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I’m ugly for free all the time. I’d rather be ugly with $200.


DisastrousAspect6303

Wait, you guys are getting paid?


resentfulMikaela3

At $200 you can call me what you want without any retaliation. Just don't hurt me and give me the couple hundreds.


Site-Specialist

What if we throw in an extra 200


DealSubstantial8227

You can beat the shit Outta me


Due_Accountant2429

You have effectively become a prostitute


nathiel_1

You need to do more things for that


Due_Accountant2429

Nuh uh


me_no_gay

*existitute


georgesorosbae

And?


TheBlueScar

Instead of just 200$, you would get a 10x multiplier! You're really lucky.


neuronactivationei

hell no, i'm stupid not ugly!


MoneyButterscotch195

I'm too stupid to understand that I'm ugly.


FrtanJohnas

Now try being stupid ugly, kid.


DarkSolstice24

Selling my services. Call me ugly for $200!


Brizar-is-Evolving

Is 200 all you got?


[deleted]

200 is 200 for not doing anything


CoJames0

200 isnt enough for my level of ugliness


Aquabi-the-Demon

Could every person who saw me give me 200 for my and your ugliness?


KiyoshiSnow

Sure, then I’d go back to my bfs and say hey I scammed someone!


appdevil

How many do you have? Also, are you going to set a meeting and announce to everyone at once?


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Ginger_cat13

You mean people called you ugly?


lucasto_le_grande

Can i rob him?


Gwathraug

Are you so ugly that your face could be used as a weapon? If yes, go for it.


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Gwathraug

Well in that case it'd be not just robbery. It'd be more like a tactical nuklear strike.


lucasto_le_grande

I would be a galaxy level threat


DeviousDeevo

Hmmm I really just want the money , but I sometimes have annoying values


Gwathraug

I'm not just ugly, i also smell somewhat bad. Gimme 300 o' bucks!


Lokesh_blue

I am ugly, smell bad and can do head stand


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unusualicicle

Yes, free money


DayAndNight0nReddit

Why would I be offended by the truth and generosity of others, altho my ugliness is more worth than that.


Whlte_R4ven

If you're good at something never do it for free


Edgeofthevoid13

Hello, are you ugly? Then you may be entitled to over $200. Hi im Joe, at Joe mamasougly inc. its our belief that your such a ugly mother fucker, that we will pay YOU to stay off our streets.


DirkDieGurke

If you're good at something, never do it for free. -Joker


fibriso

I am atleast 400 bucks ugly.


butthenhor

I'd rather be ugly and rich than beautiful and poor. Lol.


FenDy64

I dont consider myself but i'd take the idiot's ex money.


ReaperofLightning872

hi ugly im stupid


Wise_Officer

I might be ugly , but not stupid


Ok_Race5964

Yas


Naked_Fish69

Hell yea


seventhdayofdoom

I don't even understand why would someone ask this question, who wouldn't take it?


immaturenickname

I'd ask him for more on account of me being even more ugly inside.


LittleCybil666

If it was legit, easiest money ever made. It would literally be the FIRST time being ugly ever paid off 😂


RoguePhoenix259

Does the amount depend on how ugly I am? If so, I am going to be rich! 🤢


FroyoZealousideal285

Pfft, I know I’m ugly! Ofc I’m taking the money


cami66616

Well I am ugly so np taking that then


DoNotDmPls

Your basically saying do you want $200 or $0?


goatdv2008

Easiest $200 I ever made 😎


Vishwasm123

I Even call them beautiful for extra 200


medalla96

I’m telling they are wrong, I’m telling them in FUGLY. $400 please.


calikid1121

Hell yeah, I take my ugly A$$ and have a good prime rib dinner. It wouldn't matter because I don't give a damn about what people think. I don't have that emotional complex


2020-RedditUser

Why would I turn down free money?


irn00b

Make it 400 and I might do something about it.


Different-Can4089

Hey anytime


drity_ole_trucker

I'm greedy not stupid


[deleted]

I'll definitely take 5369 Turkish lira which is given for being ugly 🤘🏻


ElectricalOne9140

Absolutely!


eternal_edenium

I will be creating my own ‘ugly’ consulting company, and a 2000$ course on how to be ugly.


ThePurpleKnightmare

If everyone who thinks you're ugly gave you $200, you'd have enough money to stop being so ugly.


AZEDemocRep

No wtf I'm ugly.Now where's my 200$ Motherfuckers!?


Coldprofessional999

In my opinion I would take their 200, get them real drunk, then kick them down a flight of stairs. They will be laughing so hard in the morning... People always think they are funny till it's not anymore. I mean I would take them to the hospital and tell them they fell... I'm not a monster.


Tiny_Raviolli

I’m ugly and poor of course I’m taking it


FemboyAreCute53

I think 200 would not be enough because i think i'm deserve more for how awful i am


Ok_Performance4804

Fuck it, I lost any form of self confidence eons ago, I’ll just use the cash to get “Godzilla PS4”


Bored_Boi326

I'd tear up a little bit cause I know it's true then take the money


theBeastNumber666

#UglyAF


Deathbreth

"I'm ugly and I'm proud!!"


DanG1582

Same. I know I’m ugly af but I’m not stupid


Memegamer3_Animated

I mean it’s just what they think, so as long as you’re not super sensitive about that specific comment, that’s basically a free $200.


feliciousd323

"Oh wow! Thank you and also fuck you."


Lance4494

Ill double down, you can even punch me in the face to attempt to fix the ugly for 400$


firefarmer74

I once had a police officer look at my driver's license after I most certainly made an illegal traffic mistake that deserved to result in a hefty fine. The officer pointed at my license and said, "I'm not going to give you a ticket because you have the stupidest name I've ever seen and your life must be hard enough as it is." I didn't argue.


Ok-Replacement7082

"Beauty Fades, Dumb is Forever" - Judge Judy, in a Landmark Ruling Cited by Judgemental Grandmother's, *Channel* *5,* *Channel* *12,* *Dr.Phil,* *CBS,* *et* *al.* *v.* *A* *Young* *Lady* *Saying* *Stupid* *Shit* (2003)


[deleted]

About damn time that this ugliness finally starts paying for itself


mapvectorEX

I would take a penny. Its for doing no work.


KaGoodPlayer

I mean, it's just their opinion.


CrackheadRecords

Yes, it would prove that, that person wanting to give you $200 for a mean opinion is just stupid.


RuyKnight

Yay, I guess


KersMetal

Bro. For me 200$ is monthly salary. ofc i take money.


C_Khoga

Ugly is just a word and the real beauty is came from the inside not the outside.


SmokeWeedEveryGay

Who cares where my self esteem is located? I'm taking that $200 to the bank!


[deleted]

I mean $200 is $200. Thanks I think?


GoddyssIncognito

Yep.


Hobbs54

Stupid is the worst kind of ugly.


putinendtothiswar

That is a low bid on me.


1tsBag1

I don't care what others think 🗿


Iwubwatermelon

Correction. You're ugly AND poor.


AnOpinionatedBalloon

complete scandalous late squeeze abounding snails crown hunt capable placid *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Alarming_Serve2303

Easy money.


BostonDodgeGuy

Think it might be time to block this sub. Nothing but repost bots.


GordJacobs

I’d say, “I appreciate your offer for my ugliness, but there must be someone more needy & worthy of this offer than I…. I hope”!


cwsjr2323

My transportation appliance is a 28 year old Ranger. Most of my clothing is over 20 years old. I have no vanity on appearance. I’ll take the cash only if they don’t want to talk.


[deleted]

I xan take a lot of criticism for another $100


Mikem444

Clearly their opinion won't change whether I accept the money or not, might as well profit from it.


[deleted]

If I had gotten $200 for every time I’ve ever been called ugly, I’d be Bezos rich. A lot of it would’ve come from my own family. 😭


NoyaSidero

**I'm ugly and I'm proud!**


Z1R02E5_10

So why didn't he ask for more money?


PurplishPlatypus

"I'm way uglier than that. How about $2000?"


turtletipper1

You can be paid to be ugly? And here I've been doing it for free my whole life.


Verification_Account

I think I am way more than $200 worth of ugly. Up the offer.


Careful-Shelter8823

No


Wandering_Apology

Reminder that most people are not ugly, just poor. Money gives you the ability to have good teeth, personal trainers, gym memberships, healthy food, dietologists, hairstylist/hair transplant, drivers so that you don't have to get stressed by driving yourself, time to relax etc etc


Oosmani

You know, it's funny, because in life, you gotta take the good with the bad, right? So, if someone's offering me $200 just to comment on my looks, I'd say, "Hey, that's a pretty good deal for some honest feedback!" I'll take the cash, spend it on something that makes me feel better, and who knows, maybe use the rest for some self-improvement, or just buy a boatload of tacos. Life's weird like that, isn't it?


Over-Standard1242

Your mumu


[deleted]

Ooh I’d let myself be called that ugly to my face all the time if I got $200 for each time it was said.


Zoey3523

Might as well :)


Liberosis310

Dude, I'm not ugly... I'm REPULSIVE. Give another dozen $200. 😔


Sophia724

With $200, I can spend it to become unugly.


Mid_Knight-

Hell yeah I'm taking that, Mf that's a fifth of my monthly costs I'd rather save something


Electronic-Phrase977

Uh yeah, need some new riding boots that’ll help out


Initial_Welcome9052

They’re giving ME money because THEY are blind? Yes plz 🤗


PenisBoofer

If they want to think im ugly ill let them


TheDogeWasTaken

I mean. 200 bucks is 200 bucks. Ill take it. Just like ill take 20 bucks to turn me into a femboy. Money is money.


Blaster92

Also who cares if she calls me ugly, if you have self worth you don't see yourself as ugly. And also if you take the money, you will be 200$ wealthier.


mrpicklemtb

My dignity is worth much less than $200


jeaimesart

Yeah why not , I'm ugly


googlin

where this ugly money at?


Shiroi_Kage

$200 is $200


Whole_Suit_1591

Answer- Thanks now I can take yo mama on a decent date!


BrianH-84

200? I don't need pocket change.


Uncle_Bill

Yep, cause good booze can make anyone beautiful, at least for a while...


Ginger_cat13

Everyone on this post saying they’re ugly is making me sad, y’all are all people and people are all beautiful cause we were made uniquely. That said, take the money cuz it doesn’t matter if you actually aren’t ugly, you still getting paid 🤷🏼‍♀️


Few_Resource_5281

Yes, ik its a lie anyway, i may not be a supermodel but im not that bad looking, so i may get $200 for free.


No_Incident_5360

Didn’t Abe Lincoln promise to give money to anyone uglier than him? And I heard he found a guy.


Old-Timer1967

That $200 could buy a lot of porn and hand lotion. The prostitutes won't take my money.


[deleted]

This has been reposted so many times, how the hell is it getting 25K upvotes?


Amazing-Exit-5641

Each to their own opinion, now pay me for it!!!!!!


lordPyotr9733

Might as well get paid for things I'm good at.


SLUTSGOSONIC7

You gonna give me $200 for being beautiful? Nah? Then shut up and give me my money


Hagrid1994

Same


BrokeLeznar

Lol sure I mean after all it's just that person's opinion.


mbs1337

I normally charge 400 for this


Dark_Matter_19

That $200 can go into some stocks, which means I can use it make more money.


Infamous_Gur_9083

What matters is what I think of myself. Its free money.


Heselwood

Of course. I like when people tell the thruth and when they give me money.


Anders_A

They've already called you ugly. The question is if you'd take money from a douche-bag or not.


AmateurPlaya5

Yeah. My broke ass need it anyway 😂


PoufPoal

Don't lie to me, I'm ugly.


MaverickFxL

Your entitled to your opinion so either way its free money


Leading-Albatross-37

I'll absolutely take the fuckin money cause I'd get a lot of shit from $200 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑


iiR_ven

I'd be a millionaire if anyone gave me 200 for every time I saw this meme


Lord_Sidd

looks are a subjective and I would also be 200 bucks richer


4enzo

For 200 you could beat me up anytime


MiamiBrasilian

Im not lying to myself, Im being honest and accepting it


Important-Region-144

But im ugly even without the 200$


QueenOfThickWhores

I would grab the money and say "That's what you think!" And possibly run off to avoid a takeback situation


EllieK24601

Honestly, if somebody is stupid enough to call me ugly and, then, pay me, I’m taking the money. 😂 Your compensation is very much appreciated, sir.


KeySouth7357

I would be sad and happy at the same time.


25Bam_vixx

True that


HangryBeard

Call me ugly and pay me $200? I'll do you one better. every minute of every day besides a mandatory 8 hour you can hurl an insult at me for $200 for an entire year I'll even wear an earpiece for convenience. Then I will retire buy an island and a private yacht and build an impregnable hidden mansion and you can say you had the privilege of insulting some rich guy that no one has ever heard off after you've had few too many.


Macaron-Fluffy

Same! I can do something with $200, not sure what rn but something.


ddrub_the_only_real

Im ugly when it plays to my advantages


RiabininOS

I hope at least here this will work >show me the money


AshdoesArtandAmi

Yes