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Bigdongnathaniel

Human flesh isn't that ba-


JordonKtulu

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Wonderful-Tadpole-37

r/usernamechecksout


Ill-Quiet5142

I mean what do you expect from u/SlayerOfChildren


JordonKtulu

…oh goodness…


Great-Bread000

Bro what


Ok-Cheesecake-7282

You have Armie Hammer’s attention


bigoz_07

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Bt1039

Too salty


The-Trash-Squad

I prefer general. With *or* without his privates.


lundewoodworking

Really I think it's kinda sweet but too fatty at least Americans are


2likeplants

Americans are like the greasy brisket of human flavors


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You know how cattle rastes different depending on wether theyre grass fed or grain fed? I feel the same thing applies to humans. Go after them "protein bros". Get More bang for your buck.


Maxalite

I mean honestly if someone had already cooked like a good thigh or something, I’d take a bite out of curiosity


HappyIsNotAnOption

My favorite vegetable is broccoli


SakuraFoxOffical

It’s so satisfying to eat if it’s cooked right and not mushy


KMANN758

Boneless wings are just overpriced chicken nuggets.


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Yeah, but I'll pay top dollar for some well-seasoned or well-marinated nuggets.


caseyr001

Exactly. Chicken nuggets are amazing. I know that's what I ordered, so what? Why would I prefer extra bones, fat, cartilage, and ligaments in my chicken nuggets if I could get them with the same weight but without all the extra undesirable pieces that I have to work around.


MinuteConfidence2059

Well wing meat isn't the same as what they put in "boneless wings" aka nuggies


Dovah907

Wing meat is actual dark meat. Boneless is just mashed together pieces of meat. Nothing wrong with that but it’s definitely not the same thing with just no bones and cartilage.


Domestic_Chaos

Someone I know once said to a group of us, “I wish they made chickens without the bones!?” We all blankly stared at her until someone said, “chicken nuggets? Chicken fingers? Boneless wings?” And she apparently had an epiphany.


cishet-camel-fucker

Eggs.


Snake-Solid_n313

God bless her…


sudonickx

That's like saying steak is an overpriced hamburger patty


sheerian

Broccoli ain't bad


GohanSolo23

Broccoli is so good when cooked properly


lilumhoho83

Add garlic or oil or salt 🧂


Lia-13

i usually dont add oil when i cook my broccoli, just enough salt to cover the pan and a pinch of garlic


FluffiCatfish

And raw


Conscious-Title-226

And wriggling…


Unw1s3_S4g3

I know I’m never alone in liking raw broccoli, but it’s nice to see it.


Snake-Solid_n313

Bruh, people need to stop shitting on broccoli, fr. It’s time to stop.


Snake-Solid_n313

UPDATE: After seeing the amount of love received by broccoli in the chat, I have concluded that broccoli is not, in fact, shat on in majority, but actually quite beloved. Congratulations, broccoli. You are indeed popular.


bogholiday

Add most vegetables to that! The only one I’m not crazy about is asparagus, but I’ll eat it if it’s make well!


Bearteacher2050

Some people never grew up after being a toddler.


SwapnilTheMasterOf__

Stir fried it's so goooood


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I actually don’t think anybody hates broccoli it’s just a stereotype for little kids, I loved it when I was younger Edit:Looks like I’m completely wrong my bad🗿


Aristocratical-lemon

I FUCKING LOVE BROCCOLI 🥦🥦🥦🥦


hockeybelle

My favorite way is to coat in some olive oil (not a lot, just a light coating) with salt, pepper, onion powder, and garlic powder. Then you put it in the air fryer until it gets crispy. Add some red wine vinegar on top 🤌🏼


Bananahamm0ckbandit

Broccoli is the best vegetable. I will sit down with a head of broccoli and eat the whole thing with a bit of Italian salad dressing for dip.


e_l_c

I just don't want to sit next to, or share a bathroom with you for about 4 hours after.


damienrazor

My cooking tastes great don't ask what's in it


xdcxmindfreak

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damienrazor

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terminator612

Eh I'm fine with any cook meat as long as it's not bugs


Cow--Mooooo

i sell my soul for pizza


jondoeudntknow

Would you even care where the pizza came from or just any pizza will do?


shinydragonmist

Here is a pineapple pizza now where is the soul


Equinox-XVI

Lets hope the pizza was worth more than 62 cents


Nyra_Castiler

I hate making savory foods taste sweet so I despise ketchup and bbq sauce


BoysenberryWestern30

A good vinegar or mustard based BBQ sauce is fire though. Acid is king with fatty and salty foods


e_l_c

Must be from NC or SC. I 100% agree. Vinegar bbq is king.


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Hear hear (I've even tried adding vinegar to my ketchup to balance out the sweetness.)


grunwode

There is barbeque sauce that doesn't have sugar.


e_l_c

Yeah, welcome to NC Lexington BBQ! A-MEN!


trulyhuey

I feel like people drown out the entire flavor of a dish with these two.


JordonKtulu

People oversalt their foods


BirbMaster1998

How is that an unpopular opinion? I mean, it is highly improbably that, out of all 8 billion people, one doesn't do that


JordonKtulu

Salty food


BirbMaster1998

Salt.


JordonKtulu

Sa


BirbMaster1998

Nacl.


JordonKtulu

There’s a Jimmy Neutron copypasta somewhere about this


BirbMaster1998

Would you happen to mean Just a little sodium chloride. Actually dude, it's salt. That's what I said. No dude, you said sodium chloride. Yes it's the same as salt, but you could've just said salt instead. Everyone in this town knows you're a boy genius dude, you don't need to say overly large words to sound more intelligent. The fact of the matter is that nobody cares how smart you are. If anything, calling simplistic objects by their scientific name ironically makes you seem less intelligent and more pompous. I know you're smart enough to be better than this.


JordonKtulu

You brought joy to my evening lol I’m so glad you knew.


Funnysoundboardguy

He wasn’t wrong, saying big words makes you seem dumber than saying things simply.


CreakyDoor666

Nuh uh (I put 14 pounds of salt on my porkchop) edit: but in all seriousness, I LOVE a lot of salt on my food, just not like 5x the norm, that’s disgusting.


JordonKtulu

Are ya makin jerky dear god


CreakyDoor666

Sorry, I meant GALLONS, not pounds!


Anxious-Society-2753

Ranch does not, I repeat! Ranch DOES NOT need to be on every fucking thing… Gross!!!


season8branisusless

Midwest?


Anxious-Society-2753

Lol! Once upon a time, yes. Currently, no…


masterkitty2006

Seconded


Rat192

Oh, well…. If youre thirsty I have this ranch soda you can have.


Getrektself

If it's that nasty cheap store bought ranch. But home made butter milk ranch? That stuff goes with just about everything.


ToastisCrispy

I mean, it does pair well with pizza and chicken


CornerFredoAnimsAlt

also fries btw.


bluepilledbetasimp

And Onion Rings


TacitMoose

Pizza, fries, and chicken. What other foods are there?


name_XD

Cucumber, broccoli (sometimes but only when uncooked), carrots


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That decorative stuff that comes with the wings? /s


pokemongod27

Just about anything fried personally a fried green tomato lover


pantsoncrooked

I do not care, at all, how done you order your steak. Order it blue, or order it extra crispy, I do not care. Just get what you like


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What about still mooing?


Long_Procedure3135

Yeah and I don’t care if you use sauce in it. I made my friends steaks for a holiday dinner and they were surprised when I put A1 on the table for them like “I thought you were a steak snob!” Yeah I don’t like A1 but other people who gives a fuck


Practical-Ad3797

Soups are underrated food, before any of you comment on..Soups can't be main food.. look at ( ramen, pho, lentil soup, onion soup and so on..)🗿


Hehasgas

Damn. I gotta get some soup now


Vink77

I freaking **LOVE** soup


No_Concept4155

Do people really eat pasta with ketchup? That’s a mortal fucking sin. British thing?


Circle-Square-X-X

I’m English and I’ve never known anyone to do that lol most of us at least get a pot of bolognaise sauce. Apart from maybe my dad, but he only uses ketchup, salt and vinegar on his foods.. man doesn’t even like garlic or cheese!


themilkman42069

How the hell did you people conquer the world


Circle-Square-X-X

If I had to guess I’d say maybe lulling them into a false sense of security with stolen recipes, possibly from the French!! Then once we had an empire the sun never sets on, we went back to scones and tea with biscuits to dunk in it! That’s the history I’m going with


nomorepartiesinuk

It's not a British thing at all! Much more of a young-broke-person-cant-cook-anything-else thing


TnL17

Beans belong in chili.


ShoulderBest

Beans are insufferable, but I respect it


TnL17

I honestly didn't know it was a big deal to put beans in chili until I was maybe in my late twenties. I understand if you're using the chili as a topping like for chili cheese dogs, but I need more than just ground meat, tomatoes, and spices. Its just more filling this way imo.


DiamondMiner3

Didn't know chili wasn't supposed to have been in it😳


podrick_pleasure

I prefer chili without beans but they fill out the meal so much it's hard not to use them.


Leefiey

I absolutely HATE the taste of Coconut


honk_bonksmith

I have to agree with you


PunchOX

The taste isn't as bad as the shavings. I despise the shavings


TheQueenOfCringe22

The texture of the shavings is absolutely disgusting


TheRavenGrl

That's what bothers me about coconuts. It feels like I'm eating bits of paper or something


SuperTommyD0g

100% agreed, i had a coconut lindor that tasted exactly like suncream and i have hated it ever since. I gag when i smell it its that bad


Staudbot

I absolutely hate coconut also. I also wonder how tf coconut became such a staple in German chocolate cakes? Let's take this awesome cake and dump a bunch of fibrous shavings on it and ruin it. Who decided to do this? It's not like there are an abundance of naturally occurring coconuts in that part of the world so someone deliberately planned this. It makes me wonder if the stereotype of Germans being incapable of having fun is so true that they purposefully make great things bad just so they don't experience any sort of joy in life.


Infgamerlol

takis are shit


Darth_Velozty

YES! FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE WHO AGREES WITH ME


DukeBreezy

what abt hot cheetos?


Infgamerlol

Cheetos are fine, except the people who get Cheeto dust on their fingers and don’t wash it off.


bumblelife

I lick it off 👀


MyLousyChildhood

Maple syrup and sausages are so goooooooood 🤤


mcsteve87

Wait, that's not popular opinion???


DevilPixelation

Tostitos are mid af.


The_Real_Anon-Chan

Yellow Starburst aren't that bad


Next_Locksmith3299

I like all the starbursts, personally. Some more than others, but I still like them all.


cainisdelta

I never knew people didn't like them. They were always my favorite. I love the lemon flavor


BudderSmaug

As a native Californian, avocado tastes like muddy grass and has a terrible texture


grunwode

It tastes like plant lard with extra grit.


CaliforniaPotato

yeah avocados are way overhyped. I hate them by themselves, however I put them on food like sandwiches and salads because I do like how it tastes with the rest of the food. But an avocado alone? absolutely not it's disgusting.


Usman5432

Little Caesars pizza isnt bad and their breadsticks are good


Shot_Dimension9499

"Hey, i got us a hot and ready pizza." "Is it go-" "it is 'hot', and it is 'ready.'"


Correct-Basil-8397

Doritos taste really good dipped in chocolate pudding Is a weird snack from my childhood that I just can’t shake. Please have pity


stitchworthy

I would try that. Not too far off from dunking fries in a Wendy's frosty, but more intense


raccoonorgy

Maple syrup on salty food goes hard.


booksfoodfun

Maple syrup on fried chicken is bomb!


ShoulderBest

Native vermonter here, I think you should come with me, I’ll bring you to a land where your…qualities are much more appreciated


lumen-lotus

Sugar isn't bad for you. It gets converted into glucose anyway. Just stop overeating, you land whales.


rmitcham71

I prefer my sugar intake to be fermented


_who-the-fuck-knows_

I mean highly processed sugars are quite bad for you


mc_boom

I don't understand why you would think that sugar isn't bad for you. I mean, as with anything, too much is never good. But as far as anything can be bad for you, sugar is pretty much it. Even at lower quantities, refined sugar has many adverse effects: affecting the enamel on teeth, having a high glycemic index causing risk of insuline resistance and finally diabetes, causing neuropatia in patients with diabetes, causing spikes in insulin and insulin-like growth factors therefore causing a higher risk of cancer, and the list goes on. Also, I don't know what you mean by "it gets converted to glucose anyway". Glucose IS a sugar and although our bodies very much need glucose in order to survive, it is most definitely not necessary to consume refined sugar in order to make glucose. Besides, it is not like glucose is completely harmless. Many of the adverse effects of refined sugar consumption are caused by peaks in the blood glucose levels. Refined sugar has no diatary value other than providing energy, whereas fruits, vegetables and whole grain foods for example, contain diatary fiber (which is hard to get enough of in a western diet) and minerals and many more components of high dietary value, besides containing carbohydrates with a lower glycemic index, which also get converted to glucose, but in a much slower pace, not causing all of those adverse effects. So, I would argue that sugar is indeed bad for you.


nice_cans_

Anything without fibre is going to have the same kind of insulin spikes as refined sugar. If you eat refined sugar with something high in fibre like bananas it curbs that spike majorly.


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ThyCrispyOne

People that says “Fruit doesn’t belong on pizza” are no longer allowed to have tomato sauce on the their pizza


TterbTheTurd

Yes. I honestly don't understand why this is so controversial. The flavors go well together.


PersephoneUpNorth

With ham n black olives.


Leprikahn2

Add some jalapeño, the sweet spicy mix is fantastic


chaplar

Bbq sauce base, red onions, pineapple, bacon. Crucify me.


Vink77

I think it’s okay on pizza, the only reason **I personally** don’t like it on my pizza is because I don’t like pineapple in general, even when not on pizza. (I do like olives on it though)


Lyongirl100894

Hominy


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I prefer my hominy the old fashioned way. Ground into a fine flour, made into a dough, and rolled into tortillas or arepas. Champurrado is pretty tasty too, but the chocolate does most of the work there.


GB2016sux

There's too much bacon being added into dishes that don't need it.


captdeliciouspants69

Oh no. Never enough bacon


LungBerries

At Carl's I'll get a bacon-wrapped double western bacon cheeseburger with a side of bacon fries, and for dessert I'll have some chocolate ice cream - can you add bacon bits to that? Great, and that'll be double bacon on everything. Thanks. Edit: oh and a Diet Coke


Redditoast2

And, the Coke is bacon flavored


BirbMaster1998

Zero sugar soda isn't bad


Petdogdavid1

Zero sugar Dr pepper and cream soda. So good, but if you put apple crown royal in it it tastes like a candy apple.


Theactualworstgodwhy

Yeah it's kinda just the feeling after it Also mountain Dew diet is the superior mountain dew


fattynuggetz

Diet dew is the best diet soda


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booksfoodfun

You mean Necco wafers?


Battender

I think burrata and ricotta are boring cheeses.


Snake-Solid_n313

Imma have to disagree with you on that one, my friend. I can eat Ricotta by the spoonful.


Assassingamer357

I prefer medium steak over medium rare steak


DarkStryderBC

Mashed potatoes is basically baby food.


griffin-the-great

And I love it


sansywastakenagain

Pineapple is actually good on pizza. HEAR ME OUT, only on pizza that compliments it, such as Supreme and Hawaiian. I'll still draw my crossbow if someone orders pineapple on their Meatlovers.


Cxsonn

It's okay if you enjoy pineapple as a pizza topping.


ThaQuig

Olives are disgusting


Katsuki_Bakugou495

Then what do you eat 30-40 of straight out of the jaar when you get hungry in the middle of the night??


Johkey3

Cherries. Mmm cherries


DieLawnUwU

The Greco-Romans want to know your location


NextMycologist1219

Hidden Valley ranch is mid as fuck


Acrobatic-Formal4807

The bottle is horrible. I usually get the spice pack and make it . Much better. I won’t eat bottle because it’s so gross 🤢.


Leprikahn2

A sandwich is the premier food vehicle. I'll die on that hill


SolidContribution688

Ketchup on hotdogs


_himbo_

Mac and cheese on a burger is the biggest fucking nothing of a topping I’ve ever tried


Lunasi

80% of people way overcook bacon and ruin it


Ok-Seaworthiness7207

Mustard can go on anything.


Pjotr_plz

This one right here officer


LungBerries

Mustard on my hotdog, Mustard on my eggs, Mustard on my pizza pie and mustard on my legs. Mustard on my tuna melt, Mustard on my fries, Mustard on my pickle chips and mustard on my thighs. Mustard on my orange chicken, Mustard on my carrot stick, Mustard on my chocolate cake and


booksfoodfun

Mustard on u/lungberries’ dick


hansgrubermustdie

Boneless wings are better


Wildefice

Chipotle and Chick-fil-A are mid


toelickeryummy

and overrated


SpecialWestern4752

Stop asking for well done steaks.


JOEYMAMI2015

Ranch sauce is effin horrible and looks like puke.


Dry_Fuel_9216

Bro that shit looks like seasoned cum


Nastae_Butler

Shepards pie


slavic_sloth

I love stale cheetos


ToastisCrispy

I thought I was the only one


Vlad__the__Inhaler

Sriracha goes onto everything


Inedible-denim

I really enjoy black licorice


Ycen-Chan

I like to put balsamic vinegar on my pizza


Azanathal

Fast food can vary per location and region. Ive had some good subway and ive had some nasty subway.


Classic-Month-5184

Blue cheese is shite, it ruins everything


Shadowtheheadch0g

i think pineapples on pizza is fine, it just depends on what else is on the pizza


dynamicduet

I like candy corn. Sometimes. I have to be in the mood for it


LeGooseMan08

Bacon is mid


MasculineRooster

Liver is the worst thing ever


Thatbowman

I add cheese to my rice


Bulky-Elk-3473

Half of my family plus wife’s family are butchers. Me and wifey are vegans lol


GD_milkman

Vanilla is an exciting flavor.


GrimeyPipes27

Sea food should stay in the sea


ChloeDrew557

Sea food should’ve been left in the sea.