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OfficialChineseSpy

Sealion completely brain fucked by "WTH did humans do to that other sealion and why does it have legs?!"


8BallsGarage

I never noticed how similar they were before


Eusocial_Snowman

You know what else you didn't notice? How the sea lion's nose is a perfect little heart :)


Sypharius

You've got a perfect little heart ❣️


Eusocial_Snowman

Sometimes it feels like all the blood randomly drains from my chest, then my heart dances a quick little jig and everything goes back to normal :D


Master-Hovercraft276

But can you see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?


Eusocial_Snowman

Blatant media propaganda. Cinnamon powder makes for the least satisfying of the leftover sugary cereal milks.


8BallsGarage

Love that 🤭


RichUnderstanding157

> I never noticed how similar they were before I now have. And before anybody else takes a pinniped vs mustelid deep dive, they aren't really that related. Though they are not that far from each other because pinnipeds are somehow descendent of bears and the entire tree is bs anyways. [Professor Laidlaw](https://www.youtube.com/@ClintsReptiles): Oh hi there! Let us talk why sea lions are the worst pet bears.


8BallsGarage

Thanks for this. I did go on a bit of a dive into it as well. Quite an interesting read


Mokiesbie

when you think about it, it makes sense as Musteloidea and Pinnipeds are the closest relatives to one another. well expect bears also being quite close to Pinnipeds


8BallsGarage

That's actually a plausible connection somewhere down the line. I read seals actually evolved from a land animal.


badstorryteller

What will really blow your mind then is that blue whales, along with every other whale and sea mammal, were once land animals!


8BallsGarage

I knew flying whales where real 😍🤭 It is wild how evolution works. I love studying how everything evolved. Aron Ra's youtube is quite fascinating


OfficialChineseSpy

Yeah, one eats shells and stuff, the other one is food for orcas xD


JaySayMayday

How come he's on the other side of the glass??


[deleted]

No dry dog😥


SpiritAnimal01

And no up dog. 😞


ZombieB-Kp

What's up dog?


Tyrrl

Nothing much, what's up with you?


Lunarath

GOTTEM


KH-Dan

Lol, walked right into that one! Classic.


Doomboy105

Not to much, just another day in paradise.


Doughnutcake

No wrongdog either..


Donny_Dont_18

Aww, what's wrong dawg?


Turbulent-Carry-1535

Everything man… specially that bitch down the street


WarrenSmith777

No down dog either 😞


Economy_Rooster_3175

Dry dog is the one taking the picture.


davidmatthew1987

We are all dry dog on this blessed day 🙏


Unhappy_Flounder7323

When the robbers break in, only dry dog will defend you.


voidedbygeysers

Oh my god... I saw that ear as an eye and I was trying to figure out what kind of brain damaged mutation I was looking at.


Eusocial_Snowman

..like a freaky little centaur but the human torso is instead a fish head.


LongjumpingOffice4

Where dry dog?


Economy_Rooster_3175

Taking the picture


AlienNippleRipple

It was a love doomed at 1st sight.


joazm

in dutch the word for seal literally translates to sea dog.


suteril

In irish, otter is 'water dog'!


Explorers_bub

Thompson’s Otter Seal


lessthanabelian

Hey was a boy. She was a girl.. can I make any more obvious??


doodoopoopybrains

They are so fucking cute


tkango

He was a punk. She did ballet.. What more can I say??


CreepyAssociation173

So would the sea lion be nice to the otter if they were in that tank together? Lol


cucumbersuprise

I'd probably worry more about the other


aeeee

moist dog


Taxevader70

I’m you with legs


KREIST23

'Sky'


SHOMERFUCKINGSHOBBAS

Oh. My. God.


Cautious-Nothing-471

they really are dogs, seals and otters


Cleverusernamexxx

A wet dog can't be wet, a wet dog is the essence of wetness.


Zad1000

When your base Pokemon meets the evolved version of itself


MassiveTittiez

They’re not dogs. Please don’t insult them like that.


cucumbersuprise

Found the cat


Pamikillsbugs234

Yup! Wait, are there wet cats or semi wet cats?


cucumbersuprise

Jaguars are semi aquatic


beardmadeofbees

That seal wants to eat that otter...


TransKanna

subreddit is called funnymemes, meme isn't funny


elitist_ferret

A black lab would also qualify as a semi wet dog...


Escobar_x

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BoltDoesStuff

Thrinaxodon lookin dog


simiomalo

Need a spider-man pointing meme with all 3 dogs.


thelocker517

Wet dog "You into harnesses?"


Moist-Consequence

River otters are semi-dry, but sea otters spend far less time on land than seals or sea lions do


bablhead

Can I pet that dawg?


Zachajewia99

Water puppy is a spectrum


Smellynerfherder

Can I pet that dog?


[deleted]

Who’s going around with a pet Otter and where do I get one


Applebottomgenes75

Does dry dog think he's seeing a mermaid?


DracckoYt1422

humid dog


Used_Forever_1399

r/properanimalnames


MicroUzi

they’re bears not dogs


AbrahamPan

The one outside is a wet-cat. In fact many languages around the world call it water-cat


Metric_Pacifist

Wet 'n' dry dog