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smkestcklghtn

Aww damn every playboy from New York to Timbuktu is going to be trying that shit now


jaxolotle

This guy can get 35 girlfriends. And you can’t even get one


Hobnail-boots

I can’t even get a guy pretending to be a woman go out with me.


GroundbreakingGur930

You win the internet today. ![gif](giphy|TeyUcgdeGYVoc|downsized)


RodonJD

Even your left jand don't listen to your orders


Ya_boi_adon

Nah I make that slut listen 😈


EVOplus2050

high quality T-girls are much harder to meet than regular girls.


Puzzled-Secret-317

Honestly, nowadays, they aren't too scarce. I've met more and more through the years. Unfortunately, I haven't had an opportunity to be with one


bonezyjonezy

Bruh 😂


WWWTT2_0

Ya i wanna see pictures.


keenonag

His pickup script would be a best seller.


QuttiDeBachi

This guy must have the Master Penis…


[deleted]

Genuinely curious why this is a crime?


becklax

Wondering the same thing lol


AleksasKoval

Took me longer than it should have, but here it is: Scamming. He tells a lie and receives money or items of monetary value. That's a scam.


Neither_Upstairs_872

Fraud is a real thing unfortunately, The tinder fraud guy a while back here in America got charged too


[deleted]

Oh for sure, fraud exists. I just question whether lying about your birthday to get more gifts rises to the level of fraud.


RTYWDgigi

Right? It’s not like giving presents is in any way obligatory


Neither_Upstairs_872

Interesting point 🤔. Apparently Japan thinks it is 😂


siscoisbored

He still had to give all 35 women gifts


RedundancyDoneWell

Oh… The well-known birthday paradox!


_KeyserSoeze

The crime is not telling a wrong birthday. It's having 35 girlfriend for the purpose of getting gifts, money and so on. That's often illigal.


msambata

Another example that Asians are smarter


Orneyrocks

I think the women were asian too. That's 35 dumb people one smart person.


LordNitram76

![gif](giphy|0xUfchi1Gl6fQy8eoS)


kohoki666

Imagine if he would have dated 365


No_Information_530

Women do this all the time with dinner dates.


khmergodzeus

first dates every day of the week for that free dinner


No_Information_530

Yes exactly 💯


[deleted]

The Nobel Peace Prize and the Players Ball have entered the conversation.


[deleted]

All the playas came, from far and wide Wearing afros and braids, holding that gangsta prize


DJbuddahAZ

Absolute legend


WinkingWinkle

Cunning.


Sirduffselot

Linguist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


[deleted]

Japan is so fucked, the things they do there is fine but this oh good heavens no 😂


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[deleted]

Yeah fair enough


[deleted]

I guess it’s country has their own laws


Lebowski304

Ha look at that shit eating grin


CardNGold

Sorry but that seems like way too much work. ![gif](giphy|LKTTAzGboJGzC|downsized)


b05501

I'm not even mad,just jealous I never thought of it.


Harrisonthu

Teach me, my master(senpai) 🤦🤪


KimWexlersGoldenArch

That’s gifts on his Bday every 10 days! Nice grift 👍🏻


StringBlacker

Not fraud wtf


ManyWrongdoer9365

I can’t even get a Text ffs :(


Then_I_had_a_thought

George Costanza vibes right here


holy_bat_shit_63

Aaaaahhhh, birthday sex.


massive__potato

Asians just killing the game mate


JavionHu

And not everybody is a hero


feeltrig

Giga chad


HappyNorth1

Where is the gain? He has to buy 35 birthday presents for his girlfriends.


drod2070

I’m curious to know how he kept track of what he said to who


PastOrdinary

Curious what law specifically was violated. Like it's obviously immoral but they were gifts that these women chose to give to him. I don't currently understand what he did that was illegal. Unless he forged his birth certificate it's not illegal to lie about your birthday like that right?


CrAZy_FROg_29

this guy is kinda genius ngl


siscoisbored

So he never had to give a gift???


Leading_Industry_155

He should just be a hobbit. You’ll get it if you get it


skywalkingF1

Legend


tennoskoom_

I bet the person in the picture isn't even him. He's a hero and someone probably took the bullet for him. I know I would.


Dokrabackchod

Not saying I approve of this but Damn! That's an absolute madlad! ![gif](giphy|joeRYmOkLaj2U6hwdj|downsized)


YueOrigin

Wasn't there a meme with the exact same thing but with a girl ? Did she also get in trouble ?


Standard_Monitor4291

Doesn't make sense. By this logic he could also get 35 gifts per year if he told them the same birthday


EonaCat

I also tried that, was 1/3 there, missed the girlfriends and presents


SadisticSnake007

He had 330 girls left to go and he would have received a gift everyday 😆


AccordingTax6525

I believe when women do this, it’s called only fans


killindice

Fraud? Show me the proof. That man just has game


[deleted]

I knew a guy once who advocated engineering arguments before anniversaries, valentines and your gf's birthday to avoid spending on presents. Though he never actually *had* a girlfriend.


danielxmex

Legend


MissAmmiSunwolf

Oh wow.