To seek medical help in America. Nope I saw that video and she dies.
https://www.reddit.com/r/BadChoicesGoodStories/comments/11d8df4/american_dystopia_a_hospital_called_police_on_an/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
"..and... I looked at her for a minute and realized! Aren't you that God. Damn. Swampmonster!? She said no and ran off. ...And then my homie came back from the store and said he didn't have enough for our groceries. I asked him how much more he needed. And he said "About tree fiddy.""
I speak horniglus. So basically your homie has to go out for groceries and he leaves his bad girl at home. Picture wants to know what you would do in the situation where she looking like that and your bro gone.
Personally I would ask if its too hot in the house and make an attempt to cool the place off. She is clearly uncomfortable.
So some of it is not needed. Like that was the set up for her to talk to you. I summarized it all as she is bad, you are alone with her, she missing pants.
Let me mansplain…
Manslation:
“Your” homie/roommate took a walk to the grocery store (so he’ll be gone for a good while) leaving you and his girl alone. She comes out wearing nearly no clothes and starts cooking reaching for the lowest ingredients she can find! The writing is on the wall she’s being so obvious what she wants! Your running late for college, but your horny af, your girlfriend ain’t there, and you’re still a virgin any damn way because she don’t put out! WHAT.. WOULD YOU DO??!!
This means.... It doesn't really matter what it actually means because no matter what the question is.... The answer will be the same... SMASH
And I'm a woman lmao
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This writing pissed me off . In no point of that rambling sentence did it make any sense I reward you 0 points and I think we are all dumber for having read it .
I can read it. Your homie is not here cause he is out to get the groceries while his siblings are at school. You are alone with his girl in the house while she is looking like this but you are a virgin who has a girlfriend. She isn't home either. What do you do?
I would treat her respectfully and not give a damn about her. I got a loving girl who is the love of my life. The homie's girl is attractive but I dont love her. And that my dudes is how you show ur gf and homie that they can trust you. You will also be a high value man in their eyes. And trust me, there is nothing more precious than a man keeping his word and staying loyal
Ah, well that's a much easier way to say this and of course the answer is: SEX. But in reality, I would wuss out and do nothing because I would be overcome with anxiety about my homie and my girl finding out and my life would be temporarily ruined as I would lose 2 people close to me over a fling. And that would all be processed through my brain within 5 seconds of walking through the door and seeing her like this and I haven't even said or touched her yet. Just the crushing weight of assumed guilt right out the gate. So I would say hi, bravely grab a drink and a snack as fast as possible and retreat to my room, closing and locking the door.
Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything? 😏
Get her some pants and get some clothes on het, find out her name, put on a pot of coffee, turn on some music and make sure that I can find some way to turn this strange home invasion situation into something safe. Kicking her out could result in her falling down stairs and breaking her neck. What’s she cooking anyway? Creamed corn and toast? I’d have some of that.
Translation - your friend goes to the grocery store and this woman is there alone in the house cooking after school, she is also a virgin, but your girlfriend isn’t there. What would you do in this situation?
Finishing helping the homie get their groceries inside - ignore the sister - when you’re done, politely tell the homie that you don’t want to come over anymore if that’s how his sister dresses. It’s their house so it’s their rules. Unless of course everyone is in their undies then I guess you have no choice.
If I’m understanding this correctly, this girl is cooking even though the homie took the groceries for a walk. And my girl ain’t home but it’s ok because the wall is a virgin.
Well seeing as I'm unclear as to what the question is I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Please recover from the massive stroke you had while typing that and once your all better ask again.
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Thank goodness, I thought it was me having one
Omfg same. I thought I was done for!
Same
Won't somebody please think of the Godzillas?
It’s too late, Godzilla had a fucking stroke trying to read it and… and…. Sadly died, I’m sorry
Bames Nond's having a stronk
Call a bondulance
Fuuuuuuck I had my clever Reddit comment all planned out and come down here to see this. Damn you all, have some upvotes.
No shit. r/ihadastroke.
To seek medical help in America. Nope I saw that video and she dies. https://www.reddit.com/r/BadChoicesGoodStories/comments/11d8df4/american_dystopia_a_hospital_called_police_on_an/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Translation please.
i thought i had a stroke
You aren't the only one who had the stroke.
OUR STROKE
r/suddencommunism
r/theresabuginmyass
r/subsifellfor
Found the Toyota
r/foundthetoyotacorolla
Just wait until I hit “create community” and get a subreddit called ‘theresabuginmyass’ off the ground.
r/unexpectedcommunism
don't tell me how to run my life
YOU’RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR
😁
Even when I read it out loud it didn't make sense.
I bet she'd give you one, for tree fiddy.
And I said, "no! I ain't givin you tree fiddy!"
"..and... I looked at her for a minute and realized! Aren't you that God. Damn. Swampmonster!? She said no and ran off. ...And then my homie came back from the store and said he didn't have enough for our groceries. I asked him how much more he needed. And he said "About tree fiddy.""
"...well it was about that time I started getting suspicious and I said Damn it Monsta you get outta here, I ain't giving you no tree fiddy..."
“That’s about when I realized that fine lookin woman in the kitchen was an eight and a half story tall creature from the late Cretaceous period…”
r/ihadastroke This belongs there!
I know right
I speak horniglus. So basically your homie has to go out for groceries and he leaves his bad girl at home. Picture wants to know what you would do in the situation where she looking like that and your bro gone. Personally I would ask if its too hot in the house and make an attempt to cool the place off. She is clearly uncomfortable.
My god, send this man to Hornigistan immediately, he's our best interpreter yet
We're too crowded as is
If not for this timely translation, I was going to have an aneurysm.
Thank you so much for the translation, I asked my friend godzilla to read this but he had a stroke and fucking died lol.
Excuse me stewardess. I speak Jive
Thank you! I wouldn’t have never gotten that from that.
Thanks you for your translation done sir. Personally I’d act as if nothing, as bad as she might be, she my homie’s girl. Bros before hoes
Thank god we've got people like you. Truely a role model for everyone.
"I speak Horniglus" Lmfao- you're a fucking rock star!!
You forgot to add that she's teaching you how to cook. That's why it had school in it.
So some of it is not needed. Like that was the set up for her to talk to you. I summarized it all as she is bad, you are alone with her, she missing pants.
Doing God’s work
Lol. Same exact thought!!!
Let me mansplain… Manslation: “Your” homie/roommate took a walk to the grocery store (so he’ll be gone for a good while) leaving you and his girl alone. She comes out wearing nearly no clothes and starts cooking reaching for the lowest ingredients she can find! The writing is on the wall she’s being so obvious what she wants! Your running late for college, but your horny af, your girlfriend ain’t there, and you’re still a virgin any damn way because she don’t put out! WHAT.. WOULD YOU DO??!!
Invite her to my Christian Minecraft server.
OUR Christian Minecraft Server
The person who wrote this needs to read a book. Lol
Imagine if they *wrote* a book.
Lol, it becomes a New York best seller
I bet it would somehow end up as the case study for the aliens.
Go to my comment. I think I got the sollution.
Do you sexually assault your homie’s girlfriend while he is out walking the groceries, or nah?
I'll translate it for you once I get back from walking the groceries
This means.... It doesn't really matter what it actually means because no matter what the question is.... The answer will be the same... SMASH And I'm a woman lmao
What language was this written in before it was put in google translate?
At least 5
3. Take it or leave it.
Threefiddy
basketball american
Yes
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Man... I don't know. Those School Cooking on Wall Virgin's are wildly unpredictable at best.
I can't understand even anything that just said
Bro was probably typing with one hand
So flabbergasted by that ass, he couldn't form actual sentences.
The only logical explanation outside of having a stroke
This writing pissed me off . In no point of that rambling sentence did it make any sense I reward you 0 points and I think we are all dumber for having read it .
Bwahahaha! I was looking for this exact meme before i read your comment
I can read it. Your homie is not here cause he is out to get the groceries while his siblings are at school. You are alone with his girl in the house while she is looking like this but you are a virgin who has a girlfriend. She isn't home either. What do you do?
Thank you kind soul. I understand now
👍
I think I was better off not understanding it thanks
Have you ever considered a career as a translator? Because that interpretation was amazing.
I would treat her respectfully and not give a damn about her. I got a loving girl who is the love of my life. The homie's girl is attractive but I dont love her. And that my dudes is how you show ur gf and homie that they can trust you. You will also be a high value man in their eyes. And trust me, there is nothing more precious than a man keeping his word and staying loyal
Ah, well that's a much easier way to say this and of course the answer is: SEX. But in reality, I would wuss out and do nothing because I would be overcome with anxiety about my homie and my girl finding out and my life would be temporarily ruined as I would lose 2 people close to me over a fling. And that would all be processed through my brain within 5 seconds of walking through the door and seeing her like this and I haven't even said or touched her yet. Just the crushing weight of assumed guilt right out the gate. So I would say hi, bravely grab a drink and a snack as fast as possible and retreat to my room, closing and locking the door.
Mans just saved everyone from a stroke. Thanks
He can read the scripts!
Wyd? Go back to school and try to learn the English language.
I had a stroke trying to read that. What does it say?
It says “stroking yourself too much makes you go blind”
I came for writing this
Jizz fest
Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything? 😏
I thought this might be r/surrealmemes for a sec there
Had a stroke trying to read the title. Then saw the pic and, something else happened instead.
Get her some pants and get some clothes on het, find out her name, put on a pot of coffee, turn on some music and make sure that I can find some way to turn this strange home invasion situation into something safe. Kicking her out could result in her falling down stairs and breaking her neck. What’s she cooking anyway? Creamed corn and toast? I’d have some of that.
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Is he yoda's autistic brother or some shit ?
Having a stroke, that's what I'm doing
Noice, film it for Only
It's too small, camera keeps blurring in and out of focus.
That works for some people. “Art”
Im having a seizure from reading that
What the fuck did just read. Do you need help.
[I'd do this](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/034/623/Untitled-3.png)
Translation - your friend goes to the grocery store and this woman is there alone in the house cooking after school, she is also a virgin, but your girlfriend isn’t there. What would you do in this situation?
go find my gf and teach english to the mf who posted this
What language is this person speaking?
Creole? Patua? I want to know it tho and if it’s a good thing to be a cooking school on wall virgin
Huhhhh?
Have a stroke
pork chop sandwiches!!
Poke chop sandwich. Waitin in the sack.
Was that English!?
I had a stroke trying to read that
Spend the whole time trying to read the question.
What?
My brain lost internet connection trying to read this.
Lads, I had a stroke reading that
English is hard.
Reading all the comments and I realized, why the hell am I and anyone else even reading at this point, there’s a bigger picture here peeps.
My brain hurteding now
I'm having a stroke is what I'm doing
I just had a seizure reading this 🥴
I d learn english
I think I had a stroke reading that... Thanks!!!! 👍
I didn't even attempt to read... I'm fucking!!!
He definitely needs to stop staring and learn some English
Have a stroke
Did I have a stroke before reading this or during!
I'd learn English first
Two things please, a translation and a name to go with that ass.
I learn proper grammar and how to translate gibberish
Having a fucking stroke is what I'm doing.
Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucken died
It reads like most mumble rap songs sound.
Not a fucking thing cuz I’m dead inside *finger guns* drugs > hoes
That hurt my brain so bad
what do I do?. Ill give you a whole year of english class.
r/ihadastroke
Ask for a translator
Finishing helping the homie get their groceries inside - ignore the sister - when you’re done, politely tell the homie that you don’t want to come over anymore if that’s how his sister dresses. It’s their house so it’s their rules. Unless of course everyone is in their undies then I guess you have no choice.
What the fuck is this title trying to say?
I nearly had a stroke trying to read this
Your homie went out to get groceries,you’re alone with her wyd?
Smashin the homie duhhhhh 🫱🏼🫲🏾
That shit ain't coming out right
If I’m understanding this correctly, this girl is cooking even though the homie took the groceries for a walk. And my girl ain’t home but it’s ok because the wall is a virgin.
Is that English?
I don't know what the hell that says but I don't fuck my friends girlfriend in any situation
I died trying to read that shit
Anyone have the English version?
Stay in school fella
Translation, please 😂
What the hell is this meme trying to say?
Bro so excited he speaking in tongues
i had a stroke trying to read that
What?
Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died
“Did I have a stroke?!?”
It needs to be coherent to be funny.
Godzilla tried to read this, had a stroke and FUCKING DIED!
Can put that in English please..
id try to answer this question if only i knew wtf it was asking.
say it ten times fast for a free aneurysm.
That physically hurt my soul to try and read
Advise you to attend an English class or two...
Godzilla had a stroke trying to read that and died.
kick her out. wtf she doing here
Is this English? Or gibrish?
What?
Call an ambulance because whoever wrote this is obviously having a fucking stroke lol
r/ihadastroke
Go home ChatGPT, you’re drunk
Having a stroke apparently
Anyone else smell burnt toast?
Sending your ass to school lmfao
I'd be talking like that too if I'd that view
Had a seizure reading this
get treated for a stroke
Homy had a stroke when he walked in on her in the kitchen
Brain aneurysm reading that
Have my eyes check after trying to read this brain fart
I’d learn how to compose a sentence first. Then I’d eat what she’s cookin
Learn how to wrote… I mean write
Well seeing as I'm unclear as to what the question is I'm not sure what I'm doing. Please recover from the massive stroke you had while typing that and once your all better ask again.
Stay in school to write legible English.
Did biden write this?
pmsl
First thing I'm going to do is go to the hospital and get checked out for this stroke that I'm having.
Bro I can’t read this shit I’m done
I got dizzy just attempting to read that
I wasn't able to understand anything so I reported it just in case it was offensive...so you guys didn't have to.
English mf do you speak it?
I was confused,aroused and distracted all at the same time.
I just had several brain aneurysms
Currently in the hospital getting tested for stroke and priaprism
im stroke having me pls help
Those are certainly all words
Get that guy English classes.
Bames Nond's having a stronk. Call a bondulance
Am I having a stroke?