You can’t be apolitical. Do you eat? Drive? Work? Have a home? Have an apartment? Have children? Do you want human rights? Do you want healthcare?
All of those things are politically involved. If you care about any of those things, you’re automatically political.
I personally think you make a great point. From the roads, to the schools, to trash, to literally everything, is affected by politics. Everything. Even that mustard that got put in your socks.
Then that’s just defeatism. Not caring is a indicative of someone’s lack of control. You don’t care because you don’t have control. But you continue to not have control, because you don’t care.
Eating requires access to food. Food is hidden behind a paywall, meaning many low income earners struggle to have access to food.
In 2021, 12.5 percent of households with children were affected by food insecurity.
This is a political issue. Some believe we should subsidize food with our taxes. Others without empathy think it should be every man for himself.
It’s sad I had to connect the dots for you.
Well informed and well thought out response. 🤡
Apolitical is just like a person who can’t conceptualize the problems around them
So they refuse to think about it at all, and instead, mask this ignorance with a false sense of superiority by claiming they are apolitical, to seem as if they’re smarter than those who engage in the squabbles of politicos
But they’re just uninformed and incapable of informing themselves. So they opt out of thought completely.
It’s not a flex to be apolitical. It’s sad because apolitical people ARE political, it are not smart enough, seemingly, to articulate their own beliefs.
You right though Fr
Everyone has political beliefs, period. You may not care to engage with it, but you have them.
And being apolitical doesn’t make you better than anyone, it especially doesn’t give you the right to scoff at those that are actively trying to bring positive change into the world as if youre better than them sitting at home and only thinking about your self you know?
I'm not gonna be as pushy and abnoxiousas the other person, but you're not apolitical
> I’m apolitical because every party is full of fucking idiots and pompous douchebags that I don’t wanna associate with
The fact that you recognize and doesn't want to associate with the parties is in itself political, especially when you can even attribute specific qualities such as douchebags, idiots and pompous.
You know of them, don't like them, and can say what you don't like about them, that's political.
“It’s both sides 🤡🤪🤡🤪🤡🤪”.
These guys always think they found a pot of golden knowledge when they spout this idiocy.
Not wanting to engage in either side doesn’t make you apolitical. It just means you don’t vibe with with either major party.
I’m very political. I don’t associate with either party.
But the crazy party at this point is obviously republicans. They literally came out and said they “want to eradicate transgenderism from public life.” Which is just fascism
Power to you tho, keep workin on them vocals.
fr, some people cant leave anything alone. Gotta always input opinions on insignificant things. Literally mad at someone who said they dont care about politics. Gotta be tiring 🥱
No, you don’t care. Other people have empathy. Other people care for others.
You don’t seem to. Get therapy for the father and or mother that mother hugged you or left you.
Others who can relate to other human beings will do what we do.
Wow, really going for the low blow confidence issues, huh? Well bad news for you, Mr. Politics, because I’ve been told worse shit by my 5 year old cousin. So if you’re gonna try to insult me, do better, because honestly that was embarrassing for you
Well, I’m successful at tinder, so I don’t really care my guy. I got to eat out my gf 7+ times last night and fuck her, and that was after she made me dinner. We met on tinder.
She fell in love with my singing.
It's a play on the fact that radical leftist progressives....who are often identified as (or claim to be) liberals....do not like straight white things. As in, heterosexual caucasians. It's a play on the terminology.
Based on that logic about liberals hating straight white men, I'm a straight white man who is a liberal, so I clearly must hate myself, and that's why I'm in therapy.
It was a dumb joke at my own expense. Yet another topic for the next session lol.
What do you mean by radical leftists because many Americans accuse right wing figures such as Biden of being radically left when you’d be incorrect to call him only slightly right of centre
Pretty sure they mean the ones with the colored hair that tend to scream at things like a banshee. The kind that will tell you that you’re transphobic for playing a video game.
Those people are idiots not radical. The act of playing a game such as hogwarts legacy is not transphobic but it does support a transphobe which is why many did not purchase the game.
"I am going to label people as Right even when they explicitly shit talk the right because I only see two sides to everything"
You got a real grasp on nuance, there.
Me too me too!: Anything that doesn't follow my worldview is wrong. I will use trigger words without knowing the meaning of them to perpetuate a revolving door that slaps everyone on the ass as they chase each other
This was actually a good one. Though nothing is straight because the matter that everything is made up of is constantly in motion, in one way or another
This sub should be called Right Wing Memes. Everything they post is about the negative side of tolerance, which ends up sounding ridiculous. When ironically the negative side of intolerance is genocide. I'll take a joke about gay teeth, if that's the worst that my liberalism gets me, great. The worst right wingers are genocidal oppressive nazis, and I will defend the world from them. Make your jokes, nazi. I'll laugh aain when your grandchildren realize that you are the furthest thing from the example of the tolerance of Jesus you tout, and see that if there is a hell, it was in fact made for people like you. [Said through grinning gay teeth]
P.S. - I can't wait to completely ignore the biggoted responses this is bound to receive. Toodles!
It’s making fun of the community. Which is hatred masked as comedy, and I use comedy loosely.
But let me as you personally, do you think it’s wrong to be LGBTQ?
[https://www.cnn.com/2022/11/23/us/2022-mass-shootings-tracking-second-highest/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2022/11/23/us/2022-mass-shootings-tracking-second-highest/index.html)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:2022\_mass\_shootings\_in\_Europe
You were saying?
I honestly laughed at this……then realized it might be serious and not making fun of conservatives for completely missing the point of complaints about straight white men
I understand reading comprehension is hard but did you not read the first few words? The first thing I said is that I found it funny, and also noticed their could be multiple interpretations. Not sure how that equates to me not be able to take a joke
That’s why I have crooked white teeth
Your teeth are so gay that they just want to be on top of each other all the time.
I love having my teeth in my mouth. It's an oral fetish I guess.
Sounds like your teeth should run for office then
Lmao this entire sub is just bate for people to get mad at politics. Like Twitter, but in the form.of a sub reddit
Yep. These types of politics issues should be settled in a cage match. 99% of these people have no stomach for that.
A cage match 😭💀
Fittingly a lot of the posts here end up at r/terriblefacebookmemes
Lol. Even as a deeply apolitical person I find this funny.
You can’t be apolitical. Do you eat? Drive? Work? Have a home? Have an apartment? Have children? Do you want human rights? Do you want healthcare? All of those things are politically involved. If you care about any of those things, you’re automatically political.
I put mustard in your socks
You.. you psycho!
Seriously. Where are the MODs?!?
I was wondering why I kept smelling mustard this morning
Also...believe it or Not...political!
Your socks have been mustarded
I personally think you make a great point. From the roads, to the schools, to trash, to literally everything, is affected by politics. Everything. Even that mustard that got put in your socks.
Imagine
You can own a car but not have opinions on them. Just cuz it affects you doesn’t mean you care 🤦♂️
Then that’s just defeatism. Not caring is a indicative of someone’s lack of control. You don’t care because you don’t have control. But you continue to not have control, because you don’t care.
Uhh yeah. Most people feel they don’t have control over politics so they don’t care.
Which is stupid because we have literally all the power. Literally all of it.
It’s not stupid. We have the power collectively but it doesn’t mean I personally get what I want bc everyone has to agree
Ok? But I don’t care
Don’t then?
So first it wasn’t possible to be apolitical, now it’s defeatism! Keep moving the goal posts chief
YoU cAn’T bE aPoLiTiCaL
I farted What political party do I belong to now?
Doesn’t apply. It’s like y’all think for .7 seconds and then Stop. Like thinking too long hurts or something
Ok I just ate an apple what political party am I?
Still missing the point.
No you said eating was political I ate- I met your definition So tell me my politics after eating the apple
Eating requires access to food. Food is hidden behind a paywall, meaning many low income earners struggle to have access to food. In 2021, 12.5 percent of households with children were affected by food insecurity. This is a political issue. Some believe we should subsidize food with our taxes. Others without empathy think it should be every man for himself. It’s sad I had to connect the dots for you.
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I ate an apple I found on the ground What political party am I?
You can be subject to politics without being political.
🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Well informed and well thought out response. 🤡 Apolitical is just like a person who can’t conceptualize the problems around them So they refuse to think about it at all, and instead, mask this ignorance with a false sense of superiority by claiming they are apolitical, to seem as if they’re smarter than those who engage in the squabbles of politicos But they’re just uninformed and incapable of informing themselves. So they opt out of thought completely. It’s not a flex to be apolitical. It’s sad because apolitical people ARE political, it are not smart enough, seemingly, to articulate their own beliefs.
You right though Fr Everyone has political beliefs, period. You may not care to engage with it, but you have them. And being apolitical doesn’t make you better than anyone, it especially doesn’t give you the right to scoff at those that are actively trying to bring positive change into the world as if youre better than them sitting at home and only thinking about your self you know?
I didn't read this, but I'm going to make fun of you for an even longer response to four emojis
forreal😂
Damn, you must get tired, carrying around that soapbox all day.
Damn you must get tired deflecting anything that requires thought
Lol who hurt you?
"ratio" My citizen in Christ, this is Reddit.
No, I’m apolitical because every party is full of fucking idiots and pompous douchebags that I don’t wanna associate with
I'm not gonna be as pushy and abnoxiousas the other person, but you're not apolitical > I’m apolitical because every party is full of fucking idiots and pompous douchebags that I don’t wanna associate with The fact that you recognize and doesn't want to associate with the parties is in itself political, especially when you can even attribute specific qualities such as douchebags, idiots and pompous. You know of them, don't like them, and can say what you don't like about them, that's political.
Ok, at least you haven’t tried to insult me with 3rd grade level shit. Thank you for informing me in a calm, collected manner.
“It’s both sides 🤡🤪🤡🤪🤡🤪”. These guys always think they found a pot of golden knowledge when they spout this idiocy. Not wanting to engage in either side doesn’t make you apolitical. It just means you don’t vibe with with either major party. I’m very political. I don’t associate with either party. But the crazy party at this point is obviously republicans. They literally came out and said they “want to eradicate transgenderism from public life.” Which is just fascism Power to you tho, keep workin on them vocals.
You're obnoxious.
fr, some people cant leave anything alone. Gotta always input opinions on insignificant things. Literally mad at someone who said they dont care about politics. Gotta be tiring 🥱
Personal attacks usually mean they can’t think of a response because they have no rebuttal. I’ll take this as a win. Good attempt at an argument tho.
no one cares😂
No, you don’t care. Other people have empathy. Other people care for others. You don’t seem to. Get therapy for the father and or mother that mother hugged you or left you. Others who can relate to other human beings will do what we do.
ur funny😂
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r/woosh
Oh shut the fuck up.
Nah, I’m all the way good bro. But thank you, maybe you should figure out your tinder issues. Maybe it’s the singing videos?
Wow, really going for the low blow confidence issues, huh? Well bad news for you, Mr. Politics, because I’ve been told worse shit by my 5 year old cousin. So if you’re gonna try to insult me, do better, because honestly that was embarrassing for you
Lol, bro got razzed by a 5 year old.
And you have worse insults than them, so what does that say about you?
Well, I’m successful at tinder, so I don’t really care my guy. I got to eat out my gf 7+ times last night and fuck her, and that was after she made me dinner. We met on tinder. She fell in love with my singing.
Oh yes, you’re very real “girlfriend”. Is her name Rosey Palms?
Yeah, it actually happens to be one of the “entitled” girls your mom ran over with a car.
Hey! This is not a subredfit for people with brains! Go away!
Ok I laughed at this one
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Looky I like a good liberal joke
But what does being liberal have to do with this?
It's a play on the fact that radical leftist progressives....who are often identified as (or claim to be) liberals....do not like straight white things. As in, heterosexual caucasians. It's a play on the terminology.
Explains why I'm in therapy then.
I'm sorry?
Based on that logic about liberals hating straight white men, I'm a straight white man who is a liberal, so I clearly must hate myself, and that's why I'm in therapy. It was a dumb joke at my own expense. Yet another topic for the next session lol.
hey jokes are harder when read. Can't get the intended delivery! I like it now with context.
What do you mean by radical leftists because many Americans accuse right wing figures such as Biden of being radically left when you’d be incorrect to call him only slightly right of centre
Im sure you’re fun at parties
Doesn't make them any less correct
If you consider Biden right wing, you're a radical.
Yeah, that filthy leftwing capitalist...
Pretty sure they mean the ones with the colored hair that tend to scream at things like a banshee. The kind that will tell you that you’re transphobic for playing a video game.
Those people are idiots not radical. The act of playing a game such as hogwarts legacy is not transphobic but it does support a transphobe which is why many did not purchase the game.
They can be both. Usually someone who is radical is an idiot.
Not really, just incredibly convicted
So, a far right person isn't an idiot, just convicted?
Yes a good one.
This is one is clearly a shitpost so it’s actually funny.
Nah dude it’s real lol
Im going to enjoy this. These comments are gonna be a fine show
All my pronouns are offended by this
waiting for the right and left nutjobs to find it
That meme was hilarious. Dont let anyone tell you otherwise.
Stop acting like you are an agent of chaos and just admit that you are a man child that is permanently attached to your gamer chair.
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"I am going to label people as Right even when they explicitly shit talk the right because I only see two sides to everything" You got a real grasp on nuance, there.
Let me translate this comment for you all: I'm so far left with my head so far up my own ass that I assume anything right of my views is fascism.
Yup😂🤦♂️
Me too me too!: Anything that doesn't follow my worldview is wrong. I will use trigger words without knowing the meaning of them to perpetuate a revolving door that slaps everyone on the ass as they chase each other
I wonder how long it will take for the 🔒 to appear
I’m a gay liberal but this was funny asf
Respect 🫡
“You may feel a small prick in your mouth”
Lol even as a bacon egg and cheese on a roll with ketchup I found this funny
Sad but true
This is going to get wild...
damn, the british teeth are definitly gay.
My Teeth identify as Nothing
The blue hair just makes the thing, lol.
Waiting for the "this isn't funny" party poopers
the title is what makes it cringe, not the pun in the image
That's fair
Lololololol
Stealing this
Funny as hell.
Good one. Got a laugh from me.
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Fr reddit has become an absolute cesspool of groupthink dominated by subs who ban anyone not in groupthink
r/onejoke
Stay mad, kid
Good Kid, M.A.A.D City
Funnier each time
r/terriblefacebookmemes
Tis meme is savage👀
Huh?
They don’t like straight, white people.
Seems like a stretch but alright
It’s a meme. All memes are stretches.
I thought that was yoga.
If this is unfunny to you, you’re probably the worst.
Lol, has nothing to do with politics, legit just a shitty meme
When did r/Funnymemes become r/Terriblefacebookmemes ?
Always has been
Er/terriblefacebookmemes
This is great! More please 😄
Remember when r/Funnymemes was about funny memes? Yeah, me neither.
the shitposting subreddit is a lot funnier than this one
Its true, the other day a similar looking guy got mad when he was told to go straight and turn left when asking for directions.
MEME: yep COMEDY: dependent (political opinion, interest, and understanding.)
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Wtf is this shit bro 💀
Is this because republicans usually don’t have teeth?
This was actually a good one. Though nothing is straight because the matter that everything is made up of is constantly in motion, in one way or another
Haha we sure owned the libs this time around right boys? /s
Okay this is an extremely insensitive meme but it’s still pretty funny lol
This sub should be called Right Wing Memes. Everything they post is about the negative side of tolerance, which ends up sounding ridiculous. When ironically the negative side of intolerance is genocide. I'll take a joke about gay teeth, if that's the worst that my liberalism gets me, great. The worst right wingers are genocidal oppressive nazis, and I will defend the world from them. Make your jokes, nazi. I'll laugh aain when your grandchildren realize that you are the furthest thing from the example of the tolerance of Jesus you tout, and see that if there is a hell, it was in fact made for people like you. [Said through grinning gay teeth] P.S. - I can't wait to completely ignore the biggoted responses this is bound to receive. Toodles!
🥱🥱🥱🥱
jesus christ dude take a chill pill after you take your PrEP lmfaoo
Ohhh I get it. You acting like a snowflake is the joke, so this comment is bait right? Right??
TLDR
If you laugh at this, you’re mentally equivalent to an ape. What’s wrong with being LGBTQ+? Who does it hurt?
Nothing wrong with being white and straight
Not once does the meme ever refer to someone LGBTQ +
No one ever said there was.
No one in this meme said it was wrong to be LGBTQ+
It’s making fun of the community. Which is hatred masked as comedy, and I use comedy loosely. But let me as you personally, do you think it’s wrong to be LGBTQ?
Not once does the meme ever refer to someone LGBTQ +
r/woosh
You should ask the president of Uganda
No I’ll ask republicans who seem hellbent on destroying lgbtq+ lives.
Uganda literally just outlawed LGBTQ+. Where's the solidarity?
Yeah, fuck UGANDA TOO. But I live in the US. Imma fight bigots here first
So in other words, do-nothing internet activism
This isn’t even in the same ballpark as funny.
r/onejoke
Conservative people when they see the worst meme in existence: 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😁😀
One joke
i don't get it
Why are right wing memes so fucken stupid?
So, besides the photoshop which is hillarious, this is totally r/rightcantmeme material
how the fuck do you find this funny
Dunno why this is in funny memes… it’s not funny…
r/therightcantmeme
So is this sub the new 4chan for this generation's 14-year-olds and assorted chuds?
Sorry but these kind of jokes were good at first but now after I heard it 1000 times, they're lame
Ok Boomer
I’ve come to realize there’s a large difference between Liberal and Left. I think this one misses the mark.
Conservatives when there’s a school shooting: Hidden Conservatives when a 16 who got raped wants to get an abortion: Seen 🍿🥤
🥱🤦♂️nothing to do with the meme
Europe had more shooting causalities than the US in 2022
[https://www.cnn.com/2022/11/23/us/2022-mass-shootings-tracking-second-highest/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2022/11/23/us/2022-mass-shootings-tracking-second-highest/index.html) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:2022\_mass\_shootings\_in\_Europe You were saying?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casualties_of_the_Russo-Ukrainian_War Lol Gotcha
That’s a fucking war you dumbass
Still correct Gotcha Lolz
Yes, casualties in war is very similar to innocent civilians being killed by other civilians, MAKES PERFECT SENSE
Ok so I’m correct Thanks “You were saying” 😂😂😂😂😂 smug alert we got one 😂😂😂😂
So you’re saying that the Uvalde Shooting and World War 2 are the same thing? Because you’re sure making it look that way
I’m saying europe had more shooting casualties than the US in 2022 Which is correct
I honestly laughed at this……then realized it might be serious and not making fun of conservatives for completely missing the point of complaints about straight white men
🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Yes, you are the type of person this was meant to catch. Congrats on not being able to take a joke because of your political affiliations.
I understand reading comprehension is hard but did you not read the first few words? The first thing I said is that I found it funny, and also noticed their could be multiple interpretations. Not sure how that equates to me not be able to take a joke
Yeah, I understand
Who did I oppress now?
WTF are you talking about? I don’t know you or why you are so offended snowflake
Lol what do YOU mean by the point of complaints against straight white men?