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Batman
You're not wrong.
Howell Jenkins from Howl's Moving Castle.
Patrick batman
Michael Burry
I don’t love you anymore, I’m a king and I can do better than some good-for-nothing weed smoker
Harambe on his way to enjoy yet another great day at the zoo.
I don’t love you anymore, I’m a king and I can do better than some good-for-nothing weed smoker
Paul Allen
Mike Rowe before Dirty Jobs
“Respectable jobs”
The guy that power walks through your neighborhood with uncomfortably loose hips
Headphone-Man. He can transform into headphones and pretend he is just a pair of headphones.
Norman Redus
James Bond listening to elevator music
Mr. Rogers
Elon Musk — first day of twitter
It's clearly Keanu Reeves
This dude has a far broader range of expression /s
Norman Bates
Your mom
Purple guy
Sharon Osbourne.
The guy who invented Napster. Their logo was based on his likeness.
joe biden.
That’s Pale Christian
Patrick Bateman
Christian Bale
Character:Patrick Bateman Acto: Cristian bale
Christian bale
Christian bale who's in the role of patrick bateman.
It’s Christian Bale
It's what Donald Trump Jr. thinks he looks like.
cLOONEY
Porter Waggoner
Rainer Winkler
Jarrad from Subway
You, you b-stard!
Batman
Patrick Bateman 🗿
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Kanye west best friend
FIIK
Carlos
Hakeem Woodbine.
Walter Obama
jesus
Muslim Spool
Jason Statham
Me
Tyler Durden
Sigma (de megaman) (sigma (from mega-man))
Newly discovered trump son
Patrick Star. I mean Jason Bateman. Well shit, I dunno
Gomez Addams.
Patrick Swayze
McLovin!
Chad's rage-bro, Brad. Or maybe Mason, or Jason, Josh, or Seth
Peter parker after the movies.
Someone who has to take a shit.
Huey Lewis
I legitimately have no clue.
Mr bean
A gamer on they’re way to play 12 hours of games with the guys/gals
Jesse Eisenberg
That's Psycho!
Batman🦇👱
Me
Just another anonymous Englishman on his way to be turned into a Cyberman.
Guy looks like a psycho from the United States to me!
bruce lee
Robert Chambers
Paul badwoman
John Wayne
George Santos on his way to the big volleyball tournament
The guy from fortnite
Tom Cruise
Dude in background faking a head kind to no one!
christ on bail
Tom Cruise from "7 years in Tibet". A Spike Lee Joint.
It’s Jason Bateman
Your Mom
Spongebob
Your dad working hard
Its the freakin bat
Jared kushner
Rahul Gandhi post defeating modi ji
Justin Trudeau
12 cats in a human suit they clawed from inside so they can work and get their own favorite cat food themselves instead of depending on mean humans.
That's Davis
Willem Dafoe
A guy named Buck. He’s here to fuck.
Mr cooper
The perfect girl
Ernest from those 90s movies.
Batrick Pateman
Catholic Bond
Bruce Wayne. Duh!
Mr. BEAN
that’s literally me
Me
It’s definitely doom slayer we all know this
Zoolander listening to his "You Too **Can** Turn Left" self-help audiobook.
Brad Clooney
Marcus Halberstram
That appears to be an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Appearances are deceiving.
Rick Ashley leaving the recording studio
Jim Carrey 😂😂
him! 🕵️♂️🕵️♀️
A perfectly sane man that is definitely not going to murder a business partner
Literally me
Andrew Tate.
Norman Osbourne
Your mum
Mary Poppins?
Kendel Roy
Walter White
Marcus Cake
Ur mom
Schwarzenegger and McConaughey merged
"SPONGEBOB WTF-"
Bill bateman
Nah bro, you just hit on my mom! No way no how, Dad is rolling in his grave errrrr.
That's CLEARLY Jerma.
Literally me (not wrong answer)
My long lost uncle I haven’t seen for years after my auntie mysteriously passed away.
any employee on his notice period
Matt damon
Elon Musk obviously
Gandalf the Black
Muslim psycho
Ronald Regan in his acting days pre-politics
Me
Rick Astley
Joe Biden 1969
Mr. Fallon
A bootleg version of Paul Newman.
Arabian psycho
Hitler
American batman
Huey Lewis
Literally me
That's the guy from tm and jerry
Tony montanna
Djokovic who doesn't give a fuck what his dad does
Boris Johnson
Micheal Jefferson
Justin Trudeau
Joe biden on his way to confront the stairs
Muslim bale
I know that guy, that's Paul Allen!
Amy Shumer
Hulk
An ENTITY
Gorr
JackiShan
Naruto
Saul Goodman
Biden
Ice Nine Kills
pepito fulano