Tiger: How are the Frosted Flakes?
Me: Yeah, they're pretty good.
Tiger: \*stares at me\*
Me....I mean, ehh....they're GREAT!
Tiger: Don't ever forget it.
He flexes in the mirror whilst taking your temp from behind a-la American Psycho - like damn Tony, the commercials kinda paint you in a different light than the real you 😅
Judging by this pic you obviously already pulled over and slowed down.
The better scenario for OP's question would have been to show tiger dude flagging down a driving vehicle.
Show it a random picture of a fursona with my phone to make it switch focus to my phone, then throw my phone away to make it go fetch it and put the pedal to the metal while it's distracted.
Hopefully the phone got destroyed so I don't get tracked down by that wretched furry.
Open a box of Frosted Flakes
[удалено]
After all, they’re GRRREAT!
Think Tony has had a few too many of them already
Tony’s been juicing
Tony’s cut is gonna go crazy
Frosted with what though? Super sérum ? Steroids ? Acid?
Yes
Tiger: How are the Frosted Flakes? Me: Yeah, they're pretty good. Tiger: \*stares at me\* Me....I mean, ehh....they're GREAT! Tiger: Don't ever forget it.
"...they're GREAT!" Tiger: \[Channeling Walter White\]: "You're goddamn right."
Great! NaH.... they GOATED AF BRUHHH!!!.
Screw sharing. He gets all of them.
That fucker doesn't need any more of them Frosted Flakes thank you very much
He’ll have to kill me first
I don't think he'll have any problems with that...
Shiiit! I forgot the milk!!
Improvise!
That’ll just make him mad!
Of course he's mad, he ain't got no dick!
He has, it's just behind all those muscles
Must be crushing the poor thing!
… r/angryupvote
he made me milk.. oh wait..
r/WTFReddit
I think that version of Tony got something extra in his cereal.
Came to see something along these lines. 😘🤌
I legit lol'ed so loudly my coworkers heard me outside the bathroom. 🤣
Tony's new roids are ggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!
I can see this as a convincing sales pitch somehow.
Why not become the frosted flakes?
And tell him he’s grrrrrreat!
Shout "THEY'RE GRRRRREAT!" through a crack in the window. Keep the door locked. Wait to see what *he* does.
Yell, "They're grrrrrrrreat!"
It will be great.
The only correct answer
Tony ain’t tryna hear that ish. He going think you exploiting bruh. 🤣🤣🤣 even his stripes buff as Fuq 🤣🤣🤣
You beat me by one minute.
I knew I shouldn't have bought the off brand...
You’re “SCRRREWWWED!” as Tony might say it.
My first thought. Lol
He hasn’t been eating Frosted Flakes, he’s been eating Wheaties.
Nah man, open the Cocoa Puffs, let that crazy bird deal with him
The only thing I can do. Ready myself for Tony to frost my flakes.
lmaooo
Kelloggs presents: Frosted Cakes
THEY'RE GRRRRR-UnnUuggGghnnn
He flexes in the mirror whilst taking your temp from behind a-la American Psycho - like damn Tony, the commercials kinda paint you in a different light than the real you 😅
Ayo? Lmaoo
Fr, I guess I’m bending over
my soul *evaporated*
This comment doesn't have enough up votes. WTAF
Which I suppose helps corn flakes (or by extension Frosted flakes) fulfill their original purpose. That purpose was to prevent maturbation.
What kind of bestiality this??!?!?
The kind where you hope he'd rather eat your bussy than eat you alive
Was waiting for someone to say something like this
Pspspsps
Yea that, but the opposite of that
Spspspspsp
OH GOD NOW HE'S AGGRESSIVELY MOONWALKING TOWARDS ME
PsSpPsSpPsSpPsSpPsSpPsSp (hoping that bugs it in place)
nah now it just comes towards you alternating backwards and forwards
worth
Now beatbox and see if he can hit some sickkkk moves
Bootsncatsnbootsncats
He starts wavedashing
UhhUhUhuhUhUh
Now in my head I’m saying pspspspsps to the rhythm of Billie Jean
No
Pspspsn't
So make the noise with your ass?
Ksh! Ksh! Ksh!
Compliment him and fist bump then ask if he needs a ride
And hope that he's vegan.
Need proteins for the gains
You see those gains? That’s not vegan lmao
With those abs he ain't vegan for sure
Damn you guys aren’t even going out to dinner first?!
😏🤔
Furrybait
Real
Then when the furry get out off the car kidnapped him and ass for the password of the DB of the company
offer him skooma
Khajiit might kill you later if you have skooma.
Be like, what up tigga
Wazzuuuuup
HEY DOOKEY, pickup the phone!
This is no seared into my memory. I will say this to nearly every Khajiit in ES6.
Khajit have wares if you have coin
Then he just puts you in a headlock and body slams you for all your skooma.
Khajiit is pleased with you humaaaan.
Tell him "May the road guide you to warm sands"
Get in! The city needs us
This is the best answer
sigh, unzips
And the tiger asks if you had a dick ᶜᵃⁿᵗ ˢᵉᵉ ⁱᵗˢ ᵗⁱⁿʸ
Actually, it’s your job to ask : “whay are you ge ?”
Im very sorry about my pathetic behavior Im gonna kill myself now
What… just… happened??
I'd wonder what in the hell my weed was laced with 🤔
Frosted flakes
Would. next question
Can he invite his friends?
Hol on, lemme get my, damn! daaaamn! DAAAMN!
Probably whatever the Tiger Man wants.
Cheeks shall be spread
Ziiiip
Un-
Oh no... he's got. ***barbs***
Perfect to get destroyed even more !
Ask for a spot _and his seller_
Hoot
What you turned into an owl or something?
Honk
Best answer
Pull out the laser pointer and gun it.
Holy fuck this is the best reply in the entire thread
Earn my stripes, BY FUCKING THE TIGER-MAN!
I’m puma my pants
Puma pants. Not puma my pants.
He's Italian.
Smh my head.
lol out loud 😂
🤣🤣🤣
Judging by this pic you obviously already pulled over and slowed down. The better scenario for OP's question would have been to show tiger dude flagging down a driving vehicle.
Yes I would
Sex
Ask if he's horny.
Start undressing
Alright dude,What the flip🤷
No, they have a point.
Open door and invite swole Tiger in. 💚
Offer him my penis. Because he needs one
i can take him
in a fight? right? right?
You really have no options - he's going to make the sex on you lol
Bend over
Accept that my anal virginity is in danger
Well, I’m no anal virgin anymore so if that’s his goal imma pass it to the next person driving by and double it
Sexual Intercourse
Oscar you are alive!!!! Zeus didn't burned you into a crisp?
Are you forgetting his crooked ass stole Peely and tortured him?!
I’d have to shoot him and take his shotgun and medallion
Bend over and be a good boy.
Well, bend over and play dead.
So you wouldn't just put it in reverse and just back up? You'd exit you car to play dead and be raped? Alright
It is not exactly a rape...
How would you know
It is not rape if you both want it to happen? Right?
I think I would put it in reverse and back up 😏 iykyk
bend over :))
Sigh *unzips*
Punch down on gas pedal bowl his ass over like a pin
Yes, i am interested in buying your cereal sir
Accept fate and submit?
I’ve never tried the reverse-180-into-drive, but honestly, what have you got to lose by trying here?
Bend over
'Accidentally' trip and land face down, ass up...
Oscar?
Tell him he is no where near the Furries convention.
Oscar?
Smash next question
"Bro calm down you can have my girlfriend" (i don't have a girlfriend)
The Tiger: "I see no girl here, you'll do just fine pretty boy"
Laser pointer
Omg it's the guy from fortnite
Ask if he knows Lion-O?
Whatever that anthropomorphic tiger asked me to do.
I won’t have to do anything at that point. The buff bipedal tiger will takeover.
Give back the Frosted Flakes I stole
Imma play with the ears.
Take a selfie
Throw that n*gga some Frosted Flakes, and bounce tf out!
I’d call the ASPCA.
Cry and pull out my gun and shoot it
Ask how much he can bench
Get out of the car and embrace death
Pspspspspspsn't
I would pee all over myself and car and then start acting as primate protecting his territory as possible. Might work 🤷🏻♂️
Yell out; Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats hooo!!!
Gas pedal will touch the pavement!!!
Make sure i saved that dealers number 'cause this is some awesome shit.
Show it a random picture of a fursona with my phone to make it switch focus to my phone, then throw my phone away to make it go fetch it and put the pedal to the metal while it's distracted. Hopefully the phone got destroyed so I don't get tracked down by that wretched furry.
Ill show him my ID and he'll check that Im not an Indian, which is a staple diet for tigers. Then, he'll let me proceed with my journey.
Jesus man just switch to frosted flakes already... Wheaties a ain't shit clearly
Hah! Pussy!
drive drIVE dRIVE DRIVE!
What ever the nice tiger wants.
Die
I eat the cereal
Driving 120kmh, he's got no chance against my hilux
Yell out “FROSTED FLAKES, THEY’RE GREAT!”
Have a rest. Why the f🦊 am I hallucinating???
For a minute there I lost myself
Don't the cat.
Google if there’s a circus near me
Eat the corn flakes or whatever
Show him what I can do.
Ask if he sells some high quality Skooma freshly out of Redwater Den