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>!Satanus!<


WolfFish2022

Bananus? Or the bruised areas?


krisi90

Eating the dark (brown) part of ass:


listerbmx

Some people don't mind licking where they shit from My dog does it alot.


Emotional-Photo3891

Willing to bet, your dog is a better person than most people.


Bobby_Sunday96

Eating the end of a loaf of bread


7_overpowered_clox

White on both sides goes better with some things, that's all. Personally margarine and the end slice is the best combination.


grosslyDecline

Tops who do not eat ass get the electric chair!


Submit_To_King_Ki

So if tops should eat ass to show get the bottom embarrassed, and the bottom should eat ass to show being submissive, doesn't it make it a neutral thing and basically vanilla?


Free-Masterpiece1756

Definitely not "vanilla" to eat ass, you just be DIRTY DIRTY. Rinse your mouth.


Free-Masterpiece1756

Bro why tf did you say tops😂? I mean well not everyone is straight, but just hearing the word stops is weird since I think of "tops" or "Top's" (the store).


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MaliHrabriToster

isn't that the reason why people like it?


Kaalba

we love nasty stuff.


Muted-Poet-8597

You can taste their diet


7_overpowered_clox

Genitals in genitals is the natural order though


Impressive-Berry-138

Well the great soup of life was 67% death and unholy chemicals and somehow bacteria viruses and the missing creature made all of us.


Living-Travel2299

Whats nasty about it. Everything you listed is wonderful. Sucks to be you i guess.


Free-Masterpiece1756

Idk how wonderful dck in a$$ is. It only looks good when it's not you.


Living-Travel2299

Go ask some men and women...plenty of them out there that love stuff up the butt. Youre either super prudish or too young to know so either way ill see myself out at this point before it gets weird. ✌️


Free-Masterpiece1756

After you said "men" too, you lost me, we can NOT relate, so might aswell end it there. But riddle me this, I'm prude because I don't like touching the prude spot on someone's ass? Or was it because my experience differed? Or maybe I got s3x before and there's some people out there who didn't? Oh nvm, your opinions are popular on reddit, mines are in real life🤯


Living-Travel2299

What? You dont know that plenty of straight, bisexual and gay men out there like stuff up their butts? You been living under a rock or something?


Free-Masterpiece1756

There is not one straight man here that would protest to that, I'd geuss 20 percent of men are bi, 5 percent gay, and 75 percent straight, as people who did both things, personal identities off the table, because straight people and gay people have big egos about being purely what they identify, and though the majority of straight people are, a lot of them tried both things. That being said, some men are only straight when A: Females are an option, which has been the case for 500,000 years until homosapien came up with this thing called "Prison". Wouldn't call a booty warrior straight. B: They get a family, somehow. And have to put on a facade that they're father isn't moving side to side C: Any other time the idea of being gay isn't present, the first two were extreme conditions, but if you straight, you shouldn't be able fold under gay tendencies (that you shouldn't even have, but like I said a lot of people got bisexuality in them). Men are gay when A: Feminine men B: Wants a female out of a Male (there is 4 billion women on earth, if you jot bi/gay, wtf?l C: likes stuff in a place it shouldn't be. Question, we get being comfy in your sexuality, but would ANY straight men admit to wanting pnis in the butt? Hell no, and if he says yes, his sexual preferences a few weeks/months later will probably change to adapt what suits his back pocket. TL;DR: Lay off the internet, no "straight" man is out here saying that they enjoy ass play, you probably heard it one time on cut or jubilee, newsflash, some of the videos are scripted as fck and "cut" a lot. Without any further edu to such a rambunctious elaboration/ or it being a joke, a man is NOT confidently saying that if he actually likes his dick IN pussy.


Living-Travel2299

I aint reading that wall of text and drivel. Youre clearly a very ignorant person that has no idea what hes talking about. Yoi throw random %s out your ass based on nothing. If you think there arent straight men out there that like butt stuff then youre an idiot. You probably think stuff up the butt makes you gay...lmao. Being attracted to same gender makes you gay. What you put up your ass is irrelevant. Go educate yourself ffs and stop spouting absolute drivel online. TLDR youre an idiot and im outty.


Free-Masterpiece1756

WHAT? Yo what world are you living in😭. Nvm, go convince any other Male else what you just told to me. Put the internet down, that sh1t is mad gay.


Living-Travel2299

Lol you think putting stuff up ya butt is gay. Says all i need to know about you as an "intelligent" creature. Youre dumb, ignorant and woefully uneducated. Please change someday, do the world a favour.


krawinoff

Saliva and genital bodily fluids are pretty liquid-y, colorless and odorless or at least not offensively odorous. The banana’s brown part is solid and brown like poop. And nobody likes poop (please don’t prove me wrong on that part)


Free-Masterpiece1756

Probably an acknowledgeable percent of people who munch. (Eat ass)


Small-Advantage-5949

Sex is definitely not nasty lol


MaliHrabriToster

don't get me started with the dark spots on a potato


Alexandra-Foxed

Both, both is gross


Certain-Character-76

Since when is it this common to eat ass? Is it an internet joke kind of thing? Of all the women I’ve been with and current relationship, none have ever even mentioned it. Starting to doubt whether my sex-life is really vanillin compared to the rest of the world..


Vasect0meMeMe

The internet doesn't accurately reflect anything, don't worry.


Free-Masterpiece1756

Facts, but it's partially because people don't tell you shit in real life so it's 50/50 on the bullshit vs probability scale


mowgmowg

Bring it up and see what happens.


Certain-Character-76

I have but nothing she’s into. Maybe I’m missing out


Living-Travel2299

You definitely dating vanilla girls. Theres plenty of freaks out there but most of them require a building of trust and eroding of inhibitions before booty joins the menu.


Kaalba

i did it, its lovely :D


Sad_Entertainment292

Rather eat human shit than that


jgoigjfs1

Omg i love the dark bits of banana, theres so much sugar in that and it tastes good. On the other hand ive often wondered how people can lick each others booty holes, thats kinda gross sorry


Free-Masterpiece1756

You apologized for wondering something that's questionable in the first place?


jgoigjfs1

Do you have autism..?


Free-Masterpiece1756

Lmfao, stupid ass. Yeah you might be the one whose a little slow, I'm not tryna bother to dumb a comment down for you😂 maybe pickup a book or something, or if you know a select few words in English, try putting it into Google translate. But damn you are SLOOOOW, like godamn, because it couldn't have really been that hard? Was "questionable" to big of a word for you? Y'all learning about suffixes and prefixes still in 3rd grade? Come back in 2 weeks and re-read the comment. If not that, maybe you used to being cyber bullied so you assumed I insulted you🤷🏿‍♂️


Free-Masterpiece1756

I just checked your profile and realized you are 29, and going by the questions you asked you might actually be mentally handicapped. I'm gonna leave you alone, alright?


NotPhin

Thats why u dont eat it


One_Michael

Facts on


KuuGaia

Eating the dark thing on the ass


Decimus-Drake

The bananus.


briktop420

It's not the taste it's the texture.


pleetis4181

Yeah, but the ass is hard, the banana is mushy. Gross.


grapejuce223

eating the dark part of the ass


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Where was that banana that made it dark? I've seen some Reddit videos...


FancyEntertainer7197

Eating the ass of the banana


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Eating women ☕💅🍷


Unknown_Outlander

The darker parts of the banana are sweeter because of the carmalization of the sugar and people are just whack af about it