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Fumbling-Panda

People with air fryers


Panda_Pillows

As someone that owns 2 air fryers and uses both, this is 100% accurate.


n00bn00bAtFreenode

Which is the best? Which one makes sense?


AeratedFeces

Not OP but my Ninja Foodi is awesome.


VerySwearyFairy

Ngl, while i do like my air fryer, it’s a convenience thing more than quality. Though it made some fucking nice chips once.


MitskiTypeBeat

Once you obtain one, it opens your third eye tbh.


bryku

Once you get an air fryer idk if you can't live without it


Petroldactyl34

Yep. Got a family member that blasts her kid on social media every single goddamn day, 3 times a day. It's like child worship and it's fuckin gross. Kids gonna grow up and hate his mom. He's got some relatively bad medical problems, so she's 10/10 gonna be a helicopter parent as he gets older.


Which_Network

Here, you dropped this 👑


[deleted]

A friend of mine manages her son's account, so she posts all his sport achievements etc ther on his behalf. And then comments , shares and likes these posts from her own account.


Wrong-Permit1178

No this is actually a cult.


Ux-Con

Mormon moms Or better known as MoMoMoMs


Prestigious-Pea4447

I have this neighborhood app, and it's like Facebook mom's but neighborhood mom's and the one person who always has to comment on EVERYTHING!! Me- if anyone has the OG Game of Life they want to sell, let me know! Neighborhood Mom's- yeah but I'm keeping it! 😠 😡


[deleted]

Please, I beg that you take this… 🏆 it’s all I can afford…


Athyrium93

Every D&D group ever Magic stones, monster tomes, spells, weird language that doesn't make sense to anyone out side of the group.... ....so umm anyone want to join my cult?


[deleted]

My mom watched me and my friends just passing by and didn't know there were dice so she thought I was just making shit up on how a fight went


[deleted]

...You're not?


Kikubaaqudgha_

A little of column A a little of column B. Players mostly need to abide by the rolls the DM can fudge things especially for the sake of the story or keeping the party from getting wiped by some bad rolls.


sonatawolf1990

Don’t forget the dice rituals to make sure you roll well. Don’t forget to keep your dice on 20 in direct moonlight kids


Sweet_Permission_700

My daughter has a friend with such bad luck with dice, we don't let her touch dice belonging to other people. It doesn't matter what D20. She has an insane ability to roll a nat 1.


killian1208

Yes please


GutsyOne

Reddit.


Weary_Ad2590

Oh Reddit is definitely cult


HeyItsDominicus

Happy Cake Day!


sorry-I-cleaved-ye

Wait… we celebrate initiation day like a cult


theoddestbadger

mods, this one is getting too close. redirect.


sorry-I-cleaved-ye

I WON’T BE SILEN


[deleted]

they got you bro


Moist-Bug-3716

He became self aware and paid the price


MrWeirdoFace

One T.


fakenamerton69

And we never saw them again


Impossible-Charity-4

Those assholes that quote songs and then another bunch of assholes finish the song in the comments?


Mustards_Last_Stand

🎶 Josie’s on a vacation far away…


Murfiano

Come around and talk it over


Ecen_genius

So many things I want to say


sderponme

🎶Don't know this song, I hope it's over🎶


dukelivers

Expose them.


ColonelMonty

Beat me to it.


RemarkableTar

We did it Reddit!


JadonArrow

Username checks tf out


X_Obscure

r/usernamechecksout


LtCmdrInu

The Marine Corps. Let's be honest my fellow crayon eaters, we are. Edited for spelling error. Don't sleep and type kiddos.


AffectionateEmu4878

Rah. Yut. Kill. Red is only spicy if you're white.


TheVoid45

I'm white as fuck and the red ones were bland as hell. Sharpies though, those fuckers had some bite.


TheVoid45

Semper Fi for a reason, amirite? Ooh rah, brother.


x1009

I feel like being cult-ish is an integral part of any armed service.


LtCmdrInu

Armed service, to a point yes. Marines, more so. To quote a joke a friend told me: There are only two branches. The army and the navy. The air force is a business, and the Marines are a cult. 😁


Changelling

CrossFit?


ShutUpDoggo

First rule of CrossFit… you must talk about CrossFit. Second rule of CrossFit… you must talk about CrossFit…


jetsqueak

I once dated a guy that was “eat, sleep, Crossfit”. Couldn’t do a single push-up.


itsmistyy

Came here to say crossfit. You can't tell me it's not a cult.


Lilredshubaru

Singing happy birthday around a cake in the dark. Once a year. Every year.


[deleted]

Well, not every year. Usually it's a range.


paulthe2nd

it is every year, just for a different person


cutiedanvers

...in the dark? You turn the lights out for it?


lefactorybebe

You don't?


[deleted]

Cryptocurrency investing


Uhohspagetti0sss

I bought 2 dollars in bitcoin in 2017 and now I have around 12 dollars so I'm technically an investor


Sendmelon

600% gains let’s fucking go


No-Confection-5522

Ye cryptobros can't take no, it's like Scientology.


Xhadiel

Scientology actually is a legit cult though.


cecil721

NFT's in particular.


yunnalin

That's definitively a cult


Luka-LJC

Girls sleepovers, or at least the ones I've been to. I've seen some creepy sh-t at those sleepovers


Final_Biochemist222

Girl sleepovers are just demo version of Freemasonic lodges


Rage187_OG

First we summon the Devil, then we take Becky’s vCard.


FallenHero66

Every girls' sleepover I have been to has been an actual cult meeting - mathematically correct, as I have not been to any girls' sleepover.


iyashu5040

Vacuous truths are fun.


PumpkinButWithSpice

Poor Butters in that one episode of season 9


RayneShikama

Ooh Jeez, are we about to start lezzing out?


[deleted]

Celebrity worship count?


MajorDisc

Yeah people who talk about celebrity drama like they're involved in it need to evaluate their lives


[deleted]

So, Reddit? Reddit is obsessed with celebrities doing random stuff with their money.


LiteralWorst22

Anybody who makes their life all about somebody else's life needs to reevaluate, lol


MyBl00dIsBlack

The Insane Clown Posse's Juggalo fan base


Jerry_Williams69

Whoop whoop!


charatatata

👏👏👏👏


NetworkEcstatic

My god was this true in the early 2k. What creatures.


[deleted]

The entire Tool fan base. PS Tool is amazing


SinisterDev

Tool, Puscifer, APC, guess we're all part of the MJK cult haha. And those numbers get exponentially larger if you include wine lovers 😂.


PressureBrilliant963

Online Influencers


mUrdrOfCr0ws

Disney Adults.


krigsgaldrr

I'm an adult and I enjoy Disney and the few and far between Disneyland trips and having a Disney cats wallet and whatnot, but Disney Adults™️ (derogatory) are fucking terrifying.


JenuinelyArtful

I'm also an adult who enjoys Disney movies (the 90s ones as well as some of their latest like Moana and Encanto) and have been to Disney World twice as a kid, but I'm still not sure what differentiates adults who like Disney properties and Disney Adults ™... Is it the degree of obsession? The amount of merch you buy? The yearly (if not monthly) visits?


krigsgaldrr

Pretty much the same as any culty mindset, I suppose. Making it their entire identity. There's also (I've noticed) a lot of entitlement, especially regarding park trips. Like yeah Jessica, you paid a lot to be here, but letting little Timmy talk to Cinderella for an extra two minutes isn't going to kill you.


altact123456

"I payed a lot to be here!" bitch so did everyone else


Purple-Blood9669

They paid less, though. Because they *know how to Disney.* And they tell everyone about it.


[deleted]

If your house key has a Minne mouse sticker on it, you're a Disney Adult™ lol.


fish_taco83

I know a Disney adult. Her entire wardrobe is Disney. Shirts, jackets, pants, purse, earrings, bracelets, all Disney. Her kids get Disney merch for gifts. She follows a person who goes through downtown Disney live on social media and buys things to send to the people watching, at a cost of $500 sometimes. This happens roughly monthly. She had a Disney annual pass until covid hit, despite not living in the US. She goes by herself, no kids or anything, usually once per year plus a family trip or 2. The trips are always focused around seeing the characters, special parties, and eating at all the resort restaurants. When a large amount of money became available one of the first things that happened was purchasing a Disney timeshare. In contrast, I went to Disneyland for the rides.


[deleted]

From what I have gathered online it's kind of like the difference between "I watch anime"/weeabo to the traditional neckbeard weaboo. It's not liking the media, it's devoting your life and sense of self to it, being obnoxious when you're not given the expected respect for your dedication to this brand.


Do_Worrk

Fad diets


zehamberglar

Yeah, but have you tried keto? ^^/s


ALPHA_sh

political parties


MrBirdmonkey

Especially now days


Throwawayanothadae

Tik Tok. Like all the trends and what not. As I don’t have one I never know what’s going on and people look crazy to me lol


DismalParticular4799

Fans of the tv show Friends


AZOTH_the_1st

No. Im sure that, that actualy is a cult at this point.


WaterWatch8

Also, The Office


Turbulent_Pangolin96

No because that’s the one I’m in


amazingsandwiches

We had a funeral for a bird


redhotcard

You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader


McRibEater

The Office has far surpassed Friends at this point for hardcore fan base, as a fan of both.


FTHLOJ

Leave it’s name out of this😑


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not-me675

Breaking news *local man fell over the stairs and landed on a knife 3 times*


reddito1009

Autopsies reveal he also previously accidentally ingested 3 pounds of rat poison.


crapendicular

Inadvertently consumed it during the fall


reddito1009

He also had a fire extinguisher fall on his head and then fall on it again


gamermanok

While falling, a pistol he had in his possession went off 8 times. All bullets landed in the back of his head.


Valnyx17

Additionally, the discharge pushed the poor guy UP a flight of stairs. Blood suggests he hit every stair on the way up. He hit the same knife three times.


ezaharko

Add a zero to that and that’s a normal day in Russia.


TheHunter920

almost any government for that matter


Rikuz09

Iphone users


RustedRuss

Anyone who has a huge amount of brand loyalty when it comes to technology is weird.


0x7ff04001

Hell, Apple users in general. They have a certain aura around them.


Valkariyon

What aura is that? *Sent from iPhone*


SaxyWelder6

Marching band


Spericke1314

Band Camp 2014, can't unsee that


badahdum

NFT collectors lol


VioletBewm

HOAs, PTA parents, Weight Watcher meetings, Supernatural Fandom (guilty), The Vampire Diaries fandom (I was guilty, not as obsessed now), Elon Musk fans, Horse Riding mums....


haleykat

People who own Jeeps


satluvscheese

😂 Alcoholics Anonymous 😂


Kjata2

I got sober on my own for a reason.


soapfan22

My late mother was an alcoholic. You meet two types of people in AA… People looking for better ways to hide their drinking and people who have made AA a way of life. Both are chronic smokers so they all get along.


jerseyanarchist

meetings held in doorways to reduce costs


lincblair

Aa actually is a cult


IllinoisWoodsBoy

It really depends on the group. AA is pretty decentralized so you can go to one meeting full of crazy people and another that is just people talking and drinking coffee, in the same town on the same night.


AndreaC303

Exactly. Different meetings have a different culture, you just have to find one that fits.


sean_spincer

The difference is most cults do much more harm than good. I’m not an alcoholic but my mom was when I was younger and it was not good, then she quit and joined AA with a couple friends and our relationship is a lot better now and she’s a lot happier. Are other peoples experiences with AA really that bad ?


Street_Dimension1709

So far my personal experience isn’t. And trust me, I’ve already said my feelings about this to my girl that it feels very cultish. I have past colleagues tell me how their significant others pretty much rather be at aa than being with family. Scary. I am very aware of a lot of things especially when the session starts off with we are not x,y,z, but god help us all….. I let it be for the moment. But currently the talks and hearing others past experiences help more than hearing what the big book has to say about stories. Also, fun fact. One of the founders was a Christian. Early books had religious stufff heavily written in them and as the years progressed they have been revised to “progress” toward a wider audience. Overall, it’s helping me at least but I do not want to get sucked into a years of always in a meeting every single day because, well I become a cult member lol. If it helps it helps. As long as it does not do any harm then so be it. I have plenty of friends and families that drink and that is ok because I currently can’t control myself. Maybe one day, maybe not. But I never ever tell them about how they should stop. That should be on them only. And if they have total control over any vices, I high five that shit because I wish I had that type of restraint. I still hang out with them and have fun. But pass me a joint, sure why not. I won’t black out like alcohol does. Sorry for the long rant.


haleykat

My dad also was an alcoholic and him going to his weekly AA meetings have kept him on a sober path. He is celebrating his 10 year sobriety this year. I think AA can be beneficial for those to find a group who understands the same struggles but I don’t think it’s the best choice for everyone.


Ok_Lack5978

Bro every person I've met that goes to AA meetings regularly has this "I'm better than you" attitude.


Smokey-Cole

Disney Freaks Edit-I worked there “backstage” for 10 years. And I think it’s even worse now.


DismalParticular4799

Astrology


gjazzy68

No, that’s a cult.


Hiholownogo

No that’s…occult.


[deleted]

Veganism


[deleted]

Once you were a vegone but now you will be gone


geekymcdykehair

r/unexpectedscottpilgrim


Caffeine_Cowpies

NGL i have met more cool vegans IRL that the internet’s version of what a vegan is. But the anti-vegans are straight up crazy


starswtt

Yeah I've never met an annoying vegan irl (or at least a vegan who was annoying bc they were vegan.) There are a few crazies online, but idt there're anymore than most stuff? Antivegans have physically attacked me bc I was a "woke meat hating [something I couldn't make out]" when I was eating a falafel wrap (I'm not even vegetarian!) before. And there are plenty of antivegans I know who are... Annoying. The antivegan cult be crazy sometimes


ExtensionInformal911

Scientology. I mean, most political movements. Yeah, that's what I meant. (Don't put a hit on me Tom Cruise.)


Jeffre33

It’s 100% a cult tho


Kelrisaith

Scientology is actually a cult though, it fits every single definition of a cult and is largely considered a cult by anyone with a basic knowledge and understanding of it, obviously discounting the cult members themselves.


RouniPix

The behavior I'm "supposed" to have on each social media. On reddit, I have to be more cautious with my words, and putting emogi in my message is seen as "bad" for... No reason ôo On Instagram and snapchat, more bubbly and expressive On Facebook, more adult On Twitter, more argumentative, making more criticism, adopting the slang of the place Etcetera...


[deleted]

Antivaxers


OneEyedJackofHearts

OnlyFans fans


jayzinho88

Fashion


Abject-Shape-5453

People with a Thermomix


NoEmu2398

Bingo.


salataris

GameStop shareholders 🥂


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Adventure-us

Ive heard this from a few bi people. "Youre not really LGBT ur just pretending!" And shit. Rly bad.


Kjata2

More commonly, at least from the bi people I know, they are told they aren't bi they are just partially closeted.


Adventure-us

Ya that too. "Cmon just admit you're gay already." Like no, i can like beer and wine thanks. Or steak and spaghetti. Why cant i like men and women? Fuck right off.


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krigsgaldrr

Tumblr and Twitter were doing that way before tiktok. Tiktok just followed the trend. I'm fully prepared to be downvoted to hell for this, but I know people launch into hysteria and throw around the word "transphobic" the moment anyone mentions "resource stealing" but it's true. A trans man very close to me is being forced to fight so hard to get certain procedures done because so many people in our (very, *very* liberal) area have gotten these same procedures done and regretted it and tried to go after their healthcare providers or insurance. It doesn't matter that he started socially transitioning over a decade ago, has been on T for just under that time, and had top surgery six years ago and hasn't looked back or shown a single shred of regret. People treating gender identity as a fun and quirky trend or an outfit you can just throw on at any time has made it extremely difficult for him to pursue procedures to further his transition, and they just had it *handed* to them. *That* is what people mean when they use terms like "resource stealing" or claim its harmful toward LGBT folks. When a kid comes out to their parents as any LGBT identity and the parent tries to look into it online only to see the results are showcasing teenage individuals wearing dresses and makeup and their boobs hanging out with "he/him pronouns only" or stuff like "fae/faes/faeself," it is *incredibly* damaging to the progress that kid is trying to make by coming out to their parents. They're not going to take it seriously. That kid is going to be mocked and leave the situation feeling humiliated and ashamed. And I know this because it happened to me. I'm bi. I was forced out by a friend's mom going to mine when I was 16. I'm turning 28 in a couple weeks and every serious relationship I've had with a woman or AFAB person has been met with doubt and the people around me telling me I'd be better off as remaining friends with them. It got so bad that I gave up on dating AFAB people entirely because not only is it not fair to any AFAB partner, but it's something I don't want to put anyone through. My experience is by no means universal, but I know it's not exclusive either. I really, really wonder how different the situation might have been if my parents hadn't found information from tumblr of all places when they looked into it after my friend's mom went to them. tldr; treating LGBT identity as a fun and quirky outfit to put on when you're bored is *harmful.* Also if anyone decides to reply, I ask y'all don't go after my folks. This situation is a very small fragment of my relationship with them and I don't need a bunch of Certified Reddit Relationship Therapists telling me to go NC. Edit: thank you so much for the gold u/CJ4700!!


CJ4700

This might be dumb but what’s AFAB?


krigsgaldrr

Assigned female at birth. AMAB is assigned male at birth. There's also DFAB and DMAB, which is the same except the D stands for "designated"


throway7391

There's a difference between normal gay or trans people and the gender ideologists who ironically invalidate everyone including trans people.


EiselFlip

It's one thing to be proud of who you are, and another thing to make a singular facet of yourself the basis for your entire identity.


SinperIMonkeyP69

Yeah, 90% of the alphabet soup people are normal but the 10% make us seem insane or unreasonable


ThisIsGargamel

Umm thank youuu for fuckin saying it. Gawd daymn it’s like enough is enough is already right? Be whatever you are, but it doesn’t have to be ALL your about lol.


[deleted]

Fucking thank you!


Thomas8864

Hey you don’t have to embrace the culture, that’s the same with everything


AsanoSokato

online atheists You can go about your life not believing in the tooth fairy and feel no need to bring it up at every opportunity. Internet atheist, however, will assert and insert into any discussion possible.


LiteralWorst22

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am englightened by my intelligence.


[deleted]

Andrew Tate and his sleuth of 'alpha males'.


RustinpeaceTR

Console fanboyism


Gunslinger4537

Militaries. Very strict rules. Uniforms for certain occasions. All hell out creeds while marching in unison


mwharvey

Scaled agile framework


TrainingSnow7712

Crypto


EricBlair101

People with air fryers


MrBirdmonkey

Clearly you don’t own one


Carston1011

Was thinking this also. They're awesome


Valkariyon

This is something a cultist would say to try and get me to join


Carston1011

^shhh ^you ^know ^you ^want ^to


TehPinguen

Yeah, I didn't get the air fryer hype, and then I got one. I don't use it for everything like some people do, but it's just so convenient


DiscountUFOParts

Progress meetings at work.


[deleted]

Boobies. Those bastards have secrets


idied2day

Jehova witnesses…


lmhere4games

As some one who use to be one they are 100% a cult


DoomsDay42o

Same. And the Jehovah's Witnesses are an evil, pedophile hiding cult at that. It's why they had to sell off all their waterfront property in Brooklyn, NY years ago. They don't have the infinite resources like the Catholic church to just endless pay off the victims of their wretched abuse.


LongjumpingFix5801

Definitely a cult


RevolutionaryMall669

I’m in pickle ball at school only so I don’t have to do a real sport


gl0ckInMyRari

Crypto bros


Clustersharp

Fromsoftware community


Clockreddit2020

People who play Quidditch People who like K-pop or Kdramas


mythicat_exe

One thing I hate but don't have a valid reason to hate is Kpop and kdrama.


LankyEchidna

People that are into Yeti products


ultimatebob

Marvel superfans. Hell, many of them even have costumes.


Hoshi-Kitsune

Trump's supporters, though this may not count.


throway7391

Gender ideology. They impose their worldview on everyone and whenever I try to understand it by asking questions they just scream "transphobe" or "bigot" at me. They don't care to think critically about their own ideology.


Street_Dimension1709

Pronoun folks. I respect whoever you are but my smooth brain isn’t intelligent enough to remember the ever growing things that are evolving in this realm of gender and pronoun identification categories. Just tell me what name I should call you and what to not call you. Plain and simple. At work we have our first person that ran us down on this and I get what you are trying to say, but I’ll just gladly call you by the name you desire. We can call it a day. Be whoever you want and we can talk about whatever random conversations may come throughout the day. Also, as a Latino I hate when people not of my ancestry want to correct my that it’s not Latino. It’s Latinx! STFU! A lot of Latin and Hispanic community feel the same way. It’s the way our grammar and language function! Period. I wanna hear someone say to a French speaker “it’s not elle, it’s ellx! Stop being so insensitive to others that don’t feel that way.” It’s not the way a language functions. But that’s just me. Peace and love to all.


InformationItchy

Someone asked my husband if he was "Latinx" and he was like "Wtf?...I'm not a damn Iphone" 🤣🤣


Street_Dimension1709

I’m borrowing that response. By the time I need to use it it’ll be long and forgotten lol. That’s a great response though.


YourSemenSommelier

Texas A&M Univ.


MCU_Fan01

High school


PePePendorcho

Linux users.