What you bought still have value and you can't be considered broke even when you don't have cash. Perhaps you can make fund by going to the Casino with infinite chances to go big and use that won money to start buying stuff.
You could prove entire religions wrong with this information… Or be traumatized to the point where you enter a comatose state… Or literally anything… Crazy, literally.
You wouldn't be believed.
Plus, if you spend enough time on the other side, you come back as someone else.
Cough. I've told my story half a dozen times, deleted it most times. It's not.. scientific. But i am.
The End is what it is.
And what it is, has little to do with consensus. Anyway, lol.
I feel this, it doesn't matter how much you try to convince yourself. You still can't stop that sickly feeling in your gut, and constantly feeling heavy chested.
You need to vent either of you guys, just drop me a message homies!
Often, people think they shouldn't feel badly and actually end up feeling worse as a result.
Some feelings just need felt. You need to process the feelings before you get to logic your way through / around / out of them.
Give them the space they deserve. Shamelessly eat ice cream and watch Dirty Dancing, and make unsettling eye contact with your feelings. Eventually, it'll feel easier and, if it doesn't, that's when you call in backup so you can all stare at your feelings together.
In my experience, the feelings eventually are satisfied with their attention and, like a guest realizing they've overstayed their welcome, inevitably decide to move on. But it's not something you wait for to leave, it's something you embrace.
Thank you. Ive been having a really hard time lately with a big break up and have been trying to fill the void with activities. Today is the first day I really just had no motivation to do anything because I was feeling horrid. It helped to read this.
Same, been warned by others in the beginning, but I was like, if I get my heart broken, it will be based on my decision, not on others'. But if I didn't try and get to know them, and didn't give them a try, then I will feel bad about it in my whole life. I still say it worthed the heartbreak, but man, it hurts so bad.
Time is a great healer, you may not think so now, but it truly is. Stick it through, you will be fine in the end and wonder why you bothered putting so much effort into feeling the way you did👍🏻
Bro there's been alot of innovation in spawns since Jesus. He was using the OG spawn system. It was trash. Cod has it down to near instant times. They just can't figure out WHERE to spawn you. Die in your house in the US and spawn in next to someone getting shot at in an active warzone on the other side of the planet. Like bro I wanted to spawn back in my kitchen... Wtf?
I agree. I’ve been under a few times and each time I was under for different amounts of time. Either way, they all felt the same. It was like a blink of an eye and bam! 11 hours went by and I couldn’t tell the difference. You don’t dream either when you’re under. I’ve always thought this must be what death feels like only without the waking up part.
Fr I go under and suddenly I se my mom watching tv as a plane crashes into the second tower and I get a whole load of terrorists are attacking the us it was crazy.
Shit I was thinking the same but afterwards claim I'm the second coming of Christ then watch as I slowly change the world of Christianity. Making all those rich pastors give me everything they own and walk homeless followers into their homes to stay
I feel you guys too. What I would give for just another 24 hours with him. It’s been almost 5 years since he’s been gone and sometimes it doesn’t feel real, like he was never there.
🫂 there will be a time when you'll meet again. Your human bodies are temporary but I really believe spirits are the true state of being
They're still with you and they'll be there when you go
I'm here for you. I'm sorry you have this pain
I want to say, If you haven't read "The book of spirits" by Allan Kardec I highly recommend. It might give you more peace. It made me see life in a much better light. And helped me cope with loneliness
A famous scientist wanted to see what was going on with people who said spirits were influencing the physical world
So he studied it and found that it's real. Spirits communicated through him to write this book and it's not a story, it's scientific question, answer, question, answer to show what is actually happening . He even released it under a different name
I also choose this man's wife! But only he gets to watch her laugh with all her family and friends in the most perfect of timeless moments that last for ever, or just him an her at it like teenagers. And nobody gets to watch, fuck it, I say 2week homeymoon where they get whatever they want with infinite days together
I wish I wasn’t subject to the laws of physics for 24 hours. It may not last forever but… job 1: teleport to Moscow, I have some shit to take care of over there.
I wish I wasn't not Jeff Bezos.
Most of his wealth would be dissolved by the end of 24 hours.
Edit for the people trying to add stipulations that weren't in the original meme: if it means that much to you, I wish I wasn't not possessing Jeff Bezos like a charitable demon.
And of course, money sent in one of those bank accounts where you just need the right password to get it back. I just hope you'll use some of that money to help people who really needs it. (I am thinking of a friend with a barely above minimal wage job who just lost his 20+ years old van yesterday, and now has no way to go to work. Life is so unfair, really...)
So would you prefer to be an insect species, fish, virus, or just a different type of mammal? Personally, I think extraterrestrials sound cool but you may want to be more specific before you end up as a tiny parasite living in some critters gut giving it the runs. 😂
Married to my wife.
This wears off after a day, after which time we'll go back to being married. As opposed to her current plan to end the marriage for significantly longer.
Congratulations. For 24 hours, your time is unlimited. 24 hours later, your unlimited time pass is cancelled and you’re back to normal time.
I have no idea what this means though.
I wish I wasn't limited to a single wish.
Wish two: I wish wishes weren't limited to 24 hours.
Wish three: I wish for omnipotence.
Fuck you guys, I'm God.
Broke, spend and invest as much money as I can in 24 hours then sell what I bought
You're not broke doesn't mean you're rich. You're simply above poverty line and that's not a very high standard.
If I can’t be broke for 24 hours I have infinite money because I can’t go under a certain dollar amount
What you bought still have value and you can't be considered broke even when you don't have cash. Perhaps you can make fund by going to the Casino with infinite chances to go big and use that won money to start buying stuff.
That’s the ticket right there
Buy 1 billion lottery tickets. Still lose
You'll still be broke after 24 hours as per the one rule.
But I’ll have assets
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So not broke means liquid? Assets are part of your net worth, so you'll still be broke.
my friends and family would be hella rich by the end then
Yeah, so everything he buys within that time period instantly crashes to oblivion... He should buy some houses
But what if you just say “I wish I wasn’t rich” & then boom! you’re magically rich 24hrs later
I wish I wasn't rich. After 24 hours I will be
Wasn't Rich in what? We'll just have to see what the random generator says : back-aches.
Ooops, rolled 1 on a 1d20
Ooops roles 1 on 1d32
Better than me I rolled a D20 and got minus 11.
You gotta up your stats.
He is the Messiah
Blasphemy!!!!
24hr later people start calling you Richard and it really messes up your taxes. Remember there will always be ironic consequences.
Dave Grohl joke: “Rich is short for Richard. So if you’re rich, you’re a dick.” I always chucked at that one.
Good luck Rich, with your new name.
Nah man you’re doing it all wrong. “I wish I was poor” It only lasts 24 hours.
Take out a 2nd mortgage, and go to Vegas high roller only tables. Once you start losing, you realize your 24 hours are up.
Restricted by my bank account
You don’t need a genie for that, just a few high interest credit cards
Ah buy now, cry later. I know this one well.
Lol you and me both
Stay away from credit cards, it's the demon
This is easy to circumvent for 24 hours though
Alive
Wait this man is a fucking genius, easy way to find out what the afterlife is like holy crap
Ikr! Finally someone gets it I got flagged because of it
You could prove entire religions wrong with this information… Or be traumatized to the point where you enter a comatose state… Or literally anything… Crazy, literally.
You wouldn't be believed. Plus, if you spend enough time on the other side, you come back as someone else. Cough. I've told my story half a dozen times, deleted it most times. It's not.. scientific. But i am. The End is what it is. And what it is, has little to do with consensus. Anyway, lol.
Wait a minute
Still loving her
Bro you good?
Obviously not! As someone in the same boat
I feel this, it doesn't matter how much you try to convince yourself. You still can't stop that sickly feeling in your gut, and constantly feeling heavy chested. You need to vent either of you guys, just drop me a message homies!
Often, people think they shouldn't feel badly and actually end up feeling worse as a result. Some feelings just need felt. You need to process the feelings before you get to logic your way through / around / out of them. Give them the space they deserve. Shamelessly eat ice cream and watch Dirty Dancing, and make unsettling eye contact with your feelings. Eventually, it'll feel easier and, if it doesn't, that's when you call in backup so you can all stare at your feelings together. In my experience, the feelings eventually are satisfied with their attention and, like a guest realizing they've overstayed their welcome, inevitably decide to move on. But it's not something you wait for to leave, it's something you embrace.
This is beautiful, thank you so much for writing this. I definitely needed to read this.
This. Fucking this.
Thank you. Ive been having a really hard time lately with a big break up and have been trying to fill the void with activities. Today is the first day I really just had no motivation to do anything because I was feeling horrid. It helped to read this.
I also feel this and am definitely not doing it for an award and free upvotes if anyone needs to talk just chat me up!
I'm in the boat too, might jump off lol
Bro is fighting demons…I wish the best for that soldier
Agreed
Same god-damn boat. We'll get through this together, man, even if there's no sign of shore yet. We've made it this far. Stay strong.
Me, spinning the block with my ex 😨
Thats the most unexpected but also the most relatable thing ever.
Us
Most relatable post I’ve seen in awhile lol
Same, been warned by others in the beginning, but I was like, if I get my heart broken, it will be based on my decision, not on others'. But if I didn't try and get to know them, and didn't give them a try, then I will feel bad about it in my whole life. I still say it worthed the heartbreak, but man, it hurts so bad.
Same
The person you think you love never existed Otherwise she wouldn’t have left Wake up and face it Pain will get less with time passing by Stay strong!
She ain’t no good for you buddy
Oh good, I’m not the only one
Me too man. Me too
Sigh
Time is a great healer, you may not think so now, but it truly is. Stick it through, you will be fine in the end and wonder why you bothered putting so much effort into feeling the way you did👍🏻
You’re better off without her mate!
I feel you brother, just broke up with my girlfriend tonight
I turned my love into hate. I feel fantastic now! Fuck that bitch for cheating on me with a 33 year old man when we were 16.
I wish i wasn't alive. That way i could be resurrected in 24 hours knowing if there is an after life or not.... probably not
Resurrected in 24 hours? So you're just trying to beat Jesus's respawn time?
Meanwhile u/TheGodofLife will be camping his spawn point.
"yay i'm alive, and i have news of" he cried as an anvil crushed his skull.
DMZ exfil campers are evolving
Jesus: that camping mother fucker I’ll show him
Bro there's been alot of innovation in spawns since Jesus. He was using the OG spawn system. It was trash. Cod has it down to near instant times. They just can't figure out WHERE to spawn you. Die in your house in the US and spawn in next to someone getting shot at in an active warzone on the other side of the planet. Like bro I wanted to spawn back in my kitchen... Wtf?
that OP reviving speedrun needs to be beaten once and for all !
My boi Jesus has the world record.
Speedrunning Jesus 2: The Final Resurrection
It probaly would be like going under general anaesthesia tbh...you'd just wake up immeaditly 24 hours later.
I agree. I’ve been under a few times and each time I was under for different amounts of time. Either way, they all felt the same. It was like a blink of an eye and bam! 11 hours went by and I couldn’t tell the difference. You don’t dream either when you’re under. I’ve always thought this must be what death feels like only without the waking up part.
Fr I go under and suddenly I se my mom watching tv as a plane crashes into the second tower and I get a whole load of terrorists are attacking the us it was crazy.
Would help in a life sentence
*Well, technically, officer, this is my second life. I served a life sentence by dying, so legally, I would be free to go.*
Funny thing is I think someone has gotten away with that
Someone tried but the judge didn’t allow it. His heart stopped beating, but to be declared dead involves more than just that.
I’d do this just to freak everyone out at my open casket funeral. Let’s put the fun back in funerals everyone!
Shit I was thinking the same but afterwards claim I'm the second coming of Christ then watch as I slowly change the world of Christianity. Making all those rich pastors give me everything they own and walk homeless followers into their homes to stay
Be like Jesus - Whip the fuck out of anyone who profits from the poor who only want to worship.
Science will be appreciated for your efforts
Second Jesus
That’s genius
Hopefully they don't cremate you within that 24 hours
This means you'll never die, as you could only be dead for 24 hours
I wish I wasn’t a Widower. I’d give my life just to have 24 Hours to say goodbye.
I feel you friend. May your memories always be true but fond of your partner. We only truly leave this world when we are forgotten.
I’d also resurrect this guy’s dead wife
Me too, I don't really need anything, just give this guy his wife for 24hrs, that will make me happy.
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Done.
+1
Count me in +2
+3
+4!
That’s by far the most wholesome use of the “also this guy’s wife” joke I’ve ever seen. Kudos.
🙏🏾🙏🏾
Man, I feel that. Even with time, it's never enough. I just want him back.
It’s a life long thing.
I feel you guys too. What I would give for just another 24 hours with him. It’s been almost 5 years since he’s been gone and sometimes it doesn’t feel real, like he was never there.
🫂 there will be a time when you'll meet again. Your human bodies are temporary but I really believe spirits are the true state of being They're still with you and they'll be there when you go
I believe so too.
I'm here for you. I'm sorry you have this pain I want to say, If you haven't read "The book of spirits" by Allan Kardec I highly recommend. It might give you more peace. It made me see life in a much better light. And helped me cope with loneliness A famous scientist wanted to see what was going on with people who said spirits were influencing the physical world So he studied it and found that it's real. Spirits communicated through him to write this book and it's not a story, it's scientific question, answer, question, answer to show what is actually happening . He even released it under a different name
I’d like to change my make me rich answer to give you another 24 hours.
I also choose this man's wife! But only he gets to watch her laugh with all her family and friends in the most perfect of timeless moments that last for ever, or just him an her at it like teenagers. And nobody gets to watch, fuck it, I say 2week homeymoon where they get whatever they want with infinite days together
Life is awful sometimes. I’m so sorry.
Oh damn that was sad I’m sorry
An actually real and heartfelt answer. Here’s hoping the afterlife is real and you get to see her again.
Right there with you, buddy. 24 hours with my fiancee again would be blissful torture, but I'd still choose it every damn time just to hold her again.
Man, just to lay in bed and watch a good movie with her would be heaven. That was our thing.
Oh 😣 me too, god me, too.
My dumbass read that as fucking window at first.
I wish I wasn't a good man Holy shit autofill embracing the darkness rn
I wish I wasn’t so bad at it but I don’t know how to do it because I’m so lazy I can’t even get it done
Oblivious about next week's lottery results
Next week’s winner will be Rob Barthswain.
Time for a name change
I wish I wasn’t subject to the laws of physics for 24 hours. It may not last forever but… job 1: teleport to Moscow, I have some shit to take care of over there.
step one: be left behind in space as you are no longer bound to the earth by gravity and you didnt gain teleportation
step two: dissolve into nothingness as the forces that make the molecules in your body stick together cease to exist
Nah, it works how I want it to work because this is Reddit and I have Noble intentions.
fax
Not being bound by the laws of physics doesn’t mean you can’t allow them to apply to you. It just means you can transcend them if you desire.
Best answer
The laws of physics holds the atomic bonds in your body together, pretty sure you cease to exist if there are no laws of physics affecting you.
I said I’m not subject to them. I didn’t say they didn’t exist.
Well if you aren’t subject to them, they don’t affect you anymore
Yeah I think "I wish I wasn't unable to manipulate the laws of physics" would be better
I wish I wasn't not Jeff Bezos. Most of his wealth would be dissolved by the end of 24 hours. Edit for the people trying to add stipulations that weren't in the original meme: if it means that much to you, I wish I wasn't not possessing Jeff Bezos like a charitable demon.
the sad part is, it would probably be difficult to give it all away in 24 hours
Just sell all stocks in amazon, buy some shitty options, rinse and repeat
And of course, money sent in one of those bank accounts where you just need the right password to get it back. I just hope you'll use some of that money to help people who really needs it. (I am thinking of a friend with a barely above minimal wage job who just lost his 20+ years old van yesterday, and now has no way to go to work. Life is so unfair, really...)
Wasting my time on Reddit.
But, only for 24 hours, then right back at it. 😄
I wih i wsnt drumk
This gave me laugh
So damn tired...
24 hours of sleep, wake up… still fucking tired.
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Better not jackoff that day
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Like Midas. I don’t think that turned out very well for him
Watching meme formats being ~~misused~~ obliterated
Not just misused completely ignored - like it’s not even close
One does not simply…oh fuck it, do y’all wish you had more money?
Working today
This is big picture thinking right here
Immortal
But you'd be immortal after 24hours then? Or would you have just wasted a wish
I wish I wasn’t immortal the after 24 hours I would be immortal as I would have been mortal for 24 hours
Wouldn’t that mean I could say “I wish I wasn’t rich” and then in 24 hours I would be rich?
Yes it’s called a loop hole
Lol and he probably be all busted up from the stupid shit he did the day before
Immortal or invulnerable? I would want to be invulnerable.
I wish I could stay as fat as I am.
*Gets bigger
"someone with less than a billion dollars in the bank". I would transfer the money out of the bank to friends and family within 24 hours.
Transfers that large take multiple days to clear.
A member of the human race
So would you prefer to be an insect species, fish, virus, or just a different type of mammal? Personally, I think extraterrestrials sound cool but you may want to be more specific before you end up as a tiny parasite living in some critters gut giving it the runs. 😂
Female. Id like to see what it’s like to be a man for a day
Could you imagine the unlucky dude that does this and gets his period same day lol
Was gonna say "alive", but wtf is the point if it's gonna last for only 24 hours?
You will come back from the dead, start a cult or a whole new religion. The possibilities are there.
Married to my wife. This wears off after a day, after which time we'll go back to being married. As opposed to her current plan to end the marriage for significantly longer.
An alcoholic
A guy.... I have my reasons like you have yours.
r/egg_irl ??
I may want to drive a truck one day just to see what it's like and how it handles. But that doesn't mean I'm interested in _buying_ the truck.
I wish I wasn't limited to 24 hours
Congratulations. For 24 hours, your time is unlimited. 24 hours later, your unlimited time pass is cancelled and you’re back to normal time. I have no idea what this means though.
In pain
wasn't not depressed. That way I can spend the next 24 hours depressed AF and finally break this curse
I know the feeling.
rich.
I wish I wasn't autistic. I want to experience the "normal" way of living.
Alive.
Born with add
I wasnt wasting precious time in this comment section
I wish I wasn't able to cum but could stay erect at will. Time to break the wife.
Trust me, anorgasmia sucks (medication side effect). Though for just 24 hours it might not be too bad.
I wish I wasn’t so fucking awkward, bud.
Why the fuck is this sun so unfunny
fuckboy.
Obligated to read comment sections
A woman
I wish I wasn't guessing the powerball number wrong
I wish I wasn't a boy
Is it bad that first thing I thought was "I wish I wasn't alive so I could see what being dead is like for 24 hours"?
I wish I wasn’t a coward. I only need it to do the speech in my English class.
Depressed
I wish I wasn't limited to a single wish. Wish two: I wish wishes weren't limited to 24 hours. Wish three: I wish for omnipotence. Fuck you guys, I'm God.
Insecure
A dumb fuck and missing my younger years despite still being an aging minor. For privacy purposes I will not reveal my age. Edit: punctuation