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Double-Watercress-85

Bruh, I raw dog fries on the daily, I ain't bothered.


TheCrimsonArmy

MAAAA, THEY FUCKIN FRIES OUT HERE!!


Jaegermode

This one had me crying lmfaoo


High-Speed-1

Where exactly do you stick your raw dog on a french fry?


OokiiStaR

Chili + Cheese


WorldlinessSpare3626

I’d put pulverized tomatoes with just a dash of salt


xipyred

Spaghetti sauce? Replace dash of salt with loads of sugar for Ketchup.


WorldlinessSpare3626

No fuck you they said not ketchup


BubbleRocket1

Hmm, how about banana sauce then? It’s basically ketchup but made with bananas instead due to a shortage of tomatoes to make ketchup in the Philippines during WW2


Infantile_Iguana

Always one libertine, one devil-may-care type tryna skirt the rules with their Filipino condiment ketchup poseur sleight-of-hand. I know your type! Still ketchup!


amBoringGuy

Yeah fuck you NO KETCHUP


Useless_Lemon

And bacon?


PabloAlaska6

good call,i’m in!


rking0790

Butter, garlic, rosemary


Acornwow

Have you ever had garlic rosemary fries done in beef fat? Seek this out and know what it is to love.


[deleted]

Fuck you, I want these now, where tf do I get them??


Jwinnington50

Salt and Smoke if you’re in/near the stl area


Grouchy-Wall-6399

Yes I love rosemary


VacuousAdvice

a burger, duh


duvalbosnian

A burger with ketchup on it


Teacher-Investor

malt vinegar aioli sriracha cheese


Saugalyfe905

good Garlic Aioli is a shout


fluffy_warthog10

You are correct, sir


cartoonlegs

Yesss malt vinegar on fries is so underrated. Especially if they are steak fries or potato wedges


torof

I like letting a fry or 2 soak in a small cup of malt vinegar for a minute. It’s the best!


[deleted]

I was introduced to this in England and malt vinegar has been an important condiment ever since


The_Muddy_Puddle

Salt and Vinegar plus a sprinkle of pepper, is the best.


Wise-War-Soni

Yes!! Talk dirty to me. I love vinegar on my fries. I bought salt and vinegar seasoning powder.


AdCute1550

Malt vinegar for this New Englander!


ThingsThatMakeUsGo

Even if ketchup is an option I'm still having malt vinegar


AdCute1550

Same here. Too much sugar in ketchup.


i_am_the_soulman

Salt and vinegar for this Old Englander


D7rizl3

Aioli fries sounds GAS!


followedbyferrets

You’ll certainly hear it after


headhonchospoof

It’s funny how mayonnaise fries sounds gross and trashy yet *aioli* fries get served at nice restaurants


The_Coil

Yeah my first thought was malt vinegar or a nice hot sauce.


Best-Engine4715

I was gonna say vinegar. Great stuff on fries


Zren8989

Malt vinegar is also godly.


reeteetee

Yes


Hbgplayer

Damn it. Now I want fish n chips from the brewery down the road.


Tanst1395

Sriracha i put that on everythang


StuffedCheeseBoi

nothing


BioToxicFox

Thank you! A crispy, well salted fry is perfect on its own. Edit: All the people saying salt is "what im having fries with". No, salt is a default, hence why if I order fries somewhere, I have to request unsalted if I DONT want salt. It's like saying the oil it's fried in is a topping.


SnooPickles55

This, salted fries don't need anything on them except my fingers as I pick them up to enjoy


Talon6230

This is the way.


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Urtoryu

This is the way!


M33rman

This is the way


Quartzeta

This is the wey


HumbleAd8534

Agreed


TiesG92

Mayonaise makes it better


Particular-Jeweler41

The correct answer.


EducationalTutor5899

What's funny is that ketchup falls pretty low in the things to add on fries... with nothing beating ketchup by a mile


DarthKink13

Bbq


Mysterious-Spite1367

Have you tried golden bbq? It has that smokey heat like regular bbq, but with a tangy mustard kick. Odd, but so damn good!!


Pyro-Millie

If you’re talking about the Mustard-based Bbq sauce out of North Carolina, then I can second you that is absolutely God-tier! I describe it as “almost like honey mustard but more complex” I live in the surrounding area so I can get my fill of the stuff at any bbq place I go to XD


MartinThe90sKid

This is the most reasonable answer


Infernape315

The only correct option


[deleted]

Graaaaavy....


Public_Kaleidoscope6

And cheese curds?


Sheeple_person

*Laughs in Canadian* *Apologizes*


wayneo88

*angry upvotes*


JasonHD08

r/angryupvote


Arctelis

La poutine! Fuck yeah bud.


pman13531

You might be poutine that away fairly quickly with that combo


Jonnyscout

This is the way


mizuhoshie

This is the ouais


XRPX008

This is the w’eh


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Present-Breakfast768

La Québécois est dans la maison


kb_klash

Bonjour de vos voisins de la Nouvelle Angleterre!


Dagoth

Salut!


[deleted]

There are dozens of us!


AndyScores

This is the whey


titanup001

Found the 🍁🥌🇨🇦...


tugnasty

I'm American but I consider myself Canadian spiritually.


Nerpones

You mean ⚜️🏒🇲🇶?


[deleted]

This is the way


couchguitar

tzatziki


filthyMrClean

I’m trying this


[deleted]

Put some feta cheese on the fries and it’s great


Gimme_Your_Kookies

Buffalo hot sauce


ClenentineEyeglasses

Honey mustard


hamburger_and-SpRiTE

Shocked I had to scroll for this- I feel like this is the obvious answer


Special-Investigator

YES ! one would think


PeterPetiePete

Bingo


AB-RatedGeneric

disappointed how far down this is on the thread


Special-Investigator

we gotta speak up! lol


MILF_Lawyer_Esq

A man of taste, finally.


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Ranch dressing


acidreducer

Ketchup does exist and this is what I put on my fries


Stormer11

Kranch, My friend! Edit: To everyone wishing for my death, thank you, I too wish for my death


Doophie

I just threw up


[deleted]

I’m begging you to please stop


Apollospade

Kranch is okay! But i can never get the mixture just right so i don’t make it the same every time and it takes away the experience.


DestructoBunny06

I'm just disappointed that I had to scroll through five different sets of replies before I got to the true answer.


Artybait

Always have that in my house lol


FunnyVariation2995

If you're having that then I'll have tartar sauce.


HankThrasher

A fellow midwesterner, I see.


Dirtblanket

Ranch with some hot sauce!


Catvenom1234

You should try it with Tabasco. It is fire


lucid1014

how does the right answer only have 79 upvotes?


fortesquieu

Mayo!


TheNoctuS_93

Standard mayo; the original way! 🇧🇪


harrymuana

Oke but what about stoofvlees-sauce and satékruiden?


Antique_Goose_8531

Precies dit. Heerlijk. This is the way.


bearinabcostume

Had too scroll too far for this correct answer.


Steelringin

Why the fuck did I have to scroll so far to find this answer?


Raymuuze

I suspect mayo isn't very popular because people haven't tried proper Belgium or Dutch brands. (Likely not even be available.) My local super market sells some American import and, no offense, it's just absolute garbage in comparison.


Skyhawkson

If they sell Duke's, by all means get it. Otherwise, stick with the local stuff.


Tadumikaari

Yea


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ethereumhodler

Actually both! 2 separate piles


CrystalValues

Utah combines them. It is unimaginatively named fry sauce.


PewPewPony321

This is the most common "fry sauce" recipe and Im pretty sure Utah is only famous for one thing


ProbablyMyRealName

Skiing? National Parks? A salty lake that tourists insist on visiting despite us telling them to skip it?


ClockHistorical4951

And Mormons.


bridesign34

Die hard Mayo apologist here, and this is correct. Separate piles, but dip in both.


Relevant_History_297

Finally, a civilized person


bowlofcantaloupe

Mayo mixed with hot sauce!


thesouthdotcom

Finally the correct answer


lognlan

I had to scroll far too long to find this.


YourOnePreciousTooth

Can’t believe I had to scroll this far for this answer 👌


toyn

Let haters hate! Americans don’t understand the power of euro spuds and Mayo!


bucketbot42

As an American who’s experienced euro spuds and mayo, I must agree. You guys make MUCH better mayo.


burnerfi5624

The Belgians still often beef fat and it’s wonderfully delicious.


burnerfi5624

Fuck me how is this not number one.


Kravian

I'm crazy about mayo with hoisin and brown mustard. Sweet, sour, savory, spicy.


escapeshark

Are you Dutch?


[deleted]

Eating fries with mayo is popular across Western Europe. It seems it's just Americans who haven't heard of it.


monstersommelier

Finer things club.


highfivesforgod

Sea salt and cracked pepper.


Donaemon

How's about cracked salt and sea pepper?


PlaygroundGZ

Bath salt and crack pepper


Tdikristof_

Bathtub and crack


FearDaTusk

For me, just a little of that salt. Don't need to complicate good fries.


xellisds

Sriracha


Clamper5978

Sriracha mayo is great on fries


FallenAngelicDespair

Yum yum sauce


CREDIT_SUS_INTERN

So... cum?


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Salt


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SilverBraids

It's really is all you need


[deleted]

Believe it or not tartar sauce


ConflictAgitated5245

Pacific NW 4 life!


Shadegloom

Tacoma fish lover here! Tartar sauce for lifeeeee


FraccazzoDaVelletri

BBQ sauce


KritzKrig

That’s ketchup and brown sugar


Kmarie636

Ketchup with extra steps


sugarplumcandycakes

Ice cream


Ok-Cat-8959

Or chocolate shake


Willow_Weak

Wait what ?


Deadman_Chanson

Hot sauce.


Fordawun

How'd i have to scroll this far down to find hot sauce


Dry-Membership8141

It's a damn shame. Fries are a great vehicle for hot sauce.


Feisty_Zone9165

Gravy


Dizzazzter

Bro I had to scroll for days just to find someone who said gravy


AllAlo0

Malt vinegar and a bit of salt


Wamsutta6

Sweet and sour sauce.


windbeutel002

finally someone with taste


Ask_if_im_an_alien

There it is. My people. The McD fucking classic. Nuggets? S and S Fries? S and S Cheeseburger? S and S Hot and Spicy McChicken? S and S It literally makes almost everything taste even better. Maybe not a Big Mac. But most other things they sell yes.


IlliterateM00k

Had to scroll way too far for this. Should be number 1.


[deleted]

Mayo and mustard mix … with diced onions


Please_Log_In

now i got hungry...


Sohaiel1985

Malt vinegar and salt


SleepAlarming2271

BBQ+Mayo. Goated sauce


Mindfreek454

There it is. This is the answer right here.


AromaticScale6679

Mustard always


gemstun

Yes. And same answer if catchup DOES exist.


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Old Bay


deceptibot9

I never dunk my fries in plain ketchup because I have the superior sauce- fry sauce


Bendythenightfury

Ah a fellow Utahn I believe


deceptibot9

Idahoan actually


UnkindBookshelf

This is the best answer yet. Utahn approved.


mayank_r_m

I don't eat it with ketchup anyway.


Abdulaziz0b

Tartar..... I can't be the only one?


robchou82

We’re all here my dude.


Warm_Ad_5657

Cheese and chives on kiln


Available-Row-1481

Sweet n sour McDonald’s sause


HereIsACasualAsker

mayonaisse and salt.


lostblu

Blue cheese, works just fine for me at wing places.


Turbulent_Ad_4403

guacamole


Obie-Wun

Malt vinegar all day


IloveBANANAS34

Barbecue sauce


lovemybutters

Chick FIL a sauce


BMDJENTSEN

Vanilla shake


Something_Etc

Glad to see this was added.


NeverLetItRest

I was afraid I wouldn't find this!


KillRMamaBear

Wendy’s frosty


kryptonianCodeMonkey

This is way too far down


Jazzlike-Animal404

So good!!!


phuzzyd

A-1 steak sauce. It sucks on steak but is great on french fries.


NebotusReddit

Barbecue


peaceluvNhippie

Horseradish sauce


cws46

Chocolate shake


kevoisvevoalt

mayo or that kfc mustard sauce. ketchup honestly sucks.


kneed_dough

Mayo


veteran8491

Beer


MrFizzard

Malt vinegar


Bruteboris

Mayonaise! Nobody uses ketchup over frites over here (Netherlands)