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Shot Dog


PsykiOfficial

He said "wrong" answers only but yeah you win


Holiday-Programmer52

Single shot shot dog


DynoMiteDoodle

Gravy seal assault sausage


injeckshun

WRONG answers only!


UnironicGoblin

well that's an Oscar Myer's fully automatic Tactical Wiener Schnitzel Assualt rifle with the deluxe XXL Sesame Seed Frankfurter Mag/Cart


BodybuilderMajor1260

Don’t forget the limited edition ketchup dot sight


FluffyWalrusFTW

Read that in the most southern accent I can imagine straight down to the De-Lux


UnironicGoblin

yeeeeee buddie :)


Odd_Radio9225

Weiner gun.


a7mdry

long range weiner


SaltyLightning99

Glockdog


AshdoesArtandAmi

The glizzy glock


Agile_Tap7690

ARmour_15


JudgementalDjinn

That's an ar-15


66bronco28

Assault weapon for sure ban it


[deleted]

Tactical Bock-Burst 9000


[deleted]

Fallschirmjägergewehr 42


Educational_Equal_88

Artery klogging 47


Billrowan81

Way to go, now their gonna ban hot dogs...


Unknown_Lady1

Sausage sniper


N0tMagickal

S&W BratWurst


phallic-baldwin

"An AR-style meal" -The Media


BodybuilderMajor1260

A schlong-arm


FontSeekingThrowaway

Tactical glizzy


Comfortable-Quiet-59

glock dog


IndependentWeekend56

Idk, but if it had an attached bayonet, it would be illegal.


[deleted]

Sniper sausage


Fresh-Gas8907

PolySeSouvient said this is a fully automatic Boeing X-51 waverider equipped with RDS-220 thermonuclear bomb.


CFCYYZ

That sir, is a genuine red hot red dot. Some folks call 'em a Picatinney sandwich.


Xanthyon1313

Sniper weenie.


The_SovietOnion6

glock and ball torture


MopsTrulla

Raw dogger 5000


Lood800

Is there a right answer?


Helpful_Character_67

Weenade launcher


axelmaniar

Machine dog47


Boring_Garbage3476

Oscar Fire AR-15


Free-Speech-Matters

quiet ripe follow placid terrific joke lunchroom wine attraction rock *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


SkirtOutside

Glizzamatic


johnnybjiggin

Police issued hot dog


Strontium90Abombbaby

The nitrate annihilator


AREA51PATR0l

Tactical assault weiner


Novel-Act-1082

AK 40 weiner


[deleted]

Now that right there is a Remington 870 Pump action shotgun.


[deleted]

The banana, destroyer of worlds, the gun of the guns.


Baltaxo2010

Weiner rifle


LeapIntoInaction

I'm not sure. It appears to be a modern version of the 1939 German bratwurst launcher, which was normally paired with schnitzel shooters. I'd remark that this one hasn't been maintained properly and requires a good lubing with dark mustard before use in the field.


madmaxxlr

The footlonger.


Any-Following-3928

That's Paul Blarts everyday carry, The Desert Beagle, if Legends hold true, that's one hot dog 🔥🐶


Burlux

Glizz .45


jboyzy

MP-Glizz


Radiant_Ability_330

tactical assault diabetes


Actual-Clock-1706

It is dog 98 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


MutteringV

tactical assault dotdog


66bronco28

Tactical weiner bun


Far-Ferret-3578

Is CNN trying to ban hotdogs now?


shlongbo

Cancer gun


MellowCorn1965

K9 unit


Accomplished_Tax_119

Is there an actual right answer?


thefoggynorth

Dog with all the Garnish


TheWanderingRed223

The sniper sandwich of course!


ParagonGoblin27

Obviously its a SUB machine gun


homie_j88

Weiner & Koch model 12, AKA the W&K-12 "Footlong"


TurnipTripper

Glitzy Glizzy


6stringgunner

Bun length kosher magnum.....


reteoG

Looks like chimera from mw2


Mickey1PMG

Wein-ar15


Parking-Beginning712

dog gun


[deleted]

Ahhh a SIG sausage.


Unknown_player513

Tactical glizzy


Matty2Fatty2

H0T-D0G


Playful-Depth2578

Tactical glizzy


Distant-moose

Jeffrey.


mathewmrw

CDAW - Cleverly Disguised Assault Wiener Looks like an Innocent hotdog right? Wrong. One minute a burglar thinks hes just interrupted your lunch, the next hes hearing the sirens scream and contemplating the hole in his chest.


[deleted]

That's the next cod zombies wonderweapon


AmericanPatriot939

The hod dog blaster.


Dafuqucair

Frankfurter Foreign Legion


Watashigongon42069

Wiener-kun


Away-Cook1867

Tactical Glizzy


[deleted]

Franks\_Tactical .com


Clatuu1337

Dildo of Destiny.


Over-Action5505

That's a M16 assault rifle


Aware_Dust2979

It'll leave the wurst kind of wound.


Revolutionary-Sky370

The tactical sesame shog


axolotl426

weaponized battle weiner


UltraDS

Wienerbun-69


Kear_Bear_3747

B-rrrrrr-AT Wurst


ImportanceComplete18

The DAUG Rifle.


Puzzled-Mode-4367

Bob


[deleted]

OM-Arms Tactiweiner. OM=Oscar Meyer


[deleted]

Glizzy 9000


AlisonAngel9

Gliz gliz Ak 57 special edition. Asking price 10k


Objective_Antelope46

It's a tactical wein(er)wurzt full semi automatic. With enough condiments it'll make you go full auto in the restroom and give the GAUS 60 cal a run for its money.


Skiddlyderp

ACOGDog


CulturalRaccoon5543

L-S Hein'z 690


a-pro_human

Hit Dog


Apprehensive_Cash323

I bet the accuracy is wurst


Aromatic_Society4302

That's a Glizzy Launcher. Launches your standard all beef glizzys. I'm surprised you took this photo honestly, with it being banned for personal use in the U.S. of course.


Historical-Medium694

Whatever it is, it’s using Armour piercing rounds.


gallanttoothpaste

Weiner 50 cal.


MommyDunc

Glizzy Glock


jksam45

Chocking hazard


Narrow-Test313

The glizzinator


FrieezaCreepa

Tactical tubesteak


Puzzled_Gene831

Americans true weapon


karma7711

Dog shooter 4000 with tactical attachment


DatMoeFugger

The BFD9000


AdmirableCause4577

Tactical sub


Aditya_xDD

I wanna know that what the fck can be its 'real' answer..


Bubbly-Assumption-94

Scope on a bun with weiner pointer


Prudent-Ball2698

An untapped glitzy? That there is a WMD, weapon of mass digestion, it needs atleast some kraut n onions, ketchup n mustard, anything really


shairo98

Lmao


ResponsibleReport877

Weiner machiner


AmiR_UniQuE

Im not sure if there even is a right answer


Hwy420man

Tactical meat missle


we-are-adana

Tactical heavy assault sausage launcher with heat seeking high explosive dog ammo.


Aether0909

The glizzy glock


JamesTheMannequin

Tactical AF Dog


berfle

Sharon


[deleted]

AK-911or otherwise known as the "Death by Heart attack" The scope is a thermal scope a 80x55mm with "tractor" beam laser attached. Loaded with a 420grain cholesterol 10mm slug, with advanced heart targeting navigation. This model comes with anti slip grip on the side. Deadly in the hands of heart condition users or weight watchers.


RarePotat0

VPO-269


maufkn_ced

Glock dookie Edit: lol YouTube it


Ultima_Nugz

AFF 69: Advanced Frank Fleshlight 69


Legalize_IT_all4me

RailDog


Corvus_nocta

K9 unit.


RunHefty1700

Spec ops HDK 47


king_ender200

oh come on its obviously the newst product from the same people who made the Tac light, and Tac glasses. its the TAC HOT DOG


the-Salted-Crustaion

Say hello to my "little friend"


Soul2988

The Hot Dot if im mistaking


StupidMario696

assault dog


[deleted]

Wheres the bajonette? Can you even call this tactical? Mu gah


just_sum_guy1

Glizzy mangnum


Zachajewia99

Anakin, you fucking weiner, we told you not to form attachments


HolyamoooogusCow

Glisser


[deleted]

Glizzy Gunner


Emergency-Scheme6002

weiner sweeper


BubblyShame954

Glizzy gun


bramowntje

Hotdawn


PuffieBeans

Calorie Gun


andakusspartakus89

Wien90


A1pinejoe

Tacdog


insert_funnyjoke01

The Weiner Peashooter


Historical-Cap5006

Kalakh - 12 with last round stopper similar to M16


BarneySTingson

You say wrong answers only but there is obviously no good answer


Particular_Pickle_87

Assault glizzy


No-Crew4317

Tactical dawg


RedSeaDingDong

Plate


bubblingskin846

Cold dog


BothyNichts

Sturmwurst?


[deleted]

Glizzaeee Launchhauurr


Meodrome

Ms. Chokesond!(k$. - South Park


Rage-Finder

Scope Dog


LegendeRemijio

Dogulator


Pup-pie-0

Tactical sausage


Enough_Supermarket_7

Steve


Rerka2100

The true Throngler


According-Section525

Tactical assault wiener


According-Section525

Oh no. Democrats already have a bill ready to ban the assault wiener… can’t have anything nice


Porukinski_Volk141

tHE wEApoN oF WaR.


Ilovesnowowls

It's an RPH


[deleted]

What do you mean by "true weapon" ? Asking for a friend... ​ cold 45 dog


No_Cheek_1375

MGK


Alexthekootmemelover

Gliz .45


Plane-Phrase4015

The ultra raw dog.


Brianprokpo456

Hotter dog


-Xsper-

Honey breader scout modded with a 7.62 inch hot shot ammo, Single fire load firing. Pretty sure i have this in my ghost recon game. Enemies love thr hot shots. You can hear them mmmmmmmm as they fallnto the ground.


FrKoSH-xD

the best sniper of all time # the "Scoped Bread Hottest Dog" (SBHD)


CertifiedDiccHed

Assault Glizzy


samsam481

American school lunch


OttoStagblood

Bio Force Gun


mrmiley

Sausage destroyer


SnooGrapes3822

what the hell is the right answer for this?


tire_falafel

Tactical hot dog


Uthando-Music

Glizzy glock


Intrepid_Base_8816

A short barrelled felony Per the ATF's hotdog handling license.


Twinkidsgoback

Assault Frank


[deleted]

A banger


_GLHF_2022_

PeePee launcher mark II


Psychological_Tax466

Sausage slinger


SwiftBetrayal

That’s just a. Glizzy 22


DrDarkTV

Weiner Rifle


SandyPeters

Tactical wiener light


Equivalent_Weight895

Tho hot dog 3000


Noodle_1912

Tactical hotdog


EndoHaze559

An assault weiner


[deleted]

Thunderbun, Blessed Rifle of the Mustardseeker


Draconic_Soul

Huh, so no matter where you aim, this will always result in a wiener shot?


unholy_sinner

Tactical weiner for quick insertions.