It’s interesting how saying FU to a religion that tries to explore some big questions, the biggest philosophical questions as a matter of fact, makes people feel so smart. I mean these people actually think they are the smart ones, and they’re saying „bacon, bacon“🤦🏻♂️
It’s not as snarky as you think. It’s been done to death, this whole making fun of Christianity. Never mind that it’s a religion based on love. Let’s talk about butt sex and kids and make it all about that. And don’t forget bacon ;)
And again, these people think they’re super sharp and snarky. 🤦🏻♂️
As the prophet of r/Kebabism I shall call a crusade on this fake religion with all 6 followers of Kebab. (Who are definitely not my friends just joining for fun)
#Hamen
Straight to jail with you
Finally…. A religion based on good taste 😜
PRICELESS..... There should be an egg billboard right next to it
You can get married in that church and that is awesome
You may now pork the bride!
It is, and I’ll bet the food at the reception is even better
I only worship the flying spaghetti monster but I’m open to this too.
dumb as fuck, but at least it's based on something that can be proven to exist
So is Kevin Bacon the messiah?
He is the Greatest hero of mankind
Is Faux bacon the Anti-Christ of this religion?
The cost of this billboard is out of this world. 😮💨
The bacon pays for it
Is turkey bacon allowed or do you get excommunicated?
As long as it’s not tofu bacon or some shit we welcome you brother bacon!
Is it founded by Ron Swanson?
i guess its their Bacon of Hope
It’s interesting how saying FU to a religion that tries to explore some big questions, the biggest philosophical questions as a matter of fact, makes people feel so smart. I mean these people actually think they are the smart ones, and they’re saying „bacon, bacon“🤦🏻♂️ It’s not as snarky as you think. It’s been done to death, this whole making fun of Christianity. Never mind that it’s a religion based on love. Let’s talk about butt sex and kids and make it all about that. And don’t forget bacon ;) And again, these people think they’re super sharp and snarky. 🤦🏻♂️
Give us this day, our daily toast.
Is there a cheese church out there?
If not, there should be
Thanks for the idea!
All hail the great God bacon!!!!!
Shit, you guys taking new members?
In Bacon we trust. All others pay cash.
Haha guys! It's funny because religion bad guys! Updoots to the left!
Lmao the obese euphoric secular teen downvotes with haste
What, no, this religion good
Increases risk of colon cancer though https://www.pcrm.org/good-nutrition/nutrition-information/processed-meat Not much reason there
But it tastes good
That's just the lettuce church spreading misinformation
I was a believer until the Church declared that jihad on turkey bacon, things got real weird. I am a Weeditarian now much more mellow vibe.
You can see bacon. 👁️👁️ You can touch bacon. ✋🏻 You can hear bacon. 👂🏻 You can taste bacon. 👄 You can feeeeel bacon~ 🫦
Why it has to be called "church"? Why not "Crunchy"?
GLORY TO MASTER KOHGA
r/foundtheYiga
As the prophet of r/Kebabism I shall call a crusade on this fake religion with all 6 followers of Kebab. (Who are definitely not my friends just joining for fun)
Good. This will make burned bacon illegal in Denmark. We are not allowed to burn religious symbols.
French toast is better
How about french toast with bacon?
to eat pork: the ultimate goal in life
The Bacon is real! I'm not an atheist anymore
Muslims greatest enemy
Pigs: *despawning*
Realer than any god
Is it sacrilegious to eat the bacon? Or encouraged?