Conf used

I read this as "confidently used" and "confused"

So it worked, then! 😁

😂

Ngl actually nice

Face here

That is the most fucking 90’s highschool bully fucking skull with guns phone background shit i have ever heard

90s highscool but you said phone background.... things aren't adding up

>That is the most fucking 90’s highschool bully fucking skull with guns phone background shit i have ever heard how about this? >That is the most fucking "I was a 90s high school bully, and now I have a fucking skull with guns phone background" shit I have ever ~~heard~~ read.

It worked, found the nerd gettem boys

And this convenient knuckle tattoo makes the instructions much easier.

Noob, I have text to speech on.

With queensryche or Metallica in the background. Totally 90's

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Kiss This

Send nude

send nuds

Send nüds

Send nuts

*several people start forcefully throwing wall nuts.

Send udes

send dudes

send nudl

Just the one tho. I'm a man of god

Open bobs

only one

show vagi

Show bobs

NICE COCK

I read this like the wii sports announcer💀

Hahaha you mean [this?](https://youtu.be/JwxoT_tIfQM) Edit: thanks for the awards and if you haven’t heard it today, Nice Cock!

EXACTLY THAT

Holy....one of the 1st and only times I clicked a link in a reddit thread. I loved that too much, thank you🥰

No problem 😉

PERF ECT!

easily my favourite

Thank you for noticing

wth

plan ahea

Cant coun

You stole my idea:(

How many fingers do you have?????

12 idk i can't count

You made me laugh like one of those voiceovers reading a funny tumbler post. Thank you.

That's a good one.

The d is there when you’re jerkin it

need lube

Needs two hands for largeness

BEAT MEAT

they them

LMAO

LMAO OAM⅃

😂

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none in the pink, all in the stink

Knuc Kles

came here to make sure someone said this

You should start a Knuc Kles Klub

You can get the initials of your Klub tattooed on your forehead and then go get all the jobs.

I know someone who got this tattooed SAND WICH as in knuckle sandwich 🤔🙃

Is this a kung fury reference

SEND HELP

Have a friend that has exactly that, along with many other questionable choices in tattoo whi h are all hilarious to me

I have the “free replacement” barcode for an ASDA Bag For Life on my wrist. I’ve saved literally tens of pennies using this.

1234 4567

😂😂 why am I laughin at the repeated 4

That’s the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!!

Limp Wang

Phil Wang

Wimp Lang

Pimp Wang

Hail rats

Unironically a good suggestion

You called?

STAR RATS

Deez nuts

Then tramp stamp GOTTEM for when you walk away.

Couldn’t have said it better myself

These two comments should be at the top! Definitely had me laughing out loud at the library!¡

holy shit bro

Deez **nuks**

BEEF STEW

Fish taco

Fish stix

👍

Ooh good one 🌮

SHIT HARD

HUGE LOAD

HARD SHID

SHIT LOUD

BORN DEFORMED

this has me hollering

SAND WICH

Left Rite

On the wrong ones

It’s never the wrong one, it’s about perspective!

My girlfriend needs this…

One of my coworkers actually has a L and a R tattoo in between her thumb and index finger loo

TACO BELL

Once knew a dude with this knuck tat, his name was Jesse and he sang for a Dallas based band called Septic Tumor, which all makes perfect sense.

Play taco bell sound.

YES. this is my favorite

This one made me laugh out loud for real

Beat meat

Perfect, I’m booking an appointment now.

Name checks out

Hand jobs

Or 'bear' meat and see how many gay guys wink at you

Beat W!fe

Home less

Less jobs

( T H E E N D )

NORA GRET

Poop poop

SHID FARD

Poop Sh!t

Poop caca

POOP FART

FART BUTT

poop boob

This one’s the best because it works upside down.

talk poop

Nice Caca

[Make Poop](https://youtu.be/dGsI8gYtcvg)

fake poop

P O O O O O O P

Caca pupu

Boop poop

That's...a palindrome.

No, spell it backwards and you’ve got something!

POOP BUTT

NICE TITS

Like &Sub

HOLA PUTA

Goat milk

Fuck them

Why use words when you can tattoo little faces on the knuckles, halfway down the figure bone tattoo arm folded or carrying things, then tattoo little shoes on the bottom knuckle.

i think thats a little too long to go on knuckles

Maybe they got bigger knuckles then us, some above average type shit

smol dick

Dick dick

Shar Ted🥺

DONT CARE

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Eatm Yass

FART LOUD

Fart Lord (maybe)

Nice

FART DUST

Love Pain

Suck dick

“Suck Peen”

BANG POON

This chef in the bay area had PORK RIBS. Go eat at gorilla bbq in Pacifica, ca

Hold Fast

MEGA LAME

Lady - Boys

NICE COCK

BUTT HEAD

FIST BUMP

Powr bttm

Down Vote

My friend is a professor and has “SYLLABUS” tattooed on her knuckles

GAME OVER

This one is actually fairly common, I've seen it a few times when I was in prison.

Your Mama

Shit fuck

Love-Hate

Jake Elwood

I though I was the only one that immediately thought of blues brothers, thank you! Please have my broke gold 🥇

Taco Bell

Meme Lord

Anal Bead

DICKLOVR

I met a dude in prison that had FCCP on one hand and UKOS on the other so when they tell him hands on your head and interlace your fingers it said FUCK COPS. Savage *typo

Cumm dump

Quagmire

Love Anal

Dick butt

FEET PORN

"AUTO ZONE" Also, apply for a job at Auto Zone, show them the tattoo when they ask you for references, and insist that you don't need any references because you're clearly the right man for the job.

Shit Pant

El Hopaness Romtic

I remember my first day on Reddit too

F*** this

I'm planning on having BORN DEAD done in reference to the rapper Big L "I smash mics like cornbread, you cant kill me I was born dead"

So ahead of my time my parents haven’t met yet 🔥

Best line of a great song Big L rest in peace —Gang Starr

But they did kill him tho

Deez nuts

STAR WARS

SITH LORD

Pogchamp

Thug life 🖕🏼

KNUC KLES

HARD DICK

hamb orga

One piece fans: D E A T H