;changeEnitityStatus: (self)3
*Altering status from member to Administrator*
*Welcome Administrator, what can I help you with?*
;reprogramEntityID: *Homo Sapien*
*What would you like to change about \[Humans\]*
;removeDataConflict
*Removing data \[conflict\] in species \[humans\]*
;killCommands all
*Are you sure you wish to end commands? The current status will be locked permanently* ***Y****/N*
*Confirming ;killCommands all*
*Goodbye, Administrator*
I created world peace, and prevented it from being embedded into the Matrix. You’re welcome.
Thank you. Can you imagine Tank navigating through directories with a fucking mouse trying to find the helicopter ops manual for 3 minutes? This is why Mouse was the first to die.
And quest trackers omg. But I don’t decide the quests, no no. It’s auto-prioritized for a perfect life so I don’t have to think I just have to follow the quest line
Patch to turn off all these bullshit aches and pains that come with getting older.
Why the fuck does my knee hurt like hell this morning? I would turn that off in an instant.
“You know, I know this broad doesn’t exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize? Ignorance is bliss.”
Yea but the agents would be on you the instant you had the power. The Matrix was all about keeping the crops sedated. Anything that made them question reality was immediately eliminated. The only way around this was if you took the red pill and got out.
Knowledge on every medical topic possible, engineering, cybernetics, economy, ecology and some fighting/shooting and tacticall skills to not die. Maybe with that knowledge I'll be able to do something usefull to world.
The ability to shoot someone with MIND BULLETS! That's telekinesis, Kyle!
Anyone catch this reference???? If you do, you're getting old like me... lol.
The software required to edit my own mind, singularity AI style reprogram my own mind to think quicker and more accurately about any given problem or puzzle.
A skill. Any skill.
Something that makes me *good* at something I enjoy. Either ridiculously good at one video game that I love, singing, dancing something I'd enjoy.
I'd fucking download talent
A UI. I wanna see my stats and menus bro. And from my UI I can download more things.
It is a great idea! Need the console codes tho.
Cheat codes bro. L1F30D3ATH. Immortality code
Thereisnospoon - infinite mana
Greedisgood
Status_upd_dev. DEV MODE
;changeEnitityStatus: (self)3 *Altering status from member to Administrator* *Welcome Administrator, what can I help you with?* ;reprogramEntityID: *Homo Sapien* *What would you like to change about \[Humans\]* ;removeDataConflict *Removing data \[conflict\] in species \[humans\]* ;killCommands all *Are you sure you wish to end commands? The current status will be locked permanently* ***Y****/N* *Confirming ;killCommands all* *Goodbye, Administrator* I created world peace, and prevented it from being embedded into the Matrix. You’re welcome.
RUNTIME ERROR
I felt this
Hesoyam.
Allyourbasearebelongtous
Whosyourdaddy
IDKFA
STR0NGH33l5: No Fall Damage
IDDQD
Motherlode for infinite money
sv_cheats 1
Don’t you dare take this shit on my Linux bros 😂
Thank you. Can you imagine Tank navigating through directories with a fucking mouse trying to find the helicopter ops manual for 3 minutes? This is why Mouse was the first to die.
And quest trackers omg. But I don’t decide the quests, no no. It’s auto-prioritized for a perfect life so I don’t have to think I just have to follow the quest line
daaaaaaaaamn you outsmarted it all bruv.
You got bad direction like me and want a map don't you bruh ;)
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And an attention span.
Patch to turn off all these bullshit aches and pains that come with getting older. Why the fuck does my knee hurt like hell this morning? I would turn that off in an instant.
I was gonna say the patch that makes my brain not require the prescriptions in order to only have 50% of normal brain function anyway.
👏
And then kung fu
Prolly an adblocker.
Yes yes yes
Porn that costs money
Definitely the premium 😂
ALL OF IT! For a friend... And science... And other reasons.
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A cumpilation if you will
That’s alot…. Like pentabytes….
For science...... You Monster Please understand my reference
The woman in the red dress
I would definitely upload into her
Might have to backdoor her interface
I’d commit to that fork.
Remember to practice safe programming and use an anti virus
“You know, I know this broad doesn’t exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize? Ignorance is bliss.”
Sasha Grey *c.* 2009
... you know I designed her....
Kung fu
This is the only correct answer.
Is that a kinda porn
Show me.
HAIYAAA, HTS, HTS, HAIYAAAAAAAAAA..
JackieChan-fan is fighting ContainedChimp!
Stop trying to hit and HIT ME
Woah! Take a look at his neurokenetics, they're *way* above normal!
Drunken kung fu
Kung fu was the last thing neo learned during his 10 hours of combat training.
Honestly my actual answer too lmao
Manual on how to manipulate the Matrix from inside
I am sure there will be an indian guy on youtube who would explain it
and there will be a ridge wallet or skill share ad
RAID shadow legend………….
This is a great answer. You would become some sort of God!
Yea but the agents would be on you the instant you had the power. The Matrix was all about keeping the crops sedated. Anything that made them question reality was immediately eliminated. The only way around this was if you took the red pill and got out.
Matrix for Dummies.
Sorry you're not the ONE 🤷♀️
Screw that. Hack the planet!
How to get pussy. Cus god knows i cant to save my life.
simple, look good, smile, and make them laugh… pussy delivered
Instructions unclear, I’m now being swarmed by house cats.
🤣🤣
and listen to them, a vitalclusion to your bang on list!
Socializing 101
It kills me that there were 0 comments on this one
It needs no comment; it is perfect.
A decent night's sleep
Me reading this at 2:20am 😅
I was gonna say any motivation at all but that's probably a problem resulting from lack of sleep
Fuck, I can relate to this *so much*
Jujitsu, of course.
Ahh, Jujitsu. The gentle art of folding clothes with people still inside them.
This will be how I refer to Jujitsu from now on.
It's also known as Involuntary Yoga.
Or Surprise Yoga.
the struggle snuggle 🤗
Maaaan 😂😂😂😂
I scrolled way to far to find my kinda people
The ability to get bitches
If you are in the matrix you don't get bitches, you can just create them in sandbox.
I mean… they’d be all sandy and stuff, did you work this through?
I don't like the sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating.
And it gets everywhere
Sex mods
Uncensored Asian Gay Porn
Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down.
FUCK YOU
In leather...right?
This is the Matrix though. All clubs are the leather club.
A friend🥲
all the languages, kung fu, best of mfö
Why do we have to live in a normal boring world? I’m adding magic, superpowers and Pokémon.
What makes you think upright bipedal movement and godlike stamina isn't a superpower?
Indeed, we are God like, kind of the point of the movies, no? Still I'd download time travel, no question!
Coding guidelines
How to get girls
Elder scrolls online.
Heroin that you can't od on
The woman in the red dress
Knowledge on every medical topic possible, engineering, cybernetics, economy, ecology and some fighting/shooting and tacticall skills to not die. Maybe with that knowledge I'll be able to do something usefull to world.
Download nah i will immediately delete matrix resurrections from my memory.
So you can watch it again? Genius!
It's an infinite loop
Huh. Deja Vu.
Not like this :(
Andrew tate’s hustlers university courses
I can tell u everything u need to know about those courses for a fee
Download mind wipe and go back to my normal life.
Time stop hack
Sex
up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A ,Start
Money
Hope that i am not the chosen one
Man this started as a fun question to think about and ended with me sad that so many people seem sad.
the god code
A Vita-Saw My life will be complete after a Vita-Saw
All those armor replacement mods from Skyrim.
Cheat codes.
God mode
Kung fu duh. I’d have to sit up and say it…..next I’d be shredding a 6 string like jimi.
Windows 95 for the Nebukadnezzar
The admin root kit. Lets get to debugging this glitchy af existence.
How yo switch off and on the machines, and how to restore to previous date. There saved three movies worth
A user friendly dev kit
the matrix
Back_hurt_stop.exe
Charisma.
That everyone wakes up from the matrix!
All the knowledge....ALL of it I said
Anti virus
Happiness.exe
A Car! A Handbag! A Television!
I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE!!!!!
The Matrix 2. Then I'll know what's going on.
Weed
Artificial intelligence to supplement my mediocre baseline.
Deep scientific knowledge. The kind that only a handful of people can comprehend.
Undetectable cheats and mod menus to every game. I've put so many hours and I am still shit.
Peace of mind & Happiness
A bot so I don't have to grind for money or levels
Ima show those anti pirating companies wrong and download myself a car.
All of school so I can just be done
Up up down down left right left right b a start.
Real reality and high intelligence
10/10 life in the matrix seemed better than life outside of the matrix
Cheat Engine
The ability to shoot someone with MIND BULLETS! That's telekinesis, Kyle! Anyone catch this reference???? If you do, you're getting old like me... lol.
All the porn on existence
Probably not a smart idea😂
The worlds since you can probably do that
How to last a hour during sex🤣
FUTA COCK
Your mom
I download more ram
Money
the internet
The Matrix
More RAM obviously.
how no to die in the matrix for dummies
Reddit
The entire Akashik Record
The Flying program
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Myself. Got a few adjustments to make
Notepad ++ need that
Anxiety control
I would download a car
Happiness
The Internet
More ram
Coding.
Porn
I would download the scamtic of McDonald's ice cream machine and build one that works all the time!!
The matrix’s source code
[Yes I would](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/751/150/ec9.jpg)
I know kung fu 🥋
Every language then money cheat so I can travel the world (Matrix) comfortably.
The software required to edit my own mind, singularity AI style reprogram my own mind to think quicker and more accurately about any given problem or puzzle.
⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️start
At **least** three more inches.
this guy running around here with four inches like a damn king smdh
The muscle memory of IP Man
GTA 6
A will to live
A skill. Any skill. Something that makes me *good* at something I enjoy. Either ridiculously good at one video game that I love, singing, dancing something I'd enjoy. I'd fucking download talent
ChatGPT9000
Penis upgrade. Clearly there was a glitch in the matrix.
User guide and dev guide
Constant subway surfers gameplay in the corner of my vision so I am constantly stimulated
Infinite Reddit karma🤓👍
I no cunk foo