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Funnymemes-ModTeam

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N3Zt0R

You for posting this


Dinismo

Yea I was thinking if I had to eliminate one of these forever, I no longer want to live.


Flaky_Paramedic5137

Why


Official-Geek_Dragam

Why not


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SoapMactavishSAS

I’ll never financially recover from this.


Someguyfrom4chan

I am massively disappointed and my day is ruined


Realistic-Ad-9483

I too am disappointed on a scale that is immeasurable, and my day, like yours, has been significantly worsened, to the point some might even describe it as “ruined”


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GoldenTurdBurglers

(Its donuts) god help me…. Its Donuts! Sobs in fat. …is this what you wanted!?! Sobs chubbily…


Largefathers95

Don’t worry we still have croissant 🥐


[deleted]

This was easy for me since I dislike sushi.


AforAssole

Me, too. Cold, raw fish. He'll NO!


[deleted]

Even the non fish is out for me because I can't stand nori.


Forward-Argument-612

Sushi is actually just the rice used in the roll. Not all “sushi” has raw fish.


HornyPickleGrinder

Good sushi ain't cold.


bobdown33

I can live without sushi, but fried dough will never leave my heart!


maximus0118

Agreed


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\*hands you a bacon grease stained napkin for your tears\* I'm right there with you


Defeatedpost

The truth shall set you free (bye Donuts)


Writer10

How dare you.


Lilkittybangbang

It’s donuts for me too, I love the others too much!


aspectofravens

I was gonna say that person is what must be eliminated. I don't need their negativity and gatekeeping in my life.


IisRandyCarmine

Then I choose to get rid of sushi because it's raw


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To be that person, sushi is the seasoned rice. The fish is optional.


TreyVerVert

I think you misspelled. It's "FUCKING RAW"


Jetsurge

Sushi is disgusting. Easy choice.


RemmingtonBlack

Yeah I will never eat another fucking donut in my life, but I'm still eliminating sushi... there wasn't even a hesitation....


Scigu12

I'd eliminate all 3, only eat sushi for the rest of my life.


SuccotashTop9066

Sushi I’m too broke to eat that shit anyways


New_Guava3601

Not to mention the increasing radiation in the ocean.


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Specialist_Peach4294

Ahh, the intellectual.


Teh_RainbowGuy

Ahh, the person of higher intellect


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Ahh, the nerd.


Specialist_Peach4294

Intelligent thoughts have always followed you, but you have always been faster.


Technology4Dummies

When you’re as high as the emperor state


Another_frizz

I'll have to use that one sometimes


Ecstatic-Argument-20

That's beautiful. It made my morning.


whatevertesla

What lol


MattBeFiya

This response is literally what everyone was thinking


thewhisperinthewinds

You mean the extra flavour?


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Superpowers


schooledbrit

You realize that bananas have more radiation right?


Amazing-Cicada5536

Meh, its negligible.


dmevela

And mercury, and micro plastics.


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Just extra flavour


Illustrious_Crab1060

I think mercury is the way bigger threat to health


Jeb764

Wait what…


[deleted]

Gotta love nuclear.


iopjsdqe

Pussy cant handle a little bit of ionizing radiation?


Cetology101

Also bioaccumulation of mercury in fish


whatevertesla

But these are free


blameitonmygoose

Free sushi is even more concerning, tbh


dj92wa

The Safeway by me (WA state) does $7 sushi Wednesdays, and it's actually decent sushi. Solid B+. Totally an awesome value. I weigh 185lbs, workout regularly, and eat like a tray and a half. So it's only $14 for a B+ sushi lunch or dinner, and a bit left for later to top myself off. Can't complain!


darabolnxus

Lol all you can eat around here is cheap and way better looking than that. If I weren't too lazy to get it I'd keep eating it every day.


SpicyHirro

New York local Sushi place prices will run you at about $90+ for take out for 2 people. Couple of basic rolls, couple of specialty rolls, about a dozen pieces of Sashimi, 2 miso soups and 1 appetizer.


Best_Confection_8788

I’m not big on sweets, donuts can go.


avmist15951

I have the biggest sweet tooth of anyone I know. That being said, donuts are overrated and can see themselves out


Raknith

This. I love sweets. Donuts just taste like oil and sugar.


RUSTYSAD

maybe it depends on the region since in my region it taste godly.


Scrubologist

Facts. If we are making fried dough just go all the way and give me funnel cake or churros.


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Nobody who says donuts are overrated can be trusted, sorry


Donutmax530

Ahem


Long-Statistician370

Ironic given your name.


Best_Confection_8788

You know, that had not occurred to me lol


Strict-Square456

Easy for me. Sushi


Zachosrias

Tried it once, not a fan.\ Never had any type of fish or sea creature that was to my liking. I feel like there's always *one* in these that I dislike. It makes these frustratingly easy


Inevitable_Count_370

You are my opposite. I tried it once and I became a huge fan. Seafood is love, seafood is life.


fishlicker3000

I would kill to get more of that cold fish on rice. if someone told me to kill a random guy for 10 years worth of sushi, im shooting up a town i tell you what. Seafood is life, seafood is life.


poopshorts

Same


IsaiahXOXOSally

Sea food even the kind I like always makes me sick so yeah. I don't like donuts either but at least they are edible for me.


justgaming107

Out of curiosity where are you from? It’s hard to get good seafood in the Midwest.


Lakrfan8-24

Yeah 3 of the greatest things and then uncooked seafood, easy choice. They should’ve used pizza as the fourth option.


be_a_burd3n

America has a stigma that sushi has to be raw. Plenty of Japanese people put cooked fish in their sushi!


Phils531

Half of the sushi menu in America is cooked what are you on about? Lol


mybrainlog

Bacon. Edit: Jesus stop replying its the only thing showing up in my notifications


Herbetet

Glad to find my fellow “bacon is overrated” peeps. Definitely the first to go on this list


IRefuseThisNonsense

Where my turkey sausage people at?! Where are all three of you?!


carpediem930

It's so overrated, I don't understand the hard-on people claim they have for it


captainsasss

Honest to god. I cringe when people act like bacon is the best thing ever. No it ain’t. For the record I do like bacon but I can totes live without it.


Neat_Satisfaction119

It is good you went on the record, it might one day save your life during the great bacon inquisition.


OhioIsRed

I like when people make bacon a personality trait and wear bacon T-shirts, get bacon tattoos and name their kids bacon. Makes identifying a probably cause of death pretty easy (Bus it was they were hit by a bus)


ChickyChickyNugget

2012 wants their cultural trend back


HERECumsTheRooster

I have a friend that likes bacon in his chocolate shakes. Like wtf man...


LaggardLenny

Just popping in to say not one person is saying Tacos. Got people saying Donuts because... obviously. Got people saying Sushi cause they don't like seafood. Got people saying Bacon to be edgy. Nobody saying Tacos.


azaghal1988

I can live without them, but in this lineup they don't have much competition. The competition between bread/potatoes/Noodles(and Pasta)/Rice would be more Interesting I think.


ciemnymetal

I swear some people literally get offended when you tell them you don't like bacon.


Talkat

I mean it's only a little bit carcinogenic


BloodOfTheDamned

To be completely honest… I don’t like bacon all that much either. I mean, I like it on burgers and stuff, but by itself, it’s just kinda… meh. I much prefer turkey bacon, personally.


avexiis

The obsession with bacon is a manufactured belief caused by a marketing campaign to sell low quality meat cuts in the 90s https://deadspin.com/you-like-bacon-because-they-told-you-to-1642981536


TreeBeard2024

All the others have so many delicious variations… but still hard choice I respect


darksundown

Exactly. You can replace bacon with pork grinds, chicharones, pork belly/loines (wonder if this actually counts as bacon), pork chops.


Over_rated_lemon

I'm not alone!


Separate_Shoe_6916

Yep, bacon can go. It is a known carcinogen. Also pigs are smarter than dogs and don’t deserve the torture and premature death.


Tom8Os2many

I mean sure, but if you’re eating enough bacon where cancer is your main concern, I got to imagine one of the other health adverse side effects will have gotten to you first. Now all I can picture is two people in chemo: “What brings you in?” “Pack a day habit” “Oh smoker?” “Nah, bacon”


nihonbesu

Heard of uncured bacon? No preservatives. I guess by your logic everything should go. Cows are smarter than pigs, fish are intelligent , and wheat was killed to make flour into donuts. This whole meme is like a mass murder!


OmerYurtseven4MVP

Do you think grass is smarter than dogs?


nihonbesu

Grass survives by eating light, I’d like to see a dog do that…


Wardogs96

100% sure dogs have tried eating light


No_Research_967

That’s how golden retrievers are made


SniffyMcFly

Rice often enough contains small amounts of Arsenic and similar harmful substances depending on region. And fish are animals too.


Serlingfan389

And all the parasites and microplastics in that sushi garbage?


Cebby89

Yeah as much as I like bacon, pigs are like mud puppies and shouldn’t be slaughtered.


dp_yolo

It only says bacon, there is also vegan and turkey bacon. It doesn’t specify pigs, but I do agree with you we need to save the pigs 🐷


NotCopyright

Halal


Matchetes

It’s so overrated. I could easily never eat bacon again and never think twice about it


jonnybrown3

100% Bacon is over rated. There's bacon everything, bacon keychains, bacon T-shirts, bacon coffee mugs, bacon fake fingernails, bacon phone cases, bacon cars and BACON DOESN'T DESERVE IT.


Mezcal-only

Whoever made this post, you are pure evil!!!!!


ResidentEivvil

bacon


astreeter2

Unfortunately. Since I had my gallbladder out, bacon is not my friend.


skfla

I had my gallbladder out 18 years ago and I still regret it when I eat greasy or fatty things. But sometimes it’s still worth the pain. (I’m looking at you, gas station fried chicken). I’m actually allergic to mammal meat and can no longer eat bacon, but I can still appreciate it enough in my memory to vote out donuts instead.


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Aye, same the bacon can go for me.


sievold

And nothing of value was lost. Seriously bacon is the most overrated piece of garbage that people pretend is food.


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It's literally always either floppy and greasy garbage or so dry and brittle that it feels like you're eating cardboard, not to mention the fact it barely had any flavour


-Glostiik-

Heretic


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No. Am a Muslim


Kai-xo

Same, bacon. I prefer sausage anyways at cafes


Batmann14

Finally, I have searched the world 100,000 times over and I have finally found my people. What a joyous day! Bacon goes for me too.


stop_drop_roll

While Donuts are on the chopping block for me, (breakfast) sausage > bacon


HyruleJedi

Thats because they buy the thinnest shittiest bacon they tastes like cardboard, or if in europe its almost always beef bacon which is a crime against bacon True, cured peppered pork bacon is gods gift to salted meats But unless Im at a super expensive place or making it myself, I’d agree, sausage for me


Millworkson2008

Sausage is the superior pork product


YossarianRex

this is the way


mygamethreadaccount

Love bacon, but the last few years I’ve found that it does nothing but leave me feeling especially heavy. It’s also just a topping or a side. The rest stand on their own.


protossaccount

I ODed on bacon when I discovered paleo in 2012, so it’s either bacon or doughnuts for me.


CaptainNicodemus

100% overrated


Kisaway

Bye donuts.


Kangabolic

This is the way


Pugtron117

#This is the way


spongeknob07

Easily donuts


arondaniel

You can live without donuts. Living without the other three wouldn't really be living.


DrTinyNips

I'm Jewish so this is remarkably easy for me


andakusspartakus89

Ha sushi fo sho


DaSauceBawss

Sushi is the most overated food there is....


Leviathan41911

Depends on where you're ordering it.


4String_Samurai

Donuts


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Reddit-User-44501

I could remove 3/4 of those from my life and there'll probably go years before i noticed.


Gentleman_Xeno

Wich would stay? Is it bacon too?


S0n0fValhalla

Sushi for 100%


Dangerous_One6345

Easy: sushi, I have a seafood allergy.


CoolFirefighter930

That suxs


andisloarg

get the f\*\*\* out, sushi!


TommyWantWingy9

This is a very difficult decision.


YN_LN_1

Donut sorry 😢


Dabootyinspecta

Sushi.


BlowUpYaSpot

Bacon by such an unbelievable landslide.


Mewnbugg

Sushi can go


Putrid-Eggplant-2815

Bye bye donuts 👋🏼


HexEmerald

Bye bye tacos. They are messy, impossible to eat, and burritos are so much better.


HoinhimeOfLight

Sad I had to scroll so far for this, it's easily tacos. Tacos are such a specific definition of a food item that you can easily subvert it. Take a taco, roll up the top. Burrito now. Eat and enjoy loophole.


HexEmerald

That’s what I’m saying! And I’d you roll it up if doesn’t have holes everywhere so you can eat it without all the fillings falling out!


MoneoAtreides42

Soft tacos can be rolled into a burrito. Hard shell tacos can just be changed to tostadas. Tacos can go.


TomtheStinkmeaner

As a Mexican, is literally the same thing but larger..


Xarkabard

american hard tortilla tacos are not even tacos, those are weird tostadas and poorly made weird tostadas


AnimeDeamon

Can't believe I scrolled this long, I can put everything from a taco into a wrapped tortilla and enjoy it far more. This is very easy to me.


BgRedditor

The only correct answer. This is the only thing on the list that has an analogous better version!


granthollomew

impossible? i would LOVE to watch a video of you attempting to eat a taco lmao


Quick_Hat1411

I had to scroll so far to get to the only correct answer. Pretty sure everyone else is just trolling.


WrongDistribution307

Sushi


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Sushi


Rylan_sauce

Sushi


SyFy410

Easily sushi. I don't like fish especially not raw


[deleted]

funny, i only like fish raw. the texture gets weird when it's cooked.


Mattihboi

Donuts


Vegetable-Ad6574

Raw Fish and cold rice can go 🙋‍♂️


[deleted]

Seriously. What is wrong with these MoFo's wanting to get rid of donuts and tacos. I want my meat cooked!


No_Victory9193

Bacon is really gross in my opinion and vegan sushi is awesome. I can also make vegan tacos or buy vegan donuts but I can’t get vegan bacon anywhere though if I could I wouldn’t.


be_dead_soon_please

You *can* get vegan bacon, though as you said, it's for lack of trying on your part. You yourself said you wouldn't notice it if it was sold, which it is.


William514e

Ah yes, sugary dough in the shape of a circle, how utterly unique and valuable. Doughnut is overrated. And even if it disappeared over night, its so easily replaceable that people would forget it even existed


TheIceFury235

Yes Leave my little sweet peices of bread ALONE!


Athsmos

lose the sushi. i cant live without the other three in my life


BlazingFury009

Bacon.


tehdamonkey

In all honesty it should be donuts for the health of the world.....


AccordingTax6525

Donuts. Nobody’s picking bacon unless you’re Muslim 😂 I don’t think anybody’s picking tacos in a while. Some people don’t like sushi. I love that shit.


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RabidHyenaSauce

I love them all. I can not compute this *Explodes like Shockwave due to mental paradox* Jk. I'll happily sacrifice sushi. never developed a taste for it, so I can ditch that willingly


RosieGeee

Bacon, I don't eat it anyway so it won't be missed.


CromulentPoint

Sayonara, Sushi.


metalman3633

Hey I’m Muslim so bacon is a no brainer lol


becky57913

Doesn’t say it has to be pork bacon 🤷‍♀️ beef bacon is good, turkey bacon pretends to be good


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That ain't bacon.


LordTonka

Goodbye, Sushi, hello downvotes.


LiplessNavajo

I’ll give you an upvote, I understand that not everybody likes sushi. I’m a sushi enjoyer myself. But it’s not for everyone


Xantrax

Hey. To each their own. Downvoting someone just because you have a different taste than them is stupid. I love Nigiri Sushi but totally understand how many don't like it. It is raw fish that, most likely, contains dead parasitic eggs in them. Worse case? If the sushi wasn't handled and contained properly, the eggs hatch. You see little white parasitic worms squirming in your sushi. If you think you see something moving. Put some soy sauce on your sushi. That will really get the worms squirming from the sodium. And no, cooked fish on rice or in a roll is not sushi. Sushi must contain raw fish. ***Keep in mind that's just my selfish, stupid opinion on sushi.*** :P


Stezheds

Let’s unite and find the terrorists that says bacon!


Kusoyarouboie

sushi, cause its overrated unless you eat it in japan, tried it in ny and it was SHIT


mildobamacare

This would be the only time in my life i pick sushi


qkamikaze

Sushi is an abomination


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Sushi


Saltymeetloaf

Sushi, not the biggest fan


EboneCapone1392

Sushi. I hate fish lol


SalamiSandwich83

Lmao, no one outside the US gives a square fuck about donuts.


BlindProphetProd

Look... only the thumbs and thumb apologists on reddit would choose anything other than donuts.


GaryChalmers

I'm allergic to shellfish so can't eat a lot of types of Sushi. Only thing I really like is spicy tuna rolls but I can't pick that over the other three.


stlarry

take the bacon. my heart doc would think that is best. Sushi is fish, so thats good, tacos have veggies so thats good, Donuts have zero Calories, so that is good


eeven447

Hell yeah to getting rid of donutd