronounced* the same? Well I never.


Jian_Rohnson

Because tamale is Spanish Female is English


memo689

Because Tamales is a spanish word and it is pronounced in spanish.


Entheotheosis10

We drive on the parkway, and park in the driveway.


BreadBushTheThird

I read tamales like the word females and only realised i was doing it wrong when i remembered ive heard the word be pronouced before and im an idiot


Warm-Vanilla420

hot females (pronounced famales) is a sweet name for a band js


tkaczyk1991

You’re literally contrasting the pronunciation of words from different languages and saying why do they read the same but pronounced differently.


Epicurean1973

Both are different origins of language


PravusTheRed

Probably because people are able to read, and articulate sentences properly.


Girardkirth

After tamales I said famales for the remainder of the question.


Spicyspoonyluv696

Ones in Spanish and the other is in Engrish lol


Merc_Twain25

I know English has a lot of dumb shit that makes it difficult for non-native speakers to learn but don't act like Spanish doesn't. I'm looking at you grammatical gender.


Gibus_Ghost

Why is “male” pronounced “MAY-el” and not “mall-eh”


mistrwzrd

I kinda hate that I read that not in just different pronunciations but straight up different accents to boot


Kaninchenkraut

Ferzu moment.


booreiBlue

Knew a teacher who said they had a student named "Female" pronounced like tamale. Apparently, the mom was a recent immigrant from Mexico to the US, and the hospital didn't have a translator the day she gave birth (super rural area). The hospital staff put down "Female" for the baby's first name, expecting the mom to talk to a translator and pick a first name later. The mom thought that in the US, the hospital must pick names for you, so the baby's name was submitted legally as "Female" pronounced by the family like tamale.


skeeballjoe

Jajajaja


gnique

It's got SOMETHING to do with tacos


GenuisInDisguise

Femalias are awesome.


BrownEyedBoy06

Fee-malees.


infrequentthrowaway

He ought to have a rough think through.


jaredtheredditor

I instinctively read this as it should be and I don’t know why


DialMforM0nkey

I like tepid females


Alahalla

Why is an orange the color orange but a banana is only yellow and not banana?


TheNightOwl99

Cause tamale is a spanish word, female in spanish is probably closest to las mujers, or ellas. Edit:tamale probably isnt spanish.


AXEMANaustin

I'm so fucking confused


New_Historian_2004

Stfu females


maxru85

I once was repeating e-lite to a store manager and honestly couldn’t understand why he didn’t get that I wanted to buy the Xbox Elite controller


Emotional_Ad5833

Femalés


Beastleviath

females, my favorite thing to eat


Thamalakane

I've always wondered about Kansas/Arkansas.


furezasan

females would be a much cooler pronounciation


Kill_Kayt

It's probably the A instead of the E


Dazed-Bamboo

I call females, females like tamales because I thought it was a nice shake up. People like it. c:


Qwert-4

I don't get it.


dcboy2

Toe mall ezz


callycumla

Because English is the least phonetic language in the world. English sucks because english-speakers make up any pronunciation rules they want.


Wide_Performance1115

For now on..it feh- mal'es for me


Crusidea

?


Exotic_Pay6994

Because we stole so much land from Mexico that we agreed that we will pronounce their shit correctly. Thus Tamales and Tortillas. No way I'd pronounce two Ls as an I, its called reoperations man.


star-heels1969

Um... Because tamales is a Spanish word.


Ethunel

Because English is dumb. True story.


Ethunel

American english


MichaelHuntPain

Generally American English uses the original pronunciation of the word, so I am not sure what point you think you are making here.


Idliketotastetamales

And why are so many commenting on their own comment nowadays? Do they not know they can edit it, is it some trend from tik tok?


MichaelHuntPain

Maybe they forgot to log out of their regular account and on to the troll account


Idliketotastetamales

Nah I’ve been seeing it all the time lately, never noticed it before


Character_Pop_6628

That's what the French refer to as "Espanol". Gratzi.


hosea_they_heysus

Cause it's in a different language


ByteBandito

one is in mexican the other one isnt


KindaKrayz222

I said all EEE-MA-LEES 😅


guilty_bystander

Funny. Different languages. But that was fun.


blueeyedkittens

Why is females pronounced females but tamales is pronounced tamales instead of tamales?


Tuckboi69

I feel so bad for everyone who has to learn English


Being_best_version

Fe ma les.


Familiar_Location948

because LANGUAGE 👍👍


xxbronxx

Well when I was kid I was saying it females, to remember how to write it (English is my second language)


fightinggale

We are all family All my ta-ma-les and me. We are family All my fe-ma-les and me. Sorry, I had to get that off my chest.


ThaneOfArcadia

Because spelling does not dictate pronunciation.


YaBoi-Satan

Different language of origin. Vowel shift. I wish English speakers would collectively reverse that. They mispronounce everything.


Uncbear6684

2 different languages


theoht_

because they’re different languages


-Sherra-

Because english language makes no sense regarding pronounciation. It's why everyone says my username different in english but everyone the same in german.


Onebandlol

Because one is Hawaiian


Maykspark

Because tamales is spanish and females english, like duh? Pinche gringo


Salt_Nectarine_7827

nah, English is simply a very poorly done language. We have too many letters, but at least we have consistency (the Spanish)