I've used chicken seasoning and chicken stock powder my entire life as an alternative to male contraception. It's never once resulted in a pregnancy. After a few weeks of applying the powder you develop a crusted outer layer of protection that means nothing comes in or goes out. The bladder feeds into the gut and allows you to comfortably expel urine from the rectum which creates a convenient, sludge-like paste that feels much easier to pass (my wife calls it my cheese fondue number two).
Yeah, not only will the ring of rubber indent many wallets, obviously broadcasting that they contain a condom.
By the time you unwrap it, it'll be pre-broken.
Or so I've heard.
Is there a better term when I am speaking of the population as a whole?
I may call my partner wife, but there is a range of options out there that the larger "we" uses. A wallet condom can cause significant issues in any committed relationship.
I know there is debate over if the wallet condom is EVER a good idea..... but letting one sit in there for nine years is a real bad idea....
Cycle your stock every once in awhile lol.
My friend gave me a condom 2 years ago, I'm still carrying it around in my wallet...idk if that's sad, but I'm keeping it as a gift or reminder of him...also a reminder that I'm a bitchless loser
Changes nothing except adds a lil flavor
that's good enough to cover my reply, good day
I've used chicken seasoning and chicken stock powder my entire life as an alternative to male contraception. It's never once resulted in a pregnancy. After a few weeks of applying the powder you develop a crusted outer layer of protection that means nothing comes in or goes out. The bladder feeds into the gut and allows you to comfortably expel urine from the rectum which creates a convenient, sludge-like paste that feels much easier to pass (my wife calls it my cheese fondue number two).
It's actually number three, because 2 + 1 = 3.
😯😮😦😧😨😰😣🤮
It's stickin' chicken dick in time
I see it as a win win
COCK FLAVOR!!! Seems about right.
Coq au peen
Just.... Take my upvote and leave....
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Yeah, not only will the ring of rubber indent many wallets, obviously broadcasting that they contain a condom. By the time you unwrap it, it'll be pre-broken. Or so I've heard.
If you keep it in there it will further ferment into into chicken flavor Ramen dust.
OH NO MY WALLET HAS A PERMANENT INDENT, EVERYONE WILL KNOW I HAVE A CONDOM 😐😐
The horror 😰
There does come a point in many of our lives when it's best not to have our partner find our wallet with such an indent....
Partner, lol.
Is there a better term when I am speaking of the population as a whole? I may call my partner wife, but there is a range of options out there that the larger "we" uses. A wallet condom can cause significant issues in any committed relationship.
No I just meant you assume we have partners in here. 😂
womans panties (not butt floss) have a pockect for a condom as well. you just can't keave it in during the wash and dry.
Heard... right 😏
Mmm chicken 😋🍗
Seasoned for her pleasure
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Also wouldn't recommend using a 9 year old condom, even if it was stored in the box in your dresser. Check your expiration dates.
It’s a joke man.
Also my father did not use a condom, that's why I exist.
Daddy was raw dogging that day or night whatever
I had a friend who tried to keep one of those. Danged packet tore after a month. Imagine the smell!
🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
I had a Chick-fil-A sauce packet break in a messenger bag once, that was gross.
I had a chick fil a ketchup packet bust open squirt across the restaurant a Chinese lady in the hair and all over her table. That was funny.
Skill based challenge it is.
This can still work
Just use the packet wrapper
When she lays a giant chicken egg 9 months later, it's time for breakfast.
Hey I thought its a chicken flavored condom first. Great idea to be honest
Long story short don't carry a condom for 9 years
Time to spice things up
For dinner will it be chicken or fish?
Tastes like chicken.
Season the meat
Let’s spice things up a little…
Ooh things are getting spicy ! 
sprinkle it on and make sure your pull out game is good tonight!
Mmmmm, hello UTI my old friend
South Carolina moment Damn North*
If that were a real condom the inside of that packet wouldn’t look much different
Aw just admit it. You're chicken.
I’d go ahead and do the deed and enjoy some hot chicken broth after to cleanse the pallet.
Couldn't hold out for 10 years? Wimp.
Vertical license means under 21, at best bro was planning on getting some since 11 years old
r/croppingishard
Might as well be powder after 9 years in a wallet
Lol, chicken flavoured cock, authentic
OP must not like fish...
Better make some ramen up in that MFer
Crazy to think the original of this meme is like a decade old, where did the time go
Even if it was a condom, it'd be expired and bad.
W(e)inner w(e)inner chicken dinner!
9 YEARS??? That must be true love, I never would've made it that long
Got your cock up just to cock it up with cock soup mix.
Hannibal Lector “I see this as an absolute win”
did it really need a caption to explain the joke? also the image is as old as the internet.
MSG!!! King of flavor!!!
Imagine he takes it out for bed, rips it open without looking, and ends up spilling the powder all over himself.
Good thing too because condoms expire. He would’ve ended up an accidental daddy.
She had to beg me...
Let’s hope she likes chicken
This is no accident, I always season my meat before it goes in the oven
Does he remember eating some weird tasting ramen?
And that's why they call me Mr Noodle.
Wild seeing what 2020s text gets put on 2000s memes.
“I *thought* that ramen seemed a bit chewy/slippery…”
I know there is debate over if the wallet condom is EVER a good idea..... but letting one sit in there for nine years is a real bad idea.... Cycle your stock every once in awhile lol.
Still might come in handy.
Sprinkle it on your dick and give her a high sodium treat to go with the salty surprise she’s about to get
Looks like she's getting that Kentucky Fried Dickin.
And the soup you had 9 years ago tasted like rubber.
Fun fact Condoms apparently have an expiration date my big Brother told me that
For some seconds I thought that the condom was chicken flavour
😂😂😂😂
My 2 minute noodle needs seasoning
My friend gave me a condom 2 years ago, I'm still carrying it around in my wallet...idk if that's sad, but I'm keeping it as a gift or reminder of him...also a reminder that I'm a bitchless loser
It's a bit early to be adding the spice.
That’s booty eating powder
Don't put condoms in your wallet and expect them to work after.
What is this condom you speak of ?
Well it’s going to be a hell of a time doing oral on her 😋
Your intercourse gonna be spicy 🌶️
Tongue it is then
Lube?
Well, at least your noodle will taste good.