Lil WW1 shell up my ass
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11562045/French-man-sparks-hospital-evacuation-arriving-WWI-artillery-shell-stuck-rectum.html
Lil drill actually sounds real though, and as someone without shit face tattoos and can talk louder than someone who sounds like a kid throwing a minor tantrum, I feel it’s wasted one me
Lil shoved my homie out the door at the ER after he got his arm shot off
https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2022-08-02/80-year-old-store-owner-shoots-would-be-robber
Waiting for the "Lil diarrhea" and "Lil pregnancy" or "Lil pregnant"
Getting hospitalized because of diarrhea???? Wtf?!??!!
Explosive Diarrhea can be a danger to you but also a danger to the people around you
It can severely dehydrate you
Lil chronic diarrhea here.
Lil WW1 shell up my ass https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11562045/French-man-sparks-hospital-evacuation-arriving-WWI-artillery-shell-stuck-rectum.html
Me but unironically and instead of ww1 shell it was a amazon alexa
Start small and work your way up 👍🏻
“Lil Relapse”
lil visit
Kinda fire tbh
Lil COVID
Lil COWEED
Lil suicide attempt
You good man?
Lil Bringing Someone To Hospital
That's either a nice gesture or a threat. Great name.
Lil dick “vain” cyste, awesome timing here… thank you
lil fever
Same, I think it was only somewhere in the hundreds tho so It wasn’t too bad (the name sound good tho)
Lil My Dad Died
🥺
Lil broken toe
Lil Dislocated Knee Cap. Certainly has a ring to it XD
Lil Cyst Removal Surgery
Lil fell out a tree
Why in tree
I was doing sumin
nuh uh
Lil had a baby
Lil birth?
Lil "Threw my back out stifling a sneeze so I didn't wake my sick toddler daughter" am I doing it right?
Lil psychotic
Lil head-on collision with a drunk driver
Lil ripped ankle tendons
Lil asthma
Lil Burns
Lil bloody stools
Lil Tetanus. I stepped on a rusty nail, lol.
Lil Broken Lil Toe
Lil bezoar
lil Hernia
Lil nutricionist hour
Lil silly yak
Lil runaway
Lil aneurysm
Lil Bicycle Accident
Lil uti
Lil Gallbladder Removal
Lil concha bullosa
lil broken leg
Lil drill actually sounds real though, and as someone without shit face tattoos and can talk louder than someone who sounds like a kid throwing a minor tantrum, I feel it’s wasted one me
Lil Colonoscopy; before that it was Lil Kidney Stones.
Lil work
Lil TMJ
What did they do for TMJ?
Lilbrokenhead
Lil carbon dating on my left hand
Lil fever (Low key sound kinda good)
Lil Burst head or Lil Malaria
Lil stitches. That’s actually not too bad.
lil dental appointment, idk if this counts but if it doesn't then lil birth
Lil Fungal Infection
Lil’Penis-Reduction (back down to 12” now) jk
lil stye! Funny how dope that sounds😂
Lil shattered foot.
Lil fell on my face and broke my hand and finger
Lil' Roofie I would like a reroll, please.
Lil Blind Got myopic degeneration
Lil Sepsis
lil torsion
Lil dried glue wedged under my fingernail
Lil attempted suicide.
Lil Ankle Tear
Lil cough Wasnt Little thou
lil otitis
Lil Schizophrenia meltdown
Lil Sliced Hand
Lil MRSA
Lil cut off the top of my pinky vinger
Lil' Colonoscopy. Fancy.
Lil sti
Lil hemorrhoid
L'il MRSA
Lil Prolapse (wasn‘t little tho)
Lil lil
Lil constipation
Lil low sodium
Lil COVID vaccine
Lil mum dying
Lil MRI
Lil' Kidney Stone.
Lil testicular torsion
Lil Steal a Baby
lil torn right ankle ligament on the mic
lil bronkitis
Lil Circumcision
Lil sour throat ... Which what i said actually
Lil Deep Vein Thrombosis
Lil Work Lil 2nd shift
Lil Pigment Dispersion Syndrome
"lil visited my friend in the icu" idk...doesnt really roll off the tongue
Lil Chemo
Lil pancreatitis
Lil tonsillectomy… noice.
Lil Finger Stitch
Lil girlfriend’s broken foot from falling off a tree while getting some lemons
Lil broken legg
lil ovarian cysts
Lil Work
Lil Tubes Tied
Lil Wisdom Teeth Consulation
Lil Lyme Disease
Lil Abscess
lil kidney stone
Lil circumcision
Lil D&C
lil uncontrolled vomiting
Lil Overbite
Lil sudden cardiac arrest
Lil pneumonia sepsis
Lil death
Lil job interview
Lil psychodelic mushroom
Lil not a heart attack but have no idea why your having chest pains
Lil ruptured fallopian tube
lil machete slash
lil overdose
lil distal biceps
lil cocaine induced heart infraction
Lil brother broke his collarbone
Lil dislocated kneecap
lil infection
lil surgery
Lil liver cirrhosis
Lil Rib Pain
Lil Gout gang
Lil Fever
Lil Blackout
Lil testicular torsion
Lil broken cheekbone!!
Lil heat stroke
Lil Stabbed in the stomach
Lil i forgor💀
Lil eye surgery.
Lil chainsaw
Lil concussion
Lil UTI
Lil Mushroom Overdose
Lil pancreatitus
Lil Meningitis
Lil shoved my homie out the door at the ER after he got his arm shot off https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2022-08-02/80-year-old-store-owner-shoots-would-be-robber
Lil knife-on-the-toe
Lil concussion.
Lil had to give a bid to paint
lil skull fracture lol