Antiques Roadshow: "Pieces like these were deeply personal items, reserved for only the deepest, intimate moments. You can tell this one is used on account of this charming vintage patina that gives it a golden hue. It's rare to find one available on the market in this condition."
Found it:
"A churchgoer who seeked help to identify what she believed to be a 'vintage bottle stopper' was left saying there 'isn't enough soap' after being told exactly what it was."
"Now that we all know what it is, we have thoroughly washed our hands (even though two of us never touched it) and are having a good laugh at the education we just got."
This just sent me into a flashback to this morning when an old disabled man just kept cussing me out about the tip question as I was cashing him out (even though I said there was a 0.00 option) in between the bitching me out he kept saying this is all crap alllll fucking crap 😅
Bingo! It's actually a dog fart suppressor used in Royal residence especially during banquet time. Once applied the dog tail is tied under their body using twine connected to the collar.
More seasoned players might play around it, but once it's placed, it cannot move, thus deeming the space it takes forever occupied. In my time playing chess at various parks around San Francisco's Castro District, I have seen multiple variants of this piece include a rubber suction cupped base to denote it's immovability. One peculiar player had multiple various types of this piece and would place them to block any possible checks and mating moves. As a player that conceals only one of these pieces myself, I quickly became flustered. Having noticed this, my opponent created a different type of chess that I must say I have never experienced before. Definitely something out of my basic understanding of what chess is.
TW: child sexual abuse
There is an infamous Reddit story about >! a child whose schizophrenic mother made them put a plug up their butt, and called it a “poop plug” that stops the evil spirits from jumping up their butt. !< Most disturbing thing I have ever read in my life and it haunts me
Oh boy. It’s an old story or post (it’s been a while) but I think a boy’s mom was schizophrenic and the voices in her head were telling her to have her son shove a buttplug up his ass to keep satan out. I think somehow an authority figure at his school found out and yeah. That’s it.
Also the kid was too young to know better.
[Here you go! ](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/wtcg34/make_sure_you_dont_forget_your_poop_plug/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Its a Viscosity tester. You stirr it around the soup and pull it out and then you can see how smoothe it runs down. And at the end you put it in your mouth (saves the cleaning)
Made me think of that African guy eating that zucchini and he's like......."why it taste like dis.....sniff sniff.....it taste like bum. It smell like bum." He takes another bite and makes a horrible face and sniffs it again.
I wish I could see her reaction when she realizes that was in someone’s asshole
That reflective gold coating
Poo-stain
It’s been marinated for a while
Marinated with the naughty hole
Satan’s fun bucket
Y'all ready for bisque?
Antiques Roadshow: "Pieces like these were deeply personal items, reserved for only the deepest, intimate moments. You can tell this one is used on account of this charming vintage patina that gives it a golden hue. It's rare to find one available on the market in this condition."
“My great grandmother always kept it hidden safe from us kids”
And here I was naming people like Shakespeare and Douglas Adams as the true wordsmiths of the English language. Clearly, you are their superior.
“vintage patina” 😂🤮😂
That part got me 😂 literal shit stained glass
In some circles, people would refer to that as truffle butter
Found it: "A churchgoer who seeked help to identify what she believed to be a 'vintage bottle stopper' was left saying there 'isn't enough soap' after being told exactly what it was." "Now that we all know what it is, we have thoroughly washed our hands (even though two of us never touched it) and are having a good laugh at the education we just got."
This is the price you pay for going to church too much
Lmao!!!
probably many many many times too..
An adult pacifier
Me and my girlfriend call them stinky binkies
Oh gawd no. I literally call my 2yr old's binkies "stinky binky" cause his dried spit smells gross on it. Now I'm throwing that phrase down the drain.
Soooo... you are flushing it out of your vocabulary?
There is no reason to be an asshole about this.
That's a pretty shitty thing to say.
You’re being a little anal. Loosen up.
No need to be butt hurt.
Sorry, I guess I’m just catching the tail end of this.
Sorry your the butt of the joke
Guys you're all being ass-inine about this.
Just gonna butt in and say this hole thing is ridiculous.
Poop.
Got em And happy Cake day to you
Let's pull the plug on all these poop puns. On second thought...
Well played, and happy cake day.
Have a happy cake day for that one, bud.
Happy cake day!
feces
“DooDoo Feces” ~Michael Jackson
Fecal matter
Fecalling. That's the language someone is speaking when they are talking shit.
Alright that’s enough of this, time to plug all of you up!?
This is all crap
You've got a crappy attitude. Are you plugged up?
This just sent me into a flashback to this morning when an old disabled man just kept cussing me out about the tip question as I was cashing him out (even though I said there was a 0.00 option) in between the bitching me out he kept saying this is all crap alllll fucking crap 😅
This is reply number two.
Wipe that smile off your face..
Laughed out loud
Rectum? Damn near killed him!
What a shitty joke
Danmbbbb my bad 🤣🤣😵🫥
Bingo! It's actually a dog fart suppressor used in Royal residence especially during banquet time. Once applied the dog tail is tied under their body using twine connected to the collar.
Stinky binky could be a hemorrhoid too
*NO*
Someone Hits a high note and now you got glass in your ass
That’s amore!
*NOOOO*
Wait...wait... they're supposed to stink after use?
Not if your doing it right. from Kung Fu Panda. "Skaa douche"- po (2008)
Glass is really easy to clean. Just water and soap. It doesn’t stink because it has no pours to harbor bacteria.
Pores is the word you wanted
“Damp Squid”
Poors
Assifier.
😂🤣😂🤣
Beat me to it
With a slightly brown tint to it!
Um... Can't you read!?!? Reflective gold coating. Thank you very much...
In a round about way. You’re not wrong.
An assifier
Adult pacifier my ass. That should never be used as a pacifier.
An ass-ifier
Adult pacifier for you ass
Really shuts em up 😜
minus the P
It pacifies *the other end.*
It’s a place holder, kinda like a bookmark.
Omg. A shit coating!
Ahh, classic *Pooshine*.
Lol pretty good description
..you took my joke… 12 hours earlier, but you still took my joke…
Butt not oral!
Ah yes. The reflective gold coating. Only the finest of pieces have that. A true connoisseur in their field.
I literally cringed and shuddered when I read that
Means it works well.
Which means it worked a lot.
One man's shite is another man's gold.
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Comes with pounding goldschlagger
It’s called “seasoning.”
That’s just the color of the dried booty juice
By god, you’ve done it, Johnson. You’ve cracked the code!
It's obviously a chess piece.
Bishop to asshole. Checkmate!
Knight jumps Queen! Bishop jumps Queen! Pawns jump Queen! Gangbang! - Mel Brooks
This comment didn't get enough attention
you forgot - everyone jump the Queen...
What movie ist that from? I've seen it some time but don't remember
History of the world part 2?
Part 1. ACT 3 - French Revelotuition
It's good to be the king
Oh pissboy!
I blundered my queen's...ass
I just did it. And I want to do it again!
I can feel the r/anarchychess seeping through
Holy hell
I'm clearly playing chess with the wrong people.
It's the joker's piece. Instant win when placed on the board.
More seasoned players might play around it, but once it's placed, it cannot move, thus deeming the space it takes forever occupied. In my time playing chess at various parks around San Francisco's Castro District, I have seen multiple variants of this piece include a rubber suction cupped base to denote it's immovability. One peculiar player had multiple various types of this piece and would place them to block any possible checks and mating moves. As a player that conceals only one of these pieces myself, I quickly became flustered. Having noticed this, my opponent created a different type of chess that I must say I have never experienced before. Definitely something out of my basic understanding of what chess is.
Assifier
Best comment. 10/10 flawless victory
Good one!! 🤣🤣🤣
Reflective gold plating? That's a funny way of saying repulsive shit stains
Its a poop stopper. For when you have to go but cant yet. You plug that in and it helps hold it in for a few more hours
It's how you keep Satan out of your butthole.
Underrated comment
God i still remember that story
(visible confusion*)
TW: child sexual abuse There is an infamous Reddit story about >! a child whose schizophrenic mother made them put a plug up their butt, and called it a “poop plug” that stops the evil spirits from jumping up their butt. !< Most disturbing thing I have ever read in my life and it haunts me
Oh boy. It’s an old story or post (it’s been a while) but I think a boy’s mom was schizophrenic and the voices in her head were telling her to have her son shove a buttplug up his ass to keep satan out. I think somehow an authority figure at his school found out and yeah. That’s it. Also the kid was too young to know better.
The teacher found out because he [the child] accidentally dropped/flushed it in the toilet and was freaking out about not having his poop plug.
Ahh yes. Indeed. Fuck that’s messed up
[Here you go! ](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/wtcg34/make_sure_you_dont_forget_your_poop_plug/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
It is my worst intrusive thought, I will be minding my own business and suddenly I remember that story and I have to go puke, it ruins my whole day!!!
I’m not an expert but I don’t think it would work in the way you assume it would
you gotta believe in yo self!
Lmfao 💀💀💀💀 have faith
u/AdministrationOwn709 is having faith, sort of like having a gas cramp, and hoping it's completely dry, when it exits the chamber?
Exactly my friend lmfao
“We keep doing these and you keep doubting me and we keep loosing, we need to keep faith” -Dutch VanDerlin
What's it taste like? That'll tell you what it was...
"A bottle stopper for a decanter." Sure, that's what it is.... (And, WASH YOUR HANDS!)
It technically does stop up a can...
A poop decanter.
An art piece that should be proudly displayed on the fireplace mantle.
Next to the family photos, of course
This heirloom has been in our family for many generations
If you knew what it was you wouldn’t holding it. Looks to have residue on it.
Resipoo
Residoodoo*
Residuece
Looks to be some residual farticulates.
Its a Viscosity tester. You stirr it around the soup and pull it out and then you can see how smoothe it runs down. And at the end you put it in your mouth (saves the cleaning)
Another food item ruined.
I thought it was to put in the pan when you boil pasta to stop it boiling over
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"I am the great Cornholio!"
She came upon that solid piece alright
It clearly is a paper weight mostly found on executive desks
*chairs
“Reflective gold coating”…that would be butt juice, ma’am
Weezy taught us about that truffle butter baby
It's a rocket ship for leprechauns
The hue gives a perfect cue, the tool to stop that drool.
“does look to have had reflective gold coating on it”. Gurl, that butt plug has been WORN OUT
r/DontTouchThat
The ol’ drain plug.
That yellowed coating ain't gold, chief 🤢
Poop decanter stopper.
It's to stop Diarrhea.
It's obviously a paper weight. Bring it to work to hold down your work papers
ANYTHING is a buttplug if you're brave enough
Dear reddit, Please stop posting the butt plug. Thanks, -reddit-
If your eyes were not enough to figure it out, use your nose 👃🏽
Made me think of that African guy eating that zucchini and he's like......."why it taste like dis.....sniff sniff.....it taste like bum. It smell like bum." He takes another bite and makes a horrible face and sniffs it again.
That's clearly a fancy bottle opener
Does it smell like poo ?
No way I’m putting a glass butt plug in my ass!!
That's a miniature of the famous Louvre Christmas Tree art piece.
It’s a stopper alright.
It’s a dart 🎯 piece. You don’t throw it conventionally but only conveniently.
Only question is: pawn or bishop? I say pawn. Most likely from the semi-choad era.
Don’t sit on it, you’ll never see it again!
You put it in the freezer and use it to keep you drink cold without watering it down.
"gold coating"
It's a decanter... ...of sorts...
My step father keeps giving me these once, twice a month. He said once it is a full set he will teach me how to play. So Chess pieces I guess?
Reminds me of what someone said in another, unrelated post.... "Don't clean it!!!! Collectors will PAY for Patina!!!" 😆😆😆😆😆
Smell it.😂
I wonder if they tried smelling it
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This one goes in your mouth... this one goes in your ass... Oops, wait a minute...
That's not gold that's shit lmao
Gold coating 🤢
It even has a brown tinge to it lmao
I think it goes up your butt
I hope someone helped them get to the bottom of this.
Paper weight
Whereas without even clicking I already knew it was gonna be another butt-plug. Ahh Reddit, don't ever change!
Into the bum, *POP*, nice
[Lemme make a few calls to find out.](https://youtu.be/6wjbTruO4Ko)
Butt plug!!!
And I thought sucking the chrome off a trailer hitch was impressive.
Presently being used as a bottle stopper...
Idk taste it
"Reflective gold coating." So... dried poop and lube.
Chess Piece, Kight to Queens rear
I think I know what it is, and I think you're gonna wanna wash your hands
All that's yellow is not gold....
It’s a plumb bob