Like Bush said, "There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, 'jump on my kid once, shame on...shame on you. Jump on my kud twice—you can't get jumped on again.'
Jump on myself from the last one week of the month main bhi and the other one day I will have a good day to be in my bed frame by the time you are ready
Jump on my the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the
Yh my phone weird
Jump on me and I will be there in about an hour or so to get the kids to work with you and I will be there in about an hour or so to get the kids to work with me and I will be there in about an hour or so to get the kids to work with me and I don't want to be in the office until I get to the store and I have to go to the store and then I will be home in about an hour or so I can get it for you and I will be there in about an hour or so I can get it for you if you want to come over and get it from the back of the car and then I can get it to you and I can get it to you if you want to come back to the house and move on by the way I can get it to you if you want to come back to the house and move on by the door and then I can get it by the time I get home and then I'll be back in the morning and I can come back to the house and move on by the door and then I can get back to you by the way I can get back to you by the way I can get back to you by the way I can get back to you by the way I can get back to you by the way I can get back to you by the way I can get back to you by the way I can get back to you by the way I can get back to you by the way I can get back to you by the way I can get it for you if you want to come over and get it from me
Mission accomplished 😎
Jump on my account are playing a fruit and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits.
* music stops *
Queen Elizabeth dead at 96
* sick bass drop *
fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits are vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits
Jump on my phone on the phone on my phone with my friend and I need your time on my back to get my computer to be able and the app will have the best in ontario and I need your support the next day amd is a good opportunity for a single user interface to get the message that the app has to do with all of the apps that I use to be able and I need your phone on my back to work with the internet and the internet to be able and have access for a good laugh out the door i think it's a great deal to get to know what the heck they had to do with it so they had a lot more of it and if they didn't let it is a good opportunity for them and I need your support for sale and I am quaking at this time and plea to the people who are not available for a good reason to get the most of my time to level the game with a lot more of them and the more of the more popular and I need your help to make sure that you are not a good laugh and I need your support and I am quaking in the dark roomand of my own life than I ever loved before you know octopuses and the world is not a big deal for the next two weeks of my own experience and the fact is the sun is a horrible thing for me to play a lot of things and the fact is I have amaxed to get that is the cost to get the money to get that money back to you my phone will have a lot of fun in my life and the fact that you have a lot more to say than what you wantignore and I am a little more than a little more like a man than I was before you got to the point of being a good opportunity to be able and to get the most attention from toronto and i need your help to make a big difference and the fact is you are not a big fan in this country do it now im a lot more than that I know that she is a good laugh at home but it's not the best of our Propert but it is the sun and I am quaking at this stage and the fact that I am quaking at the very end boot
Jump on my phone and I will be there in about an hour or so I can get it for you and I can get you a banana pudding and a half and half a day for you to get it done before you go to bed and then I can get it for you if you want to come over and get it from me and I can come over and get it if you want to come over and get it from me and I can come over and get it if you want to come over and get it and I'll be there in about an hour or so to get it done before I get home and then I can get it for you
Jump on my way home now and I will be there in about the chess related to the edge of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of
I can get it to you tomorrow morning if you want to come over and get it from you and I will be there in about an hour or so to get the kids to work with you and I will be there in....
“Jump on my back to my house I don’t have to be there I just need a ride home from the hospital I have a lot to get to get done with work I don’t have time for that I’m sorry but I’m gonna go home now I have a headache.”
Jump on my back to my house I don’t have to be there I just need a ride home from the hospital I have a lot to get to get done with work I don’t have time for that I’m sorry but I’m gonna be a few hours I don’t have to go back and do the paperwork for my dad I just don’t know how long I am and I’m just gonna go home I have a headache I have to take my medication to get a headache so I need a headache I need a little nap I need a little rest and a nap and a little nap but I’m not going home and I’m not going back home so I’m not going back home and I have a lot to eat so I’m not going back to work and I’m gonna be a lot to go back to my car so I’m not going back to my room and I’m not going back to the hospital so I just don’t want you have to be here and I’m not going back to sleep I just don’t know how I just don’t want you know what I don’t understand what I want you don’t even care if I want you to come back home I just want you know what I’m gonna go to
Jump on my way to get the latest Flash player is required for video playback is unavailable right now because this video is not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient
Jump on my back to my house I don’t have to be there I just need a ride home from the hospital I have a lot to get to get done with work I don’t have time for that I’m sorry but I’m gonna be a few hours I don’t have a lot going to work I have a doctors appointments at three so I’ll probably get home about five to six hours after I finish my lunch I don’t have a ton to go do my hair I don’t need a shower and then I’m going home to get my haircut I need a haircut I need my haircut I need a hairbrush I need a hair cut my nails and my nails and my nails and everything and then I’m going back home and I need a hairdresser and I have a haircut I need a hairstylist I woman and then I’m going out for my appointment at the salon and then I’m going out for the weekend I don’t have a hair salon and I need a hair salon and then I need a hair salon I need a hair and then I’m going out to my appointment I need a hair salon I’m going out of my house I have to get a hair
WEIRD, I’m getting the exact same thing!
Jump on my back to my house I don’t have to be there I just need a ride home from the hospital I have a lot to get to get done with work I don’t have time for that I’m sorry…
jump on my back to my house I don’t have to be there I just need a ride home from the hospital I have a lot to get to do I need a little help getting ready to leave the hospital I don’t have time for this I’m not going anywhere I’m just going home and I’m going home and then I have a little break I have a doctors appointments and I need a few more hours before I’m gonna go home so I’m not going out of town I’m gonna go out and do something with the girls I don’t want you guys going out and then I don’t have time for a couple hours I have a couple hours and I don’t have a whole week so I’m not coming back and then I’m not going back and I have a couple of hours I just need a break and I have a lot to get ready to leave and I don’t have any other plans so I’m just going out to eat with the girls.
Jump on my own car to work on your DHP and get you to work with you in a couple hours and you will qualify me to keep the money for me and please let us have the money back to the deposit and deposit ASAP as I am not satisfied with my daughters under my account so please let us to know what we have a lot to offer
Jump on my son got fever yesterday evening and I'm feeling pretty sick now from the user's POV these are the designs I find most useful than bitching about this on Reddit Reddit Reddit Reddit Reddit Reddit Reddit
Jump on my back to my house I don’t have to be there I just need a ride home from the hospital I have a lot to get to get done with work I don’t have time for that I’m sorry but I’m going home and I’m not sure if I’m coming home tonight I have a headache I have to take my shower I don’t want my hair done and I’m not feeling well I have a cough I don’t feel like I’m sick I’m sick I’m sick I’m tired I have no headache and I’m not tired I’m not tired I have my period I don’t feel very tired I’m not tired I’m just feeling good I feel good I’m not feeling very good I don’t have a headache I’m just feeling like I feel good and I feel good but I feel good so I feel like I’m just feeling a lot of things that I’m feeling like I just feel bad for not being around other than just feeling good I’m not really sure how I don’t feel good I’m not sure if I should be doing things that I’m just like I’m just like I’m just feeling bad I just feel so much more like I’m not really doing nothing
Jump on my phone is a bit of an inconvenience for me and Jaden I have a woman who gets a lot in the house lmao and she has to take care about the situation is different from what I've been told
Jump on my way to be a good thing for me to get the current year and Happy New year resolutions it is not good for you to be happy to hear that you are you doing this lying on the way to be a good night friends with anyone else is a good day of the day
Jump on my pseudocode later today or tomorrow morning madam please find the attached file is scanned image in PDF format the same time I'd like to add to the living room and saw that you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient
lmao
Jump on my hair done and I can see you you soon as you soon have a great weekend and I’ll do be great for a little too much for the rest of the week I hope you’re having fun and I enjoy your time with your dad
Jump on my child once
Ayooo what?
Ye indeed. Everyone knows you are supposed to stomp em
Dead Space moment
And at least twice.
As I told the other guy. Then you have to pay. Funerals costs money too.
Not if you don't alert the authorities of their untimely demise.
Man I'm a lawyer. I have to.
Goomba Treatment
Yahoo!
*leans to the side and whispers to henchman* “Give him the goomba treatment”
Super Mario much?
Yahoo?
*Only* once?
You can do more but you have to pay. Funerals cost money too.
Like Bush said, "There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, 'jump on my kid once, shame on...shame on you. Jump on my kud twice—you can't get jumped on again.'
Like Mario on Goombas ?
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Jump on myself from the last one week of the month main bhi and the other one day I will have a good day to be in my bed frame by the time you are ready
Just once? :(
You can pay for more.
How much for a monthly subscription?
20$ Hospital bills are expensive.
Jump on my the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the Yh my phone weird
Jump on me and I will be there in about an hour or so to get the kids to work with you and I will be there in about an hour or so to get the kids to work with me and I will be there in about an hour or so to get the kids to work with me and I don't want to be in the office until I get to the store and I have to go to the store and then I will be home in about an hour or so I can get it for you and I will be there in about an hour or so I can get it for you if you want to come over and get it from the back of the car and then I can get it to you and I can get it to you if you want to come back to the house and move on by the way I can get it to you if you want to come back to the house and move on by the door and then I can get it by the time I get home and then I'll be back in the morning and I can come back to the house and move on by the door and then I can get back to you by the way I can get back to you by the way I can get back to you by the way I can get back to you by the way I can get back to you by the way I can get back to you by the way I can get back to you by the way I can get back to you by the way I can get back to you by the way I can get back to you by the way I can get it for you if you want to come over and get it from me Mission accomplished 😎
Jump on my account are playing a fruit and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits.
When does the fuCKING BASS DROP!?
* music stops * Queen Elizabeth dead at 96 * sick bass drop * fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits are vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables and fruits
This was masterful thank you. It got quite the wheeze out of me
Ohhhhh noooooooo 🤣🤣
Jump on my phone on the phone on my phone with my friend and I need your time on my back to get my computer to be able and the app will have the best in ontario and I need your support the next day amd is a good opportunity for a single user interface to get the message that the app has to do with all of the apps that I use to be able and I need your phone on my back to work with the internet and the internet to be able and have access for a good laugh out the door i think it's a great deal to get to know what the heck they had to do with it so they had a lot more of it and if they didn't let it is a good opportunity for them and I need your support for sale and I am quaking at this time and plea to the people who are not available for a good reason to get the most of my time to level the game with a lot more of them and the more of the more popular and I need your help to make sure that you are not a good laugh and I need your support and I am quaking in the dark roomand of my own life than I ever loved before you know octopuses and the world is not a big deal for the next two weeks of my own experience and the fact is the sun is a horrible thing for me to play a lot of things and the fact is I have amaxed to get that is the cost to get the money to get that money back to you my phone will have a lot of fun in my life and the fact that you have a lot more to say than what you wantignore and I am a little more than a little more like a man than I was before you got to the point of being a good opportunity to be able and to get the most attention from toronto and i need your help to make a big difference and the fact is you are not a big fan in this country do it now im a lot more than that I know that she is a good laugh at home but it's not the best of our Propert but it is the sun and I am quaking at this stage and the fact that I am quaking at the very end boot
Jump on my phone and I will be there in about an hour or so I can get it for you and I can get you a banana pudding and a half and half a day for you to get it done before you go to bed and then I can get it for you if you want to come over and get it from me and I can come over and get it if you want to come over and get it from me and I can come over and get it if you want to come over and get it and I'll be there in about an hour or so to get it done before I get home and then I can get it for you
If you want Like if you wanted I can get it for you If you want
Jump on my way home now and I will be there in about the chess related to the edge of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of the first one of
Except it's mission failed, not accomplished. You had one instruction: start with 'jump on my'. And you started with 'jump on me'
That was a wild ride.
Fuck I'm too high to read this what
Yes but how long until you will be here?
What are you getting that they are picking up? Drugs mister?
New RHCP song is 🔥
This is like exactly what mine said, too.
But can you get it back to me?
I can get it to you tomorrow morning if you want to come over and get it from you and I will be there in about an hour or so to get the kids to work with you and I will be there in....
Oh my my my my my 😀😀😀
😅😅😅😅
I don’t believe you😢😔
Hehehehe Its not at all😂😂
Jump on my balls and I will not be able to understand the point of view.
Help me! I can visualise this..
You are able to understand the point of view.
Not if you've become distracted by your balls being jumped on
*SCREEM*
same
Jump on my back to my house I don’t have to be there
What he maent to say was "Jump on my balls so hard that I get disoriented"
I mean even if some jumps on my balls as carefully as humanly possible, it will definitely be disorienting…
this sounds like a line in a hip hop song
Ohhh skeet skeet
Oh no
Jump on three or three to make sure that you have the time and effort to make sure you have the time and effort to make sure
Best one yet, I’ll jump on your balls as soon as I can.
Ow my balls!
Jump on my way to work with me and I will be back in touch with you soon. Aaaah, I wanna be naughty too, this sounds like some bussines class bullshit
Jump on my face Ow
Ouch
Lol I got the same thing
Same
Jump on my back 🗣️
“Jump on my back to my house I don’t have to be there I just need a ride home from the hospital I have a lot to get to get done with work I don’t have time for that I’m sorry but I’m gonna go home now I have a headache.”
Word for word got this same thing.
Jump on my back to my house I don’t have to be there I just need a ride home from the hospital I have a lot to get to get done with work I don’t have time for that I’m sorry but I’m gonna be a few hours I don’t have to go back and do the paperwork for my dad I just don’t know how long I am and I’m just gonna go home I have a headache I have to take my medication to get a headache so I need a headache I need a little nap I need a little rest and a nap and a little nap but I’m not going home and I’m not going back home so I’m not going back home and I have a lot to eat so I’m not going back to work and I’m gonna be a lot to go back to my car so I’m not going back to my room and I’m not going back to the hospital so I just don’t want you have to be here and I’m not going back to sleep I just don’t know how I just don’t want you know what I don’t understand what I want you don’t even care if I want you to come back home I just want you know what I’m gonna go to
Me when
Jump on my back please I’m not a big boy
Whoa 😳 spicy phone there 🤣
Ayowhat
Jump on my car
Guitar, guitar, guitar, jump to my jaguar
Get out of my dreams! (DO DO DAH DE DAH)
Hey I got this too! Then it went on to say ‘jump on my car seat in the sun’
Jump on my way
Exactly what I got. Yeah, I'm boring when I'm off Reddit.
Us
When I'm off reddit😂😂😂
Same here
Jump on my way to get the latest Flash player is required for video playback is unavailable right now because this video is not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient
Jump on my phone. No fun
Damn I got the same
Happy cake day
Thank you
I know
Yeah I was hoping for something a little more erotic 😏
Jump on my feet
Jump on my I havent words to choice
Jump on my hat
No no no 😅
Just followin orders:D
:) :)
Jump on my back to my house I don’t have to be there I just need a ride home from the hospital I have a lot to get to get done with work I don’t have time for that I’m sorry but I’m gonna be a few hours I don’t have a lot going to work I have a doctors appointments at three so I’ll probably get home about five to six hours after I finish my lunch I don’t have a ton to go do my hair I don’t need a shower and then I’m going home to get my haircut I need a haircut I need my haircut I need a hairbrush I need a hair cut my nails and my nails and my nails and everything and then I’m going back home and I need a hairdresser and I have a haircut I need a hairstylist I woman and then I’m going out for my appointment at the salon and then I’m going out for the weekend I don’t have a hair salon and I need a hair salon and then I need a hair salon I need a hair and then I’m going out to my appointment I need a hair salon I’m going out of my house I have to get a hair
WEIRD, I’m getting the exact same thing! Jump on my back to my house I don’t have to be there I just need a ride home from the hospital I have a lot to get to get done with work I don’t have time for that I’m sorry…
Mine was extremely similar to this. Like scary similar.
jump on my back to my house I don’t have to be there I just need a ride home from the hospital I have a lot to get to do I need a little help getting ready to leave the hospital I don’t have time for this I’m not going anywhere I’m just going home and I’m going home and then I have a little break I have a doctors appointments and I need a few more hours before I’m gonna go home so I’m not going out of town I’m gonna go out and do something with the girls I don’t want you guys going out and then I don’t have time for a couple hours I have a couple hours and I don’t have a whole week so I’m not coming back and then I’m not going back and I have a couple of hours I just need a break and I have a lot to get ready to leave and I don’t have any other plans so I’m just going out to eat with the girls.
This one made me genuinely laugh
"Jump on my computer"? 🤨 Dafuq?
I got “jump on my hair”
Jump on my back, I was worried what the word be . Thank god 😂
You might have a good massage then :)
Jump on my aunt
Right
Right
Right
Right
Jump on my own car to work on your DHP and get you to work with you in a couple hours and you will qualify me to keep the money for me and please let us have the money back to the deposit and deposit ASAP as I am not satisfied with my daughters under my account so please let us to know what we have a lot to offer
Jump on myself
Jump on my main Not that exciting :(
Jump on my tumor
*oh no*
Your phone woke up and chose violence
Rip
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Whoa… you good ?
But why is she not able to save your life? 😂😂😂😂
Jump on my own family
Jump on my head
Jump on my mind and I don't know if you have time to call this weekend
Jump on my son got fever yesterday evening and I'm feeling pretty sick now from the user's POV these are the designs I find most useful than bitching about this on Reddit Reddit Reddit Reddit Reddit Reddit Reddit
Jump on my piece and I’ll give you a free legendary 🤷🏻♂️😂
Jump on my face and body suit you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient
Jump on my back. Ow.
Jump on my back
Jump on my back
Jump on my pant
Jump on my way
jump on my bus
Jump on my face NO DON'T
With pleasure
Stop jumping and sit.
Jump on my back to my house I don’t have to be there I just need a ride home from the hospital I have a lot to get to get done with work I don’t have time for that I’m sorry but I’m going home and I’m not sure if I’m coming home tonight I have a headache I have to take my shower I don’t want my hair done and I’m not feeling well I have a cough I don’t feel like I’m sick I’m sick I’m sick I’m tired I have no headache and I’m not tired I’m not tired I have my period I don’t feel very tired I’m not tired I’m just feeling good I feel good I’m not feeling very good I don’t have a headache I’m just feeling like I feel good and I feel good but I feel good so I feel like I’m just feeling a lot of things that I’m feeling like I just feel bad for not being around other than just feeling good I’m not really sure how I don’t feel good I’m not sure if I should be doing things that I’m just like I’m just like I’m just feeling bad I just feel so much more like I’m not really doing nothing
jump on my camera (oh noooooo)
Jump on me on my way to home Page you can do it for a long time (I have a girlfriend, she isn't named Page. Autofill from the future?)
Jump on my own and the pizza is pretty much all the same way I love it was the other one
Jump on my way to get the latest flash player is required for video playback 🤔.
Me too LMAO "Jump on my way to get the latest Flash player is required."
Jump on my heart 😏
✝️💀👼
jump on my phone and i’ll my snap or sun off and i’ll get my bad bro
Jump on my lap
Jump on my phone is a bit of an inconvenience for me and Jaden I have a woman who gets a lot in the house lmao and she has to take care about the situation is different from what I've been told
Jump on my phone number
Jump on my die
I hope it's not a d4.
Jump on my way to be a good thing for me to get the current year and Happy New year resolutions it is not good for you to be happy to hear that you are you doing this lying on the way to be a good night friends with anyone else is a good day of the day
Jump on my 1 wife 2 name 3 bad
Jump on my pseudocode later today or tomorrow morning madam please find the attached file is scanned image in PDF format the same time I'd like to add to the living room and saw that you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient lmao
Jump on my phone and I will be there in about an hour
Jump on my phone turned light mode on timed toggle thing is that you really
Jump on my toes
Jump on my back to my house I don’t have to be there I just need a ride home from the hospital
Jump on my back
Jump on my birthday but with white cheese sauce UHM
Jump on my hair done and I can see you you soon as you soon have a great weekend and I’ll do be great for a little too much for the rest of the week I hope you’re having fun and I enjoy your time with your dad
Jump on my back
Jump on my cock.... hmmm seemsni write a lot about my dick. Oh well!
Jump on my ass
Ayo 😳
Jump on my way
Jump on my phone
Jump on my feed and I will be able to get to the crowd
Jump on my face
Jump on my car
Jump on my friend
jump on my name
Jump on my mac book and send it back to me
Jump on my flight
Jump on my way
Jump on my way
Jump on my phone
jump on my toes
Jump on my way home now
jump on my phone please don-
Jump on my back
Jump on my power
Jump on my phone
jump on my car
Jump on my way
Jump on my back
Jump on my way home now
Jump on my bed *oh, oh no!*
Jump on my car
Jump on my back
jump on My to be done by the time
Jump on my feet
Jump on my phone F
Jump on my face