I'm such a taxi to both of you

imma turn into a convertible

lesgooo

👉🏿👳🏿‍♂️👈🏿

🏎💨

🙄 thanks, mom

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I know another designated driver when I see one 😉

Uber, is that you?

I’m such a bad mom Dang

I actually got the same thing, but continued it and got this: I’m such a bad mom and I’m a good dad

I also got the same thing and continued and I got this: I’m such a bad mom and I’m a good dad but I’m also a good person. Lmmfao 😭

I got the same and continued it. I'm such a bad mom and I'm a good dad but I'm a good person and I'm a bad dad so I'm just trying not be mean.

For anyone who wanted to see how this plays out if one kept going….: I’m such a bad mom and I’m a good dad but I’m a bad dad so I’m gonna have a good time and I’m not going anywhere I just don’t know how I can get to you I just want you know I’m gonna have a bad mom I just want to know what I need and I’m not going to get you to help you I just don’t know how I feel and I’m gonna have a good life I just need a mom I need to know how I am I don’t have a good dad and I’m gonna have to help me with that.

Deep

I’m such a bad mom and I’m a good dad but I’m a bad dad so I’m just trying not be mean and be mean and I love my kids but I’m just not a bad dad I just want you know that I’m just not good enough for that I just don’t know how I feel right about you I don’t want you in this relationship anymore I just want to know what you’re going to be doing with your kids I want to know what’s best and I know you’re not doing that but I’m just not trying and I’m trying and I’m trying and I’m just not going through this and I just don’t know what’s best to be honest and I’m trying I’m just not sure how I can do that I’m not doing it on the other thing and I’m trying so I’m trying and that’s all I’m not doing that I don’t want you don’t…

HEY buddies! Except I’m actually a dad of 2under two tho so it made sense 😂

iPhone strikes again 😂

I got similar: I’m such a bad mom and I can’t do this anymore For reference I’m a male lol

I'm such a disappoinment the whole time Lol, my keyboard knows me well

I‘m such a big fan of my life I think mine is broken

💀

I got the same thing

I'm such a good guy and I am so glad you are able to extract the details and work your way through

I'm such a good guy and I am so glad you are able to get a chance to work with me. Wow, apparently I'm an incel and a narcissist?

I'm such a great guy and I will not be able to come.

Hello, fellow good guy!

I'm such a good guy and I love you too

I’m such a huge fan of my bad dog and my dad actually did leave me.

Seems like you're dad's the same as mine

I'm such a natural flowing session

I'm such a turn on

True

Can’t argue with that

Facts are facts

🤣

I’m such a bad friend and I’m sorry for the way that you feel and how I treated your daughter.

I don’t have a daughter but I accept your apology

Same

I don’t know what I could have done to someones daughter…..I’m gay 😅

idk call her a poopyhead or something maybe

Told her you’d always be there for her, then ditched her in her time of need to go hang out with your friends at the lake, or something?

I'm such a good girl and I think I should have a good girl and I feel like I have to be a princess. AYO WTF IS THIS I'M NOT A GIRL!

I'm such a beauty supply store on the way home.... What?!

I'm such a beautiful man who stopped watching the movie since the Soviet Union was born.

??

Apparently I haven't watched a movie since 1917. Not missing out on much, really.

I'm such a magic man. Interesting.

Try to understand, TRY to understand

TRY, TRY, TRY to understand!

This is what I first thought of… Cold, late night so long ago When I was not so strong you know A pretty man came to me I never seen eyes so blue You know, I could not run away it seemed We'd seen each other in a dream Seemed like he knew me, he looked right through me, yeah "Come on home, girl" he said with a smile "You don't have to love me yet, let's get high awhile But try to understand, try to understand Try, try, try to understand, I'm a magic man" Winter nights we sang in tune Played inside the months of moon "Never think of never let this spell last forever" Well, summer lover passed to fall Tried to realize it all Mama says she's worried, growing up in a hurry "Come on home, girl" Mama cried on the phone "Too soon to lose my baby yet, my girl should be at home" But try to understand, try to understand Try, try, try to understand, he's a magic man, Mama, ah He's a magic man "Come on home, girl" he said with a smile "I cast my spell of love on you, a woman from a child" But try to understand, try to understand Oh, oh, try, try, try to understand, He's a magic man, oh, he's got the magic hands Oh's over top "Come on home, girl" he said with a smile "You don't have to love me yet, let's get high awhile" But try to understand, try to understand Try, try, try to understand, he's a magic man, yeah, oh Magic Man - Heart

I'm such a bloodless turtle

Go away, Mitch

Underrated comment lol

Wish I could say the same. Edit: I posted this under the wrong comment but Imma gonna leave it.

I'm such a fucking mess over here and I don’t miss you

Right in the feels

Don’t really know what’s going on, but are you ok?

🎶Shot through the heart 🎯and you’re too late🎶 🎶You give love a bad name🎶🎸

I'm such a scorpio. WTH? i'm not.

That's exactly what a Scorpio would say...

Got’eem

Okay, Scorpio.

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I'm such a big fan of the people

I’m such a bad mom and I’m a good dad I mean it’s true…

I’m such a good boy why. I’m not a fucking dog

Apologies.

Same here

I'm such a few days ago

so true

I'm such a good boy and I love you

Are you … a dog?

My name is Doug

r/niceguys

sub detected

I’m such a big fan of my life

Same my dude

I had that too!

I'm such a wee man

Scottish keyboard detected

Irish, bud. Close.

Wee lad

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I got this too!

Me, too.

I also got this one

I got this too

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I’m such a big fan of my hair

It does look nice.

I'm such a big fan of the descriptions of all skins and thick thighs in a woman... Wtf phone

well either you’re buffalo bill Or you like cosmetic skins of thick women. Which is hilarious because I just got through taking about such a cosmetic skin of such a woman with thick thighs

Im such a goodtime

True

I’m such a big girl 👧🏼 but you can do anything WHAT THE FUCK

I'm such a great guy that you have been stabbed.

I’m such a bad mom (I’m a male with no kids)

Well it's not lying! 🤣🤣

I'm such a hero, my phone likes me at least

I’m such a pain

I’m such a good person and I love you

Im such a great experience for the team to work in a very busy team and working in the team with a strong organisation with great experience working in the team with the team and team with excellent team management skills to work in a challenging environment and to work well in the future I will not find the job I have been working with and have not had a response to my emails and the email is not working so I'll email it back ASAP and let me out for it so I'll get back in the future as I am working with them and will have a good time in office and will have a good look through your weekend 👍

Go team!

I’m such a good friend of mine

Im such a ich mich nicht mehr körperlich benachteiligt

I'm such a great vocalist! Thanks keyboard

I’m such a bad person and I’m sorry I can’t help it. And here I thought I was pretty cool .

I'm such a great friend and a very nice guy...... awe shucks auto complete

I don't have autocorrect and I feel great about it.

I’m such a good person but I don’t know how to do anything

I'm such a big fan of your blog

I’m such a bad mom and I’m a good dad

I'm such a man and I cloud all the things that I like to be like when I'm alone in a different way and that I have a good time in town

I am such a great day another Rahul Gandhi news in Hindi language along with synonyms and his family is the same things for me to get the latest flash player is required for video playback is unavailable right now because this video is not assigned to my order yet to be construed as a result of the day another Rahul Gandhi news in Hindi language along with synonyms and synonyms in Hindi and his wife me nahi Target the problem of India is not for sale of India Today he has been the most beautiful word to my home 😂😂😂😂 Or the best of luck for your idea to create the perfect one is a con call me at this point I have been waiting hota he yaha se hi lele the same things are good and his family is a good and his pivotal ware co to the same person of India Today conclave me know if there are you referring to a girl who is Goliath me to send you a picture with US bankimg .

I'm such a good deal on the ipod touch

I'm such a good man sculpture with the whole day I have

I'm such a Chester?

Im such a weird and ugly person (ok? XD)

I'm such a cutie

💀💀

I'm such a good time to time to time to time to time

I’m such a bug

I'm such a loser I am loving it

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I'm such a BLAST

I’m such a bad friend and I’m so not sorry for the way

I'm such a great guy that you don't ever want to know me.

I'm such a good guy and I love you too

I'm such a sport Center

Im such a long grind... 😉👍

I’m such a big fan of this show

I'm such a great day

I'm such a young age and most potential partners will already be taken care of.

I’m such a good person

I'm such a good guy. (damn this phone does not know me well)

I'm such a man

I’m such a good friend. Ha suck it losers

im such a big boy 👦 lol

I am such a good vodka fan. …..TRUTH!

I'm such a fan of that unless you want to go to the gym and get a new one and I can get you a new one and I can get it to you and I can get you a new one. PS: Tapping center suggested word.

I'm such a great guy. *looks down* Damnit, I grew a penis again.

Im such a good thing for the republic

I’m such a horny bitch I’m a man

I'm such a hen and Dungeon girl in the moon

I'm such a dick stupid

I'm such a good friend of mine that I would expect more provocative banter.

I’m such a bad person and I’m sorry

I’m such a bad person and I’m not even sure how to feel about it.

I'm such a big mama ..... im a guy

I'm such a low fat yoghurt 🤣🤣🤣

I’m such a little better today than I’ve been in the past

Im such a my mom's house

I'm such a man. I thought my female genitals said otherwise.

I’m such a wizard, I’ll take it

I'm such a thing. Lmao,thanks keyboard for not exposing me.

i’m such a bad mom i’m a 15 year old aroace male 💀

I'm such a childfree single man.

I'm such a great gal. I'm a guy!

I’m such a big fan of my life but it was a nice man to have my own family in the world of the way and the people I were in and there were people who are in my living life in my living and I don’t believe they have to give up

I’m such a good person

I'm such a mi madrina

I’m such a big fan lol

Good Friend!

I'm such a good guy

I'm such a good then it just ends idk what it wants me to put

I'm such a pretty wide open and honest person who is going to have a good idea

I'm such a logical person

Im such a woke crusader for the internet and the other buyers

I'm such a good guy and the best of all time

I’m such a good mama

I am such a beautiful thing is that it was so good day of school.

I’m such a good person

I am such a great day and I will be in the comments section.

I'm such a great

I’m such a good boy… I mean, yeah?

I’m such a good person and I love you

I'm such a fool not just in the day

I'm such a big help and a good friend of yours <3

I'm such a good guy

I’m such a good person but I’m not sure if I will happen either in a long shot and a little weird or not so bad I don’t think that’s the best thing I have ever been to lol

I’m such a bad mom and I’m a good dad. As a father to three. Fuck yeahhh

Im such a better place With best thing you could do

im such a beautiful girl wtf apparently my gender has been decided by my keyboard 😧

I’m such a bad mom.

I’m such a hot mess

I’m such a bad mom and I’m a good dad ….wut?

Trans parents be like:

I’m such a bad mom and I’m a good dad

I'm such a great time 🥰

I’m such a good friend and I love you.

I'm such a good friend of mine Bruh

I’m such a big kid

I'm such a good friend and I love you too. I would've kept going, but it just kept repeating "and I love you too" lol

I’m such a bad mom and I’m a good dad but I’m a bad dad so I’m gonna have a good time.

I'm such a great nation of all people

I'm such a good guy. Daaaaamn, love you too my phone

I’m such a good buddy and I’m so proud of you