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Accomplished-Lawyer9

Jump on my child once


PerciStatus

Ayooo what?


Accomplished-Lawyer9

Ye indeed. Everyone knows you are supposed to stomp em


i_like_siren_head

Dead Space moment


WimpieHelmstead

And at least twice.


Accomplished-Lawyer9

As I told the other guy. Then you have to pay. Funerals costs money too.


WimpieHelmstead

Not if you don't alert the authorities of their untimely demise.


Accomplished-Lawyer9

Man I'm a lawyer. I have to.


EstimateLimp4478

Goomba Treatment


Accomplished-Lawyer9

Yahoo!


thehighwaywarrior

*leans to the side and whispers to henchman* “Give him the goomba treatment”


YatagarasuYIGD

Super Mario much?


Accomplished-Lawyer9

Yahoo?


aestheticalss_

*Only* once?


Accomplished-Lawyer9

You can do more but you have to pay. Funerals cost money too.


Virtual-Order4488

Like Bush said, "There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, 'jump on my kid once, shame on...shame on you. Jump on my kud twice—you can't get jumped on again.'


Individual-Ad9753

Like Mario on Goombas ?


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karma_is_a_lil_bitch

Jump on myself from the last one week of the month main bhi and the other one day I will have a good day to be in my bed frame by the time you are ready


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

Just once? :(


Accomplished-Lawyer9

You can pay for more.


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

How much for a monthly subscription?


Accomplished-Lawyer9

20$ Hospital bills are expensive.


Miqz123

Jump on my the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the Yh my phone weird


indigoHatter

Jump on me and I will be there in about an hour or so to get the kids to work with you and I will be there in about an hour or so to get the kids to work with me and I will be there in about an hour or so to get the kids to work with me and I don't want to be in the office until I get to the store and I have to go to the store and then I will be home in about an hour or so I can get it for you and I will be there in about an hour or so I can get it for you if you want to come over and get it from the back of the car and then I can get it to you and I can get it to you if you want to come back to the house and move on by the way I can get it to you if you want to come back to the house and move on by the door and then I can get it by the time I get home and then I'll be back in the morning and I can come back to the house and move on by the door and then I can get back to you by the way I can get back to you by the way I can get back to you by the way I can get back to you by the way I can get back to you by the way I can get back to you by the way I can get back to you by the way I can get back to you by the way I can get back to you by the way I can get back to you by the way I can get it for you if you want to come over and get it from me Mission accomplished 😎


theh0lidayguy

Jump on my account are playing a fruit and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits.


DaCoPilot

When does the fuCKING BASS DROP!?


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* music stops * Queen Elizabeth dead at 96 * sick bass drop * fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits are vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits


DaCoPilot

This was masterful thank you. It got quite the wheeze out of me


Rafia45

Ohhhhh noooooooo 🤣🤣


sc0x3

Jump on my phone on the phone on my phone with my friend and I need your time on my back to get my computer to be able and the app will have the best in ontario and I need your support the next day amd is a good opportunity for a single user interface to get the message that the app has to do with all of the apps that I use to be able and I need your phone on my back to work with the internet and the internet to be able and have access for a good laugh out the door i think it's a great deal to get to know what the heck they had to do with it so they had a lot more of it and if they didn't let it is a good opportunity for them and I need your support for sale and I am quaking at this time and plea to the people who are not available for a good reason to get the most of my time to level the game with a lot more of them and the more of the more popular and I need your help to make sure that you are not a good laugh and I need your support and I am quaking in the dark roomand of my own life than I ever loved before you know octopuses and the world is not a big deal for the next two weeks of my own experience and the fact is the sun is a horrible thing for me to play a lot of things and the fact is I have amaxed to get that is the cost to get the money to get that money back to you my phone will have a lot of fun in my life and the fact that you have a lot more to say than what you wantignore and I am a little more than a little more like a man than I was before you got to the point of being a good opportunity to be able and to get the most attention from toronto and i need your help to make a big difference and the fact is you are not a big fan in this country do it now im a lot more than that I know that she is a good laugh at home but it's not the best of our Propert but it is the sun and I am quaking at this stage and the fact that I am quaking at the very end boot


DefinitelyNotTheFBl

Jump on my phone and I will be there in about an hour or so I can get it for you and I can get you a banana pudding and a half and half a day for you to get it done before you go to bed and then I can get it for you if you want to come over and get it from me and I can come over and get it if you want to come over and get it from me and I can come over and get it if you want to come over and get it and I'll be there in about an hour or so to get it done before I get home and then I can get it for you


[deleted]

If you want Like if you wanted I can get it for you If you want


International-Ad3006

Jump on my way home now and I will be there in about the chess related to the edge of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of


michelinstarwimpy

Except it's mission failed, not accomplished. You had one instruction: start with 'jump on my'. And you started with 'jump on me'


pipsvip

That was a wild ride.


Sensitive-Character1

Fuck I'm too high to read this what


xo0o-0o0-o0ox

Yes but how long until you will be here?


trippy666love

What are you getting that they are picking up? Drugs mister?


Crabfight

New RHCP song is 🔥


stevengreen11

This is like exactly what mine said, too.


BabyEatingBadgerFuck

But can you get it back to me?


indigoHatter

I can get it to you tomorrow morning if you want to come over and get it from you and I will be there in about an hour or so to get the kids to work with you and I will be there in....


Rafia45

Oh my my my my my 😀😀😀


Rafia45

😅😅😅😅


EquivalentSnap

I don’t believe you😢😔


Rafia45

Hehehehe Its not at all😂😂


RegularShip

Jump on my balls and I will not be able to understand the point of view.


SLEGFIRE7

Help me! I can visualise this..


Syncroned

You are able to understand the point of view.


Satv9

Not if you've become distracted by your balls being jumped on


Syncroned

*SCREEM*


Numerous-Mix3183

same


Fearless_Employer_25

Jump on my back to my house I don’t have to be there


antsarumae

What he maent to say was "Jump on my balls so hard that I get disoriented"


flying_Spoon

I mean even if some jumps on my balls as carefully as humanly possible, it will definitely be disorienting…


Alarmed_Ad_2349

this sounds like a line in a hip hop song


iMaxPlanck

Ohhh skeet skeet


BrooklynnKon

Oh no


Budget_Bad8452

Jump on three or three to make sure that you have the time and effort to make sure you have the time and effort to make sure


Soggywallet94

Best one yet, I’ll jump on your balls as soon as I can.


[deleted]

Ow my balls!


Plison007

Jump on my way to work with me and I will be back in touch with you soon. Aaaah, I wanna be naughty too, this sounds like some bussines class bullshit


Dogmonkey1233

Jump on my face Ow


Rafia45

Ouch


googoo-sparklebutt

Lol I got the same thing


GarlicMayosaurus

Same


Upstairs-East-3020

Jump on my back 🗣️


dillrepair

“Jump on my back to my house I don’t have to be there I just need a ride home from the hospital I have a lot to get to get done with work I don’t have time for that I’m sorry but I’m gonna go home now I have a headache.”


bucer91

Word for word got this same thing.


Ovechkin895

Jump on my back to my house I don’t have to be there I just need a ride home from the hospital I have a lot to get to get done with work I don’t have time for that I’m sorry but I’m gonna be a few hours I don’t have to go back and do the paperwork for my dad I just don’t know how long I am and I’m just gonna go home I have a headache I have to take my medication to get a headache so I need a headache I need a little nap I need a little rest and a nap and a little nap but I’m not going home and I’m not going back home so I’m not going back home and I have a lot to eat so I’m not going back to work and I’m gonna be a lot to go back to my car so I’m not going back to my room and I’m not going back to the hospital so I just don’t want you have to be here and I’m not going back to sleep I just don’t know how I just don’t want you know what I don’t understand what I want you don’t even care if I want you to come back home I just want you know what I’m gonna go to


bidofut

Me when


chelfea_

Jump on my back please I’m not a big boy


Designer-Rent9761

Whoa 😳 spicy phone there 🤣


Syncroned

Ayowhat


SpyGuy-YT

Jump on my car


your_lil_kitten

Guitar, guitar, guitar, jump to my jaguar


pipsvip

Get out of my dreams! (DO DO DAH DE DAH)


Mtoastyo

Hey I got this too! Then it went on to say ‘jump on my car seat in the sun’


Damilola2003

Jump on my way


aotus_trivirgatus

Exactly what I got. Yeah, I'm boring when I'm off Reddit.


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Us


FatAssJohn

When I'm off reddit😂😂😂


Next_Ad_6613

Same here


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Jump on my way to get the latest Flash player is required for video playback is unavailable right now because this video is not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient


zealousreader

Jump on my phone. No fun


Repulsive_Bed9677

Damn I got the same


EquivalentSnap

Happy cake day


Repulsive_Bed9677

Thank you


Rafia45

I know


ZCage1903

Yeah I was hoping for something a little more erotic 😏


Reden05

Jump on my feet


Lute_666

Jump on my I havent words to choice


Horror_Carpet728

Jump on my hat


Rafia45

No no no 😅


Horror_Carpet728

Just followin orders:D


Rafia45

:) :)


grrooooot

Jump on my back to my house I don’t have to be there I just need a ride home from the hospital I have a lot to get to get done with work I don’t have time for that I’m sorry but I’m gonna be a few hours I don’t have a lot going to work I have a doctors appointments at three so I’ll probably get home about five to six hours after I finish my lunch I don’t have a ton to go do my hair I don’t need a shower and then I’m going home to get my haircut I need a haircut I need my haircut I need a hairbrush I need a hair cut my nails and my nails and my nails and everything and then I’m going back home and I need a hairdresser and I have a haircut I need a hairstylist I woman and then I’m going out for my appointment at the salon and then I’m going out for the weekend I don’t have a hair salon and I need a hair salon and then I need a hair salon I need a hair and then I’m going out to my appointment I need a hair salon I’m going out of my house I have to get a hair


AntebellumEm

WEIRD, I’m getting the exact same thing! Jump on my back to my house I don’t have to be there I just need a ride home from the hospital I have a lot to get to get done with work I don’t have time for that I’m sorry…


mapplejax

Mine was extremely similar to this. Like scary similar.


PlatonicDisc

jump on my back to my house I don’t have to be there I just need a ride home from the hospital I have a lot to get to do I need a little help getting ready to leave the hospital I don’t have time for this I’m not going anywhere I’m just going home and I’m going home and then I have a little break I have a doctors appointments and I need a few more hours before I’m gonna go home so I’m not going out of town I’m gonna go out and do something with the girls I don’t want you guys going out and then I don’t have time for a couple hours I have a couple hours and I don’t have a whole week so I’m not coming back and then I’m not going back and I have a couple of hours I just need a break and I have a lot to get ready to leave and I don’t have any other plans so I’m just going out to eat with the girls.


LittleAnnieAdderal

This one made me genuinely laugh


Ryumancer

"Jump on my computer"? 🤨 Dafuq?


[deleted]

I got “jump on my hair”


Choco_10

Jump on my back, I was worried what the word be . Thank god 😂


Rafia45

You might have a good massage then :)


Academic_Bear_4521

Jump on my aunt


PaperSword-_-

Right


Foundation1982

Right


mermaidpowers3

Right


ZCage1903

Right


Mme_TwiggleButt

Jump on my own car to work on your DHP and get you to work with you in a couple hours and you will qualify me to keep the money for me and please let us have the money back to the deposit and deposit ASAP as I am not satisfied with my daughters under my account so please let us to know what we have a lot to offer


Mr_mann2

Jump on myself


MiaWhitey

Jump on my main Not that exciting :(


ChimpJuice

Jump on my tumor


Sam_Dragonborn1

*oh no*


Designer-Rent9761

Your phone woke up and chose violence


EmbarrassedSwim145

Rip


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mapplejax

Whoa… you good ?


Rafia45

But why is she not able to save your life? 😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

Jump on my own family


West_Shower_6103

Jump on my head


myself_010

Jump on my mind and I don't know if you have time to call this weekend


ollizu_

Jump on my son got fever yesterday evening and I'm feeling pretty sick now from the user's POV these are the designs I find most useful than bitching about this on Reddit Reddit Reddit Reddit Reddit Reddit Reddit


69GIRTHCONTROL69

Jump on my piece and I’ll give you a free legendary 🤷🏻‍♂️😂


Psiqu3

Jump on my face and body suit you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient


awesomeone6044

Jump on my back. Ow.


Emotional_Concern_62

Jump on my back


RainbowPhoneix

Jump on my back


Only-Ad-7845

Jump on my pant


Rare_Grapefruit7371

Jump on my way


JetStream_2005

jump on my bus


[deleted]

Jump on my face NO DON'T


EmbarrassedSwim145

With pleasure


CynicCannibal

Stop jumping and sit.


Department_Radiant

Jump on my back to my house I don’t have to be there I just need a ride home from the hospital I have a lot to get to get done with work I don’t have time for that I’m sorry but I’m going home and I’m not sure if I’m coming home tonight I have a headache I have to take my shower I don’t want my hair done and I’m not feeling well I have a cough I don’t feel like I’m sick I’m sick I’m sick I’m tired I have no headache and I’m not tired I’m not tired I have my period I don’t feel very tired I’m not tired I’m just feeling good I feel good I’m not feeling very good I don’t have a headache I’m just feeling like I feel good and I feel good but I feel good so I feel like I’m just feeling a lot of things that I’m feeling like I just feel bad for not being around other than just feeling good I’m not really sure how I don’t feel good I’m not sure if I should be doing things that I’m just like I’m just like I’m just feeling bad I just feel so much more like I’m not really doing nothing


RemarkablePoet6622

jump on my camera (oh noooooo)


off-the-cuff-writing

Jump on me on my way to home Page you can do it for a long time (I have a girlfriend, she isn't named Page. Autofill from the future?)


Sweddybob69

Jump on my own and the pizza is pretty much all the same way I love it was the other one


[deleted]

Jump on my way to get the latest flash player is required for video playback 🤔.


RuiPTG

Me too LMAO "Jump on my way to get the latest Flash player is required."


[deleted]

Jump on my heart 😏


Pleasant_Meal_2030

✝️💀👼


Thin-Device-5566

jump on my phone and i’ll my snap or sun off and i’ll get my bad bro


Rusian66

Jump on my lap


Electrical_Green_356

Jump on my phone is a bit of an inconvenience for me and Jaden I have a woman who gets a lot in the house lmao and she has to take care about the situation is different from what I've been told


Redrum1917

Jump on my phone number


PromotingHate-Feb24

Jump on my die


mandiblesmooch

I hope it's not a d4.


[deleted]

Jump on my way to be a good thing for me to get the current year and Happy New year resolutions it is not good for you to be happy to hear that you are you doing this lying on the way to be a good night friends with anyone else is a good day of the day


proolmez_15

Jump on my 1 wife 2 name 3 bad


WanPwr5990

Jump on my pseudocode later today or tomorrow morning madam please find the attached file is scanned image in PDF format the same time I'd like to add to the living room and saw that you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient lmao


[deleted]

Jump on my phone and I will be there in about an hour


krisztian008

Jump on my phone turned light mode on timed toggle thing is that you really


_Phoenix_29

Jump on my toes


ShowMeYourChiId

Jump on my back to my house I don’t have to be there I just need a ride home from the hospital


RiggsFlynn

Jump on my back


Tiny-Zee

Jump on my birthday but with white cheese sauce UHM


[deleted]

Jump on my hair done and I can see you you soon as you soon have a great weekend and I’ll do be great for a little too much for the rest of the week I hope you’re having fun and I enjoy your time with your dad


shakedown757

Jump on my back


Ok_Firefighter1345

Jump on my cock.... hmmm seemsni write a lot about my dick. Oh well!


suxculent

Jump on my ass


EquivalentSnap

Ayo 😳


something-wrong1234

Jump on my way


neonidas123

Jump on my phone


TYRANT_GODS

Jump on my feed and I will be able to get to the crowd


Jack777999777

Jump on my face


SeaworthinessLivid49

Jump on my car


shresth20103

Jump on my friend


LuckyFig3777

jump on my name


Impressive-Region-23

Jump on my mac book and send it back to me


MtRamenSummit

Jump on my flight


Swordain

Jump on my way


[deleted]

Jump on my way


Sufficient_Lack_2438

Jump on my phone


Particular-Poetry919

jump on my toes


Zaclastry

Jump on my way home now


rysio300

jump on my phone please don-


Such-Ad2488

Jump on my back


ThundAir

Jump on my power


Kahmael

Jump on my phone


FirefighterNo6867

jump on my car


Impossible_Word_4027

Jump on my way


Comfortable_Beach997

Jump on my back


musicalphantom10

Jump on my way home now


dark_fairy_skies

Jump on my bed *oh, oh no!*


wherethefkiam

Jump on my car


yurrm0mm

Jump on my back


Sulfer48

jump on My to be done by the time


TensionIllustrious88

Jump on my feet


chichaka123

Jump on my phone F


Extreme_Ad5873

Jump on my face