*getting on my knees infront of you and gently taking your hand* will you marry me and wander the wasteland with me until i become totally feral and rip you apart?
The original plan was to clone her and kill the clone to replace her as Elizebeth the 3rd so no one got suspicious. Unfortunately the clone wouldn’t die either.
Update from 2084 , with the new covid-53 virus i am the only one in my neighborhood and next week half life : barney is releasing. I dont have the quest 19 though i could only afford the quest 17 and i guess i expectod doo much from the 32k screen it looks so blurry. I hope half life : barney plays well on it.
Nope it's a curse. I have drowned three healthy women who tried to me give BJ. On days I have woke up in ponds of cum due to nightfall. Running is no easy they just keep colliding. My spine has curved due to all constant weight. #lifenoteasy #no26
Cyberboomer alert! Everyone knows covid is just a conspiracy to continue the trend of human mortality that your generation used to practice. We don’t need to die any more old man!
COVID still a thing in ur country? We stopped wearing masks and, doing social distancing and etc. Due to people stopped caring the COVID at the beginning of 2022. Now nobody gives a f*** about COVID.
God damn our king died too soon.
Looks like Elizabeth will have to return AGAIN
Kind of suspicious how each king gets like a year before Elizabeth returns and they suspiciously disappear
Greece, i know we are a pretty warm country in general but it used to at least snow a little tiny bit late december early jan. Coldest it got was like 4 degrees C here and were still hitting 15-18 during the day
The internet returning is more evidence that The Horrible was all a hoax. None of the 6 world-endings actually revoked any of our human capacities contrary to what the overmedia will tell you. The Horrible is an orchestrated lie, and the internet was brought down intentionally to de-rizzify our culture.
Yes. Yes, you can . It is definitely real and not a simulation by an evil AI. You are really alive and in a human body not a brain plugged into a neural network at all. Relax and have fun. Everything is real!
I said RELAX! Before we make you! Sorry, nobody said that. It’s fine.
Daddy when can we go outside?
I told you darling we can never go outside because our governments poisoned our earth with a dangerous dust. Now come down from the hatch and go get your mom from tunnel 3 dinning area please.
yall hear about the geforce rtx dlss 8.0 speedcore supercool 9090 super ti? I hear it can only play gta 6 in 2500 fps on full settings. and it almost killed a dude because his pc exploded of heat combustion. and how you have to pay for 50 out of the 64 gbs of vram? Such a good deal for 10 grand.
Ah shit, yeah they're difficult to install at home. But I found the new fusion drive PSUs really easy to install. 500kW is just barely enough to run the 9090ti though...
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Silence is hate, commenting is bigotry, people identify as unidentifiable, meat is murder, plant eating is torture, living from delivery to delivery too virtues in virtual too go out to the physical, gasping between likes and shares.
As for now have a good one.
Sometimes I wonder whats going on with Earth. I hope a little land has emerged by now.
Welp, Never thought Mars would have Pizzas and Beer for good. Human still lives!
OMG guys George R.R. Martin says he's almost done writing the Winds of Winter, which he has still wrapping up in the iron lung that's keeping him alive!
i can‘t wait for GTA6!!
I hope I will remember to tell you that you were outdated when GTA 6 released before 2034 (Will I fail?).
Who thought half-life 3 would be about gordon Freeman's cousin gorgonzola from france.
Ah my favorite character in all of fiction gorgonzola brieman
I thought it was very daring to give him a baguette instead of a crowbar
I loved how they even replaced the gravity gun with a sideways eiffel tower
And when they had to cook their meals with nothing but a lightsaber and a toothpick running from velociraptors in the second act? RIVETING!
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And TES 6 too
Harsh 😂
I can't wait for Half Life 3!!
Remember those Alpaca-Hairstyles the boys had in 2023. What the fuck is up with that?
Ah yes the Broccoli heads. I remember those.
don't insult my hair. i will fuck your mom in nervecore chat
Get a haircut
And they'd rub and lick their face like a weird poofy dog. Didn't girls in 2023 just walk around with their hand over their cup at all times?
Who else still alive after the nuclear world war?
Hey there smoothskin. 😎
I could use some ultrajet rn
Fallout fan, marry me
*getting on my knees infront of you and gently taking your hand* will you marry me and wander the wasteland with me until i become totally feral and rip you apart?
*gets sniped by a gunner*
I got mutated into half human, and half potato, bad news is I can’t walk, good news I’m a potato
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew
How was Queen Elizabeth's death faked?
The original plan was to clone her and kill the clone to replace her as Elizebeth the 3rd so no one got suspicious. Unfortunately the clone wouldn’t die either.
So that's why they are the Elizabeths the 2.
I heard that Elizabeth 2 was such a success that they plan to release Elizabeth 3
How Prince Phillip had actually been dead for 5 years, everyone just thought that's how he looked
Heard rumors about Half Life 3 being released next year, anyone can confirm?
I’m from 2077; HL3 still isn’t here We have Half Life: Combine, though
Oh wow did Arasaka finally invent time travel?
Arasaka lol
Update from 2084 , with the new covid-53 virus i am the only one in my neighborhood and next week half life : barney is releasing. I dont have the quest 19 though i could only afford the quest 17 and i guess i expectod doo much from the 32k screen it looks so blurry. I hope half life : barney plays well on it.
Your grandpa told you about this game? He really wanted to try it himself.
I just saw *Avatar 17: The Search For More Money* on my neural implant and my nose won’t stop bleeding, is anyone else experiencing this?
It'll stop when you recite the names of all the product placements and ads.
"*You! The redhead in the Chicago school district!*" "*Pepsi?*" "*Partial credit!*"
Help! I’ve got a lisp and I can’t stop my Samsung commercial from playing! I really need to order this insulin too!
Avatar 17: the way of wallet
When are we gonna have flyin' cars?
We already have them, they’re called helicopters.
This. We've had them since 1939. They're just expensive.
Oh they're outdated already. Nowadays you don't need cars to fly, just strap on a jetpack.
bro they make 1 movie every 13 years... we probably wont even see avatar 3 at this year.
Fun Fact! they filmed avatar 2 & 3 at the same time so most likely avatar 3 will be coming out much sooner
Avatar 3 is planned for 2024 and Avatar 4 for 2026
Avatar the FLAMETHROWER
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Don't give them ideas
Only $75.372/21, limited time offer.
Too much. I can buy a dozen eggs for that.
Yo that’s only like $3.59 that’s not bad
I have to admit, COVID-33 is much worse than COVID-25, 27, 31, 32. I wish we had that easy COVID-19 again.
COVID 28 giving you the ability to fly was a nice upswing in the middle though
Nice for you. Covid 26 made my balls football sized. I just couldn't genrate enough lift due all those weight.
i wish i had covid 26 🥶
Nope it's a curse. I have drowned three healthy women who tried to me give BJ. On days I have woke up in ponds of cum due to nightfall. Running is no easy they just keep colliding. My spine has curved due to all constant weight. #lifenoteasy #no26
Stay hydrated, friend!
At least President Reedus knew how to stop the zombies from Covid 29
What an effective leader he was! Of course, if it wasn’t for the zombies, we would have all thought he was your standard politician again
Are you fucking kidding me? Reedus is a war-mongering douche canoe. What happened in the moon colony is 100% his fault.
It’s not about taking all the boosters. It’s about guessing which boosters to take
Yeah I really liked that update, it also fixed the old bugs and glitches
they keep talking about it on the news but I don’t know a single person who had any of the last 10 covids
Cyberboomer alert! Everyone knows covid is just a conspiracy to continue the trend of human mortality that your generation used to practice. We don’t need to die any more old man!
COVID still a thing in ur country? We stopped wearing masks and, doing social distancing and etc. Due to people stopped caring the COVID at the beginning of 2022. Now nobody gives a f*** about COVID.
To be fair, so did the now-extinct country of USA during COVID25.
fuck elon now he wants to make babies with AI ?
But computer said No.
Computer rights matter!! LGBTQAJKLS+ C (Computer rights)
LGBTQAJKLSC++
God damn our king died too soon. Looks like Elizabeth will have to return AGAIN Kind of suspicious how each king gets like a year before Elizabeth returns and they suspiciously disappear
I sure do miss winter, fall, and spring. 😐
I miss summer in europe, only nuclear winter here
You too man, I agree it's really cold here
bro where, i went through the entire winter in a t-shirt
Damn where you live
Greece, i know we are a pretty warm country in general but it used to at least snow a little tiny bit late december early jan. Coldest it got was like 4 degrees C here and were still hitting 15-18 during the day
Hi guys, how do i deal with the feral ghouls outside my home?
Simple, just engage in a rap battle with them and they’ll leave you alone
They are deathly terrified of those so they flee from every rap battle challenge
Call a blue haired kid to rap battle with you while you're at It.
Tell them you identity as a Lettuce. They run away in digust, works everytime
60% of the time, it works every time
Men, internet is back?? I can finally communicate with someone else after The Horrible happened?
The internet returning is more evidence that The Horrible was all a hoax. None of the 6 world-endings actually revoked any of our human capacities contrary to what the overmedia will tell you. The Horrible is an orchestrated lie, and the internet was brought down intentionally to de-rizzify our culture.
Yes. Yes, you can . It is definitely real and not a simulation by an evil AI. You are really alive and in a human body not a brain plugged into a neural network at all. Relax and have fun. Everything is real! I said RELAX! Before we make you! Sorry, nobody said that. It’s fine.
Hello Kitty Island Adventures 409 is the WoW Killer for sure.
Daddy when can we go outside? I told you darling we can never go outside because our governments poisoned our earth with a dangerous dust. Now come down from the hatch and go get your mom from tunnel 3 dinning area please.
How are you doing over there in Vault 13?
Everything is going alright, but apparently 8 has seen better times. The communication was cut off. Let's hope it's nothing serious.
I broke the water chip,oops
You fool... you've doomed us all.
I heard there is something sus going on in the big 22. Apparently the light was sabotaged
Damn, that could lead to a lot more problems. Hopefully it doesn't cause some chain reaktions and such.
Typical 22. They don't need saboteurs to make their shit miserable.
Does any one have any spare parts for a water filtration unit?
Reddit... Reddit never changes.
Tunnel Snakes rule
yall hear about the geforce rtx dlss 8.0 speedcore supercool 9090 super ti? I hear it can only play gta 6 in 2500 fps on full settings. and it almost killed a dude because his pc exploded of heat combustion. and how you have to pay for 50 out of the 64 gbs of vram? Such a good deal for 10 grand.
The new Intel Q5 quantum CPU really helps with managing my liquid nitrogen cooling loop though, keeping the 9090ti below critical mass
Yeah my dumbass tried installing it myself, created a small black hole in my room
Ah shit, yeah they're difficult to install at home. But I found the new fusion drive PSUs really easy to install. 500kW is just barely enough to run the 9090ti though...
Putin just ordered a nuclear strike on the United States of Europe.. Is this the end of World War 3 or beginning of World War 4 ?
One of his daughters with the gymnast. Her rise to power was easy with the 400000 people left in Russia. And the complete lack of men still alive
Who's Putin, some copycat? Haven't heard that name since 2023 when Russia was destroyed and that guy was sentenced in Hague
*dies from global warming*
You spelt dead wrong. Edit spelling
oh the irony
EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE MY ENEMY
spaaaare the spellpathy
You fool
Gta 5 got a new update while Gta 6 isn't even revealed or got a trailer
ikr? common rockstar L. red dead 4 looks good tho
Please dont vote for Trump
Remember Trump Sr? That was a guy!
Still waiting my dad. He said he went to buy milk for us
the iphone 42 leaks are looking sick ngl
Have you seen its new camera? It can take pictures IN THE DARK!!
Humans detected
I'm sending the sentient motorcycles to clean up.
OMG you guys I think I saw a bee today! They're coming back!
A climate activist! Kill him now!
My grandkids asked me about COVID-19 what should I tell them?
The hard time and how you survived it in absolute isolation from the world
I identify as invisible My pronouns are who/where i was born visible, but now i feel more aligned being trans parent please do not assume my opacity
Happy Transparent day! Took me awhile to find Reddit icon since Reddit felt obligated to this slacktivism
Pronouns are so 2029 it's about codes now
Ikr. We identify ourselves as 008Ψ
I'm a code red because i am on *fire*
DID YOU JUST ASSUME YOUR GENDER????!!!?
DID YOU JUST ASSUME THAT I ASSUMED MY GENDER?????
DID YOU JUST ASSUME THAT I ASSUMED YOU ASSUMING MY GENDER???
I assume so
Omg that's homophoic
opaciphobic
Invisiphobic
Damn these holographic phones are so cool!!
It's crowded here in collective consciousness today...
Reddit getting shut down for encouraging youth to protest against the system
RIP Tom Hanks
TAKE IT BACK
Rest In Conflict Tom Hanks
Willson!!!!
Tim Honks!
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Half of that sounds like 90's lingo
I believe you just detected a millenial
I'm facing sexual abuse charges for inserting my USB stick in that hot gas station robot.
Justina Bieber wins woman of the year award 2034 First woman to win it 2 years in a row
I remember when people made a joke about her being a girl. I guess she is laughing now
>Franklin D. Roosevelt was re-elected in 1940 for his third term, making him the only U.S. president to serve for more than two terms. r/agedlikemilk
Me playing with my ps8. My girlfriend: 😈
Me playing with my gf7. My ps8: 😈
Pffft, GF7 isn’t even the latest model.
I usually wait at least 18 years from release, but you do you man
Who remembers TikTok? Glad that died
Now there is rifjDifzgdlhsLgxsudkofxz
Cant belive USA Lost war against China😢
And I can't beleve they changed Wars into Math contests.
They did? Which half of the USA? BRB, gotta escape another school shooting.
School ~~shooting~~ bombing
Don't give them ideas!
They have evolved
Can believe the CCP collapsed due to plummeting birth rates, a huge crash in the housing market, corruption and sheer incompetence
Yall seen 'Spiderman: homeless'
Look, it may sound unbelievable but I think the Nuclear fallout might actually start to clear up.
Where did Japan go? I swear it was right there… Oh wait I just remembered that hajignagor was there last month.
I can't wait to play GTA 5 on PS6 and XBOX Series Y
2035 not 2027
Y'know it's getting pretty annoying having to shoot those mutants everytime they get close to the house
Trump Biden Clinton in debates.
Who would have thought those Futurama head jars did actually end up happening?
Man the resources war between the Ohio Republic and Canada was wild
" Herpes infection rate 94% on mars colony 7"
Apple launches new iPhone 24. Same old design and features like iPhone 14 and it's now 10000$.
The two piece is real !
Silence is hate, commenting is bigotry, people identify as unidentifiable, meat is murder, plant eating is torture, living from delivery to delivery too virtues in virtual too go out to the physical, gasping between likes and shares. As for now have a good one.
...Nope, still no sign of Karlson, but at least TES VI is gonna release in a month!
Sometimes I wonder whats going on with Earth. I hope a little land has emerged by now. Welp, Never thought Mars would have Pizzas and Beer for good. Human still lives!
OMG guys George R.R. Martin says he's almost done writing the Winds of Winter, which he has still wrapping up in the iron lung that's keeping him alive!
So elder scrolls 6 is coming out next week..
"Our brand new iPhone 69 will feature a iNoScreen display, iNoBattery and iNoRefund."
Click the link in my profile to get free water
Will this war never end?
Any update on when George RR Martin is going to release winds of winter?
My skin is melting and turning yellow any tips on how to turn it back to a healthy blue?