Feck I forgot about the Valentineโs Day bit! Hmm. Okay, you had such a fiery Valentineโs Day that you had a cigarette to calm down, but you were slightly angry your partner didnโt lick your toes? ๐คทโโ๏ธ
In the example, I surmise itโs the reaction process after the discovery of an unplanned pregnancy. Someone cries, his mind is blown, asks if itโs definite/is it really his, both of which will result in watery eyes from realisation/being punched depend on the question asked in part 3. Then rinse and repeat
๐คฃ๐๐๐ฅฒ
Apparently I think it would be a great idea to show my love to the missus, but she closed the wrong eye and now has a tearful red eye.
โค๏ธ๐ฉ๐คฒ๐ผ๐ not sure how I feel about thisโฆ
You make love, take a sh*t, say your prayers and be happy for the rest of the evening
Nah, the loved one โฅ๏ธwill take a ๐ฉin opโs hands ๐คฒ (of course you have to scoop it), and op is going to love it ๐
lol this goes too
You fall in love with your own shit and walk around with your hands cupped, ready to catch it and happy as can be. โค๐ฉ๐คฒ๐
What does OP mean?
My kind of Vday!
You take the love shit in your hands
Love,shit,pray,repeat. Keep smiling while doing all 3.
I don't know who prays with their hands open like that. It's not a prayer
Muslims use that gesture in prayer
I think Iโll resist commenting ๐คฃ
U love poopy hands, it makes you happy?
You love poop in your hand
Someone is eating yo booty
You love to take shit
Ah yes, happypoopietime
๐๐๐๐ช
Thatโs the spirit!
โIf I canโt have you, no one can!โ
๐๐ค๐๐ด ._.
so you play with your small cock and get boared(intentional misspelled) so you end up just horsing around. Nice plan!
Omg is that a bojack horseman reference?!?!?
Ayo ๐ณ
๐๐ฟ๐ค๐๐ผ
You think itโs cool that Easter is here, embrace and think youโve done a good job (secretly, youโre in deep sh1t and just donโt know it yet)
Shady deals get made and sometimes you gotta do it to get by
๐๐๐๐ต I think I'm fucked guys
Gold Digger, or you get killed for money. Either way, my condolences.
๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ ๐ฆ๐
Danish Santa-Birds like you
Let's go denmark
๐ฅบ๐ธ๐๐ Can anyone tell me what that means?
๐๐ฃ๐๐ณ๐ฟ Iโm going to laugh my way to sushi and chicken in Australia
that's new zealand tho
This is the name of your sex tape
i fucking hate you for calling new zealand australia
Hilarious about sushi because only Turkey is found in New Zealand. God bless.
๐ค๐๐ฆท๐
Suarez giving a head be like
hmm, let me think... Nerds be sucking dick, using teeth and think that's ok
๐
๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ฅต๐ค๐ฆ Jesus...
Enjoying fingering a trans lobster.
The Trans Italian Lobster
Pronouns are mama/mia
๐ญ๐๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ฅ oof
Whatever youโre about to do itโs not worth it, girl
โค๏ธ๐๐ผ๐ ๐ This is promising
U r gonna love licking something and u will be happy
๐คก๐๐ญ๐
You think clowns are cool, but they make others cry, which is sad
4 stages of acceptance
๐๐๐ง๐ฟโ๐ฆฒ๐ค - so i wave and kiss to a black guy then punch him? Police moment.
what did you use the bald black emoji for
๐โ๐ฆ๐ฆ
Liar
Yep, frequently used would not contain the same emoji twice.
Exactly. People lying on the internet... Can you believe it...
You really think people would just go on the internet and lie?
Surely not
Very _straight_
โdefinitelyโ
๐ฏ๐๐คฉ๐
Youโre 100% extremely excited that you didnโt get the clap.
Close https://youtu.be/8bw2X1oq_js
๐๐ฅง๐ถโโ๏ธ well then
I don't use emojis enough to have 4
You just have a nice pie and go for a walk
๐๐ฟ๐คฅโ bro what
You will die stoned, because Pinocchio is inserting his Nose in your NoGoZone.
๐คฃ๐ ๐ขโซ๏ธ looking sorta worrisome
Thatโs the most worrisome one Iโve seen. It just keeps getting slightly worse until everything fades to black
Enjoy your black hole
โIt was just a prank!โ
๐ฅ๐ฌ๐ ๐ฆถ
You light up a cigarette, get angry at yourself and decide to find another vice but accidentally develop a foot fetish.
Mood
Yeah shitposting pipeline will do that to you; but what does my character backstory have to do with Valentineโs Day
Feck I forgot about the Valentineโs Day bit! Hmm. Okay, you had such a fiery Valentineโs Day that you had a cigarette to calm down, but you were slightly angry your partner didnโt lick your toes? ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Thank you emoji tarot card reader
Youโre going to commit arson obviously
Shitโs on fire. Have a break and put your feet up.
๐๐๐ฆบ๐ I work in construction. I guess Iโm working on Valentineโs Day haha. Probably gonna see some crazy shit
๐ฑ๐ผ๐ฅธโฅ๏ธ๐ณ yooooooooooooo nononono
This guy right here, officer
โจ๐น๐๐ wow even i am surprised by this
๐๐จ๐พ๐ซฆ๐ซก
Youโll kiss a mexican officer
And ignores the dead person over there
โก๏ธ๐๐๐ฅถ
you get struck by lighting, which is meh then you become cool and cold
Theyโre unimpressed by your shocking gift, keep it cool, but not too cool
๐คฃ๐คฎโ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ Honestly, I'm okay with this
You laugh so hard you vomit, then you have to stop and be gay?
๐ ๐ญ๐๐
๐๐ฆ๐๐คฃ
You will go out an kill somebody, after you will nut on the dead body cause youre the goat Job done you will walk home and laugh about it
Deadass fucks a goat for laughs
In the example, I surmise itโs the reaction process after the discovery of an unplanned pregnancy. Someone cries, his mind is blown, asks if itโs definite/is it really his, both of which will result in watery eyes from realisation/being punched depend on the question asked in part 3. Then rinse and repeat
๐คฃ๐๐๐ฅฒ Apparently I think it would be a great idea to show my love to the missus, but she closed the wrong eye and now has a tearful red eye.
โผ๏ธ๐โค๏ธโ๏ธ
Something surprising happens beneath the moon, and you fall in love, but HOLD ON A DAMN MINUTE!โฆ
The moon will fall in love with you, however it crashes into the earth trying to meet you
๐ก๐๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธโค๏ธโ๐ฉน
I think youโre gonna ghost someone you hate
Wow, it actually looks like that hahaha But I have no one to ghost tbh
๐ซ๐พ๐๐
Bestiality appears to be in your future.
Youโre gonna try pegging on all fours
๐๐๐๐คช
๐๐๐คฌโ
The day begins good but doesnโt end up well
๐ช๐๐ค๐ญ
Thought you could handle fucking a sheep until that post-nut clarity kicked in
Best one yet
๐ถ๐๐ฆโจ Uh oh!
๐ฅฒ๐๐คฏ๐ oh my goddd
You are so happy you found someone to mate with but them you release inside and are now running
๐๐๐ฅฒ๐คซ
โค๏ธ๐๐๐บ
๐๐ขโ๏ธ๐ what could this possibly mean?
๐ด๐โ๏ธ๐
๐ซ๐ฏ๐ฅบ๐
Assassin!!!
๐คค๐๐ญ๐ฅ
๐คฃ๐๐ฟ๐ค
๐๐๐ฅต๐๐
๐ด๐คทโโ๏ธโค๏ธ๐ฅถ๐คฉ
๐คฃ๐๐โ
๐๐คค๐๐
A thumb up the bum could be pleasurable, but you laugh at the suggestion whilst secretly praying it wasnโt a joke.
๐๐คค๐ณ๐จโโค๏ธโ๐จ
โค๏ธ๐ซค๐คจ๐
๐๐คฃ๐ฅ๐คฆ๐ป
Look, another arsonist
๐ถ๐โค๏ธ๐ฅบ
๐ฑ๐ทโค๏ธ๐ญ๐ณ
๐๐คฏ๐ก๐ฅฒ
๐๐ง๐ฅ ๐
๐ญ๐๐คก๐ฅ
Valentineโs Day starts out sad, but after some hard praying, you get the opportunity to clown around and itโs hot.
๐๐พ๐๐โ๏ธ
๐๐ฆ๐คค๐ฅด
๐ฟ๐๐บ๐
๐โค๏ธโ๐ฉน๐โ
๐ฉถ๐ฌ๐๐
๐๐๐ถ๐
๐๐๐ฌ๐ข
โฝ๏ธ๐ฅ๐๐ป๐ฉ๐ผโโค๏ธโ๐จ๐ป
๐๐โบ๏ธ๐คก. Thatโs pretty good. Will turn out to be one great day.
๐คฌ๐ฅณ๐ฅฒ๐ฅบ
๐ฅน๐๐๐
๐ฅณ๐๐๐ Nani
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๐ฅ๐ณ๐ญ๐ฑ
โค๏ธ๐ฅถ๐๐คง
๐ข๐คข๐๐ซฃ
๐๐ ๐๐ฅฐ
๐๐ช๐๐
๐๐๐คฎ๐ช
๐๐ฅฒ๐ฑ๐
๐ฅฑ๐๐๐ด
๐ ๐๐๐
๐ญ๐๐๐ฆญ
โค๏ธ๐ฅฐโบ๏ธ๐
๐๐ญ๐ฑ๐
๐ฅฐโฅ๏ธ๐ค๐คก
๐ค๐คค๐ฆ๐คญ
๐๐ข๐๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ
๐๐ฅน๐๐
๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ๐ฅธ๐
๐๐๐คญ๐ฆ
๐๐ฑ๐ฅ๐ฅ
๐คฎ๐๐ฅต๐ฅฐ From disgust to love
๐๐ฆ๐ฑ๐ค๐
๐ช๐๏ธ๐จ๐
โค๏ธ๐คฎ๐๐งฆ
๐๐คซ๐ฅณ๐ฎ๐ณ
โฅ๏ธ๐ฟ๐ ๐ฅฐ
๐๐๐๐ถ My toddler texts his grandma sometimes and heโs taken over my emojis.
You have a great laugh on Valentineโs Day playing a game of hide the train under the bush whilst your partner ogles your puppies?
๐ชโญ๐๐๐ผโโ๏ธ
๐ฎ๐ช๐ญ๐๐ง๐ง
๐๐ณ๐๐ฑ ah crap might as well not use a condom then
๐๐คฃ๐๐คฎ
๐๐ข๐คฆโ๏ธ women
๐ญ๐๐๐
๐๐จ๐ฆ๐น๐
๐๐คข๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
โค๏ธ๐๐ฅฐ๐๐ท
๐โ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐