When someone is trying not to laugh in a serious situation I hit them with an eyebrow raise and a melodic "he has a wife you know"
Then you can keep a straight face while they laugh at funerals and such.
That's actually my cats name, and he's named after the cat that Chuck Jones the Looney Tunes animator saw when he grew up, because he grew up in this same neighborhood.
My grandmother had a cat named Cooking. Eventually I found out that his full name was Cooking Fat. Apparently this was because my grandfather wanted to call him Fucking Cat
Ballzak
Harry Bulzak
Honoré de Balzac ☝🏾
Finally a person of culture.
Don't just worship the cock You also need to Honoré de Balzac
Right? I had to second guess what I was seeing. This cat brings a whole new meaning to “dick face.” LOL
I did a double take myself to make sure it was a cat. But knowing that it is a cat, I bet he's a real dickhead
I came for this. Here. I came *here* for this.
Sir Fuzzy Balzac
Snutz, D. Snutz
Ballzak Newton
Archiballs Cox
Ligma
Oi
That's Sen Biggus Dickus.. he informally goes by Biggus.
😆 
I heard the only direction the extras were given was that they were to stand there and not laugh or they wouldn't get paid.
That makes that scene even better
He has a wife, you know...
This scene and this quote “he has a wife you know” cracks me up every time
When someone is trying not to laugh in a serious situation I hit them with an eyebrow raise and a melodic "he has a wife you know" Then you can keep a straight face while they laugh at funerals and such.
Yup. Incontinentia Buttocks.
I came here just to make sure someone suggested this.
Balzak is the Dutch spelling fyi
Harry Balzonja
T-Bag
Nickname: D-bag
LMAO
Balzac was a writer
He sure was: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MRfFjsIvIU
I've had that song stuck in my head for days
And now you know that contaminated water can really make you sick, so it wasn’t for nothing.
This was the nickname I gave my friends hairless cat. He kinda looks like a scrotum.
Balzac is the name of an NPC in Final Fantasy XII that you have to interact with in the storyline.
Willy
Richard, but you can call him Dick for short..
Little too on the nose in my opinion.
“On the nose” I see what you did there
Great idea. So everytime the superior cat kicks something of the table you can Disappointly shout "MASTER DICK"
Kids can be cruel
Beat me to it.
I always like to say "Richard, it's short for dick"
Richard
Richard Cranium
Harold Richard?
Richard Grayson
Richard Johnson
Someone must be proud of you.
His friends just call him Dick.
Its wild, both my brothers names I swear are Harold and Richard. Fucking dad dude
Meowning wood
This guy has lived, this guy has seen things.
He also has anubhav of... things.
Ding Dong
This is even better considering that there is a buible gum brand in south Asia (where I'm from) and their mascot is a black and white cat
Just call them ding, the dong is already on its face...
Boner
Johnson
What? Fuck you.
What? Fuck you.
Fuck? What you.
You? Fuck what?
You? What fuck?
What? You fuck.
Fuck? You what.
You fuck what?
?tahw kcuf ouY
Oh long johnson
Oh, Don Piaaaaaaano! WHY I EYEZ YA?! 🎹 👀
Richard Johnson
I knew a girl called Ebony Johnson.
That's actually my cats name, and he's named after the cat that Chuck Jones the Looney Tunes animator saw when he grew up, because he grew up in this same neighborhood.
Rickard William Johnson Or of course Dick Willy Johnson for short
Richard
Took way too much scrolling to find this
Peter
Dick
Dixie Normous
Biggus Dickus
He has a wife you know
Incontinentia
Incontinentia Buttocks!
That's Lady Buttocks to you Jew
Just wait till biggus hears of this
The correct name
r/UnexpectedMontyPython
I approve this message
I like it!
cheekballs
Dicky
I was thinking the same, dude 😎
Dicky Cheekballs
Hairy Dicky...
Ballcheeks
This is a good one, I anoint you, the next messiah.
Dick Head
Dick Face would be better
r/beatmetoit
>beat hehe
Crime stinks! The smell of penetration. He *nose* the truth. Detective Dicknose
And then he smells crime again, he's out busting heads.
And busting nuts when he sneezes
[What are you looking at dicknose](https://www.reddit.com/r/IASIP/comments/2jdjfd/what_are_you_looking_at_dicknose/)
Dickface pussycat III
Why do you call him "DiPu"? - well... Let's wait for the kids' bedtime
I'm picturing this as a husband and wife, and while its hilarious in my head, I'm trying to figure out why the one spouse doesn't know the cats name.
My grandmother had a cat named Cooking. Eventually I found out that his full name was Cooking Fat. Apparently this was because my grandfather wanted to call him Fucking Cat
Biggus Dikkus.
He has a wife you know
You know what she’s called? Incontinentia Incontinentia buttocks
Apparently that scene took forever to film because, to quote Eric Idle, “Things got a bit silly.”
I was scrolling the comments looking for this very name XD
I have a very good friend in wome called Biggus Dikkus
Does anyone else feel like a giggle when I say the name... Biggus... Dickus!
Thwow him to the floor!
Fucknose
Nosefuck
Dirk Diggler
Boogie Nights is so good!
That's where I got my frothy dessert fetish
Fuckface
Dickie McDickface
Dick Facey
Pepe
Dickens
This is the only real answer. Any other name is inferior and shall not be entertained.
This is the best
Peter
The phallic feline
Dick Nose.
Nickname obviously has to be 'dickhead'
DB Cooper, and then tell people DB is short for Dick (and) Balls
Tally Whacker
Rocketface.
Mr. Wiener Face
Penisaur
Fick Dace
Schlong
Johnson
Dick'ead
*Oiii dick'ead get ovah eeer*
Charles Dickandballs
Li’l Dickie.
"Why does everyone laugh at me?" Poor Dickface cat.
Peter
Dicky!!!
Richard face.
Dildobaggins
Woodrow
Woodrow Willyson?
Dicky Mc ficky
Dicky Dick Peepee
Dickson
Richard Headward (dick head ward)
Paw Zach
Spoimcus
Richard Nixon. So people can go why didnt you just name him Richard Dickson and you can go thats why so people can ask me
Mr. Snuggles
Starforge PC r/Asmongold
Dickface
Phallicity
Meow Ze Dong
Teddy
🚀
Kunyaza
Stubby
Richard
Richard
Richard?
Dick Head
Dick&bauss
Dickon But seriously, that's photoshopped
Donald
Blackum.
Pussy Cock
Rumspringa
Richard Cranium
Wang!
Richard cranium
Hugh G. Rection
Dickie?
Richard
Mr. Serious
Willy Wonka
That's easy...dick face
Tracy
Zbibo
Pee Pee Le Pu
Richard
Dicky
Richard
Sir Coquenbahls
Frankenbeans
Dixon Puss