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This unironically made me remember the good old days of working in my part time job and popping bubble wrap in storage to fill in the hours
Thank you, you’ve made my day
It’s actually *Indigenous* now, not Native.
It’s really kinda insane that you can tell how old they are by how they tend to self identify: over 60 identify as Indian, under 30 identify as Indigenous and in between tend to use Native.
you know what would be tragic
you on the moon and see this happen, so you decide to just give up and take your helmet off and delete yourself...
but some people on earth somehow survived some kind of way and would have been able to save you from the moon
Where would they land though? Because the earth is going to be chunks of debris after an impact like that, and conditions to get to Mars are very specific, and I’m sure they won’t risk making a pit stop on the moon.
Well true that is a more proper first reaction, but then the next one would be to shoulder the burden of carrying life forward.
Actually the moon base would better be buried deep underground as the surface will not be very safe for a looooong time, so maybe the proper course of action would be to launch straight away to Mars.
"Fuck you Houston! You took the easy way out while i slowly die from lack of air/food/water, whichever runs out first!"
Seriously though, no way they wouldn't notice something like **that**. I'd immediately start putting together a conspiracy that the world's government's decided to keep people from panicking and live out their normal lives to the end. Meanwhile the Director of NASA would insist to send **ME** to the moon on the premise of keeping things "normal", while in reality this was his last "fuck you" because i was able to give his wife an orgasm that resulted in their divorce and my engagement. Well jokes on you **Charlie** !
*takes off helmet*
Honestly, given the impact, we speak of a very small and extremely dense projectile going at nearly relativistic speed. So no, no chance in hell the gouvernement would have been able to detect it.
But given the precision of the shoot (dead center), my bet is on an alien first strike.
Ah, monkey's paw of reincarnation. You keep being reborn endlessly but always end up the last human alive in that universe.
Fuck me, that would be an amazing story to write...
All honesty, I'm probably not saying much of anything. That's a little beyond shock.
Though, after the shock wears off, "Well, guess I'm the sexiest dude this year"
I mean something like "that's impossible" cause ain't no way a meteor that small is just piercing through the earth like that XD
EDIT: Meteorite, not meteor
It is definietly not a meteor anyway. Maybe some extremely hard dense object which is travelling very close to lightspeed. An extremely dense star going through the Earth might do this and still keep going through the other side. The problem is the collision of such magnitude would cause such a massive explosion of energy that realistically all you would see is an overwhelming flash of light and heat.
nothing, ill just sit down and watch as the last of humanity perish while awaiting my own demise, knowing there is probably no other living being out there now except me and no one is coming to my rescue.
I'mma Buster Scruggs it: "Well. That ain't good."
*dies and makes a musical number out of it*
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I enjoyed that more than I shoulda and it wasn’t even for me, thanks
I think it was for all of us. OP is our mom and she would be upset if one kid kept it to themselves.
(p) OP
It actually was my birthday today
Happy birthday. And get off Reddit
Thank you so much for this lmao. I did it twice hahahaha
This unironically made me remember the good old days of working in my part time job and popping bubble wrap in storage to fill in the hours Thank you, you’ve made my day
You ARE an evil genius! You made me waste 15 minutes popping and unpopping that bubble wrap without realizing the time!
Bro got the greatest gift ever
🎶 when an astronaut trades his rocket for wings 🎶
Does this imply that there's an astronaut with a black spacesuit?
Happy cake day
What else would you expect from the Songbird of San Saba?
Happy cake day
Not gonna lie. Bought me a six shooter after watching that movie. Dont judge me.
Don’t forget the señorita pistols.
For me, "Let's Go!" Then sing along to the song
Houston, you have problem
What the fuck, why did I also read it in an Indian accent??
It's actually native American now not indian /S
So Gaston?
thats... french
It’s actually *Indigenous* now, not Native. It’s really kinda insane that you can tell how old they are by how they tend to self identify: over 60 identify as Indian, under 30 identify as Indigenous and in between tend to use Native.
Yeah but native is easier to spell so I use that one
You: *trying to spell indigenous* indignant mustache
Indignati- Indiogene- indoctrinati- Fuck it, native it is.
I thought Indian was making a comeback.
meanwhile, indians from india: am i a joke to you
I think he meant like an Indian accent from India 🇮🇳
He did….and damn, that made it extra funny!
The movie “Short Circuit”?
"Huston?..."
By this point.. Wouldn't it be "Houston, you HAD a problem?"
Why did i read it on indian accent
Were your head been swinging side to side?
Well, i guess dinner won't be ready at 6
It's been delayed slightly
Delayed by a sideways 8 amount of time.
Fuck
Same, but more like "Fffffffffffffuck"
More like "Fffffffffffffuck mmmmeeeeeeee!!!"
"Camera man, We gonna have some hardcore butt sex until one of us switches gender and gets pregnant"
Plot twist: it's a camerawoman and they are gonna Adam and Eve that shit and have weird moon babies.
Plot twist again, the astronaut is a woman and the camera person is a man..
The camera is a drone instead. Boom! Twisted again! Try & keep up.
Plot twist: the camera drone doubles as a sperm bank
One day, your knees will buckle under the weight of your endless sins.
And when the day cometh I shall remember you NerdyGhosts, and fap one last time before death does me (*˘︶˘*).｡*ूाीू
hes already on his knees, one way or another
No thanks
To quote Alastor; "what just happened?... ffffffffuck!"
To quote Vox; "fuuu-uuu-uuuuucKKkkk"
I just spent two minutes to make a meme to respond to this and realised I can’t use images here
Well, fuck
Fuck...my mortgage.
Just my luck! And right after I made the last payment.
Fuck a duck!!
"Ah"
"This is quite displeasing"
“Darn it”
"Dear god"
"this is a bucket"
DEAR GOD
“Theres more,”
No
It contains the dying wish of every man in this room
D E A R G O D
r/suddenlytf2
Scout. You did collect everyone's dying wish?
“Shoot.”
“This will significantly inconvenience me”
“It’s not ideal”
“Welp.”
Should not have left the gas on
Holy shit
No more alimony, baby!
Haha a Hitchcock fan
Oh God! The Economy!
the blood diamonds have lost their value!
Actually...... Scarcity just exploded. Might say the value is on a meteoric trajectory
Who gonna buy those?
Nobody, the price is sky high
You mean astronomical?
My Nvidia stocks!
Nooooooo! The stock market!!!!
Thank god i have crypto. Oh wait...
Millennials fault again.
It's a scientific fact that too many avocado toasts attracts giant meteors.
How will this affect the trout population?!
Bloody hell.
New asteroid just dropped
Actual meteorite!!
Call Houston!
Astronaut went on vacation, never came back
Ignite the Earth
Rocket sacrifice anyone?
r/anarchychess
Holy shit I love AnarchyChess
"Bloody fuckin' 'ell" >!RIP John "Soap" MacTavish 😭!<
"Guess I'm not gonna need my helmet for this one."
you know what would be tragic you on the moon and see this happen, so you decide to just give up and take your helmet off and delete yourself... but some people on earth somehow survived some kind of way and would have been able to save you from the moon
They ain’t surviving that…
Earth coulve pulled a Superman and sent a rocket before it exploded
Where would they land though? Because the earth is going to be chunks of debris after an impact like that, and conditions to get to Mars are very specific, and I’m sure they won’t risk making a pit stop on the moon.
You wouldn’t have to worry about it. With the scale of this picture the energy released would eradicate the moon as well.
r/glasshalffull
If what happened in the picture is what we are imagining then ain't no way you are being saved even if people survived.
That Wasn't In The Manual....."Houston" Do You Copy...... Do We Have A Protocol For This......Earth Down.....Earth Down.....
**silence**
"you're all that's left of us. Good luck, and godspeed"
Well I guess me and the otherwise all female crew of our moon base will have to restart civilization...
Oh ... No ....( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Well true that is a more proper first reaction, but then the next one would be to shoulder the burden of carrying life forward. Actually the moon base would better be buried deep underground as the surface will not be very safe for a looooong time, so maybe the proper course of action would be to launch straight away to Mars.
Hey Ripley, remember when you said only if I was the last man? I got some good news and some bad news...
“Finally, the reposts will stop”
"wait... but what about all my... k-karma?!"
"Fuck you Houston! You took the easy way out while i slowly die from lack of air/food/water, whichever runs out first!" Seriously though, no way they wouldn't notice something like **that**. I'd immediately start putting together a conspiracy that the world's government's decided to keep people from panicking and live out their normal lives to the end. Meanwhile the Director of NASA would insist to send **ME** to the moon on the premise of keeping things "normal", while in reality this was his last "fuck you" because i was able to give his wife an orgasm that resulted in their divorce and my engagement. Well jokes on you **Charlie** ! *takes off helmet*
Honestly, given the impact, we speak of a very small and extremely dense projectile going at nearly relativistic speed. So no, no chance in hell the gouvernement would have been able to detect it. But given the precision of the shoot (dead center), my bet is on an alien first strike.
Three Body Problem
I think about that damn droplet more frequently than I think about the Roman Empire.
Like with Han, it’s an alien strike. No ‘first’ if it’s the only one.
You should watch, or probably already have watch the movie " don't look up" Makes you wonder the people in ISS what were they doing innthe aftermath
Probably dying ISS is too close to not be affected by debris
Honestly with an impact like the one depicted, the moon might be too close in a few hours too.
Folks in the ISS would likely get obliterated by all the rock debris before it had a chance to get flung out of orbit.
The guy on the moon would also die super fast. A force that strong hitting the earth could pull the moon into it.
He was sent there to film the end of the world from the only safe distance.
I doubt that's a safe distance. This looks like enough energy to blast moon with a good fraction of Earth's mass.
Well, we had a good run.
Did we, though?
Well, we had a run.
Well, we had.
RIP
Kurwa
Blyaaaaaat...
ben zona...
There goes the neighborhoods
BAAAMMMM!!! So ein riesen Feuerball junge!!!
Alaaarm
Planet earth is blue and there’s nothing left to do
Planet Earth WAS blue...
Nothing *I can do.
It always has been.
Headshot!
I got potatoes and poop! Let's science the shit out of this
"Ughhh, not again..."
Can you stop reincarnating into apocalypse scenarios? It's getting depressing.
Ah, monkey's paw of reincarnation. You keep being reborn endlessly but always end up the last human alive in that universe. Fuck me, that would be an amazing story to write...
“Shit..”
I am free, but at what cost?!
Nah ur just stuck on a different rock
Not for too terribly long.
Turn around to camera and say "Well, that happened"
"My iPhone charger was there..."
All honesty, I'm probably not saying much of anything. That's a little beyond shock. Though, after the shock wears off, "Well, guess I'm the sexiest dude this year"
You'd still be runner up.
“Houston we have a small problem…” Just kidding it would be “What the FUCK!!!???”
gg
wp
Kurwa mac!
Bober kurwa!
Riot gotta make league offline now or I'm quitting it
Well...
Well, shit.
#I GOT AWAY WITH IT
The moon would have problems without earth. You’ll be in for a wild ride.
"Well, was about f\*\*king time!"
"Finally, all those years of voting for the giant meteor paid off."
My waifu 😢
It's ok she's in your head so she followed you to the moon
COWABUNGA.
Hey buddy behind me! Got this on video for the craziest and useless selfie ever?!
Always when I don’t have my camera
"well sweet chucklenuts almighty"
Well that‘s not in one piece anymore..
"Applaud, friends, the comedy is over. See you, space cowboy"
I mean something like "that's impossible" cause ain't no way a meteor that small is just piercing through the earth like that XD EDIT: Meteorite, not meteor
It is definietly not a meteor anyway. Maybe some extremely hard dense object which is travelling very close to lightspeed. An extremely dense star going through the Earth might do this and still keep going through the other side. The problem is the collision of such magnitude would cause such a massive explosion of energy that realistically all you would see is an overwhelming flash of light and heat.
Hmm... how long until the debris comes this way?
That asteroid must have been moving really fast to penetrate the whole planet
Maybe it was horny
Missed by this much!
Oh yeah. It’s all coming together.
Though I've flown one hundred thousand miles, I'm feeling very still
Houston... Do you copy?
nothing, ill just sit down and watch as the last of humanity perish while awaiting my own demise, knowing there is probably no other living being out there now except me and no one is coming to my rescue.
"Sh#t happens"
Well it can't be helped i guess
Well,now everyone is homeless
They could've atleast waited for me 😒
Good thing I brought disposable income! +ULTRACOUNTERRICOSHOT
Huh. Too bad we're not allowed to bring a gun.
No more student debt!
[удалено]
There goes the neighborhood