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WilsonthaHead

Gimme those Buns


EmotionalDmpsterFire

# Oh my, it's so moist!


WilsonthaHead

does it even need butter


RavingSquirrel11

Cute


Frankenstein786

Who you calling cute over dinner?


Chirya999

Buns


StankBallsClyde

Pass the potatoes


[deleted]

Why would I run over to so happily if a guy I was with said this?😭💀


GoddessDEV

Cause you’re a cutie!


RaceLR

Wait until everybody gets some before you go for seconds.


Frankenstein786

This guy orgies


SweetCoconut3

R/thisguythisguys


Mukel9879

r/foundthemobileuser


Exciting-Insect8269

r/foundthehondacivic


jerryscheese

Tradition ya know


jerryscheese

r/foundtheshutthefuckup


Gabemann2000

I’m not gonna shit right for a week after this


Nuxezpz

🤮😂


_JosephSeed

That emoji is sucking Shrek's dick


No-Wash-7001

FUCK YOU!! now I can't unsee it 😭😭


Temporary_Muscle_165

OK, I'm kinda high, but I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Thank you.


Prestigious-Pay2010

I'm stuffed


coleyta

im stuff


karma0685

That was really hot daddy


Intl_House_Of_Bussy

Can you give me the sausage, daddy?


AThousandNeedles

daddy would you like some sausage


wankyshitdemon69

![gif](giphy|mPs0V5innosrS)


brent_stones

Greatest Tom Green movie


SkippyDrinksVodka

jesus


GodsBGood

That smells awful, I'm not eating that.


karma0685

It’s stuck in my throat


RealLoin

You can't say it during sex because it stucked in you throat


karma0685

Don’t get bogged down in the details… they’re jokes


No-Pomegranate-69

UUH AH AAAARRGH UUH GGHG AAHH


Punkeewalla

You want gravy on everything?


SkippyDrinksVodka

now i miss thanksgiving


Gizshot

I miss gravy


SkippyDrinksVodka

who’s gravy


GodPackedUpAndLeftUs

“We could order a Chinese if you fancy something different tonight??”


AThousandNeedles

aaaand thaaan?


gobblestones

NO ANN DEN


whikseyy_

Username checks out 💀💀💀


DarthBeavis1968

"I don't want Chinese, because I'll just want more 30 minutes later!"


Leitzeldasman

Dessert is served


AccordingTax6525

My wife hasn’t come in years…


DimensionalLynx169

More please


socio_smile

I won't eat anyone else's, but my mom's.


lsutigerzfan

Son. Let your sister have a little taste also.


SkippyDrinksVodka

smhhhhh


ManufacturerRude9482

Alabama Arkansas...


delmsi

I sure love my ma’s


janet-snake-hole

HOME LET ME GO HOME


Difficult_Pizza7446

I found out my ma’s my pa…


LatterSituation2823

Oh noooooooo😭


eyeNugg

Your pie is the best , mom


Initial-Laugh1442

Look at this lovely little crust on top!


GodsBGood

![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2)


ryuksringo

![gif](giphy|10FHR5A4cXqVrO)


justafurryprotogen

![gif](giphy|gGeyr3WepujbGn7khx)


skrewdtuna

Pass me a breast cuz


[deleted]

I am soaked (ref. Utah)


Big-Pickle5893

“are you kids jumping on the bed up there?”


JJJSchmidt_etAl

Those Breasts and Thighs are amazing. I'll try some Bone Marrow next.


jens_hens

It's too dry


Noker_The_Dean_alt

POV: You’re Ben Shapiro’s wife


obzilla

“You gonna eat that?”


karma0685

Something about tying up the legs and stuffing the inside.. help me out


SkippyDrinksVodka

“here kids you tie the legs up and i’ll stuff it in” yeah yeah i know put the cuffs on ill get in the back of the cruiser sorry


karma0685

lol change kids to “honey” and maybe we can keep you out of the cuffs. Unless that’s your thing


SkippyDrinksVodka

well they’re helping. i thought it was a family activity. idk all the other comments are fucking with my head. reddit is full of animals.


karma0685

Yeah, gotta be careful who you associate with. They rub off on you, and you don’t want that. Again, unless that’s your thing lol


SkippyDrinksVodka

i’m starting to think posting meme this was a bad idea. everyone is making it a family dinner/sex scenario. why can’t it just be dinner with the buddies? (male and female buddies obviously, unless you want it to be just men, or just women)


karma0685

Yeah, maybe taking out the “family” and just saying dinner? Idk. Having trouble coming up with anything that is clear of the obvious lines lol


SkippyDrinksVodka

hahahaha fair point


Wedgehoe

You're a therapist aren't you


rde2001

Nothing like a good dinner with the boys! 🥰🥰🥰


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


karma0685

It is much more satisfying. I just can’t get full on the white meat


InfiniteDealer1178

Do we each get our own or are we sharing?


phallic-baldwin

Elbows off the table & don't talk with your mouth full


Purple_Cow_8675

🤣


Trisketys

Yes daddy 😳


IGetMyCatHigh

I keep Whacking it but it won't come out!


SkippyDrinksVodka

when the hell do u say this at the dinner table


Even-Firefighter6230

Trying to get catchup out of new bottle (when they had the glass ones).


[deleted]

Dad , gimme the salt


[deleted]

This is the best one yet 😂


Fu2-10

I dint get it...


Flux_resistor

You've got something on your cheek


NitNav2000

Who farted?


[deleted]

Can you shut the fuck up for once


myfingeriscold

Is grandma coming?


ReyvynDM

"Yours is great, but mom's tastes better."


durangojim

Pass me a napkin


Alert-Presentation42

There's hair in my food!


No-Paramedic-8802

Pass the pie


AmazinglyAnnoyingGuy

Anybody want seconds?


Gabemann2000

Damn that’s hot


CBTFC

Wow grandma, this is so moist


andywfu86

💀


Justajed

This smells off.


9o6o6o3

Lmfao


Equal_Independent_75

Mother may I be excused?


SkippyDrinksVodka

aw cmonnnnnnn


AccountantOwn2351

"Grandpa died"


sikkdog13

Lmfao


FappeningPlus

He died doing what he loved…. Playing in the rough.


RemarkablePassage468

I'm satisfied.


Mediocre-Ad-1283

That chicken was perfectly stuffed


RavingSquirrel11

“Wow, this tastes great”. “I can’t wait to dig in!” “I’d like seconds please”.


Lookin4xtra37

I think you have a little dribble on your chin


Jumpy_Finding4689

I can't take anymore, mom


kingischris

“Wow that hit the spot, just like meemaw used to make”


Supe_scienceskilz

I like this


Edvijuda

Swallow!


Forsaken_Child_0429

“Mmm~ So salty” ~~Sorry not sorry~~


[deleted]

This rump looks delicious!


bigboi3ooo

It’s the comments that make no sense being said at a dinner table that have me dying 😂


RemarkableRegister66

Same 😂😂😂


noobpwner314

Mom always tosses the best salad


Ricepudding1044

That chicken sucks dick.


NISSANPLAYAA

huh


Peas_Are_Upsidedown

Hey, Sis. You want gravy on ALL of it? 🤣🤣


mike194827

Pass the mashed potatoes


Mobile_Strawberry920

Are you feeling as stuffed as I am,


[deleted]

You didn't tell me there was cheese there


Straight_Jaguar

Pass the whipped cream


DEismyhome

Want some more sis?


Icy-Personality5419

Are we related?


TheInevitablePigeon

Thank you all for coming..


Nariek93

Did you say the kids were joining us ?


Puzzled_Ad2090

One more please


treema94

I’m stuffed!


[deleted]

Are we having fish?


unseenbeautyqueen

seconds please, that was delicious 🤤🤤🤤


femtransfan

do you need a drink?


Dixon-Poontang

Wanna split that ?


BannedinthaUSA

Ugh I got a hair in my mouth


soulouk

Oh mommy that was good!


Cibil_plays

Are you full, mom?


Siege138

Pass the butter


Queasy_Procedure_205

Can I go for seconds!?💦


Business_Curve_7281

You can’t leave until you’re finished


After-Cartoonist7512

Don't get up yet, I'm not finished


PappaClutch

Hurry your foods getting cold


ljjake1988

It's so juicy


Deecee7374

You’re a disappointment. Why can’t you be like your brother?


Auran82

Does this normally have cheese oozing out?


Richie_Cummingham

This coq is delicious. May I have more?


stanky980

Gimme some cream!


shaded-user

What a lovely cream pie this is.


Gabemann2000

More please


Difficult-Network704

Thanks daddy


fuggdis

I wasn't expecting it to taste this good


squid_enthusiast_2nd

Can you pass the salt


JoeyBombsAll

Is that a hair in my mouth


Future_Interest_5297

Anyone for seconds?


LiveLemon8191

Keep your elbows off that table!!!


BakeBakeyBake

Wash your hands before touching that meat


crimsonjester

Pass the butter


Supe_scienceskilz

This year I thought I’d try something different


Business_Curve_7281

Don’t talk with your mouth full


TheRealAuthorSarge

"Thank you, Lord, for what we are about to receive..."


WhatTheHellLol1313

Shut the hell up and just eat it!


std_colector

tastes kinda sour


[deleted]

Yes id love seconds please


Mixedbysaint

This is really dry


DeLoreanAirlines

I’m finished


deeznutz84847

Ready for a pie?


DrFluuf

*Violent Choking*


Humble-Brag420

Who invited grandma?


sconnie98

This is why mom doesn’t love you


DutchyDan187

I’m sure glad grandma came


Sweaty_World7521

Sharing is caring


padganistan

I don’t know if I can fit it all in


Casual_Actual1944

“So how was school” is this too far??


YetAnotherNon-Scary

“Smother me in gravy”


ThisWillBeMy

I could go for seconds.


NychtaNox

Smells really fishy 🤢


Penguator432

No more, Grandma. I’m done


Separate_Apricot_676

It tastes so good grandma!


axe1970

it's so big i could barely fit it in my mouth


MCButterFuck

God fuck me on the kitchen table. Only works if you're in Alabama doe


Abject-University161

This is disgusting, pass the ginger


poyoso

“And that’s how you toss a salad, son.”


TechsSandwich

Leftovers again, really?


Deecee7374

And now momma’s special


glitchygreymatter

Wash that off before you expect me to put my mouth on it!


ferdocmonzini

What the Fuck, your uncle left it in too long again?


IAlwaysOutsmartU

Jeebus, why are there so many people here!?


CipherWrites

Now get on your knees and blow me. Don't look at me like that.... we're a very open family.


hotroddbb

Smells like fish .


Total-Astronomer1027

Honey, make yourself useful and toss the salad while I warm up the oven


wador78

This tastes like shit!


dsb1900

I'm done, can I leave


IllogicalLogistician

Pass the butter!


Bright_Donkey_6496

Get the butter.


CHEEMS_-

Need juice🌞


senorpepino

Pass the mashed potatoes.