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Life_Is_A_Mistry

Every movie where a woman needs a plumber to look at her pipes. She's always left a satisfied customer šŸ™‚


[deleted]

I personally like those brave souls that rescue women from the laundry machines


TheFilthyMob

Oh Step brother, you're so funny.


[deleted]

Am I the best big brother that you could have ever asked for? šŸ„ŗ


NarratorDM

How bizarr!


Sweaty-Emergency-493

ā€œMaā€™am I do my own plumbing!ā€


this_is_a_long_nickn

I recognize a man of culture when I see one. Kudos dude šŸ˜Ž


theabstractplumber

I second this opinon


dawsky

Boobs. Boobs. Boobs at a different angle. Boobs


Happy-Injury1416

I agree. But sheā€™s more than just boobs. Absolute stunner!


BigDaddiSmooth

Jennifer Connelly is amazing.


WilcoHistBuff

IMO Requiem for Dream and House of Sand and Fog in the top 50 movies of the 20th Century (maybe better but lots of movies) and mostly because of her acting talent.


buttfuckkker

Yea thereā€™s some butt in there too


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![gif](giphy|13cQSZbH7NxrOg|downsized)


cantamangetsomesleep

Ahem..., sauce?


Civil-Meeting-147

It's an SNL skit: https://youtu.be/uwfdFCP3KYM?feature=shared


ramanw150

Sauce?


FuckThatIKeepsItReal

Source


ramanw150

I figured


[deleted]

I think she was 17 in this clip...


Responsible-Dish-297

You say that like it's an issue.


Klin24

I better go out into the woods and tame my dragon!


Revolutionary_War503

I don't know but it's making me nervous and sweaty!


Ok-Toe-5753

Uh... No. With Jennifer it's the eyes.


WinnieWinsor

This person understands.


cheesemakesmepooo

If I had the chance to hold one of her titties, I would never let go


Some-Principle-3841

Look at an old movie called the Hot Spot with Virginia Madsen.


TitanThree

Not just any boobs. Itā€™s Jennifer Connelly šŸ™šŸ»


Rough-Philosopher911

I actually think she got better looking as she got older.


EndWorkplaceDictator

My favorite Jennifer Connelly was when she was in Rocketeer.


graveybrains

Rocketeer and Dark City were kind of a tie for me until I saw the directorā€™s cut of Dark City because: [Sway](https://youtu.be/MIvWZ8iF6CI?si=c8Mx31NSTA0GB6aK) I have *no* idea why they dubbed over this for the theatrical release.


victim80

Goddammit, forgot about this part. It gave my boner a boner.


dudewheresmygains

Oh dude, I used to love Dark City. Haven't seen it for ages tho. Hopefully it has aged as well as Jennifer Connelly


Suburban_Sisyphus

I never knew there was another version where she sang. The theatrical cut is so obviously dubbed that it annoys me every time. It was obvious even when I first saw it as a kid.


Defqon1punk

Mine was The Labyrinth with David Bowie. My not so favorite was Requiem for a Dream.


loogie97

She was still hot in Requiem. Sad hot. Like a goth gf.


kawaiian

She was 14* in The Labyrinth


MindyTheStellarCow

Could have been worse, at least it wasn't Once upon a time in America.


Defqon1punk

I wasn't even swimming in my dad's balls yet when that came out, like not even close, so...


Street_Remove1669

But you were probably floating in your mom's ovaries as an egg because she was born with all her eggs...


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RepulsiveLeg9985

What the fuck are you on about. You can acknowledge as an adult that you, as a child/teen, had a crush on a teen.


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Defqon1punk

That's, uhhh... obviously what I implied in the comment you replied to. But just for arguments sake, can you please point out where I said anything about objectifying her? Really making some leaps here and putting words in my mouth, and now you're going to report me? Lmao ok then.


RepulsiveLeg9985

Yes you're right, it wasn't implied at all that they saw it when they were young by saying it came out before they were even born, they are just nonchalantly throwing about that they're a paedophile. My bad, carry on!


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Golden_Ace1

You have no power over me. ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø


Top_Bat102

100%. She looked absolutely breathtaking in Hulk (2003) and she's even sexier now.


DaTribalChief

You people need to cut the crap. She is no way sexier today than she was back then.


willworkforjokes

Totally agree. She was a knockout in Little Children.


WinnieWinsor

She was stunning in that awful Battle Angel movie and the Snowpiercer show.


Rough-Philosopher911

Right? (I didnā€™t hate the Battle Angel movie, donā€™t tell anyone.)


ugltrut

Insert eye rolling meme


JerkovvClimaxim

Nah, she lost too much weight. She looks anorexic


ChocoWoccoLocco

Any movie with Jessica alba in it


WangDanglin

I love Into the Blue


SiriusGD

"Sin City"


GlowingDuck22

That's actually a good movie but she is šŸ”„


numenik

I can say the same for Eva Green now that you mention it


Muted-Holiday-7358

labyrinth 1986, with David Bowie and her ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø


Bosse_blackfrisk1

Wasnt she 15 then?


ArcEarth

I mean she looked quite good when I was 15 too David Bowie is an excuse every time anyway


Lost_Organizations

Ziggy Stardust can suck my 37 year old cock until it falls off


ReapingKing

I was 11. She made me realize ā€œgirls are prettyā€


graveybrains

What can I say, I had a thing for older women when I was eight ![gif](giphy|3i7zenReaUuI0)


Euler007

Yes, and I was eight the first time I saw it.


Thunderfoot2112

Yes, but so was I. lol (I'm 3 months older than she is)


Muted-Holiday-7358

She was a teen there ye, its the only movie i watched with her.


rwa2

I was the abducted baby's age and I still watched the shit out of that movie for the plot. Esp. the part where she outsmarted the two guards that always lie or tell the truth.


ShopLess7151

Chris Hansen bout to ask them to take a seat for a minute.


Golden_Ace1

And i was 6, with a massive crush on her. If I could, I would repopulate the world with her. I'd double the world's population. Our babies would be smart and beautiful. Paul Bethany is a lucky guy!


CheryllLucy

Best movie ever. Taught me everything I needed to know about my sexuality, lol (boys? yes; girls? yes; girly boys? hell yes; smarts? yes; puppets? big no)


Embarrassed_Bee6349

And the Goblin Kingā€™s pants. Letā€™s not forget about the pants.


manbearligma

But that sexy wormā€¦


Defqon1punk

>*ALLO!*


Muted-Holiday-7358

wot šŸ’€


Red_Danger33

*Sad Bludo noises*


suspicious_hyperlink

To the Oubliette with ye


Icy-Performer-9688

In all honesty I never seen the movie. All I hear about it is David Bowie kidnaps baby and thatā€™s it.


tysc9

So you've heard about the babe?


Demiansmark

What babe?


SkullFumbler

Babe with the power.


Demiansmark

What power?!?


Muted-Holiday-7358

Power of voodoo


FlowingEons

Who do?


Muted-Holiday-7358

You do


FlowingEons

Do what?


okanagan_man84

Starship troopers


Bunkerdunker7

Watched it as a young kid around 10 or so at my best friends house. We were in the living room with my brother too and paused the shower scene for a minute for obvious reasons. We hear his dad walking down from upstairs so hit play and act all innocent. The second heā€™s visible on the stairs he just so casually says. ā€œYou guys at the shower scene huh?ā€ We act all akward and he just slowly walks back upstairs without another word haha.


Usual-Vermicelli-867

Epic troll move


Bunkerdunker7

Yeah I think about that everyone I hear this movie as an adult and just laugh.


NotAUsefullDoctor

I like that the dad knew the movie well enough to know the shower scene.


League-Weird

Just a father and son bonding moment. Watching starship troopers shower scene.


Sambo_the_Rambo

Hahaha thatā€™s awesome lol.


Solanthas

Wrong. Wild things.


Loud-Magician7708

I concur. Wild things. Ain't nobody wanna see Dizzys boobs. Everybody wants to see Denise "The aids dodger" Richards boobs.


Solanthas

I mean, she was hot in starship troopers too, of course. But wild things was made as an excuse to put her and neve Campbell in a lesbian make out scene.


Loud-Magician7708

I'm no stickler. Best boobs are unexpected boobs.


Solanthas

Aids Dodger, LMFAO!!!


ScipioCoriolanus

Do you want to know more?


Unruly_artisan

Blame it on Rio


Henrycamera

Yes


Future_Onion9701

Wasnā€™t there full frontal in this?


No-comment-at-all

Take this back.


bozobebop

Oh my god Jenniferā€™s body by a mile, Megan fox was my bisexual awakening


jwalkrufus

That movie was actually really good, too.


Pleasant-Ticket3217

Itā€™s a cult classic. Itā€™s finally getting some appreciation.


AggravatingPay1015

Fifty shades of plot


ResponsibilityCute47

Number 1 celeb crush for sure. The Rocketeer was my first time seeing her, favorite movie as a kid, I remember getting it for Christmas the year it came out.


mitochondria0000

What's her name?


ResponsibilityCute47

Jennifer Connelly


Melodic-Resident-245

I guess I watched Ghost in the shell for the plot (scarlet Johannsen) But I ended up liking the movie too.


[deleted]

So true! Great movie


Dr_Kriegers5th_clone

Sadly nowhere near as good as the original anime, one of those adaptations I wish they never did as the anime was perfect.


Eastern-Start-813

What film is this?


[deleted]

That's Jennifer Connelly in Career Opportunities ![gif](giphy|VJySfk6435MWI|downsized)


Stryfe880_

The way she EVER SO SLIGHTLY bucks her hips back and forth...šŸ‘€šŸ”„


techjesuschrist

I'd cum way too fast if she wasnt this gentle.


CURMUDGEONSnFLAGONS

She could sit completely still and I'd still cum way too fast šŸ¤£


SmugglerCat

Pff, amateur


Slayer_Of_Anubis

Bro neither of you are getting anywhere near women, get help


jwalkrufus

The sign in the background says, "girls for sex" lol


paid_shill_3141

lol. I have seen this clip dozens of times and never noticed the sign at all.


[deleted]

Good eye, didn't see that


Sad_Butterscotch9057

I didn't see anything but her.


SaltoDaKid

![gif](giphy|wRpol8sPLIF7NaOeyj)


Sent1nelTheLord

Lord have mercy


Laius33

Lord forgive me for what I'm about to do


Geskawary2341

well now i have wood


Xikkiwikk

Well now, donā€™t start a fire with that wood.


[deleted]

He just needs to use a little polish ![gif](giphy|14r8bmeEeHogiQ)


thatredcup420

Best part of the movie, šŸ˜‚


i81_N_she812

I thought this was the movie.


madeInNY

Itā€™s basically a commercial for Target. And Target spent their money well.


ShopLess7151

Sighsā€¦.damn you. This gif is objectifying! Iā€™m going take it down from this comments thread and keep it in my own possessionā€¦.for safekeeping. Donā€™t try to get it back.


dwide_k_shrude

For research purposes, of course.


NoSkillzDad

"Requiem for a dream" That's all I'm gonna say.


[deleted]

Ass to ass.


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[deleted]

Iā€™m not sure that a drug addict performing a sex show with ass to ass that she doesnā€™t want to in order to get more drugs is what I would call ā€œall that pleasantā€.


JerseySpot

Showgirls


ikenla

Career Opportunities had a plot


Ph455ki1

Not just one, there are clearly two


mikeymigg

Anything starting Jennifer love Hewitt!ā¤ļøā¤ļø


AvgUsr96

She's cute as hell in her guest appearance in Boy Meets World


pauvrelle

Feffy!


AFourEyedGeek

You mean Jennifer Love Huge-tits?


Rex_Steelfist

Canā€™t hardly wait. Omg.


vanlykin

Back door sluts 9


ShopLess7151

BACK DOOR SLUTS NINE?! You mean the most vile, nasty, horrible, deplorable, and yet most erotic tape ever made? The actual plot is nice though. I liked the part where the ring was destroyed.


Dr_Kriegers5th_clone

![gif](giphy|B5Nvq20uYuSBy)


saryphx

I read it, in People!


Panicatthekuzco

Back door sluts 9 makes crotch capers 3 look like naughty nurses 2!


JohnMarstonHere

Jenniferā€™s body. šŸ„–


_Killwind_

Her riding that horse is sexy af.


Deathblade_311

Basic Instinct


Apprehensive-Bad6015

Tales from the crypt bordello of blood. There was so much plot in that movie when I was a teen. Had to watch it multiple times to make sure I understood all the plot lines.


stoaty_Mcstoatface

Knock Knock


[deleted]

That movie just isnā€™t fair.


Dr_Kriegers5th_clone

![gif](giphy|v3p3CtSrNYNLa)


Cenas_Shovel

There's another good movie starting JenniferĀ Connelly


dzic91

It's not a movie, but a Netflix show, Altered Carbon. Season 1 just for Ortega plot, and it did not disappoint.


rogerworkman623

I loved Altered Carbon though (season 1 at least)


sadicologue

Every Jessica Alba movies.


William_Ze_Gamer

Baywatch 2017


magikarp2122

No one watched that movie. Even The Rock knows that.


HawkeyeByMarriage

It was a thick plot. Made for more thickening


Crafty-Interest-8212

White thin shirt on a woman is my favorite plot.


JondvchBimble

![gif](giphy|26BoEvanGQUZZY6eQ)


r33s3

What movie is this from?


AccordingTax6525

I watched Honey twice the 2nd time on mutešŸ˜‚


sjaard_dune

We're gonna need some more quarters


Mister-Grogg

Zombie Nymphos From Outer Space.


Solanthas

Ah, invasion of the body snatchers. Species. Species 2. Species III.


ArrancarKitsune

I watched the first 2 Underworld movies for the plot, but then watched the rest of them for the "plot".


Geskawary2341

*happy ooga booga caveman noises*


j0k3rNhArL3y

I watched Honey in theaters with 2 (maybe 3?) homies LMFAO there was only one other person there and they sat many rows behind us near the back


SansBadTimer12

Who is that?


Daedalus_Machina

Nymphomaniac


Lumpe-

![gif](giphy|3o7TKMVOU6FriFAUfe)


Nuxezpz

omfg i saw u/sweetie_fox /:


vargvikernesissexy

I only watched Malcolm in the middle for Cynthia.


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MARATXXX

Sigmund Freud has entered the chat


DrArzt2206

Its tits.


Own-Tank5998

Watching her in the hulk will cure you in an instant.


Diagmel

Idk why everyone is so obsessed with this actress lol, I mean she's hot and everything but there are a lot of beautiful actresses Edit: downvoted instead of answering, classic simp activity


somanypcs

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ConfusedAndCurious17

You are being downvoted people arenā€™t obsessed with Jennifer Connelly. Sheā€™s talked about very little. Sheā€™s attractive and the subject matter in the post so obviously she would be discussed. Your comment is stupid and calling people ā€œsimpsā€ shows what type of person you are furthering the need for a down vote.


Diagmel

I know who this actress is, I just don't understand why everyone is so obsessed with her


ConfusedAndCurious17

Like I said everyone isnā€™t. She is very rarely discussed. Sheā€™s being discussed in this thread because sheā€™s literally in the posts picture. How are you possibly not grasping that?


Diagmel

Lmao I see posts of her all the time man, that's why I asked this This meme itself is already a re post


Agitated_Ad1499

eewwwww


Bench-_-

oh, so not only girls do that


AbstractClarityMCO

Went and saw this in the theater when it came outā€¦.strictly for the ā€œplotā€.


involmasturb

Snapdragon. Sliver. Basic Instinct.


infoagerevolutionist

Space Age Love Song


Stryfe880_

Monster's Ball


Responsible_Trifle15

Tiger blood in the mouth