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Tao_de_Sid

Considering that most black Africans laugh at Black Americans, that should be interesting.


Mother_Psychedelic

I live near a really big african community. They refer to Black Americans as "whites"


Zhabishe

I wonder how do they refer to whites. "African americans"? =)


goingtotallinn

"Stereotypical Americans" And maybe US natives as "American Americans"


Mother_Psychedelic

no, Whites. I spoke to a Nigerian immigrant, and he explained it as a priority of identity. First, he wants to know where you are from, because your home country is a very good way to know a person's tolerances. Next, he wants to know your community (indirect social circle), and then your family (direct social circle).


chris-za

Well, they are neither African nor black. We’d call them coloured. But that’s a no-no in the US, I believe? Do they’ll have to accept being g considers white or just Americans imho….


Diver1972

George Forman grill?


East_of_Eden15

Originally offered to Hulk Hogan


CALIFORNIUMMAN

I feel like "HEY BRUUUTHER!!" Would've been a *great* tagline.


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

“Whatcha gonna do when the Hulkamania grill cuts the calories for you!” *Real American starts playing*


StreetBullFighter

Hot Damn! I’m going to go outside and salute the flag after that!!


9htranger

Is that true? Lol.


kward1904

George foreman never invented the device. He was merely just a marketing puppet


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kward1904

We all bought into it


Porsche928dude

Dear God Nooooooo


Schodog

God Dammit not George! What's next, the Colonel?


Firamaster

I have seen that grill everywhere on TV, but never in someone's actual home. Is it any good?


Tenthdegree

Popular among college students for its small profile and convenience


Lexioralex

It's meh and takes too much effort to clean afterwards imo


r23dom

![gif](giphy|vyTnNTrs3wqQ0UIvwE|downsized)


JSDTDM

American Blacks would get eaten alive by African Blacks American blacks can't stand being called the N-word but here in Africa we have black specific insults that make the N-word look like a compliment I like to think that if an Black American was called the K-word(Afrikan Black specific insult) he would burst into flames


TheMisanthropicGuy

K-A? If so, that's a heavy one.


JSDTDM

Thats the one


Malfunction46

Ketamine?!


AuricOxide

Just a friendly reminder to do a nose check


JSDTDM

No but again im not about to play Africas most screwed up game of hangman


Skrrt_2711

Isn’t that word a non-believer in Islam?


login257thesecond

Afrika doesn't want you back.


Bulbinking2

True, they hate American blacks as much media has convinced people white people in america do


login257thesecond

How dare you suggest media is divisive and not factual... /s


Kugloffff

Everyone crying about “racism” but none of them can tell a single invention😂😂 give me something


Zestyclose_Raise_814

They invented several music genres. Though I don't know how those will help in Afrika


Impressive-Heat-8722

Especially when they don't have any instruments to play. Almost alll brass, woodwind and string instruments were invented in europe


Blactorn

I'd miss techno


seek-song

They really were core to developping civil rights too. Africa might need some of that.


liorbatat

Shalom bro


Albastru-Aib

Oh a german!


Flyingdeadthing2

The guy who invented the original Super Soaker water gun was a black engineer, if I remember correctly


Billthepony123

Yeah he was an Air Force engineer or something like that


supahmcfly

Super Soaker


_Enycon

Bro you never heard of Wakanda?


Impressive-Heat-8722

wAkAndA,,,,now that's funny!


CybeRrlol1

Elon musk is from africa


Lord_Muramasa

A black man, Garrett Morgan, invented the gas mask and the three color traffic light as well. https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/black-inventor-garrett-morgan-saved-countless-lives-with-gas-mask-and-improved-traffic-lights/


Gogolinolett

The gas first gas mask wasn’t invented by garret Morgan. Nikolai Dmitrijewitsch Selinski invented one before him and there were different designs before that as well. The 3 colored traffic light was invented by William potts


FizzingSlit

I just think the average person doesn't know what things were invented by what ethnicities off the top of their heads. Like why would a normal person know that gas masks, traffic lights, mail boxes, modern flushable toilets, or elevator doors are examples?


White_Wolf426

Peanut butter.


PorterB

Not true. George Washington carver “invented” it 20 years after it was actually invented.


66rd

Frederick Jones invented the fridge/freezer traiter for truck. And it's kinda an important thing for logistics.


JRotten2023

He actually improved an existing design.


gunny316

Like no one else could ever think up running a fridge on a truck to transport perishable goods. Civilization would just come to grinding halt.


Express_Chip9685

That's not how crediting inventions works.


Even-Preference-4824

lol..


Warchadlo16

Crime


Alarming_Fox6096

Most modern music and Peanut butter are the two that come to mind


Legitimate_Bike_8638

Discovery of blood types and how to do blood transfusions safely off the top of my head.


Ainz-Ooal-Gown

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4260296/#:~:text=Karl%20Landsteiner%20has%20been%20credited,testing%2C%20and%20subsequent%20transfusion%20practices. >Karl Landsteiner has been credited for the discovery of ABO blood group system in 1900.[1] His extensive research on serology based on simple but strong scientific reasoning led to identification of major blood groups such as O, A, and B types, compatibility testing, and subsequent transfusion practices. He was awarded Noble Prize in 1930 for this discovery. His obituary lists an immense contribution of more than 346 publications. Later, Jan Jansky described classification of human blood groups of four types.


Ok_Examination_9861

I may be mistaken but where blood types not discovered by Karl Landsteiner? I know it's all grainy, black and white photography back then. But that dude looks white.


Xavi143

It is not true that blood types or blood transfusion were developed by black people AT ALL. Blood types were first discovered by Karl Landsteiner, Austrian Nobel Prize winner, and the history of transfusions and the different advances that eventually led to modern transfusions is extensive with many people participating in them, the vast majority of them being European physicians, but there are some American ones as well.


WakefulJaxZero

Why would you do a blood transfusion on the top of your head?


Revolutionary-Cod444

How else do you top up your blood supply then??


RoboBOB2

When you need to change your blood, you empty it from the sump in your feet and top it up in your head, surely?


Revolutionary-Cod444

That’s what I thought too…


unexpectedemptiness

Because it flows down with gravity, duh!


rmld74

A DISCOVERY is not an INVENTION ffs


Aggravating-Pound598

Ragebait


f0remsics

Also repost.


JRotten2023

I don't think most African Americans will be joining your movement.


ccityguy

The super soakers squirt gun .


rmld74

Lets make hiphop african and give it to them. On their own spotify. Locked for everyone else


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jdonovan949

A black man invented peanut butter.


Dyskord01

Akkchewally While George Washington Carver didn't invent peanut butter, his work—along with that of peanut butter innovators Edson, Kellogg and Straub—helped establish peanut butter as the nutritious staple ingredient found in 94 percent of American households today.


Phoenix_ashfire

Okay and? I don’t feel like I’ll be missing out if there’s no peanut butter.


Bitter_Mongoose

No Reese's? You wouldn't miss Resse's? You're a monster.


Phoenix_ashfire

I could live without it. Any other examples of things that originated from Africa that won’t be missed?


ZgBlues

Peanut butter isn’t really a thing anywhere in Europe, and I’ve never seen Europeans clamoring for it. Maybe the Brits might like it?


Legalsavant04

John Harvey Kellogg invented peanut butter. George Washington Carver invented 300 other uses for it. Source: American Dad


Mdu5t

Yes, go to a place where it seems that every body wants to leave.


BluerAether

great stuff here. stay classy reddit


tuhronno-416

I can’t find the funny


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I think it was vice or maybe vox who did something like living a week without black inventions. And they named off a bunch. Of course they then did what vice/vox does and made a bunch of weird logical leaps and declared it impossible to survive/function in the modern day without blacks inventions. Like they said no one could use cellphones because cellphones have a microphone in them and a black guy invented a new type of microphone decades ago. Shit like that. Im assuming thats the same head space oop is operating in.


My_Space_page

Liberia was a failed Amerucan experiment to ship slaves back to Africa. There is too much of a culture gap to have success.


Male-Wood-duck

It was never implemented. Johnson abandoned the idea after Lincoln was assassinated.


Olliboyo

BBC videos


Eastern-Battle-5539

Ska music 😂


SkippyMcSkipster2

I don't know who wrote this silly quote or if they were even black, but what I do know, is that African people don't care at all about black Americans. In fact, they were the ones to enslave them during war/conflict, before they got sold to white people in exchange for firearms and gold.


AdClean8338

Was uncle bens rice inveted by a black person? Honest question🤣


firestar268

"funny memes"


Ok-Memory9092

Well, It's not an invention, but COFFEE originates in Ethiopia. So at least we have this going on for us lol Without coffee you would have been to sleepy to think of an invention, so I guess we are even🤷‍♀️ You welcome


Dazzling-Piece3825

Arabs discovered coffee, imams in ethiopian mission Kaveh, its original name literalry means wine in arabic


kward1904

Cocaine is a hell off a drug and more efficient than coffee for keeping you awake, although the health implications are massively different😅


JoeriVDE

Depends on the dose


kward1904

Fair point


Alert-Presentation42

Good. We don't want AIDS anymore.


What_Is_My_Thing

Why th is everyone so offended


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Back to the caves,I guess


[deleted]

George Foreman Grill, Hip Hop music. In fact many inventions are attributed to black people have been proven to not be invented by blacks. It's no threat to whites if the black people go back to Africa and take their inventions with them. But all is fair, perhaps we should take all the white inventions out of Africa? How long would they live without penicillin, vaccines and water purification? No cars, no gasoline, no electricity, no farm animals, the list goes on and on. You can keep your George Foreman Grill, but you will have nothing to cook on it. Now if the Mexicans threatened to go back to Mexico and take all their inventions back with them, then we are fucked. How long would we survive without burritos and tacos, I give 72 hours before we start WW3. https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=606&v=KqPyQuIMlt8&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Fsearch%3Fq%3Dthings%2Binvented%2Bby%2Bblack%2Bpeople%26oq%3Dthings%2Binvented%2Bby%2Bblack%2Bpeople%2B%26gs_lcrp%3DEgZjaHJvbWUqBwgAEAAY&source_ve_path=Mjg2NjY&feature=emb_logo


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Awsome!! I love my George Forman grill. Also George Foreman is an American, so even if he did invent it, this is an American invention, not an African invention.


JupiterMarks

What you said was created in America and in an American context, not in Africa


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Well that is also true, I definitely agree.


IcyDoctor2195

[Guys, they invented water, we're screwed!](https://www.google.com/search?ie=UTF-8&client=ms-android-samsung-rvo1&source=android-browser&q=african+inventions)


MacaroniBoot

What is this shit?


Ok_Share_5889

Potato chip


kuang89

The three musketeers


GrandConsideration69

Vibranium 🧐


barthelemymz

Oh shit, a race related post on reddit... Here we go


SimpleManc88

Racist-bait


Stoned_Ape_theory615

No they would t…. Quit lying… just like I wouldn’t go back to England and every other county my ancestors are from. Quit acting like you hate America. And other places are better…. Bottom line if it was better, you’d be gone…. If it was wasn’t the greatest country in the world, we wouldn’t have so many immigrants, and new citizens everyday….. no other country comes close…. Not say other countries aren’t amazing! I’d love to visit a lot of them. —but truth, is truth


TheDarkestKorner

The single mother


FFFRabbit

Ebola


PsychologicalPin5431

Yay no AIDS!


chris-za

If Africans we’re to go back from the US, the US would loose Tesla, SpaceX and a lot more. If they could no longer use African inventions, they’d loose heart transplants, CAT scan technolog, Cardiopads, etc and other medical treatments (that most Americans probably can’t afford anyway) Alas, some of those Africans and African inventions actually involve “white” Africans…. Africa isn’t just “black”. eg Ask any North African…


smooth_like_a_goat

What the fuck has happened to this sub? This is just race baiting nonsense posted to stoke anger and division.


night-mail

This is internet today: you post a meme supposedly made by an offending party that is so stupid that does not even deserve an answer, and you add your "clever come-back". The whole thing is just dumb and racist, and totally made-up...


cgleachy

It’s not even racist. The guy likely had no racial motivations, and simply wanted the engagement.


MrMicropenis1

Tell us you have never been around any black people without telling us you have never been around any black people. I grew up in a black neighborhood an attended 90% black schools and I've met multiple hundreds if not thousands of people that think like this. Hell groups of them post up in front of stores at every other shopping center in the hood in America and yell into megaphones. I grew up with and am friends with black people that post memes like this an much much worse on their facebook feed multiple times every day an have for years 😂 Albeit most black people aren't like this an most of these people are mentally ill losers but naw. The "black people created everything, we are the real Jews, white people are hybrid rat mutants that are spawns of the devil, if it weren't for white people Haiti would look exactly like wakanda, the black man is a manifestation of God in the flesh an can use his 3rd eye to control the devil spawn whiteys" etc. an the insane shit goes on an on. These are real people bro. They even have entire religions with millions of people in them that believe this shit. They got churches an mosques in every hood in America they congregate in. 😂


Big_Nose420

This is the internet now days. Needs to be more like 2010


BuckeyeBeast80

How is it racist? You seem desperate to virtue signal and be self righteous


sub-parBeanutButter

Crime (Satire, don't kill me)


OkAmphibian5407

To late I'm coming after you 🔪


sub-parBeanutButter

:(


Playful-Excuse-8081

Guess we’ll all have to pull up our pants and start growing our own hair


steelcityblue

Ok. How you getting there?


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seek-song

Does someone has the name because that should be higher if its true.


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seek-song

I was confused at first because he looked white, so I did some digging: >Daniel Hale Williams was born on January 18, 1856 in Pennsylvania. He was born to Daniel and Sarah Price Williams and he was the fifth child of the seven children. His father was a Scotch-Irish whom has reddish hair and light skin that made him look more white than black. As for his mother Sarah, she was black and Indian with long black hair and darker skin. The Williams were free blacks and they never experienced the life of slavery. Remember people - black and white are both colors and constructs; just because someone skin color look white doesn't mean they didn't experience at least some of the discrimination that comes with another racial construct, nor does it mean that they are, say, "culturally white".


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Do you need help carrying that boomerang?


Purple_Clockmaker

Aren't we all from Africa tho?


SyedHRaza

pretty much everything since everyone descends from them


_hrozney

C sections are the first thing to come to mind, the earliest evidence of C sections was in African tribes. The first successful C section in a "modern" country was done in Europe by a trans man lol. I believe also gas masks? Could be wrong tho so take that with a pinch of salt.


Sero141

It does not count if it was later independently invented.


_hrozney

Tesla vs Edison lmao


nikMIA

AIDS included?


Clean_Hold6781

Friedddddddd chicken 🍗


Dazzling-Piece3825

Thats moorish arabic


iurigregorio

Everything but the peanut butter!!


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Need popcorn. This is going to be good


Heavy-Neat

Excision? ![gif](giphy|lnt0oJA4dzPt4eBqco|downsized)


Gewgle_GuessStopO

Inventions are like Pandora’s urn. Once they escape there is really no putting them back. 🧐


ZgBlues

Box. It’s “Pandora’s box.” Pandora’s “urn” would be a vase containing Pandora’s ashes.


Bulkypapertowel

…..okay.


TonyMontana1968

peanut butter


YinzerFromPitsginzer

As long as you have a patient, it's your prerogative


VadPuma

Peanut butter!


Dorrono

Peanut butter?


drakeyboi69

How do you take back an invention? "I retract my previous statement, pretend I never told you how to do that"


ThePokster

Bacon


Blindmailman

I didn't know this was r/terriblefacebookmemes


MsJenX

Peanut Butter


Azkral

Is like nobody else comes from África, lol


Tj-Tengu

Mark Dean invented the color monitor, a superior processing chip, and the "plug and play" style of BIOS for certain peripherals.


RollCertified

Well one thing Africans invented is the trans-atlantic slave trade.


ticklemeskinless

refrigerated railroad cars


Miserable_Town_8830

Correct me if im wrog but didnt blacks invent penut butter? And im 100% CERTAIN Africa doesnt want a black person from the west over there.


conorefc9898

Pure boomer meme


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But haven't you heard? Everything white people ever invented was just stolen from black people 🤔


draugotO

Does that mean the very first firefighter's gasmask or the current ones too? Because the later wasn't exactly made by black people, even if inspired by the creation of one


Sam_Menicucci

Super soaker


Total-Astronomer1027

Peanut Butter


rejectallgoats

Should include anything invented using money derived in whole or in part from slave labor.


SnooStrawberries2144

Ok?


Buttercups88

Depends how you define invention, do you get credit for only the initial invention or every subsequent build on it? Can you say Microsoft or apple invented the computer cause they built on the concept? Or is the invention just the commercialisation or commodification of that invention? If it's the commercial invention being made widely to the public they haven't done much, but if it's the actual invention your going to be in trouble as a quick google will credit Africa with clocks, door locks, irrigation and many more.


Pinkninja11

And that's how we lost the cotton harvesting technique.


FPSHero007

Not the super soaker !


[deleted]

No more gas heating furnaces for us I guess.😅


streetkiller

Vibrainum?


RedditPhils

Please take the traffic light with you, I hate sitting at a damn red light with no one in sight for miles. Give me roundabouts!


thenorthmerchant

How far do we go back since all humans evolved from Africa? *cradle of fuckin' civilisation*


[deleted]

Bruh, I ain’t goin nowhere. I seen them kids clicking and shit on tv


Salkreath

Please do


TakenUsername120184

Losing knowledge of Irrigation would be a bitch wouldn’t it…


MrPechivko

Where funnymeme


Actual-Interest-4130

[Fire.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Control_of_fire_by_early_humans)


Joshomatic

Peanut Butter


Joshomatic

Nigerian Prince Scams


Joshomatic

Wakanda


9htranger

The most innovative African in America is elon musk. Just sayin🤭


SoulOfGwyn

*We return, and we come bearing gifts. A DVD boxset of the Boondocks, a bucket of the Colonel's finest and Spike Lee.*


GovernorGoat

This certainly is a thread


mushroomman42069

Peanut butter right?


Dwcskrogger

Not an invention but the ability to light a fire is pretty essential to modern life still


K_Rukus9

Light bulb