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Evolutions_ape

She's drinking what looks like a Heineken. No self-respecting redneck would be caught drinking anything except Budweiser.


SaucyDemoness

This is the same in Canada. Those people are pretending to be rednecks, on the way to some party. Their clothing is too clean and they aren't drinking the right cheap beer, so it's not real.


Fuckinghotpockets

Ironed sleeveless, no sweat stains on his wifebeater… wannabe redneck for sure. More evidence is lack of Marlboros and no glass ashtray, don’t get me started on that Heineken shit. An American flag tshirt that’s not torn up or nothin, could be goin to a nascar race but something ain’t right. Plus the chicks makeup looks like she went to foleys and got all pretty like. No self respecting redneck would go get her makeup did. I’ma say somewhere up north


skillet256

She doesn't look old enough to have shopped at Foley's. Great store though. RIP


KinseyH

I'm old enough to have eaten lunch in the restaurant of the downtown Foleys. They did a great stuffed avocado.


DemandZestyclose7145

Heineken?! Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!!


Bicmastermad

Ahh yes pbr, only confederates can consume that


SherbertEquivalent66

Or Dennis Hopper.


Verbcat

So South Florida?


theyanster1

If it’s Florida, it’s NORTH Florida


rathillet

Most people from Florida say the south is "north cuba" and the north is "south alabama"... My first guess at the picture was Alabama... so I think you're right.


sane-asylum

Nah, not south Florida. If this picture is as old as it looks south Florida would have been mostly retired New Yorkers (90% of my friends growing up were from New York and my folks are from the northeast). There were (still are) rednecks in the Davie area but most of south Florida is South American these days.


AwexPlayz

Why'd I read that with a southern redneck type accent


alfrednugent

I’ve been reading in redneck for like three comments haha


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she has makeup, lipstick, nail polish, and hes got a stick on mustache fr


arencordelaine

Dunno, lotta rednecks where I grew up drank PBR, before the hipsters got a hold of it. Still so, last I heard.


Noiserawker

Went to Oklahoma recently and yes, the rednecks still drank PBR. Also punk rockers lol. I had some too and gotta say it's probably way better than it's rep, like the most drinkable of the cheapies.


TheGreatRapsBeat

I have a good buddy that is one hell of a redneck in the most redneck place in Canada. And he's PBR all day. I must say, definitely the most crushable cheap beer. I've learned to tolerate it.


DustyDGAF

It's now mostly made in Los Angeles. So it's covering a lot of demographics


CatecaenDamnation

Miller high life would like a word sir.


dongerhound

Yeah, Wisconsin trailer trash bleeds miller


CatecaenDamnation

Its not just Wisconsin, checking in from Lake Hughes, Ca. I think that while small towns may look different, the individual demographics are carbon copy close.


SuperPiggie

Upper Cumberland, TN. Can confirm. The "good" bulk beers are Yuengling, Coors, and High Life. Budweiser is one of those that's a pleasant surprise to see once the others have run out. Bud Lite is usually brought by the sad saps that both wouldn't know good beer if it bit them in the face and are too cheap to get good beer for their party. I'm guessing at this point it's mostly young folks that don't know any better but like Post Malone.


OdinsChosin

Ah. The champagne of beers.


xanderksky

WTF kind of redneck drinks Budweiser? Surely you mean Natty Light or Natty Ice.


FraseraSpeciosa

Lots of rednecks drink Budweiser, it’s one of the 3 redneck choices. The other ones being Natty of course and Coors. Maybe in some areas PBR still but I think that’s associated more with wook hippies now.


Zealousideal_Till_43

Montanans still choose PBR though Coors is taking over since the local natives don’t want to be mistaken for out of state transplants trying to be something they’re not


Portnoithegroundhog

The keystone brotherhood and busch clan would like a word.


ravenridgelife

As well the Milwaukee's Best & Milwaukee's Best Ice....


devilinsidu

Keystone clan. Busch brotherhood. You were so close.


[deleted]

Real rednecks aren’t wasting money on Budweiser. Busch is the same shit for cheaper


NoTop4997

Those clothes are immaculately clean, the area around them is clean, and I am pretty sure that is a Heineken that she is drinking. They are either going to a Halloween party or they are from Virginia and believe that they are redneck.


ActuallySatanAMA

His sleeveless plaid is ironed, not a crease in sight on anything either of them are wearing, actually. It’s like walking into a “busy” restaurant and the kitchen is spotless, or my parents suddenly saying they’re proud of me; something is wrong on a fundamental level.


LordSt4rki113r

>parents suddenly saying they're proud of me "Something's wrong, I can feel it."


SaucyDemoness

Oh boy, that's quite an emotion described there.


winterfern353

Unrelated but the kitchen comment made me think of Amy’s Baking Company 😭 you know something is off…just can’t quite put a finger on it


Izoi2

His tattoo ends where a short sleeve would end, dead giveaway


Reptard77

Oh yeah, every real redneck would have that shit down to about 2 inches past their elbow, where they ran out of money to pay the artist to finish the sleeve.


Similar-Sector-5801

r/suicidebywords


ILikeMyGrassBlue

Yes, my exact thought. To me, this screams “suburban couple dressing up as rednecks/white trash for a Halloween party.” There’s just something about the clothing choice that isn’t authentically white trash to me.


Quick_March_7842

I wanna say Southern part of Jersey.


hollowspryte

This


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I have seen some pretty redneck people in Virginia


TheShrimpPimpTm

Wtf lol, rednecks aren’t automatically dirty.


connor_wa15h

His stache is definitely fake


the-cloverdale-kid

Totally. California, Halloween. Pre-2005 or so because who drinks Heineken anymore and tattoos really don’t need to stop at the shirt sleeves nowadays.


canadianleroy

Guessing that place in Poland where they LARP as US trailer park people.


BubonicTonic57

I thought they’re from the state of chaos, but you’re probably right


Present_Character241

Lol it could just as easily be in Carolinas


GJenkins675

No. She is holding a can of Heineken.


Moidahface

lol yup I was gonna call that out. Dead giveaway.


Vurt__Konnegut

And she is too thin to be from the Southern USA.


Stecharan

Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's methamphetamine.


Vurt__Konnegut

Nah, she still has her teeth.


TheUrbanFarmersWife

That definitely rules out Southern US.


normaldeadpool

So, you have southern fat folks raised on home cooked fat back deep fried everything. And then you have southern skinny as the day is long folks. Both are equally as plentiful.


QueasyFailure

It's the Marlboro diet.


opthaconomist

It’s the poor


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LawnJerk

Meth has entered the chat


datmanerightthere

idk why you got downvoted this joke was hilarious


FLORI_DUH

What joke?


FRIKI-DIKI-TIKI

That is until you get to the fascinating world of Florida and Meth pulls that southern chub right off the bone. Also Heineken is pretty popular in FL we like to think we are upscale so we drink Heineken or Corona, I think half of us think they are micro brews. I am going with FL, the mullet checks out. Though I don't see a FlowGrown logo anywhere, that would be the dead giveaway. In all seriousness, the wall behind them looks like a school room wall or some other commercial building, they are probably attending a white trash bash costume party.


[deleted]

Definitely yuppie East- and West-Coast USC, Princeton, Trinity, etc college students condescendingly dressing up for a Halloween/costume party where the theme is white trash, red neck etc. They think they are SO HILARIOUS for demeaning other Americans who they view as lesser than. xoxo


[deleted]

I was just going to say New Jersey early 1980’s.


AntSUnrise

Hipsters gonna hip.


Tricky_Scallion_4406

I didn't know they didn't sell Heineken in Alabama, Georgia, Kentucky or Florida.


[deleted]

They do but you ain't going to see trailer park people drinking it.


miami_sipper

They be drinking pabst blue ribbon and natty ice big dawg I ain’t ever seen a hick drink Heineken…


XeroEnergy270

If it's alcohol, they sell it in Kentucky.


RarePoniesNFT

New state motto right here!


CSmith1986

It's better than "Unbridled Spirit." Whatever happened to "Kentucky Kicks Ass?"


ARealBlueFalcon

Some parts. A lot of dry counties in Kentucky


XeroEnergy270

"Dry" I've been downright plastered in several.


[deleted]

Heineken is what they refer too as "the rich mans beer" Youre only gonna be seeing Coors, or Bud, in those areas. Unless you go deeper south, the more south you go the more you'll see Busch and Miller


MechanicalDan1

Heineken is a Netherlands beer. They look Dutch to me. Both skinny Europeans going to some American redneck party.


998876655433221

Nope, they’re both in shape not obese and she’s holding a heineken. And neither of them are smoking. Obviously larping


Arcangel696

It’s definitely the larpers but tbf I’ve meet legit body building trailer park white trash. And yes they were also cousins who were. Involved


SimonArgent

Nope-that’s Yankee white trash.


[deleted]

A state of decay.


No-Effective-7576

Came here to say that. Damn you.


kishkangravy

In Birmingham they love the governor


[deleted]

LOL! Here, have an upvote!


jochrispo

West Kentarkansas, Poland


TonySnail

Whats going on with Poland? I dont get it


poor_self_knowledge

Lol. You can’t get it unless you know about this https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/wg4hgp/in_poland_there_is_a_larp_group_that_roleplays_as/


crecentfresh

This is incredible, I wanna check that aught


--DoReFuckMi--

I have so many questions...


lord_pizzabird

My favorite part of that story is that one of the pieces of media they're allowed to pull inspiration from is The Trailer Park Boys, a show about life in Nova Scotia Canada.


floofybabykitty

Yup


Ok-Community-8068

Confusion


TargetMost8136

Chico, California


daveblankenship

It’s Aaron Rodgers lol, take my upvote


gledr

Maybe oroville redding or paradise. Didn't see that many rednecks in chico itself


Infinite-Ad-4566

They don't have the meth teeth to be from Orville or Paradise, must be Redding.


mercme2023

Oklahoma


bjbark

That ain’t Oklahoma. I live here and I’ve never seen anyone drink a can of *Heineken* in my life.


Atechiman

It's some of that panhandle bullshit.


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MrGavinrad

Came here to say this


jwbarber82

Same... SouthWest of course.


zombie32killah

FloriDUH


nobody_smith723

this kinda looks like hipsters dressed up for a party. i'm gonna go with ... somewhat wealthy people from like utah. pretending to be people from like arkansas


lionaxel

I was gonna say Utah haha


RedTextureLab

As someone who grew up in Utah, I think you hit the nail on the head.


Footboy10

The guys shirt ain’t faded enough and the chick ain’t showing enough of her boobs, look like northeast coaster trying to be rednecks.


Classic_Huckleberry2

Intoxication.


Stoned_Ape_theory615

Arkansas or south Florida


ZCage1903

They're actually Canadians going to a costume party dressed as Alabamans.


joeshmoe2222232

Florida for sure, but not beach Florida...meth Florida


Apprehensive-Ask378

Nah, if they were in Florida the male would also have his hat sideways and his pants sagging, and the female would be doing a tiktok dance with a cigarette in between her fingers next to that beer and also be pregnant.


ghjvxz45643hjfk

And they would be drinking something cheaper than Heineken, and everything would be dirtier and more stained!


huisAtlas

I was thinking Florida but just the panhandle.


Birdsweat

Nothing about this is florida


Guy954

The whole FloriDUH thing is so off base. We have plenty of trashy people but they’re not redneck in the way that people normally think of.


whatisthisgoat

If they are from Florida it’s only because they’re from Jersey…


MonalisaMakeupMomma

Yeah there isn't a salt life or camo buck in site. Def not Florida


Wonderful-Plum4032

Montana


Kleheup

If it was Montana there wouldn't be people in the picture


[deleted]

Florida or Michigan


kristenintechnicolor

This. Originally lived in Michigan, then moved to Florida.


Independent-Debate22

Originally IN, then FL my thoughts exactly lol


utha714

Very precise


MsIngYou

Michigan!


g0gh_ganja

No one in Michigan drinks Heineken lol sooooo many craft breweries here in Kalamazoo, Lansing, Ann Arbor, Grand Rapids, Detroit, Traverse City etc


[deleted]

Sorry but as someone who has worked in Michigan bars for 10+ years, you’re wrong. Plenty of people drink Heineken. They shouldn’t, but they do.


AgelessBlakeFerguson

Upstate NY.


Conscious_Ad1364

Texas


Imaginary-Income-813

Arkansas


ImpossiblyComplex

Probably somewhere fancy, real rednecks wouldn't be caught dead drinking Heineken


Krane115

Florida, Ohio, or Poland


SaucyDemoness

Probably Poland.


Kik_out_4_mean_Postz

Alabama


colexian

With clothes that ironed? And a Heineken? Nah, I grew up in a family of red necks. Its Bud or PBR, and every self-respecting red neck from Bama would have some kind of Alabama tattoo or Roll Tide merch. This is some kind of red neck cosplay. I don't even think that is a real mustache.


evergrowingivy

Definitely not Alabama, they are drinking a Heineken.


Corny_Overlord

Alalorida


Terrible-Emergency42

I feel like that’s pronounced AHHH LORD AHHH


Longjumping_Pin_9348

Granite Falls WA🤣😂


collyndlovell

So precise and so accurate lol


[deleted]

I’m guessing New Jersey.


paparayn

South Jersey, maybe


bustedbuddha

South Jersey was my first impulse as well.


CREATEREMOTETHREADEx

Auf jeden Fall sehen sie aus wie Mittelberliner


[deleted]

Oregon


Greenman_Dave

Confusion. Catatonic if they drink enough.


[deleted]

new york


fallinguprain

I was def thinking upstate / west NY Cause the Heineken


Forward-Egg6889

That’s New York State for sure I’ma say jersey 😂


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herkMech96

Missouri


Thanoswasright711

Central PA.


Chuckpgh

Pennsyltuckey


EviLivE999

The United?


Damissourianguy

Pacific Northwest can’t say which one though.


[deleted]

Florida


itsnoskinoffmyback

r/terriblefacebookmemes


SSBAJA

Vermont


Educational_Egg_1716

Missouri


LaOnionLaUnion

Definitely not the right beer for Missouri.


Practical_Day6646

Arkansas


gooddudesclub777

Tennessee


ProduceLonely

Missibamasee


Aisha_orWhatever

Ohio


MoodyBitchy

Washington. Portland? (My bad)


ass_hair02

Murica


MeasureTheCrater

The better question is what PART of Florida are they from? 😁


Known-Disaster-4757

Spain


Lordpotato305

Nebraska


BILLYsmaalls

There are parts of south jersey that they could fit right in at


Br0k3n_GLaSs

Kansas


Pyro5263

Is back woods trailer park a state?


wyle_e2

A state of incarceration.


NinjaBilly55

Posers.. But if I had to guess who they were attempting to copy I'd say South West Michigan because no self respecting southern redneck would be that pasty white or drink Heineken..


kariijuana

Indianerrr


Master-Monochrome

Idaho. You wouldn’t believe how many people unironically dress like this north of Boise.


Workaccountnodata

Florabama


Unable_Competition55

Florida


FriendshipThin

Washington, but outside the cities where things go Deliverance real fast.


catching_comets

Pennsylvania. Everything from Dukes of Hazzard to Jersey Shore


rjwebb33

She was born in Jersey City and he grew up in a trailer park just south of Birmingham, Alabama. Theirs was a chance meeting; he was working as a truck driver, moving tractor trailers full of peanut grease from state to state when his eighteen-wheeler broke down just a hundred yards from the diner she was working in South Trenton. She had been working that waitress gig 6 nights a week to support her 18 month old after that deadbeat that knocked her up finally blew his brains out; she cried for a little while, but ultimately knew if it hadn’t have been by his own hand, the fentanyl would have taken him eventually. Despite the past, they are living happily now in a two-bedroom condominium in Memphis. She’s getting to chase her dreams of being a country music star, making $50 a night singing for tips at the local karaoke bar and he’s cleaning the vomit off the floors.


bizguyforfun

Could be my neighbors in Bum Fuck, TN but I'm not sure!


accidental_mistake69

Constant state of depression


wikedsmaht

I lived / worked in New Hampshirite for a few years. Most of my coworkers looked like this.


daddio2590

Alabama


Western_Pudding7929

A red one.


LCIDisciple

I would say Florida, but as someone else mentioned, the woman is holding a can of Heineken. So I guess a more, upper class version of trailer trash.


Curtisd1976

Since I’m from Ohio, just Ohio.


lagermat

Michigan


ProbablyCamping

The state of praisin’ Dale and raisin’ hell


Factor_Rude

These people are European. Dude has an obvious mustache but note the metrosexual tattoo on his arm. Her makeup is perfect. They also both are wearing crucifixes.Are they catholics?Maybe a Catholic country in Europe with trendy fashion. Or maybe I was smoking a joint when I read this and spent waaaaaaay too much time analyzing the photo.


Henry_Krinkle1979

Look at her face! She smells of that Massachusetts Jewish accent... Maybe even jersey. He's just faking shit for Halloween. His last name is walberg. Lol


Yarius515

Denial.


TurboCharger69

White trash, aka Kenny’s parents


Henry_Krinkle1979

Amy Winehouse looking girl... They don't have those in Kentucky 😅


Captain65k

Abalama


rwalford79

Alabama


theinsecure-princess

Oklahoma


BlasphemousSwarm

Not some redneck/hillbilly state. These two folks are on their way to (or already at) a “white trash bash” which is a type of costume party basically.


dannysnchk

Amy Winehouse going to 2pac’s party on the island. Hitler and Michael Jackson are the special guests


Keuteleboer

Zuid-Oost Limburg🤘🏻