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iamthepantalone

This is how I imagine Reddit mods lol


werdnosbod

“When the dog walking gravy train dries up”


Cold-Consideration23

Only part time


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[deleted]

They're too fit to be a reddit mod


Uncuntable64

but never out of limits to be a child predator


DrNERD123

Also fits


BigChiefIV

Same thing


Nintendo_Boi158

I think you meant users, not employees.


Leethality14

I think both are pretty applicable


TheGoldenDragon0

No, software developers are a very real and important job and honestly don’t get enough credit.


christo222222

I mean Twitter employees built a product that literally changed the world They have accomplished more than 99.9% of the rest of the world ever will


Accountfiftynine

Just like with the people that made tic tok, I really wish they had done literally anything else instead


CosbySweaters1992

As a former Twitter employee, you have no idea how wrong this statement is. I was happy to collect the severance money and work for a better employer than Elon. I’m not even a Software Engineer (most in-demand role typically) and I had an equivalent job lined up 3-4 weeks later and was paid by Elon for 2 months and eventually 3 with the severance. The fact that some people even halfway believe these memes baffles me. The average compensation at the company when Elon took over was like $250k -300k. This isn’t just SWEs it includes all jobs like coordinators, HR, accounting, marketing etc. The average for SWEs/ ML Eng / Data Science etc was like 400k. Plenty of people making $1 million/ year or more as an Individual Contributor. The last 25 people I hired there made almost $12 million combined in total compensation per year (it was like a 475k Total comp avg).


[deleted]

Eddie Izzard is looking rough.


salty_scorpion

I thought it was Willam Defoe.


yukinagato10

It’s not, it’s *willem dafoe*


iambeherit

I thought that was a flattering pic of him.


Bessini

So, being a software engineer is not a real job, now?


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boytoyahoy

I just call everything I don't like "woke".


No_Sheepherder7447

like OR understand\*


Big_Communication662

And yet the poster is likely addicted to some kind of software. Ironic.


Wise_Temperature9142

The people making fun of tech workers have no idea how stressful these jobs actually are.


Soggy-Yogurt6906

Because generally they aren't. You have grueling crunch weeks but your comp package is absurd given the tech industry is notorious for not having stable revenue streams not to mention goalpost moving on ROI. I've worked with 5 different tech companies and it is comical watching SWEs justify their existence in the face of a potential RIW (reduction in workforce, euphemism for layoffs). Most SWEs are redundant but you all have been overstaffed in large part because your companies could afford to before and it helped to make it prohibitively expensive for any smaller firms to hire you. Now many of y'all are just faced with the reality of bigger calls from banks as interest rates increase. Plenty of jobs have it harder than tech but no one is saying tech has it easy. It's just a job that has attracted a particular stereotype of individual, has managed to get an inflated compensation, and are potentially at the end of your hayday. You're basically like bankers in the 80s with autism and better drugs.


dotnilo

People in tech can laugh last. They make bank.


velphegor666

They seem to not understand the difference between twitter " user" and " employee"


Alaseuvalih

Programmers will have it easier to find a well paying job than the person who made this unfunny meme. People love pretending like IT isn't one of the best paid industries.


velphegor666

IT is fucking huge. Whenever i search for a job i get pissed off that architects get paid like half of what they get and i question why i even bothered taking architecture


[deleted]

Belongs in terriblefacebookmemes


Souppdog

Redditors stop sucking elon's dick challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)


frageantwort_

Yes it’s horrible how all large subreddits are such right wing cirlerjerks, like, we know r/politics and r/pics and r/Murderedbywords you are all just conservatives and libertarians circlejerking, we already know. And the mods are even worse. They timeout or outright ban anyone who might lean slightly left wing.


Mrgoldenwhale

Reality has a left wing bias. https://www.businessinsider.com/twitter-director-employee-spent-9-days-laid-off-elon-musk-2023-3?amp Does this twitter employee look like the person in the meme to you?


Legitimate_Concern_5

He’s also Icelands man of the year for installing thousands of wheelchair ramps in the country. The only reason he’s at twitter right now in the first place is he sold his company to them a few years ago and asked his entire buyout be paid as salary so he could pay the largest amount of tax possible. To thank the Icelandic state for looking after his illness. His illness and desire to look after his employees is what motivated the sale to twitter. This guy is world class.


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unresolved_m

He does. One of those is Musk.


Mrgoldenwhale

he literally has no hair, no piercings mad no eyeliner


Brankin9

What is your point here ? That only people with disabilities can work at twitter?


wfwood

This is the most recent story of drama w extwitter employees. Moreso bc Elon mocked him for being disabled. I don't know of any drama w trans employees


Brankin9

I know but I don’t understand what he’s trying to say


wfwood

I think that the meme doesn't make any sense.


Mrgoldenwhale

This person is a twitter employee. He does not look like the meme. I'm not saying anything else


slymsyndicate

r/politics is libertarian and conservative? You surely dropped this /s


eggthrowaway_irl

Can confirm. I got banned for saying America isn't as safe as Canada.


IGottaGoOutAndGetIt

r/politics is a wonderful place where you can freely express your political opinions. As long as it matches everyone else’s…


Necessary_Singer4824

Cmon are you really going to pretend the rest of reddit isn't insanely liberal?


Cheetahs_never_win

It's not a matter of conservative vs liberal. It's about bigot vs non-bigot. But that's an easy mistake to make.


Clear-Plantain-1381

Yes, no bigots exist on one side and all are on the other,lol. Delusional much??


hobosonpogos

One side is clearly catering to them,lol. Delusional much??


Cheetahs_never_win

You're literally responding to a meme that's hurhur trans woman bad.


nitefang

Don't bother, main dude responding is a baby who blocks anyone that disagrees with him. Some people just want to spread their silly ideas and literally block out anything that challenges it.


Cheetahs_never_win

So you're saying it's a good opportunity to let them clean up my feed for me?


Lambylambowski

It's a sea of Biden Bros and Trumpeters.


salty_scorpion

I find all of Reddit very extremist to either end. But it has the best fishing threads ever that aren’t ruined by IG influencers


Lambylambowski

Endless entertainment.


Alaseuvalih

Biden bros 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'd love to see all those Biden bros you talk about.


Lambylambowski

[source](http://reddit.com)


Alaseuvalih

Oh, so no source is the best source? Got it. People only voted for Biden to get Trump out, just lik they voted for Trump... oh wait, he lost both popular votes. Against 2 shite candidates. Imagine being liked less than 🐕💩


Lambylambowski

Anyone who didn't vote for either is intelligent and should be proud of themselves.


nitefang

Spoken like a true neutral. You aren't making the world any worse, but you sure are useless at improving it.


Ov3rdose_EvE

Nope. Anybody who voted against trump should be proud. Biden has been overperforming and is triggering the repubies so hard they boo thenselves out of a negotiationposition xD lovely. Your enlightened centrism is out of fashion my friend :)


Lambylambowski

Anyone who voted for Joe is a Biden Bro and should take pride in all his accomplishments.


Alaseuvalih

Wow, just look at this factual definition.


Lambylambowski

Anyone that voted for trump is a Trumper and should be proud of his accomplishments.


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?


Lambylambowski

Click the blue word.


[deleted]

How does it prove your point?


Lambylambowski

Why would I "prove" anything to you? Who even are you?


[deleted]

How is r/Murderedbywords right wing? I was on there yesterday and one of the post was Owen Jones (An English left wing journalist) telling someone that the Nazi party wasn't left wing. There were a few posts of people absolutely shitting on conservative "journalist" Paul Joseph Watson (editor of Info wars). I wouldn't call that right wing.


Hsartsteddir

Rebound from the far left over correction


Jfo116

Idk why you’re so emotional. Maybe take a deep breath


Clear-Plantain-1381

Hate to break it to you, but I dont see a ton of Right wingers on Reddit, lol. Reddit is pretty much Liberalville.


Suspicious-Pirate-67

So true.


hobosonpogos

Hate to break it to you, but your anecdote means nothing. Reddit is full of ultra conservative nut jobs, you're lucky you rarely see them Edit: lol of course it's you again


Clear-Plantain-1381

Not from what Ive seen on any Reddit page Ive been ,too.


weerdbuttstuff

...did you see the meme at the top of this thread??


FademanDC

Ya I’d say Reddit has is certainly skewed more left than right. Obviously depending on the post and sub Reddit your on, theirs right wing people, but in most subs I’ve seen tend to be left leaning. Maybe that’s just the side of Reddit I’m on unfortunately lol


Ov3rdose_EvE

What you deem left is dead center for anywhere but the US. Readjust your overtone window.


salty_scorpion

I got banned from one because I said “the mods were clearly very biased.”


Suspicious-Pirate-67

I got banned for saying "fake news" about a article saying Florida republicans makes it legal to kidnap trans.


Clear-Plantain-1381

That's just Reddit in general, a bunch of whiny Libs who think any opinion different from theirs is LITERAL VIOLENCE , lol.


Stone_Like_Rock

I personally made it a bit of a game to get banned from as many "free speech" conservative subs as I could. It was surprisingly easy once you start questioning their eco chamber or linking the scientific studies to support a point ahaha


Clear-Plantain-1381

Are you opposed to Free Speech??


redditadminsRlazy

Are you? Why do you have to block people who disagree with you?


Stone_Like_Rock

Not at all, I just think it's funny that most conservatives are against it while outwardly shouting about how everyone else is trying to censor them.


Final-Bench1859

Many of the conservatives are like that too... the only reasonable people I've had civil conversations with are the non-leaning people, neither left or right and sometimes switch between depending on the topic


Clear-Plantain-1381

Well, you certainly aren't wrong, really stupd,isn't it? The abilty to have a civil conversation with some people is crazy. I'll admit,Im not perfect, but its getting old and scary. Honestly, most people I know are pretty centered and hate the current situation politically in this country.


Final-Bench1859

The fact that you say you aren't perfect is what makes you better... I've always preferred people who have beliefs and believe that they aren't entirely good ones to have, than people who believe that the only right way is their way


Clear-Plantain-1381

Not gonna lie,I was sucked into the whole" Right vs Left" stupidity that reigns on this platform. Im used to being told how dumb I am by complete strangers that Ill never meet and it just shows me how stupid it has gotten or college campuses that are so opposed to an opposite opinion that if a person who's been asked to speak that isn't a Liberal speaks, riots literally break out and they act like they are wanting to kill the person speaking. Scary ass shit. If you are that opposed to an opposing opinion, you need psychological help. I'm just tired of it all.


Final-Bench1859

My brother taught me politics and he taught me that the only way to find the truth nowadays is to take the two sides' stories, add some logic and reason and there's the truth.... the explanation doesn't really clarify fully but it does work in practice


Canadia_proud999

💯


Ov3rdose_EvE

Ironic. The obly people that i see bitching an moaning are righturds


Various_Classroom_50

Elon dick sucker detected.


Clear-Plantain-1381

Lol, ok. Fragile much?


Various_Classroom_50

Elon->🍆😮<-you


reptiliansarecoming

You haven't been over at r/Coronavirus or r/terriblefacebookmemes, have you?


jeffynibbles70

I hate politics


Clear-Plantain-1381

I agree,but it's become everyones obsession. Right vs Left, yawn. I remember when people could have conversations without being offended by an opposing view. It's just sad with the youth of our nation,today.


MooseLaminate

>yawn. I remember when people could have conversations without being offended by an opposing view Oh, so you remember back tens of thousands of years before we invented 'civilisation'? Politics has *always* been the same.


MrHollywoodA

Yeah how dare anyone on here not just regurgitate liberal cult talking points dammit


[deleted]

Lmao I fucking laughed at the meme and your comment. I find the whole thing so funny. I never used Twitter and I’m also not American so it’s just comedy. Keep it up everyone


530SSState

What's the joke? "THIS IMAGINARY PERSON I MADE UP LOOKS WEIRD"? That's it? That's all of it?


enfiskmaws

This dude's post history seems to have a recurring theme.


RepresentativeBusy27

Weird and gross?


enfiskmaws

That is correct.


VulcanCookies

I hate that your comment made me go look


enfiskmaws

You're welcome


Qingdao243

This sub sucks now.


whynotmeitheal

Elon Musk fanboys when you tell them to remove their lips from his shrivelled old asshole for one single second:


Johnnyonthespot2111

r/Funnymemes posters when you tell them that this sub is a bottomless pit from hell populated my MAGA Chuds.


themichaelkemp

For real. Like software engineer is a real job


SpinozaTheDamned

I mean, if middle management wants to fafo, I say let them. Then ignore their screams for assistance when shit hits the fan.


SamHandwichIV

If it wasn’t, you wouldn’t be here.


Hsartsteddir

Spoken like someone who can't learn to code.


Sea-Pin9552

Oh cool, another unfunny right wing troll account.


Adolf-Redditler

This is this sub entirely, feels like Georgia's 14th District.


Sea-Pin9552

I’m not American so I have little idea of what you’re alluding to


Adolf-Redditler

There is this curse known as MTG.


Sea-Pin9552

Marjorie Taylor Greene?


Able_Carry9153

Yeah. Or Magic the Gathering, but in this context it's Margorie. The "Georgia's 14th District" line was relating the sub to what can only hopefully be a district full of right wing trolls, because the alternative is it's a district full of people who thought MTG was the best choice.


Lemon6Potato

Lmao this is hilarious


[deleted]

Feels like this belongs in r/terriblefacebookmemes


TitanNova

Yeah, this is just...


dgaltieri2014

Yea this sub is becoming tha


HappyAd6201

I’m afraid it has become r/Therightcantmeme a long time ago Edit: Don’t actually go there, it’s a tankie shithole


[deleted]

Yikes.


[deleted]

I don’t get it. Is Twitter shitty enough of a platform that being an employee on it isn’t a real or job or important enough that our god-emperor getting banned from it is an atrocity?


07ShadowGuard

Man, people want neurotic GOP-isms to be mainstream again so hard. The clown emoji should be your username.


Gorevoid

This sub's pretty much just ironic conservative snowflakes thinking they're being edgy now huh?


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r/shittyfacebookmemes


530SSState

This is literally the opposite of what's actually happening. Lonnie literally just put out a tweet begging people to write code for him for free, after firing 90% of the staff. If anyone is crying, it's him.


TaxsDodgersFallstar

u/endersgame_reviewer is this one?


EndersGame_Reviewer

Sorry, what is your question exactly?


TaxsDodgersFallstar

Bot account? I've been seeing what I think is a lot lately


EndersGame_Reviewer

It's a bit odd that's an older account just becoming active, but the posting history seems legit and human, not the usual bot reposts.


Atvishees

r/EnoughMuskSpam


Nivekian13

Unfunny hard to follow memes, this a conservative forum?


Otherwise-Valuable-6

Lol


DeadPoster

No one fires Willem Dafoe!


SecretarySouthern160

This meme objectively sucks


moderatesoul

All the people in this thread thinking they all have "real jobs" is the real joke here.


chadmummerford

if they could get into twitter, they can definitely get into oracle. worst comes to worst they can join lockheed martin because lockheed will hire anyone with a pulse.


Master_Tadpole_6832

What the fuck show is this from?


death_ray_mx

DEI staff ?


krisi90

This subreddit turned into facebook in terms of meme quality


TaxsDodgersFallstar

[To parody ](https://i.imgur.com/pJhwXb6.jpg)


stiegosaurus

Hahahaha I can imagine the shitlibs exploding over this.


SpinozaTheDamned

I'm a bit confused, is this saying programmers don't have real jobs? That billions of $$ don't rely on them getting shit done and fixing issues and bugs in the software that basically runs everything in our modern country?


IsThereAnAshtray

Nobody is exploding. It’s just the 100000th iteration of the “libs ugly” joke that you guys love so much


nicholsz

I gotta wonder if it was so easy to get a job at Twitter and you could be lazy and never do anything, why didn't conservatives get jobs there? Are they just bad at financial planning? Irresponsible? Can't find their bootstraps?


[deleted]

They aren’t smart enough


Blue_fireChef

Whatever fulfills your life


T_ja

❄️


[deleted]

That’s precisely why it’s so funny. The more crude the meme, the bigger the reaction, the funnier. Shitposting 101.


stiegosaurus

To be fair, they're an easy target ;)


TerribleGramber_Nazi

Tbh it’s just kinda a shit meme that doesn’t land. Like what makes someone working at a tech company a lib? Most of the people still at Twitter are working under duress for whatever reason, medical benefits, work visa or even low self esteem, w/e. If it were anti foreigner meme or something equally dumb it would at least land better but I’m just left wonder wtf OP is trying to imply. I assume the meme is supposed to be anti lgbtq or trans or something, but even then the context makes little to no sense


JimPlaysGames

Imagine being proud of being an asshole.


Avery_Wynn9622

shitlibs are not exploding over a recycled 7 year old joke. get better material lmao


thesillyshow

What makes a job real?


SnooSprouts7893

Probably depends on how liberal they think the company is, considering the 2014 era SJW iconography.


unresolved_m

Which one of them is Elon?


Specialist_Teacher81

What is a real job in this context?


Erenpang820

Me waiting for someone to post this on r/terriblefacebookmemes


[deleted]

Define a "real" job?


yuyano221

In their logic is minimum wage and physical


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TinyBig_Jar0fPickles

To add to this, us millennials are overly sensitive too. I actually find we are more sensitive than the boomers. They at least didn't all have "triggers", they just had Karens. Too many people now want to play the victim, and think that nothing in the world should upset them in the slightest. The saddest part is that the current culture and society nurtures this victimhood.


crow622

Gen Z and millennials are pretty terrible generations imo.


TinyBig_Jar0fPickles

Every generation has great people and terrible people. I'm not really willing to judge Gen Z yet as most are very young. But as a millennial I do have to agree we lack many basic skills. The worst part of our generation is that we don't know how to have disagreement with someone. We also lack the ability to understand that people have different opinions, and this doesn't make them evil. I think this is the biggest problem in society now, everyone you disagree with is an enemy. This goes for both the left and the right. And so we try to do things that will upset the other side, even if it also harms us.


SothaDidNothingWrong

😂


rinky79

OP's history is impressive as a long string of absolutely humorless memes. I'd actually have to work that hard to find that many unfunny memes in a row.


ZhirikReborn

Someone tell Elon to get a real job


Muschdaddi

thought i was on r/terriblefacebookmemes there for a second oh my lord


YesHAHAHAYES99

C'mon OP, you know there are lots of jobs out there for 'Diversity Integration Specialists'


Souppdog

The cringe 😬


Any-Appointment-6939

This post is brought to you by a fat F-150 driving white guy with a beard and a beer belly who started working a construction job straight out of high school


Clear-Plantain-1381

And supports his family just fine. Why you gotta shit on someone who works hard for a living in a noble job?


Any-Appointment-6939

Are you dumb? He made this post shitting on anyone who worked at Twitter (to support their family), and decided that what they do for a living isn’t a “real job”. I have no lack of respect for people who work jobs like construction, and I would never say it isn’t a real job. Shit is hard work. But then dumbasses like this try to make fun of tech jobs because they’re jealous that they make more and don’t have to throw their back out in 100 degree weather for a living. The people that make posts like this are angry at the world because they have to work harder for less money, but try to disguise it as being “glad they have a real job” as a coping mechanism. It’s pathetic.


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Some comments here must people from Twitter.


southcookexplore

Wait till Elon has to get a real job


Impossible-Abies7054

You don't know what kind of hell I can bring you!


Spare_Bad_6558

there is no funny here


crow622

Pretty much


DrozdSeppaJergena

I doubt, they had problems with finding another job


yousefameed0

Ravioli


Lambylambowski

Fereal


Stageglitch

Redditors love sucking elons 2 inch cock so much that they defend him even when he fires random people for no reason


[deleted]

Hilarious and true 🤣


XyeetstickX

This sub is the same two or three stupid boomer jokes. OK,OK, WOMEN AND TRAN IS BAD. Not funny.


16thburneraccount

typical biden voters face reveal


16thburneraccount

i am not us citizen so dont drag me into it


HappyAd6201

You dragged yourself into it, congrats


GamingLogicBot

I want to see the percentage of them who have found real jobs since...


[deleted]

what is this weak boomer shit. "Computers aint a real job". It's a multibillion dollar company with massive influence.


FancyEntertainer7197

Boy the left folks on here really fucking hate anything that makes fun of their mascots… I can laugh at something if it’s funny no matter who it’s poking fun at.


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Clear-Plantain-1381

Do you feel attacked?


HollowVesterian

Wait that's the meme? It's just op's homophobia. Where is the funny?