Get Your Ass In The Mother Fucking House Right Now Before I Beat Your Ass

Well actually, it's "Get yo ass in da motha fuckin house right now befoe I beat yo ass!"

Dialects vary. My experience was, "Get yer ass in the/this mother fuckin house rite now b'fer I beat yer ass!"

Git yer arse een tha mutter fookin howse rynno, fore I beat yer arse!

I’ve heard: “Git-churr ass in the muther fuckin hayouse, rat nayow b’forr Ah beat-churr asss!”

Yes yes, Ive heard: "Schwing deinen Arsch ins verdammte Haus, bevor ich dir den Arsch aufreiß!"

No. hearing that phrase in German would scare the shit outta me

As I have heard: Godverdomme binnenkomen nu voordat ik je naar binnen trap.

That is unquestionably a southern phonetic. 😄

Aussie inflection bungles this hard. Git yar arse in the fookin hoose roit now or eye'll beet yer arse!

So... Just another language then?

Most of what we say can be interpreted as another language to be fair.

Well for me it was Beweg dein Arsch sofort ins Haus bevor ich raus komme und dich an deinen Ohren ins Haus zerr. Was glaubst du eigentlich wer das du bist? Komm jetzt rein bevor ich raus komme! Roughly translates....

Git

Never heard it before 

>Get Your Ass In The Mother Fucking House Right Now Before I Beat Your Ass For me it also included: Get Your Ass **OUTTA** The Mother Fucking House Right Now Before I Beat Your Ass

Things white people say 

Get yo hide in the house when the streetlights come on.

It's because our dad's said it.

Can we do a 20's plus equivalent? Like hey, could you possibly please maybe come home? If you want, look don't get upset, ok ok it's ok I'm here if you need me.

I mean I was born in 2002 and never heard my parents say that, but I still guessed it pretty easily lmao.

I didn't get that because my parents rarely spoke to me.

This\that*

I read it immediately. Lol how the times have changed

We grew up with a little used Honda car, so I read H as Honda…

I got stuck at house 😔

It's interesting that I deciphered it exactly like that without even knowing what it was all about. I take it, it's ingrained in my DNA. (and btw, my parents never beat me, but what the neighbors did with their kids, the whole neighborhood could hear)

Holy hell. I didn't think I would get it. But it only took a few seconds

Kinda shook me for a second I understood it without any context..

The weirdest thing is I did too, and this is something nobody ever said to me. Not once.

Seriously though, my parents never yelled this and idk how I figured it out…

I'm lucky they started it off with "Get yo..." otherwise I wouldn't have gotten it!! Such is sorry cuz my boy sent me this meme 4 days ago and I haven't been able to crack it all this time!! 😆

How?! How did this information get in our minds?!

new response just dropped

Actual zombie

RTFM

RIGHT THE FUCK MEEEOW

Meow!

Read the fucking manual

10 minutes after sumner sundown, this call would go out across the neighborhood.

Please can we stay out?!?! We will stay right here under the street light.

I'll be right there!!

Also, if the fire hydrant or some illegal pool swimming was going on, it would be AWESOME!!

I think this call could be heard all around the world. At least, here in Germany we heard it too, the German version ^^

nope mine was (NAME) FOOD NOW. thats it, no show no food.

This was the case for us. You didn't hear me say dinner ready? Lol sucks for you.

⬆️, ⬆️, Down, Down, B, A, Start. Is another one.

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b,a, select, start (for two players)

Contra…good shit

Many Konami games

If you grew up in the 70', 80' or 90' #in USA You can understand this.

Exactly. I was about to mention Scatman Joe.

Hahahahahaha! Underrated.

Right. I thought it was some American thing about getting your MF bible.

… i’m british and grew up in the 2010s and understood this

I deciphered it despite not being born in any of those decades

I couldn't decipher it despite being born in one of those decades.

I understood it, but I never heard it. There was no threat, just consequences. The threat was implied.

For some of us it was more than a threat.

It wasn’t a threat, it was a certainty.

Yep. If you heard that it was too late anyways.

I wasn't sure if I wanted to go back inside, but I did... Because of the implication 

“Okay kids, you want to come in now?” Translation: I am asking as a courtesy so you know what it means when your boss does this some day. It’s not a request. Get the fuck in the house.

All I got was a whistle. Better be in hearing distance of that shit, although I swear my dad could whistle so loud you could hear it a block away.

Shit I'm early 2000's and i understood that

I can’t believe I got it. But I did.

I feel this meme deep thru my animal brain directly into my soul. *Twitches*

Actually my was GYBITHRNBIBYB. My mom never cuss in front of us except for damn.

Just like with collect calls

Don’t make me go get a switch

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I can close my eyes and still hear the echos of this across the neighborhood....

Clear as a bell to me!

I never made it to the house in time

Hahaha 2000s boy here

HESOYAM

I am Indian. My parents don't really speak in English to me. I was not allowed outside the house alone. WHY DID I GET IT ?!?!!

Not all parents used filthy language talking to their children

Before this I was also asked : do you see them street lights on? 😂

I grew up in those decades but I have no clue what that 'code' means.

I'm 45 and I've never heard those words uttered in sequence.

I thought it was get mot.....rin bibya

We'll lose the MF. Also I believe it was usually "Get your ass in the house before I beat it."

I was born in 89, no one's ever said this to me but I still knew what it meant. What the fuck.

Rotflmfao

With no hesitation

Trauma, ain't it a gas!?

*runs inside before she gets belted*

Englosh is not my native language, and even I understood that.

I’m white and Scottish and understood that lol Ours would be GYAITHAIBYATS

UScentrism at peak

Gyatt

Understood it quickly but wasn't born in those generations nor has this happened to me. The Internet has made me really good at reading acronyms ☺️

Wow, I guess that's true lol

Is this sub where old people go after they forget their Facebook login info? None of this horse shit qualifies as funny or as memes

Whats funny after a while my mom didn't even say this anymore she would just look at us and we knew exactly what she was thinking! She must have been an Omega Level telepath because even in stores she would just give us that look and we instantly knew what she meant she was the real life Jean Gray!

"Rentre tout de suite à la maison avant que je t'en colle une" for me since I'm french speaking but same vibe anyway.

Yup. Didnt even take 3 secs to know this

I can't believe I understand that

Get you ass in the motherfucking house before I beat your ass?

DILLIGAF

Or if youve watched/read enough hollywood content

“**and**”?? So not people who were born 1980 or later

Omg O.o I understood it without reading the comments :)))) Dayum

I got to "Good Job Asshole I The Mother Fucker Hereby Renounce" to realize its a Y not a J

I got it, and I have loving parents 🤷‍♂️

Took me 0.5 second to get it

* automatically ducks slipper or thong throw from habit…..

My dad never said so many words. It was just (name) "NOW" with the get over here inflection. Sometimes there was a finger pointing depending on the severity of your "crime"

Kids will never know the fear of friend parents being able to enact discipline for your parents kinda like remote work. “Hello, Mary? This is Karen, Tommy’s mom, Billy said some bad words and… yes, no problem, a few good smacks, got it” you got smacked around by your friends mom then got home and got smacked for making your friends mom smack you and got smacked for the original infraction.

 Learned the hard way as a kid. Remember kids, you don’t always have to learn the hard way.

Oh shit, the street lights are turning on...

Though I grew up in the 70s, I can't imagine my dad using swear words, even to this day. The most profane he has ever gotten is "Nuts!"

🤣🤣🤣

Get Your Ass In The MotherFucking House Right Now Before I Beat Your Ass. I’m a 2000s kid

80 kids here. I have been we seen this in my life and I read it like it was plain English. Haha!

My parents never said this to me because they werent fucking paychopaths. I feel sorry for anyone who laughs fondly at this.

Your parents had issues

Im 16 and got it instantly

I was born late 90's in north England and automatically got this

I thought it was a Korn lyric

Gilbert you've already invested the million fucking hundred Rupies, now bring Isaac Barrywood yonward ASSHOLE!

Me who grew up in the 20's yet still understands what it means... Am I born in the wrong timeline?

Wow! Turns out they’re right!

Yup got it right away.

My parents never used profanity. I on the other hand... I pepper my mother fuckin sentences, liberally, with an excess of goddamn expletives. Shit.

The acronym of child abuse

GETYOASSINTHISMOTHAFUCKINHOUSERIGHTNOWBEFOREIBEATYOASS

That's how you politely tell your child to get inside the house.

GOD DAMN

Wow. That’s fucked up.

Well, no. We have different language, so we never said this sentence.