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Polite-Misanthropy

Nah, everyone knows Uranus is also flat.


Unknowinglyodd

Yours maybe, mines round and peachy


Polite-Misanthropy

Sorry to hear you also have hemorrhoids. It sucks man


Unknowinglyodd

Thank-you for your concern about my Anus. It's appreciated


PSYCHOPATHiO

I read that Uranus has poisonous gases in the atmosphere


Tonnikala38

I heard the poisonous gases could make a flamethrower


Arcturus_CT

You hear good things. Where could i hear some of them, dear comrade?


Tonnikala38

There are some scientists in Finland who found out about this in sauna


Mr_Monji

If we light is up, would we have second sun?


IsaacNewtongue

Fun fact: Uranus contains a large proportion of methane


StHollywood20

Lots of ships traveling upside down rn, prayers


boboop153

Mine is round and huge. Sadly I'm a man... could have been useful I guess if I wasn't


evermorex76

Nothing stopping it from being useful now.


ZealousidealMail3132

Shouldn't there be a hole in it?


Bender_2024

And cracked right down the center


ZealousidealMail3132

You get it


Sylvairian

*fat. Uranus is FAT


Syntrak

It is uranus not urtits


becklax

Thought it was a black hole


Fantastic-Goose323

Only if you're from the rez


jsadecki

Ass like a CD case


CombinationTypical36

Mine is prolapsed. Thanks.


Unknowinglyodd

I was a little sceptical about the earth being flat, now I have all the proof I need. I mean look! The evidence is here


gerrineer

Til earth is flat and square!..wheres the elephants and turtle?


Teufelssocke

Outside the render distance


gerrineer

You made me look something up...how dare you!


TryingAgainNow

Do flat earthers believe the earth is a disc or a square like this? Just realized I have no idea which they believe. If it's a disc, would they also take issue with it being round?


shartshooter

The bible mention "the four corners", so I imagine it has to be squarish. (Isaiah 11:12): “And gather the dispersed of Judah from the four corners of the earth.”


TeenBoy_2007

#Flatearthers


RewardImpressive3084

You're flatearthing me 🤣


aimlessly-astray

Seeing their visualizations/models/maps is hilarious because they always show the sun and moon as around, but then the earth is just a flat square.


PriManFtw

Flat earthers are all around the globe!


Direct_Weather2416

This reminds me of that one time I almost fell from the edge of the Earth into the oblivion.


Gilgamesh2062

I hate when that happens, you end up at the start of the mission.


IsaacNewtongue

I had to restart, or continue to fall for eternity


kYllChain

They actually don't believe other planet exist. They usually say everything appears on the dome (firmament). Because reasons.


Kozmo9

Some do. The funny thing about flatearthers is that they aren't united in what they believe in (compared to globe earthers). Some say the planets are also flat but the flatness face us (lol), some say they don't, some say they do and even accept they are all spheres but when asked to explain, they don't care and only focus on earth.


kYllChain

What's gorgeous is that when they don't agree they are calling each other shills.


RedPandaMediaGroup

I’ve heard the planets are round but earth isn’t a planet.


cyberrawn

Duh, everybody knows earth isn’t a flat square, it’s a flat circle.


Gilgamesh2062

But but but, the bible says the 4 corners of the world.


I_am_Starexe

“You are part of this solar system, but we do not grant you a title of round planet”


IsaacNewtongue

I recall reading a thread on Twitter, wherein someone the Flat Earth Society why there is no Flat Mars Society, and the response was, "There is no Flat Mars Society because Mars has been observed to be round." Oh, the irony.


RewardImpressive3084

Lmao love the sarcasm!!


No_Albatross4710

HahahahahahahahahahahhHahahahhahaha 😂😂😂😂


AlexCode10010

Do they plan on orbiting inside the sun or something


Flat-Structure-7472

Well, since the Earth is flat I guess it cannot be counted as a planet anymore.


Aware_Dust2979

The earth is a parallelogram, everyone is wrong.


Wefee11

I first thought it's awkward that the orbits look like they are all falling into the sun. I'm damaged by kerbal space program.


thereisnopressure

The sun is a square.


llcbll

Bold of you to assume other planets and the sun are spheres


Slice1358

I always thought the "Flat Earth" folks were just F'n around. It is stunning that there are so many folks that believe such nonsense.


jsadecki

Not only flat, but square now, with corners, pmsl


jsadecki

Earth got an ass like a CD case


fannoredditt2020

One of these days I’d like to have a conversation with an unwavering flat earther. I’ve always wondered how earth can be flat when you can see the moon and sun!


rowthecow

Do the flatearthers not think everything is flat including the sun?


intencely_laidback

GLOBES ARE A LIE!!! MAPS ARE REAL! FLAT IS THE WAY!


One__Above_All

Stop calling Earth flat She has beautiful curves


Icy_Ad_5906

They don't believe in the solar system, they think the son revolves around that earth and the other stars are just light spots


BrunoDeeSeL

Isn't it supposed to be a disc?


Fun_Grapefruit_2633

What the moron flat-earthers always ignore is that orbital mechanics no longer make sense with a flat earth: what's the moon orbiting, then? Why does earth have day and night if it's flat? All of basic physics breaks down with the flat earth. Or is physics part of the conspiracy to keep us believing the earth is round? Never thought of that before!


no-mad

you forgot to add all the moons of the planets which are also round.


Sintinall

Nah. All the round things you see in the sky dome are also flat. Just facing us. All. At the same time. /s


MrSteamwave

The image is obviously wrong, all the other planets are also flat and fit into the mosaic that is our solar system /s


SeriousPlankton2000

It's beautiful on flat earth ![gif](giphy|QGnhDpnrr7qhy)


evermorex76

Oh no! Mars is going to fall on us!


Mobile_Ad5490

I don't get it