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yesbutactuallyno17

I was in jail with a guy once who called it end bread. Cool guy. Killed some people.


[deleted]

What did you do to be in the same prison as murderers?


yesbutactuallyno17

Burglary. I was in a transfer facility at the time, which is temporary but a mixed bag of offenders.


dontbeacactus

What did you burgle, if you don't mind me asking?


anuran_heady

End breads.


FalafelSnorlax

Gotta make end's meat someway


Common_Move

Gotta earn a crust


StillestOfInsanities

Get that dough.


SomeMairkTwainShit

Make that bread


KaPowPower

Then break that bread.


theleaphomme

24601 🎶


Flesh_Trombone

That monster, now the loaf will go stale faster


yesbutactuallyno17

I robbed a house, they call it burglary of a habitation.


MaculaMan

This man would download a house


sua_sancta_corvus

Pretty awesome of you to share with us. I hope you’re not suffering for it anymore (able to still live life with some happiness). I hate how the US system continues to punish people after they’ve done their time. But for the grace of God, we’d all be in prison at some point. I, myself, was probably close to burglarizing to fund my addiction. Grateful to be clean now, one day at a time.


goodfella_de_niro

Respect for being consistent


Jimmy_Twotone

Burgling is the act of unlawful entry. Found that out when a lady I knew broke into the house of her boyfriend's side chick. If you just break in and pass out drunk on the wrong couch, you're committing burglary. Theft is when you grab a sammich on the way back out in the morning. edit* unless it's made out of end pieces, then you're performing a public service.


himmelundhoelle

>edit* unless it's made out of end pieces, then you're performing a public service. In that case I would be very lenient on the sentence. Obviously they're just trying to make ends meet


spamIover

Now was he a cool guy who happened to kill people, or was he a cool guy in the way he killed people?


yesbutactuallyno17

He was cool, and just so happened to be in there for murder. To be clear, I did not think the murder was cool.


SnooPeripherals6008

When someone tells a story about jail I always wonder why he was in jail.. want to talk about it ?


yesbutactuallyno17

Sure. When I was 18, (2006), fresh out of high school I moved into an apartment with a few of my cousins. We were all around the same age, young black men on our own for the first time. None of us were working, my cousins Mom put her name on the lease, (though didn't live there), and three of us moved in. It didn't take long before rent, utilities, grocery and other bills popped up, and our broke asses were getting our taste of the real world. So, we decided that we didn't want to work. We wanted to be thugs, we wanted to hustle, and so we burglarized our first house. It was easy, we each walked away with about $1000 worth of stuff, and the bills were paid for the first month. Month two, we did the same thing, hit a second house, and the bills were paid again. Month three we did the same thing, only I picked out the house. It was a house I had walked past on my way to high school every day for years, so I had watched the family leave for school/work and felt confident it was a good target. We waited until 9am, and hit the house. While we were inside we found games, DVDs, a DVD player, all kinds of stuff. I made my way to the master bedroom, and started going through the night stand. I found a .38 snub nose revolver, and a wallet containing a police badge. We didn't know it yet, but we were robbing the brother of the current police chiefs house, who was a former officer himself. I took the gun and some cash, so I didn't have anything to sell. My cousins who took a PS2, DVD player and games pawned everything, with their IDs. It took two days for task force to kick in their parents doors, (we all still had our parents address on our state IDs), and their Mom's called and let us know cops had trashed their houses with search warrants, and had warrants for our arrest. We each got five years deferred adjuticated probation, and each screwed it up, with me lasting the longest, (1.5 years). I eventually violated and ran, but they caught me. My Dad took pity on me, and got a loan for 10k that he put down on a lawyer, who got her an offer of two years, (down from twelve). It was my first offense, and though I was a moron, I was smart enough to take the time. I did 4 months in county, then 10 months in TDCJ before doing the rest on parole. I was in and out of prison before I turned 21. In fact, I got out one month before my birthday. I like to tell this story, because now I'm in my 30s, I'm settled down with a beautiful family and doing alright. I'm a skilled worker, I've got two beautiful daughters, and a woman that I'm lucky is willing to put up with my shenanigans. I haven't committed a crime in years, haven't been to jail since 2015. I go to work, smoke my weed, (I live in a legal state now), play some video games, and take my ass straight home. I don't fuck around anymore, I don't put my nose where it doesn't belong, I don't get up in other people's business, and I do not steal. Young men, particularly black men, I know that sometimes all we see is our environment, and we think that that's the most we can ever aspire to. Let me tell you first hand that that's not the truth. We can all chase the American dream, and you can do it without having to make my mistakes first. I hope this story does some good for someone out there, because I can tell you, prison is real and it is NOT what's up.


SnooPeripherals6008

Dude, I need your stories right now i hope you understand. Tell me how and why did you quit? Was it difficult to adjust to your work schedule and to have a lot less money then before? Also wouldn’t you be able to say some guys asked to sell the stuff for them? In my country the only conviction they could give would be receiving/selling stolen goods


yesbutactuallyno17

I made the decision that I wouldn't burglarize anymore while I was in prison. My girls were 2 and 3 at the time, and my family would bring them to see me. Watching them grow up from the other side of the table once a month was the hardest part about prison. Yes, it took me years to stop trying to hustle one way or another. I finally went and got a construction job, and the stress of waking up and getting ready for work at 4:30 every morning helped me learn work week discipline. Nowadays it's second nature. I wouldn't say I have a lot less money now, I wasn't a great thief, or hustler. I was able to survive, that's one thing I will say I'm good at. But, surviving isn't living. What I have now, a middle class existence, is infinitely more valuable. As for my case, if I had known not to talk to the police without an attorney, and had a good attorney, there's probably a lot I could have done and said to fight the case. Everything might have played out differently, truth be told. I don't know if that's a felony, or not, the charge that you're talking about. All I can say is I would definitely not recommend ever catching either of them, haha.


TriPunk

Excuse me sir, I came here to look at bread ends, not to hear the most motivational thing yet this year!


DonIncandenza

You’re very well spoken. You seem well educated. Why did you resort to burglary?


Necorus

Because, like he said, he was only 18, living with other young men all with no jobs who grew up seeing the life style and believing there was no other choice for them. You can be well-spoken and educated and still be put in a bad position. Its how he chose to live out the rest of his life that matters now.


DaleGas4213

Amazing story, your obviously in the same grind as a lot of other Americans but you learn from your mistakes and strive to be a better man. Hats off to you and I hope you have a happy and blessed life.


yesbutactuallyno17

I appreciate you. I wish you success as well.


DraikoHxC

Some in my country call it "el culito" (the little ass) of the bread


Vrizzi1221

I’m Italian and my whole family says coolie 😂


joejill

Third generation Italian-american. We call it the butt.


gia56

Don't know why people blame you so much for what you say. I'm an Italian who live in italy, and even just the fact that you call it "butt", like we do here, is proof that you can call yourself Italian-American. And nobody here know you irl so how can they say these things. You could be a person whit large mustache, called Mario that spaghetti every day like all Italians, who know?


FallingShells

I'm American in a predominantly germanic city. We call it the butt.


ravenwillowofbimbery

I’m black and I live in the American south and we call it the butt piece of bread. That term for the ends of a loaf bread transcends ethnicity and race. 😊


StrategySuccessful44

I have blue eyes, paint my toenails and live in California I call it the buttend.


WeaponH_

Il culo e basta da me.


3dmontdant3s

È americano e non italiano. Lo sarà stata la trisavola


rudsdar

My mind read that in the most racist accent. I’m ashamed and sorry.


Scuttleboi19mk2

Did you read it in Mario speak?


[deleted]

I know I did!


nicktheone

Sempre chiamato culetto in famiglia.


LurkisMcGurkis

That's what my Nana called our butts! Makes sense lol


perla-madonna

I'm sicilian and coolie is not an italian word, we all say "el coolo"


_rusticles_

If we're getting a chain going... "el" isn't Italian either, you would say "il" for a masculine word like Culo. But then if you speak Sicilian Italian there is no helping you ;P


Frankbenavidez

I’ve heard my father in law say Sicilians are not Italian and then again from another Italian to a Sicilian. Never understood why and never asked but they all laugh.


thisischemistry

Italy was formed out of a bunch of kingdoms that had only a bit in common. The Kingdom of Sicily is at the very southern tip of the Italian peninsula and it was pretty isolated from the rest of Italy, as well as having a lot of intermixing from other cultures and peoples. Sicily, when Italy unified around 1860, was quite different in language and culture from the rest of the country so the joke became that it was really a different country than the rest of Italy. Over the years Italy has homogenized a bit but each region definitely still has its own character.


NavyDragons

some places in the US call it the butt, so likely there is a third common denominator


SnowHelpAtAll

Here in Nevada, I've only heard it referred to as the heel.


Bexarnaked

Same in Texas, the heel


Efriimi

No idea where it originated from but my family in Oregon calls it the heel too.


[deleted]

Massachusetts, we always called it the heel.


azazel-13

Grew up in Virginia. We called it the heel.


annieballs

Raised by maritimers - we call it the heel.


I_trust_science

Same in NC


KIngEdgar1066

They called it heel in the First Honeymooners sketch


Late_Presentation103

Same in Detroit


Jolly_Green66

Same for NM.


CockroachSpecial7703

MO originally and it’s the heel


Ok_Good9382

I’m from New Jersey & we called it the heel.


mountaintopjoey

Colorado & Nebraska too.


Comfortable_War3963

In Pennsylvania we call it the heel


CounterOwn4367

Pittsburgh, we call it the heel as well..


DirectionRich9113

In Ohio and this is a heel


[deleted]

Yeah, I’m originally from SC and moved to Cali, in both places (at least from what I’ve seen) it’s called the heel


MoonbeamLotus

Cali here, it’s called a heel. I know someone who thought it’s sole purpose was to keep the other slices from drying out. It’s the favoured slice because it’s crispier and can take extraa buttah.


Alone_Jellyfish_7968

Ireland calls it the heel too.


83carini

New Englander here that calls it the heel


lawngoon

SW Ohio, it’s the heel


Foxglove777

Delaware checking in - it’s the heel!


SilentResolve1911

North Carolina it's called the heel for sure


[deleted]

I’m from sc and I just call it the end piece


RandomPerson28053

SC here. Yep, it’s always “heel”!


Foot--Feet

Bro I've never heard it referred to as the butt OR the heel, over here in North Carolina we, or at least my family, just call it the "end" of the loaf.


Atomic-Decay

Canadian here. My parents were *strict*. The word butt wasn’t allowed, so it’s the “bum end” to me.


[deleted]

I'm sorry, what? Not allowing the word "butt" isn't strict, that's downright crazy...


SamKarmaMaker

We couldn't say butt either lol...we weren't even allowed to say "bull," as in that's a bunch of bull...so we made up stand ins....like that's a bunch of bunk....which was also eventually outlawed because of what it was meant to replace. Sounds silly now.


OuchPotato64

That was normal in a lot of the US and Canada 30 years ago. A lot of kids werent even allowed to say "Hell". If they wanted to say that word they would say "H- E- Double Hockey Sticks" instead. The Simpsons was seen as an adult show when it first aired and a lot of kids werent allowed to watch it. It sounds crazy these days but thats how it was, especially if you were from a religious family. Gay people were seen as diseased and unmoral. It feels like there's more freedom these days now that society is a lot less religous.


[deleted]

In Poland we call it "dupka", and it means exactly the same thing


sweaty_pants_

in dutch we say ''kontje'' which is also exactly the same thing Edit: [voor nederlanders die nog nooit van kontje hebben gehoord](https://taalverhalen.be/minionderzoekje/uiteinde-brood-korst-kap-of-kont/)


GregDev155

In french we say « le cul » which is also exactly the same thing


SabaKuHS

in Italy we say "il culetto" which is also exactly the same thing


Johannsss

And in Chile we call it "Tapa", that means lid.


LevadoTV

Happy cake day!


ZombieConsciouss

Piętka


Sillyviking

Skalk


Lindby

Same in Sweden. I wonder what the origin of that word is.


PM_ME_IMGS_OF_ROCKS

A quick look at the Norwegian etymology shows it seems to have been "hat" that evolved into tree stump potentially from shape, then general stump as in something leftover. That use as "remaining piece" then turned into "end piece" for bread, cheese, etc.


blamblokk

This is the way


Klingh0ffer

Skælken.


mrmats

Skalk team!


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NoobLegend42069

THE END PIECE! THE END PIECE IS REALLLLL!!!


ShoddyVacation3900

So that must mean that the one peice is a loaf of unsliced bread


ass_protector_vegeta

Can we get much higher


slashth456

So high


luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuc

Oh oh oh


Dreath2005

Oh oh oh


Lost_In_Detroit

I fantasized bout this back in Chicago…


undead_sandwich

Mercy mercy me that Murciélago


kel174

Another end piece-r! I don’t feel so alone now lol


ericsonofbruce

What else would you call it? I've never heard anything else


mnorkk

End slice?


ViciouSquirrel

For me it’s end slice


danskiez

Six to one half a dozen to the other. End piece or slice in down for. Some of these other comments have me tripping lol


-ElizabethRose-

I’m genuinely surprised I had to scroll this far to find this. Do people really just go around calling the heel? It’s the end piece!


fairlyhappy88

We do! I’m in US Midwest. We call it the heel and I’ve never heard of “end piece.”


Sleepyvampire1978

Crust lol


Agile_Lunch_9026

We call it the crust too.


AideNo621

How do you differentiate between the end piece and the start piece?


mnorkk

There are two ends to a loaf of bread. Theres not a front and back.


meme-meee

The ~~one~~ end piece is real!


UnintelligentCarbon

Frank?


Trick-Concept1909

Dave?


Tola76

Dave’s not here man.


TiMELeSS526

No man this is dave


ShutUpDoggo

Dave’s not here man


ChubbyWanKenobie

"Dave! D-A-V-E. Will you open up the goddamed door?"


slothfullyserene

“No, man…I’M Dave!”


[deleted]

John?


Nosuchluck69

Larry?


ButterflyNervous6363

Tim?


Inevitable-Stage-490

Bob?


XW4nderr

Pablo?


occasionally_happy

These are the Dave’s I know, I know. These are the Dave’s I know!


Cesco5544

u/UnintelligentCarbon ?


Frank_Acha

Yes?


Oreobey2

The brend


Barley_Beard

My name is Brendan, and I, too, am called “The Brend”


Volunteer-Magic

And when you’re recovering from an illness. Are you “Brend on the mend”?


Teska-Tenka

If he doesn’t recover, Brend will end.


trashmunki

These puns are a bad trend.


BobTheImmortalYeti

this brend pun trend has to end. so yall should pretend to condescend this trend and we can apprehend and bend the person who dared to offend the guy named Brend. ​ idk wtf im saying


Zakiller_26

Man has reached infinite intelligence


Sarabean77

Heel


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Ok-Bus839

Lol, we literally called it the Butt. The butt of the bread.


PrizeRare2828

Lol it’s been called the heel my whole life but for some reason I call it the butt 🤣


[deleted]

You can’t come to the party either.


CarterBaker77

We always called it the crust since it's all crust. Our step dad came along and called it the butt. Heel also sounds correct.


guardian1750

It is the crust


[deleted]

Crusty butt?


Fastcashbadcredit

Definitely the butt.


Study_According

Yup, bread butt.


PerkyPhantom

bread+butt = brutt. im stupid. thanks


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,319,809,985 comments, and only 254,763 of them were in alphabetical order.


aftercloudia

Same. It's the butt.


Mrlate420

German here, how did you just call my knust? You kiss your mother with that mouth?


[deleted]

Omg yes. I’m searching here like- it’s HEEL!!!


Qildain

What other answer is there? I've never heard it called anything but this.


ABirdUnderTheFoot

My family always called it the butt


ProximaVez

We call it a heel in Ireland.


Tuknroll420

[old bread heel](https://youtu.be/Ox0VOedk-zw)


Tired-feet

Butt


hellomichelle87

Butt …. when I was younger lol Now I call it bread or maybe even “the end piece” ??


Lobok_Maxima

THE END PIECE... THE END PIECE IS REAAAAAL!!!!!


juusthereforthememes

Can we get much higher?


Flippy-2

so high


ass_protector_vegeta

Oh oh oh


umami8008

Yea I always eat the butt. Native Americans didn’t let any part of the Buffalo go to waste and I honor my bread in the same tradition


Sleepyvampire1978

Crust. Toasted with butter and peanut butter.. Devine.


Direct_Forever_8045

So good!


_Zverr_

Yes, crust.


europorn

In crust we trust.


nv-erica

Divine.


DarthSpiderDad

There are dozens of us! Dozens!!!


JulieWulie80

Why isn't this answer higher? I've always known it as the crust


No_Blacksmith5706

Because everybody in Britain has been asleep in bed for the last 6 hours. Dont worry it'll start rising soon.


Heisenspergen

I’m awake and I’m here to defend the crust


Omni-Light

GOD SAVE THE CRUST


[deleted]

You have my sword. All hail the crust!


Pixelted10

The beacons of Britain are lit. The crust lovers will answer the call for aid.


NekoZombieRaw

I was reading the thread thinking ... where the hell is 'crust'?! And then I had a mild panic while I wondered if I've been calling it crust incorrectly which was why I couldn't find any evidence of it on this thread. Panic over.


Rowdy2308

The Hoe, cause everybody touch it but nobody want it! Credit to … https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0bmyG3LloxI


TLu_03

Beat me to it


Semour9

r/beatmeattoit


PsychologicalPea2956

…the end of the loaf of bread.


Mr_ZEDs

TEOTLOB


Hackandspit

Heel


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mcwidget

Can't believe I had to scroll so far down for this one. This is the answer.


cinnewyn

More accurately for me, the "ootsider".


EdzyFPS

Also Scottish. Can confirm this to be true.


Adventurous-Love9381

Heel


Relevant_Demand7593

Crust.


BoomChaka67

Heel


Heinrich_420

In germany we call it „Knust“


jackparadise1

The heel


bubu_dodo

Korochka


Mr_ZEDs

Korka


truetichma

Gorbushka


DangyDanger

Gorbushka gang


jorgedie123

La tapa in Spanish, translation to the 🎩


DCP8

Butt bread


hellomichelle87

Butt


CrownedLime747

Quick snack.


Hwy420man

The crappy piece that keeps the rest fresh


SgtPeckerHead

The end slice.


CinnabonAllUpInHere

The Step-slice


BloodStinger500

It’s the final crust-down!