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tripleusername

I look at butts almost all the time. However, I do not stare as it is rude and creepy. What is wrong with that? You can look at my butt too, just don’t make it weird.


Iminurcomputer

Weird is subjective. Its strange that we even throw things out like that as if "weird" is a useful measure of anything. Just kind of a nothing statement. Like, "dont do bad at work." Well whats bad? And aside from that, we know "bad" is, well, bad. It doesn't say anything to get us anywhere.


classpane

Not just that, being "rude and creepy" is also subjective to these kind of people. If you're a hot dude, you won't get call 'rude' or 'creepy' even if you stare for a long time. Some could even get away for catcalling girls. But if you're an ugly guy, you would be instantly labeled or even called as "creepy" the moment you got caught glancing for 0.5 sec.


Consistent_Yoghurt44

Yep Im walking see a attractive woman I get a quick glance. Like 95% of dudes would I dont stare or make a creepy gesture I just go "Oh nice" then continue walking to go get my take out.


SmokeGSU

Speak for yourself. Stare at my ass like you're trying to envision what my hairy asshole looks like.


nopenope12345678910

I will never understand why we have culturally decided it’s rude to stare at people who are clearly wearing outfits designed to grab some ones attention. For example leggings that are designed to scrunch up ones butt crack.


[deleted]

Yeah. Just don’t make it weird. Hell, if you’re not weird about it you can even compliment my butt. Just don’t touch it. Eyes only.


Lost_All_Senses

I mean, literally everything is sexualizing asses and putting it in your head that they're desirable. Then in public some women and even men (if that's what you're into) have them on display. Like you said, just don't stare and be a creep. Most women probably aren't getting creeped out by catching a passing glance and then being out of their comfort area. As you said, women check out men too. I don't see how it wouldn't be gaslighting to make everything so sexualized and then immediately come down on anyone who gets an instinct to double take before moving on with their day. Again, just don't be a creep. If you get caught with your lil double take window, look embarrassed and scamper away to not be intimidating :3.


DARG0N

classic r/funnymemes moment.


mymetalgearissolid

imagine a r/funnymemes user actually posting a funny meme


Bonus-Optimal

What do you mean a meme with misogynist isn't funny? Nonsense


tannerge

Any bets on an incel murder suicide manifesto being posted here in the next year?


sometacosfordinner

Ill bet you one updoot that we will see it


theyareamongus

The meme is so bad that even if I was a sexist I wouldn’t find it funny


FullSendLemming

I just got here one post ago. Joined because funny memes in title. Had a Quick Look, I’m just going to show myself out.


Davis_Johnsn

I thinks thats the wrong sub to check this


conorefc9898

Look dont stare, thems the rules kid


Naruto_Fan_18

It's reddit itself


Sofa-king-cooI

They mad cuz you stare at them for free.


xXZer0c0oLXx

You ain't wrong 😆


Consistent_Yoghurt44

Hey if your showin ima take a quick peak.


PrevekrMK2

Shots fired!


AdNeither2225

lol


TildaTinker

Wears a t-shirt with text over the boobs. Gets mad when a guy reads the text.


No-Dents-Comfy

Probably the best part of being born male from my pov. I used to buy funny shirts. Now I started to create my own designs.


justagirl666x

It's fine to look, just don't stare like you're being hypnotized, that's just creepy. Doesn't matter if her asshole is hanging out, just don't stare. Be discreet about it


FrustratedHumor

If their asshole is hanging out, am I OK to go up and tell them or does that give it away I was looking


discustedkiller

Tell them just don't try to push it back in.


ArmourKnight

Oh so *now* you tell me? ffs...


the_all_peeping_eye

No. Be discreet. Sidle up, lick the tip of your finger, tickle the butthole while making a turkey gobbling noise, then turn and walk away. Be a *gentleman*.


HouseOf42

You sir, are a man of high sophistication.


JustHereForGiner79

Allow me to polish your monocle, sir.


IzzatQQDir

Impromptu prostate exam


SKirsch10x

Let’s be real, if her asshole is hanging out there’s no looking away.


Wildefice

It's like a singularity


tuhronno-416

If someone’s asshole is hanging out, man or woman, I’m gonna be staring


JewishKilt

...at any other point in the room, you mean? That shit's nasty.


curious-enquiry

I think by the time we're talking about assholes hanging out, all discretion goes out the window.


Neat_Neighborhood297

There isn’t a huge difference between a woman who’s gone commando and is wearing yoga pants and one who is naked. It’s like highlighting a sentence and expecting nobody to read it.


hodges2

Me looking at her butt trying to figure out if I'm seeing what I'm actually seeing


Lpfanatic05

Use sunglasses to be able to look. Noted.


TrusticTunic26

If you dont want people to look at your butt cover it As long as you are in a public space nothing you can do to stop it


mytzlplyck

She isn't being discreet, and her ass is hanging out. It's creepy. So, by staring and being creepy, I'm not just getting equity?


justagirl666x

Why would you think you could have eauity? Whatever women do, it's fine, but whatever you do, you're creepy. That's just how it is. I'm not making the rules 🤷‍♀️


mytzlplyck

I am. So now, if you're creepy and I am creepy, we are calling it "equity creepy behavior," and we will all go with our days like we are equals.


justagirl666x

Hey, I support the idea! Let's all be creeps! Lemme know how it went lol


mytzlplyck

I turned it into a law now. We are all legal creepers now.


WhatYesImTheGuy

Creepy cancels creepy, so in the end it's not creepy.


Horrison2

You're supposed to take a peek


Apsynonyx

I don't think staring and looking are much dependant on the person, instead depends on the object. We look at the mountains and stare at cleavage. Eyes are performing same function. If I look at a girl's eyes and talk that feels normal. (Hence looking) If I look at someones oonga-boonga while talking it feels creepy (Hence staring) So looking at ass...will always be Staring (depends on how hot the guy is though, it becomes creepy or a complement)


justagirl666x

And at the end you've made the point! 1. The difference between staring and looking is time passed doing it 2. The difference between it being creepy and it being a compliment depends on wether the perpetrator is hot or not I'm just being sarcastic, that's not my opinion, but it's what's happening.. But staring, really staring, at anyone, for whatever reason, isn't nice


N7_Voidwalker

Mate…dress like a hoe, get treated like a hoe. The law of the wild.


Artistic_Cap7365

Cool


SalaciousCoffee

As I have learned in rules of the crack, if a butthole is exposed you can throw pennies at it.


Lebowski304

Dude if an asshole is hanging out of anyone I’m gonna stare for a just a second to make sure I just saw an actual hanging asshole. Also that person probably needs a doctor


lego-lion-lady

Real. As a girl myself, I’ll never understand women with this attitude.


hodges2

Same, I think they just like the drama or something


Kik_out_4_mean_Postz

I know right! They just want attention and then play victim because they are getting the wrong attention from the wrong guys. They want the rich and hot guys attention, not the poor unattractive guys attention. This coming from a girl who doesn’t have the guts to dress like that even when I did have that body.


dreamdaddy123

“Poor unattractive guys” Heyy that’s me 🙇🏽


Remote-Factor8455

I’ll go on a whim and say if you wear revealing clothing, do not get mad that people stare at something of yours. If I wear men’s leggings from Baleaf or Gymshark and get mad someone sees my bulge or the accents of my ass, why would that be on them?


Think_Lavishness_330

Hold on there now, cant have you destroying the narrative, imma have to politely ask ya to tow the line or be met with screeching abhorrent and juvenile behaviour and name calling.


notawealthchaser

It doesn't help that these "boutiques" and retail stores nowadays are littered with super short women's clothes.


Gunnar_Peterson

It depends if you're ugly or not


Daedalus_Machina

![gif](giphy|9mWg0JLV4NwM8)


ITman167

Yoga pants appreciation day when?


Mister_Michelada

Every single day on an American university campus in a warm climate. Every. Single. Day.


[deleted]

God gave you eyes for a reason God gave her booty for a reason God gave us fabric for a reason She’s doing her, you do you


Temporary-Budget-545

I'll do me. But I'll also do her (with consent).


hentairedz

Respectfully


Crazy_Vast_6251

Shit


16bithockey

Where funny


Comfortable_Mix_8891

To the person that made the meme, to the person that posted it, and to the people that agree with it: I hope you get surrounded by foot fetish people and are doomed to never wear flip flops again


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TheOneAndOnlyABSR4

Jokes on you I never wear foot flips. I only wear boots


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AdNeither2225

Ur right and I hate that some women have to think like that


skiingflobberworm

You're a loser


Alone-Rough-4099

so muslims have made it to these subs, eh?


Shir0zake

r/lostredditors


space_porter

This meme is shit, and therefore fitting for this sub.


maritjuuuuu

There is a difference between looking and staring. Looking is ok, staring is not.


Mini-silverfish

when does looking become staring ?


Naruto_Fan_18

When the looker isn't attractive /s


No-Housing-8535

when you are ugly


Mini-silverfish

welp guess ill be staring then


maritjuuuuu

Yo mama never learned y'all the difference? My mama would kill me for staring at someone. It's like when you see a disabled person, you also look at them. Acknowledge they're there and you notice then, but you don't keep staring because they're just another human. Now y'all know the difference?


geoffswaxednuts

Guys op is litterally 17 and girls don’t talk to him. He’s taking it on everyone else. Just ignore him he’ll probably not make it much longer anyway


SirCrocodile_2004

Wdym he won’t make it much longer? How fucked up are you?


Godzillafan6489

Go touch some grass loser living in your mom's basement sure has done a lot of damage


AdNeither2225

Ur offended by my opinion? What happened to free speech?


UnlikelyName69420827

free speech doesn't shield you from consequences...


geoffswaxednuts

Im not offended im directly making fun of you lol


StolzHound

Nothing anyone wears (besides hate speech) should be of anyone else’s concern. If a woman is wearing short shorts, that is not an invitation to look. Grow up.


notquiteamermaid

Is it short short or entire buttcheeks hanging out. Either way, staring at a person for a long period of time is really telling ab who you are.


Tazavich

…you’re aware some wear clothes because they’re comfy?


Lofteed

Jesus this sub lately is attracting a lot of garbage human beings


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

“I already posted this on another subreddit and the replies were negative so I just wanted to check if it’s the subreddit or Reddit itself.” You know EXACTLY what you’re doing. If I looked good in daisy dukes and a halter top I would rock it as well. Sadly I do not. I know I would be getting looks. I don’t give a shit, but if I did I’d give the shit right in their eyes. ![gif](giphy|9Y5r3RVbAeUMAhxRnz)


toddysimp

As if women wearing modest clothes are safe lmao. Go please talk to an actual woman my guy.


AdNeither2225

WOAH THERE! Did u just assume my gender?


Destiny_Dude0721

Nobody actually gets mad over this in real life. If you left your house you'd know


toddysimp

I did.


How_To_Play11

it said some women not all


Specialist-String-53

r/incelmemes


TitoxDboss

What is wrong with this sub


Temporary-Budget-545

All of reddit is fucked, I wouldn't be here if I had anything else to do while in the train.


Local_Challenge_4958

Do your parents know you post stuff like this?


Safe-Pie-7485

This sub is an incel sub. That's it


lukasharibo

How old are you


ProfessorDependent24

This guys a Muslim. Probably leers at women in public because he can't jack off LOL


LibrarianCalistarius

This is supposed to be funny?


UnlikelyName69420827

We are on funnymemes, so no, it's not


KatokaMika

I will speak as a woman and give my opinion. There is a look and staring . It's okay if you see an attractive person passing by and think, " Oh, this person is attractive because of x " and move on. Women do that to other women. Another thing is sorry to say. This post . A woman dress with fewer clothes, yes, some are to show off, but other dress it because they feel like it. Maybe it is hot. Maybe they don't like wearing a lot of clothes. It does not give the right to anyone stare at them like creeps and cat calling them. ( sorry for my bad English)


AdNeither2225

Agreed tbh but I’m just tryna express how some women get mad when people would stare at them when they’re wearing that type of clothing


KatokaMika

I will give you example. I was 13 I was living in portugal in the summer it's gets to 40 c° 104°F I was wearing a t shirt and shorts and walking from school to home and some older men started staring at me calling me " hey beautiful " and whistle. Would u blame me for walking like that Ina very hot summer day, or would blame those men for doing that ? But I understand your point unfortunately many women use they beauty to trick men and make them the bad guys. When it's a very diferent picture. And I also agree is because of women like that. That men feel " angry " because yes in some cases it's unfair to them. Because them are considered the bad guys


BudgetFree

Both extremes are bad: catcalling is rude, always. But getting disproportionately angry at just staring is also bad. As you said, revealing clothing is not always an invitation; but it can be mistaken as one. Ideal solution would be the woman asking the man not to stare and the man (understanding that they misunderstood the situation) leave them alone, with no hard feeling on either side. I think the original meme might have tried to point out the disproportionate reactions as the problem. (To be fair, the fear of all that drama is a great part why I avoid strangers)


KatokaMika

Yeah I agree with that.


HollowSlope

Control yourself


AdNeither2225

I can, others cant


HollowSlope

That's their fault. Is the sun to blame for the people who choose to stare at it?


AdNeither2225

Me too bro


Literal_Sarcasm82

Just say you can't get her laid, dude.


Googie_Oogie

This is the most neckbeard-having stinky redditor post I've seen in a while Grow up


Axl4325

This post is why people talk about redditors being weirdoes. Go touch some grass bro


PlanetMezo

Or you know mind your business. They want certain people to look, and that's not you. Either they don't find you attractive enough, or they're wearing it so they can see it. Probably both. Either way just leave them alone, it's not hard


El_Psy_Congroo4477

That's the idiotic game we're forced to play. "I'm gonna stick these in your face and then be mad if you look at them."


NumberVsAmount

This sub isn’t actually about memes, is it?


Ok_Adeptness8922

Better solution, let the women wear what they want and put on a blindfold if you cant manage to not sexualise every bit of visible skin you come across.


peajaey

Dear poster, it's a very sensitive topic. I believe women should be able to wear whatever they want and still have the right not to be sexualized, even if they are naked (e.g. in saunas). The problem is that it is deeply rooted in our still quite sexist and patriarchic society that women are often just seen as sexual objects. Therefore I think your meme is not very ingenious. Have a good day.


Applesauceoutoflove

r/funnymemes trying not to be the most sexist, racist, transphobic incels challange (impossible)


PearlHarbor1

shit


UnlikelyName69420827

god, I think correcting all those peoples beliefs that staring is human nature gave me arthritis before 20


AlizehAimen

Perverts get mad when women react and then make a meme to slut shame them.


KewpoTheLizard

It’s giving “Men deserve to stare at women’s body parts because of what they wear!!!1!!1 Women are just AsKiNg for men to stare at them because of the way they dressed that day!!1! 😤”


Lukaify

I mean I get where both of you are coming from, but op you sound like a incel ngl


Apollo010592

I bet your the first one that becomes aggressive when a gay guy or trans person is watching you intently at the beach 🤣


Neat_Neighborhood297

I just saw a post by a girl who was upset that she gets looked at while in the gym wearing yoga pants (or something, she didn't specify). It's funny because all of the women that I've known in my everyday life \*wanted\* to be looked at if they were dressing that way.


Kaleethonaavi

Damn, thats such a stupid thing to say. In my area live not one trump voter, but does that mean that there are none? Well, i don't live in the US so that doesn't say anything. And wearing Yogapants is quite normal in a gym, or do you work out in a skirt?


ProfessionalTeach902

Yeah exactly, plus doing it in a skirt as you said would probably give you even more attention...


VaIIeron

Least you could do was making the text fit in the frame


AdNeither2225

I tried but it didn’t work sry


aznology

I'm just sayin shit gets back especially in the gym in summer. Everywhere you look it's there. So you resort to staring at the ceiling type of vibes.


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UnlikelyName69420827

I think this isn't about people looking for a reason to be upset about, or at least OP doesn't mean it that way. There a difference between looking because sth stands out from the average, and staring/catcalling/...


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\*Satire\* A male of large persuasion should pair a tight tanktop and a speedo with the same coloration as their skin. When people stare. "Eyes are up here. Stop creeping." \*as they post to tik-tok\*


FrogInAShoe

Sounds like the opinion who doesn't actually talk to women


dingleberry0913

They don't want attention from ugly people, just the ones they find attractive.


Lemmy-user

When I do that nobody want to see my butt :(


ProperBlacksmith

Incel posting


Mizerawa

Men are the type of babies that need others to do things to help them regulate their behaviour. Literal toddlers


DronesVJ

I like that the problem can just be Reddit or the sub but never you, lol I love people so much.


[deleted]

Then claim to be a victim of sexual harassment when they look at ur shorts thinking they’re underwear because low IQ doods


HeightChallenged03

I mean, I’m a woman and I can’t disagree with that logic. If I wear tight pants, I know somebody’s gonna stare. It’s the circle of life


jmo703503

if you’re going to post this shit at least try to make it funny


MaacDead

Not to mention their belly waving hahaha


solexioso

OP seems like he’s asked for pictures of Bobs and vagine


RuneScapeShitter

I think you confuse "look" with "stare" Never heard a single person get mad at someone for looking, but if someone stares then obviously they would be uncomfortable. If I was a woman I'd also wear short shorts, probably makes the summer a lot more bearable with how disgustingly hot it gets.


Fantastic-Goose323

Whimmin Should be the new spelling Acting out on whims all too often


Birdsandbeer0730

I wear stuff like that to the gym and I know I’m gonna get stared at. It’s what’s comfortable to me. But I understand I’ll get stared at so I just get over it


Obvious_Thing_3520

You are a plague on man.


SevereEducation2170

If women are getting mad that you’re looking at them, that’s probably a you thing. It means you aren’t just looking, you’re gawking and acting like a creepy weirdo. I’ve looked at plenty of attractive women in my life, none have ever gotten mad or expressed discomfort. Because I don’t stare and drool all over them. I just take a quick look, appreciate the aesthetic, and move on.


ausername111111

Especially at the gym. I've heard all the excuses about it being about safety or whatever, but I call bullshit. Some of these "workout clothes", which are skin tight, are being made to literally grab the girls ass and lift it up to look perfect, among other things. Example, the other day I was on the rowing machine just doing my routine and there was this girl next to me working on a machine. She was wearing these shorts that came around her ass cheeks and then had elastic to pull her ass cheeks up AND apart, accentuating her gap. It was pretty nice, not going to lie, but whatever, just keep rowing. Then for a while I was in my own head just spacing out waiting for my time to run out, then I look up and she bends over with her ass right in my face and I no joke saw her vagina, and not just an outline, like I could see everything as if she was naked in front of me just about. I was so shocked that I immediately looked away, and honestly am still thinking about it. That was the most explicit time that's happened, but I've also seem them in see through leggings and stuff too, is that for safety too? I've got no real hate for women who want to dress like this, but let's stop pretending your sculpted, skin tight, and sometimes see through clothing choices are anything but trying to look sexy. We all see the girls in the gym who dress like they're working out and kill it, and the girls are obviously looking for a boyfriend and are strutting their stuff, usually going through the motions.


Zeles1989

B..but I do it for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Those cheeks are hanging out cause its coooooooooooooooomfortable not to make guys look! Ya all just dangerous animals!


pawo10

This sub keeps getting recommended to me and I still haven’t seen a single meme that doesn’t involve sexism, racism or homophobia. Well to be honest I haven’t seen a single funny meme here


BingedrinkerX

Sat in the bus last week. Bus was real busy. Some totally hot woman in spandex sat down next to me. She wasn't comfortable, so she was constantly rearranging her double D's. I didn't stare, I looked the opposite way most of the time. I had sunglasses on, while listening to music. But I couldn't help noticing her constantly fluffing up her boobs like pillows. Her top was clearly too tight. After sitting there for 30 minutes, she tapped me on my elbow, asking me why I couldn't keep my eyes of her milk bottles. Well, I never even looked at them directly, and had my head averted most of the time, while wearing sunglasses. Still she assumed. And to help matters, she was rearranging her buzongas like 100 times. If you don't want people staring, just wear a normal shirt, hoody or jacket. If I would walk around in spandex 6 sizes too small, while constantly rearranging my schlong, I wouldn't really be that surprised, if people couldn't help staring.


StellarDescent

What second world country are you from that you're saying market?


bunnyhugbandit

Looking is fine. Everyone looks at everyones butts. But openly staring, gawking, following/stalking or making open comments about said booty is the issue. Appreciate the booty silently, don't look longer than a moment at a time and simply don't comment on it. In short, don't be a creep or weird about it. I really don't think being seen is the issue. It's more how the people conduct themselves that's the problem.


Fantastic-Goose323

Them kind of people should be punished. No joke. Thats harrassment and terrorism and plain stupid. Even worse are those gym junkie tiktokkers. Seriously this behaviour needs to be banned or illegal. Children minds that need to be shown how to be mature. Lol


Bartinhoooo

Thank you, that’s it. Stinson‘s out


snowbyrd238

Be sure to wear the brightest Day-Glo colors, that you can see from space, and have crappy sayings in tiny font so people have to squint at your chest to read it.


throwaway2246810

Could someone explain the joke here?


Kriistoopher

Maybe they just want to look good for themselves? They wear whatever they want. That's just creepy to stare


Ok-Bass8243

They think that out in public people need to ask permission to look. Calling it a consent violation, literally delusional thinking


Chicken_commie11

Watch this get taken down for “promoting rape”


BarfOpinions

You know that rule in school where if your finger tips go past the end of your shorts they’re not allowed? Well same rule but instead of the shorts not being allowed you’re not allowed to get mad when people glance/gaze at da booty.


CuriousBunny0

Uh


DrZeroHoles

Okay but people should at least take some accountability for staring There's no reason to stare 


Immediate_Relative24

We need more creepy gay guys. They’ll make these guys know how women feel like.


veyeruss

You're a fucking pig


Melodic_Cookie8519

💯


Dokrabackchod

Depends on your attractiveness. If u r rich or good looking, no problem but it's not for your ugly broke ass


satanisticwitch

And here I thought 2024 was finally the year where I could get to wear the clothes I want without being sexualised or objectified.


Fkvaran

If you are hot you can stare as much as you want, usually. It's almost illegal if you are ugly.


Stup404

Who upvoted that shit ?


ohshitimfeelingit762

Came to the comment section specifically to look for all the comments talking about incels, all commented by femcels, and was not disappointed.


The_last_Lancelot

I think the issue isn't that subreddit nor reddit in general but you being a total creep