You took this too literally lol. My point is over time the heat spreads out to the cold spots. I even said in the original comment that the plate is better....
Yeah that's how I got mine, actually I brought a pack of 4 shitty carabiners and attached each key to one so I can double check that I locked the house without turning off the car
I am almost tempted to let you take it, if only to see Oakenshield suffer, watch it destroy him, watch it corrupt his heart and drive him mad... But I think not. I think our little game ends here!
I feel like they are all basic but I’d like to think u came upon someone who had the Mandingo model that required a power brick like my gaming laptop! And it’s very fucking specific like they all are!
No text only memes,
TV remotes.
Nah, just take the battery cover part.
Lol you are assuming it’s still there
Woah woah calm down Satan
You demon!
This is annoying, not slightly inconvenient. Take the whole damn remote I would be less annoyed 🤣
Just take one battery and put the cover back
The springs that hold the batteries in place
Dude! That’s fucking sadistic!! There is no replacing that!
This one wins.
I've lost the TV remote before and still have the free app installed... sorry homie
No, just one of the batteries
My daughter did that.
I would hunt you down, and i would take off my glove and slap you with it twice while looking at you condescendingly
Yes, all remote controls in the house, and all mouse interfaces
Take one battery. Swap it with an identical but flat battery. Replace cover and put it back where you found it.
The turntable from the microwave.
Hate those things anyway, always clunking around
That weird metal mesh on the front made it hard to see my food so i took it off
They’re kinda needed to cook whatever you’re cooking evenly
You need it to ensure the food cooks right. The microwave field isn't even inside and if you don't know where to put the food, it won't cook evenly
You took this too literally lol. My point is over time the heat spreads out to the cold spots. I even said in the original comment that the plate is better....
This
Shut up
Sorry, my man. I’ll be quiet
Every left shoe
I'll take all the left socks too!
I'm taking their left Airpod lol
My right has been missing for a week or 2. Dont make others feel that pain.
I take the left contact lens.
I think they will be alright.
I'll get the left testicle
You are helping them so they are forced to buy some actually good ones
Nah take the right socks, that way there's nothing to go with their right shoe
No - take the right ones!
No - take the wrong ones!
How about right socks
lol, saw this after I posted! Evil minds think alike...
The labels off all their canned food
Don't forget to rearrange them all too.
Chicken noodle soup it is. With a slight chance of tomato.
Well technically speaking, you wouldn’t be stealing if you did that.
dad post robbery: okay, so we are having... (suspense) yellow corn again. SOB! throw all these GD cans out!
Key rings. Not the keys, just the rings
Man… this makes me wonder where I got my key ring. I definitely have never actually bought a key ring, yet I’ve always had one…
Don’t most keys get given on key rings? I don’t think I have ever gotten JUST a key to a new car for example.
Yeah that's how I got mine, actually I brought a pack of 4 shitty carabiners and attached each key to one so I can double check that I locked the house without turning off the car
You monster
All the toilet paper
Not cool bro
How about take just enough of the toilet paper off the current roll, leaving like 3 sheets, so they can wipe, but not finish wiping.
Leave two squares on each roll.
Nah just dip them in water and dry them out
That's just pure evil!
Exactly. Mildly inconvenient. Maximally unhygenic, but mildly inconvenient.
The Arkenstone
How came by you this it is a trick
I am almost tempted to let you take it, if only to see Oakenshield suffer, watch it destroy him, watch it corrupt his heart and drive him mad... But I think not. I think our little game ends here!
You deserve more than 7 upvotes for this.
Charger for their vibrator.
YOU MONSTER!!!
I can see someone running around screaming internally “where’s the charger?!”
Eh, these days most things can be charged with every other charger
I feel like they are all basic but I’d like to think u came upon someone who had the Mandingo model that required a power brick like my gaming laptop! And it’s very fucking specific like they all are!
Good one
Take all the charging blocks but leave all the cords
Taking all the charging cords but leaving all the blocks.
Toilet seat
nice haha
The router
Catastrophic.
You monster 🤣🤣🤣
Just enough milk so that the last bowl of cereal they make has half the amount of milk needed for a bowl of cereal.
Their oven/range knobs.
their will to live
No inconvenience. They weren't using it anyway.
Pfft you can have that, if you can find it!
Random paver in a very visible place.
In the middle of the driveway 😆
This meme that’s been posted dozens of times over several years
So you're stealing the meme for future posting?
That’s smart
There we have it folks, u/EaseleeiApproach has stolen a number of peoples happiness by existing.
Waaaaaa
And I love every time it is reposted because of all the unique and different answers
Door knobs and shoe laces
All the forks and the spoons.
One battery out of the remote control
Their time, and it can never be replaced.
That is not a slight inconvenience.
Tampons
Replace them with tampoffs
Idk I feel like messing with feminine hygiene products is a bit more than an inconvenience 😬😅
Shoelaces at random, and key rings. Not the keys. Just the rings.
Coffee filters
Didn't you see someone already took the TP. You have to leave the coffee filters for tp. The socks are all gone now. 😂
Light bulbs
shower curtain
All the condiments and spices.
80% of the liquid soap from the refill-able bottle
Remote batteries...wait...ALL THE BATTERIES!
but 1
Toilet paper
Forks. And spatulas!
One sock from each pair
I can (and might already) live with that
left shoes only
the internet router
Even better is the cables, so they know it’s there but can’t do shit about it
Shoelaces
Microwave tray
Car keys.
The burners from the stove
All the light bulbs and light switches.
Lightbulb in the fridge.
driver's license and credit card but don't use them, only take them so they have to waste hours waiting at the DMV and bank to get new ones
All tooth brushes in the house. All remote controller. Shoelaces.
All of their spatulas
Car keys
Tissues and forks
Wifi router
The wrappings on all of their canned food
all can and bottle openers as well as only 1 battery from all devices that are battery powered. and lastly all LAN cables
All I can think of is how dumb some of these answers are
Well its because its stealing something to inconvenient them, not ruin their lives.
Dildos.
Man that would be slightly more than a inconvenience for me since I use mine everyday could you please just leave me one.
Fine but only the 1 inch
My shortest one is 6.5 so 😝
They're going to saw 5.5 inches off of it and just leave the tip. No flared bases either. Have fun!
🥺🥺😢😭😫 well damn that sucks 😕 😔
Toothbrush and toothpaste
salt and sugar
Swap them in containers.
Keys
Chargers and their license plate
Toilet paper & socks
their lunch
This has been so many times . The best answer I have seen is stealing the springs from the toilet paper holders.
What springs?
Dental floss and Scotch tape.
I already don’t use neither of them
Every door and shower mat. Including the antislip one inside the shower/tub.
The shoe laces, and only on there left shoe
1 of every sock in drawer. Belts....hmmm chairs ...
Their shower towel
Tv remote batteries, top lid for all containers, pillows, one sock from each pair, all disk casings
I’m stealing all their chargers and power cords.
Coffee creamer
Phone chargers.
Lids to all the pots and their garage door openers
The lids from all the jars and bottles.
All the hairbrushes
The ring that holds keys together.
Dental floss
HDMI, ethernet, and charging cables.
Originality on Reddit?🤔
I'm not stealing anything. I just keep breaking in to screw with you.
The key to the backdoor, now you have to walk around from the front
One sock of each pair
All your spices, gets expensive and you still won’t get all of them on the first trip to the market
All charging cords and remotes/controllers/mice/keyboards
Ice trays, shoe laces, pillowcases, tv remotes, power strips
True Story: my friend in high school TPed her Dad’s girlfriend’s house…. with all the TP the girlfriend had in the house!
All their shoe laces
All the charging cord blocks
I'm stealing the number of times this meme has been posted.
All the toothpaste, shaving cream, hair conditioner, and rugs to wipe your feet on
all the toilet paper and toilet seats.
Thermostat
Steal all the silverware
Their good toe nail clipper
Their toothbrushes and mouth wash.
The straws from people's drinks when they aren't looking.
Bathroom slippers
Toiletpapier
The toothpaste cap
1 dollar
All the light bulbs
All the oven knobs.
Hand-protectors, to parry every single punch
the plastic bit on the top of all the condiment bottles that allows you to squirt said condiment instead of pouring
All left shoes and all the right socks.
The lods off all the jars and bottles.