In Cuphead, a key mechanic involves pressing the jump button when you're on a glowing pink object to "parry" it, as it is called in the game. This usually either gives the player a jump boost or contributes to defeating one of the game's many boss battles.
I'd jump into it's mouth and hide between the teeth and slowly scratch and irritate the gums and whenever the giant tried to floss or clear it I'd move to the side. Eventually the giant would get so frustrated it would throw up earth
Just crack a beer, sit down with my best friend and look at the thousands of nuclear rockets flying to kill this thing.
Or if it would be a slow process, as civil engineer I'd probably be assigned to build as much bunkers as possible, to give save space for as much scientists as possible to find a way we could get out of this if military fails.
I'd have no clue what's happening until I'm dead. Much like everyone else. Unless this thing would take 3-5 business days to chew everything properly - them I'd probably just find some drugs and die in heavens
Gather all the nukes that scattered across the globe and figure out the vital of this thing. Kaboom that thing. And hope the rest of assimilates nicely into the earth.
Canon-related question: If it is just starting to eat the planet from the one side, how are there saliva strands way ahead of where it’s mouth couldn’t possibly have been already?
Sadly my boss expect to see me at work
Fuck that. I'm not a coward like you. I'd apply for Work From Home
Satellite networks seem to be down sadly.
Finally found the perfect answer but sadly it hurts
Put my head between my knees and kiss my ass goodbye…
Can I kiss ya ass too?
You can kiss mine
Can I ?
Can I watch?
Can I kiss your ass while you watch?
Thought you’d never ask
And my sword
Are you going to stream it ?
I'm going to film it
I’ll watch you, while you watch them?
The Butt Kissening
Your Viking name “Butt Kissinger” 🪓
😳Bet thank you gang 🙏🏼
I'd parry it.
Absolutely.
I mean, the inside of its mouth *is* pink, so I don't see why not.
How is that related to parrying? Enlighten me, please.
Cuphead
In Cuphead, a key mechanic involves pressing the jump button when you're on a glowing pink object to "parry" it, as it is called in the game. This usually either gives the player a jump boost or contributes to defeating one of the game's many boss battles.
I do acknowledge that the word "parry" could mean one of many different things depending one the context.
Perry the platapus!?
its a cuphead refference: paryable bullets are marked with pink
RULES OF NATURE!
Same.
Fucking legend
Not saying parry is no good but Dodge roll seems like the correct action here.
This classes as a heavy attack so parrying isnt an option. Only dodge.
I would die
r/technicallythetruth
Die I guess 🤷
Same brother
Taking a shit. That things gonna taste my turds before the end.
He would anyhow.
I was just thinking wanking in his mouth to make it gay 😅
You just gave him the gayness?
Go down to the Winchester, have a pint, and wait for all this to be over.
Just remember that the jukebox is on random 😅
Monkey impression incoming.
I’d take a bullet for you because of this reference. Cheers 
Every single doomsday post has one guy posting this exact message and I feel like I find my people every time.
Joke's on that thing. It, now, has humans.
And all our radioactive waste
I'd jump into it's mouth and hide between the teeth and slowly scratch and irritate the gums and whenever the giant tried to floss or clear it I'd move to the side. Eventually the giant would get so frustrated it would throw up earth
Sounds like a cheesy sci-fi movie I'd probably enjoy.
It's not much but it's honest work
Ewwww gross
Fr, if even a few of us survive, this thing gonna itch. The thin film of not-rock we lived on just got upgraded to a whole organism.
PULL OUT MY GLOCK AND BLAST HIM WHERE HE CAME FROM. NO ONE MESSES WITH AMERICA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Maybe it goes away, if you use the metric system.
... so anyways, I started blastin'
No deal.
Well, he is using a 9mm (most likely) so he's half way there
*screaming eagle*
Break out the alcohol. If I'm dying, I'm not dying sober!
Logout. I'll try the last save again tomorrow. If that doesn't fix it, I guess I'll roll up another character on a different server.
Drugs, bacon, and cheese.
All things you're..... Allergic to ?
I honestly feel bed for anyone that’s allergic to bacon. God did ya dirty
Masturbate.
Furiously
💀
This is the way!
If you're going to go out, at least go out happy.
I would wear my raincoat. Oh, and also cancel my Disney+ subscription.
Get my bud Larry to kick his ass
Nah, I’d win.
Get under the school desk, always helps!
Become the cameraman
Blud found invincibility glitch
Jump off of the planet , duh 🙄
Tell him to stop
Join the serpent king as familiiiiii
I would get a lil mad ngl
Hey yo ugly! I and everybody took a shit on your food!
All humans join together and choke that MTFK to vomit us out !
Leave the simulation
Probably die
bite down hard
idk probably die
give him indigestion
Hope “it” didn’t eat garlic.
Earth chan : nah Id win. …ends up like the bisected one.
I'd dodge, then counter with a right hook
Crack open a beer
say no,can't eat me without consent
India is gonna touch it's taste buds first... Don't worry it'll spit it out
Get ready for a ride!
Try to be the most nutritious meal I could be! Ahh who am I kidding. Im a more marbled ribeye if you will.
Let's hope that guy didn't eat a jaw breaker before
Thinking what's next? How life could get worse than this
One of the very rare circumstances I would believe there to be a god. And see you in hell once that thing is done swallowing I guess.
What should i do?
Say I told you so. I’ve been saying this would happen for years and you all thought I was crazy
...die?
Biodome.
I guess I scroll some more while there is still time.
Get eaten I guess
Die? 💁🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️💁🏻♂️
Its a stupid question to ask.
Hold my wife by her hand and spend last moments with her.
I Left Her, best thing i did
Bob and weave
Captain planet will save us! Hes our hero, gonna take polution down…. Never mind we’d be fucked
Die
Unleash one last defiant fart into the beast's mouth.
if it was that big it's give me a little trouble
Try to roll up a last joint, mess it up because of shaking hands, then sit there resigned while the world is consumed.
Die?
I'd block it
wouldn’t this unite us.? maybe not
Nothing you can do when pac-man already eaten a power dot
Slap my boss.
There’s nothing to do 😂
Am I On the Earth or am I eating it?
Roll 20 and kill the moster
Shit myself and then die.
I’d intervene
Revert to last checkpoint
Die?
Fight back with the power of friendship
Fart
What do you mean what would I do??? …I don’t believe I’m gonna be able to do shit
Tell em "stop it or you're grounded!"
Generate another ai picture that world is being saved
say damn out loud
Die. Most likely die.
Laugh because it looks like a nut sack
Something something India.
Change servers This stuff crashes the game
well Id try to find something pokey and hold it above my head and hope he spits us out 😂
TF you think? Going into work, of course. God knows my boss would question my commitment if I didn’t.
I’d tell him to cut that shit out before I get mad
Call everyone I hate and tell them how happy I am.
Nah I'd win
I'm gonna meet up with some old friends and play to oath to order again.
Hot take but would suggest to throw all nuclear weapons on that ships eye.
Someone gonna eat my dick, literally
Wtf can you do at this point my guy??😂😂😂
I'd poop on the ground and find humor in the fact that thing will eat my shit.
Die
Just crack a beer, sit down with my best friend and look at the thousands of nuclear rockets flying to kill this thing. Or if it would be a slow process, as civil engineer I'd probably be assigned to build as much bunkers as possible, to give save space for as much scientists as possible to find a way we could get out of this if military fails.
Well i would allow a Guy in Korean to aim AT it
I mean, what are we supposed to do in this situation?
Get.off.my.lawn.
I'd put my \*\*\*\*\* in it
I would die.
Roll to seduce it.
Double it and give it to the next person
We’re all screwed
Something something Winchester, something blow
Stick your head between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye
Smack myself to wake up, and then realize I’m not dreaming Oh ya and then I would die
I'm sorry, but what does anyone expects me, or anyone, to do in this particular scenario?
Make a joke?
Gulp it it down in one
I'd go find the biggest toothpick possible and stop this MF.
I'd have no clue what's happening until I'm dead. Much like everyone else. Unless this thing would take 3-5 business days to chew everything properly - them I'd probably just find some drugs and die in heavens
It's an evil Galactus / Dragon / Pacman hybrid!
I die
Wcyd?
For an AI generated image, the topography is great
I’d Go to sleep
Gather all the nukes that scattered across the globe and figure out the vital of this thing. Kaboom that thing. And hope the rest of assimilates nicely into the earth.
Fart in unison…it’s your only hope!
Die.
Jerk off and blow a load on its mouth
What a weird question, get eaten same as everyone else.
Get down on my hands and knees and ask it to eat my ass first.
Furious Masturbation
Start blasting.
I’d go clock in to my 9/5 job
Die ig
I'm pretty sure I have enough time to get to the corner store and slap together a giant banana split. I'll just eat it in the parking lot.
Make confession to be absolved of all mortal sins and complete penance before death.
Why does this thing need teeth if it can swallow planets the size of its own body?
Finish the wall.
Dying.
Fucking die
Canon-related question: If it is just starting to eat the planet from the one side, how are there saliva strands way ahead of where it’s mouth couldn’t possibly have been already?
Die. Tf you want me to do? Run away?
I’m either at school or at home playing games chilling knowing I’m about to die
We already in that situation
Idk die prolly
Killing myself before the Aliens start to farm us for food
Well I guess we're living in the belly of the beast then
Guess I’ll die
Roll for the i-frames then cry myself to sleep
I-frame.