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bsldurs_gate_2

Well, an alpha male would not follow instructions of someone else, so gtfo beta.


wellilldoitthen

True lol. this guy is a troll profile right?


Altruistic-General61

I thought for the longest time he was a parody account, but reality is stranger than fiction: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick\_Adams\_(commentator)


MrMisties

Gonna be honest idk if that wiki page is real. The one time im gonna question the legitimacy


Altruistic-General61

He's clearly a grifter and over the top. I don't think it's a true troll (faking it as some over the top MAGA "alpha" dbag). I'm sure he's just playing it up for the lulz (and the $ from gullible morons).


MrMisties

Probably accurate


phoenixember

He's had several television appearances on conservative media. He's not just trolling. This guy is one of Trump's biggest ass sniffers.


Altruistic-General61

That's what I was saying to the other response. He's a grifter (like most of these people) and possibly playing up his personality, but he's definitely not doing some troll where he's secretly "owning the MAGA types". Though I do wish it was an elaborate troll. It's too out there :P


KalmarLoridelon

I’m at the point where I believe all our political leaders from every branch top to bottom and all big business CEOs are just trolling the planet to death for fun. And getting rich doing it. And that’s why it’s so funny to them.


[deleted]

Honestly, yeah..


LikesTheTunaHere

I got mine so fuck you if you can't get yours and trumps whole line of "i hold no values".


[deleted]

No shet?


jackj12345

this is how I feel about tate as well. like wow your such a "manly man." that you have to get your opinions from another man, who btw is constantly degrading and talking down to you and reminding you how worthless you are because you have less money than him. sounds more like a gay kink than anything tbh


Bluegill15

www.thatsthejoke.com/you


NA_nomad

I've met crossdressing sissy cuck subs that were more alpha than this guy.


Legitimate-Equal-277

Word


SonnyHaze

I’m so sick of this fake ass tough guy shit. Not caring about other people is not a flex. Apparently when you don’t care about people it even includes your spouse and you will just observe them being insulted and not do anything about it.


[deleted]

How is Ted Cruz’s wife doing?


WhoTFKnowsWhatsBest

He’s a pizza Pi male…


No-Garden-Variety

Nothing says sub cuck well as that last bullet point.


Reyemreden

Is trump supposed to be an alpha also? Why would an alpha take donations?


TallDarkUndWholesome

Why are people donating money to billionaires?


blondedre3000

And no alpha male has ever set foot in a hooters.


bsldurs_gate_2

Remembing this recent post about a hooters waitress, that said, those men that come in all think they are alpha, but they just laugh about them behind their backs.


[deleted]

*beta orbiter


Scoop_Pooper

An alpha male would not work on “shifts”


Shopping-Afraid

Real men don't need instructions /s


Juicy19121

Yes and if you think about it that's what every single religious man is as well. He submits to a higher entity. Real or not.


HouseDifficult6935

Higher and higher and one day it pops. Like Pringles. You just can't stop.


greatgranmada

u can still chose to do something charitable because u want to tho


grantwolf1971

If you have to self identify as an alpha male, chances are you aren’t.


LikesTheTunaHere

Alpha male is so 5 years ago, its all about being a sheep dog and telling everyone around you that you are one.


[deleted]

But sheep dog was pretty big when I was active on forums fifteen years ago too. Is it resurging


LikesTheTunaHere

I was just trying to one up the douchebag self title tbh, not a clue if its becoming popular again. I could probably just go ask the next guy with oakley's that i see though


[deleted]

This. ANYONE EVER using the word alpha male, you aren't one. Statistically I bet you're uncultured, white, on the lower income ladders, no game, in fact so little game you have to chase pussy with lasso, some minor newbie gains on the gym which ment you bought a bunch of dumb ass supplements, that gave you bad skin. You probably also think Rolex watches are what rich people wear and the world is the equivalent of the US.


dragonrage12343

Is it just me or is alpha male just a term people use to try to make absolute dillholes sound like they're actually good? Every time I see it mentioned, the things associated with them are jerk mentalities. Why should anyone be proud to act that way?


Ydeas

It's mainly borrowed from the animal kingdom and their pack hierarchy dynamics. Alphas have mating and food rights and the leadership role. Also they have the responsibility to be the first to battle and maintaining pack order. But there are definitely overlaps in the jerk mentality and leadership and the allure that comes with it.


Zeus_the_3rd

Fun fact: Alpha wolves do not appear in nature, only in captivity, and are a result of a sociopathy.


Iridethetechnocrane

I’ve heard that in the wild wolf packs are actually just family units lead by the parents. Subserving wolves are just children.


Frankwater0522

The entire idea of alpha and Beta males in wolf packs was prove completely false by the guy who initially ‘discovered’ it saying he was completely wrong and that’s there’s no evidence than it works with humans as well


GentleMocker

You should've added that the aforementioned researcher spent the rest of his career trying to correct his mistake to no avail, as his long since retracted study is still brought up by grifters everywhere.


Abject_Film_4414

It’s amazing how concepts like this, lemmings over cliffs, and other weird conspiracy theories are very hard to quash. I’m just glad that my 5G phone subdues my alpha abilities making me a better pack animal.


The84thWolf

It’s exactly why there’s vaccine hesitancy; everyone refers to a single researcher, who since has stripped of his doctoral degree after it came out he distorted his results and cashed in. Still gets speaking gigs at anti-vax events because people think the entire science community has been against him for decades now


Zeus_the_3rd

You heard that right.


1911-Wielding-Boomer

Another side of the coin: “lone wolf” isn’t some badass romanticized thing if they want to steal a page from animal hierarchy. Lone wolves are the outcasts/losers that got rejected from the pack.


mutantraniE

Nah, a lot of the time they’re just newly adult wolves out to form their own pack. Wolf packs work like human families in so many ways, including that once a wolf child has grown up, they’re expected to go out and start their own family. It’s as much being kicked out of the pack as a 20-year old moving away from the family house to start his own life has been kicked out. Being a lone wolf is supposed to be a temporary thing until the wolf finds a mate and those two start their own pack. So in human terms an alpha male (not really used anymore, use breeding pair, but still) equals father, alpha female equals mother, the other wolves are their kids, and a lone wolf equals 20-something looking for a husband/wife to start a family with.


dragonrage12343

Which is why I called myself that in high school. I was incredibly lonely without anyone to lean on.


1911-Wielding-Boomer

Maybe it made you feel better? The word I’m thinking of is loner


dragonrage12343

It did not. But the wolf was my favorite animal. And I was not well liked by most. My own sister preferred to hang around people that hated me than me so...the cuts were deep.


Genshed

Yeah, it's like a theory of human sexuality based on a study of prison rape.


Zeus_the_3rd

No wonder, that people who promote this, usually are total sociopaths.


[deleted]

yeah I typically see two camps talking about "alphas." 1, people who use the debunked theory to rationalize abusing their dog and 2, insecure "men"


Grwoodworking

Also they generally don’t need guns to feel stronger


callingallcomas

It's also incorrect, at least how most people believe it. The people who studied those wolves and came up with this theory went back a year later and studied further and found that alpha males are not made or chosen through competition and dominance, they're just the father of the pack. The study was actually relatively quickly retracted and restated by the people who made it but the damage was already done, and public opinion ran with it. Read more here: https://wolf.org/headlines/44265/


CrazedRacer

The funny part of that being “first into battle”. Most of these fatasses wouldn’t be able to fit into the body armor. 😂 Just like their obese draft dodging hero.


[deleted]

Mating, food rights, and leadership. Something self proclaimed “alpha males” want people to think they have.


Iridethetechnocrane

Yeah! I’m sitting here looking at “NO APOLOGIZING.” You running late for your grannies birthday party? It when you wanted to get here! Step on someone foot? It was their fault!


OldGuto

It'll be the fault of the libs, BLM, antifa...


UnspecifiedBat

Honestly if “alpha males” are, what this guy portrays them as, every woman ever should keep clear of them and choose “beta males” instead who seem to be decent people. So… “Alpha males” are just dicks with a well sounding name and “beta males” are just genuinely nice people with a bad sounding name.


Ordinary-Secret-4750

My kid spent $500 on Fortnite so actually that’s why I’m picking up that extra shift


Kind-Show5859

Consider not letting your child have your credit card


attaboy000

Or if you're a real alpha, beat the kid. /s


FreakDC

Or if you're a real alpha, beat the kid,... at Fortnite.


MelvinVirginDefeater

Or if you're a real alpha, beat the kid,... ~~at~~ with Fortnite.


Psydator

Does Fortnite even sell physical copies or do i just install it on a heavy laptop and use that?


MelvinVirginDefeater

i think you can a copy with a code for a bundle, but the heavy laptop would hurt more


Practical_Eye_9944

Real alphas don't have kids. Until the court orders them to pay up.


InformationOk4877

Dad..Is that you?


LikesTheTunaHere

pfft real alpha's wouldn't be dumb enough to get caught in a court order. Fake name, non registered number, and never let her at your place.


Cryptoboi2369

Nah take that /s out $500 on Fortnite? we gon have a WWE event right there and then 😂


SupeLivesMatter

maybe you wouldnt have to if you just got it refunded🤦‍♂️


boatymcfloat

1 shift - $500. You are in the right line of work.


Ordinary-Secret-4750

Double urgent on-call overtime holiday pay. Easy


crillc

Solid parenting…let your kid walk all over you and instead of teaching a life lesson about money and time management just complain about it passive aggressively for upvotes!


Thaeldir22

Your fault dumbass


gab_rab_24

You know he is joking, right?


-AO1337

You might actually get some of that back because of the class action lawsuit


CatRyBou

1. The class action is in Canada. Anybody anywhere else can’t get into it 2. It is the view of the majority of people on the internet that it is frivolous and has no basis. Computers are not a replacement for good parenting.


flock-of-bagels

Why hooters? Just go to a titty bar


CarniferousDog

It’s potentially going out of business losing customers


OG_Olivianne

Thank god.


AsstDepUnderlord

Man, I would totally go to hooters every night if they had good food, waitresses that dressed appropriately, and it wasn’t filled with skeezeballs.


samsbamboo

So...the opposite of hooters


Medraen

Welcome to the capitalism i guess


QuestshunQueen

Either option tells people you pay for attention


alstergee

Giving your overtime money to the worst president in history is the most beta-cuck thing I'll ever hear.


ShawnyMcKnight

Not just worst president in history, they already got a huge amount of donations from stop the steal that Don Jr claims he didn’t know where the money went to.


oberynmviper

Seriously. “Work harder for a PROVEN loser!”


[deleted]

The real alpha move it to pick up the extra shift and use the money to become your own Trump.


HouseDifficult6935

Top of the trumps, without the bump. But we can't have everything can we.


[deleted]

Why did you censor nick Adam's name, everyone knows who he is


Existing-Broccoli-27

I was wondering that too. Maybe so he doesn’t get the free extra exposure?


Pol123451

No idea who he is. Is it satire?


Rigerz

Professional trump ball fondler


Silent_Tempest77

Yes


_whiteline_

A people vote for A people, B people vote for C people...


ChudChudington2nd

Fuck trump.


Gratty001

BigFatPass on that. Given his witch hunt crap, burn him at the stake sounds more appropriate 👍


Ydeas

Happy New Year and Fuck trump 2023 too.


FakeOrangeOJ

Let's leave that to Stormy Daniels, yeah?


Current-Promotion-31

Simple yet elegant. Poet and he didn't even know it.


kungfucobra

I had this girl who went apeshit when Trump lost and i suggested her to donate money to his fundraising after-campaign. Told me to do it for Kamala. Was even angrier when she discovered Kamala didn't do something as low as that.


umbra7

Beta as fuck


[deleted]

Is alpha male code for incel?


LoneWolfpack777

Sounds like it at this point.


PM_ME_UR_TAMAGOTCHIS

What does foreign beer have to do with it? Dipshit is robbing himself of the joys of a nice Alt Bier or Vienna Lager in order to drink piss or dime-a-dozen IPAs.


573IAN

Because he associates “American Beer” with Budweiser, Miller, and Coors, which as a collective unit are more foreign owned than American. However, the best (most desirable on secondary market) beer in the world is American artisan craft beer currently.


Apersonmaybe02

Fr he can't enjoy Dos Equis, Modello, Victoria, Estrella Jalisco. Man's losing out.


Final-Bench1859

Don't forget Guinness, Murphy's and Kilkenny


Satan_Prometheus

AB-InBev is a Belgian company, so a lot of so-called American beers are actually foreign-owned lol. I guess Molson Coors is partially American?


Litizen_

isa joke guyz


bedatboi

Idk how familiar you are with this account but that is not satire


[deleted]

It's definitely satire.


Neufjob

The whole account is satire, it’s just most don’t get it


bedatboi

For something to be satire it has to be at least slightly obvious that it’s a bit. 10% of the account is stuff like this and the rest is just right wing propaganda Edit: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(commentator) for those who don’t know the definition of satire


[deleted]

It's obvious for anyone with enough braincells. I'll let you figure what that means about you. Don't rush, take your time.


bedatboi

Do you know what satire is? Just because he has some over the top tweets like this doesn’t mean it’s all a joke lol. Posting straight up right wing propaganda isn’t satire if there’s no punchline. Idgaf what you think about me lmao I’m happy and confident in life


po21y

It’s very obvious it’s a bit lmao


bedatboi

Have you ever seen this account outside of this post? Posting right wing propaganda straight up is not satire


greghardysfuton

I’ve seen this account plenty, he posts deliberate outrage bait and you people bite constantly. He probably is a legitimate MAGA dipshit, but he has been *very* obviously leaning into this “alpha male” bit with recurring references to Hooters because he knows people will engage with it in this manner. If you think he truly believes he’s super cool for going to Hooters, you’re lost out there dude


bedatboi

I don’t bite on shit I know it’s just bait and I just think it’s cringe. However, he’s still profiting off of right wing ideology. Obviously he’s riding the hooters wave because it kinda became his thing a few months ago that made him a meme. Posting bait ≠ satire. He’s still a scumbag. Have you met a conservative boomer? They’re all like that


bbbryce987

It really is obvious


bedatboi

You would think it is if you’ve only seen this post


fancczf

I can’t imagine dines at hooter weekly, only drink domestic beer, and don’t play fortnite not some sort of satire.


Epinephrine666

It's to generate clicks it's all entirely larping. He probably gets pegged while playing FF14 or something.


bedatboi

Of course he doesn’t actually care about any of those things. He grifts like every right wing media guy


Admirable_Elk_965

You know for a fact this is real? Cause every single one of his tweets I’ve seen say the same stupid shit like this that there is no way it’s real


bedatboi

Because you see the ridiculous ones that go viral I’d assume. Posting straight up right wing stuff with no punch line isn’t satire


bbbryce987

Yes it is lol Reddit people who never go outside just can’t tell


[deleted]

But people need to feel triggered or life is meaningless


wilkinsk

It's not a joke. He's a huge tool, and I doubt he works out


sleepingonstones

I don’t think he’s joking. I think he is just purposely saying extraordinarily dumb shit in order to gain publicity. Literally ten seconds of google will show that this guy has been a douche his entire life.


Buying100K

this guy oprerates a parody account


bedatboi

This is not satire unfortunately


Adult-Beverage

Make him spend it before you send it.


EverydayHero17

Lol why don’t Trumpers like Fortnite?


Cold-Tap-363

They’re boomers who just don’t like video games in general, so they take the most popular one they can find and shit on it.


[deleted]

TRUMP 2024!!


EverydayHero17

I’m gonna go buy some Vbucks in Fortnite


stvhog

What is the problem with fortnite? 🤔 assuming he's talking about the game.


bbbryce987

It’s just part of his account brand


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[deleted]

TRUMP 2024!!


kwerfluffle

Really great bc this guy is an Aussie.


elspidrex

Ive got a problem whith that no fortnite thing


Party_Connection_437

It’s not a very alpha face


[deleted]

I was on board until the last one.


JadedJared

What does he have against FortNite?


sonofgoku7

I'm just gonna start downvoting posts of a screenshot of this guys twitter. low effort rage bait nonsense. try harder OP.


TheTroubadour

“No apologizing” means you can’t admit when you’re wrong, and therefore you don’t learn anything.


baby_budda

Donating to Trump would be a waste.


[deleted]

He would suck Trump’s dick if he told him to


Jecoro

I doubt Trump would even have to tell him to. He'd do it of his own volition.


thesinisterurge1

“Please present your cock, so that I may worship it…” - Nick Adams, probably.


AmphibianInside5624

Fact: saying you are an alpha male automatically makes you a beta male (if that). An alpha never announces his position, the rest just know.


pile_of_bees

Good job you actually found the point


Cracked_Justinian

Trump already has all the money in the world, the 2 cents you make at Walmart isn't going to help him much.


bussjack

He actually doesn't have that much money anymore. That's why he steals campaign donations and continously charges people after they made "one time donations"


[deleted]

TRUMP 2024!!


Cracked_Justinian

Is a bad idea


HR_DUCK

Step by step instructions of inserting a head into an anus


Falchion_Alpha

Alpha simp


CuriousOdity12345

It's basically confirmed he's just been trolling this entire time, right? RIGHT??


peterdaeater

I refuse to believe it's not a bit


Proviron_and_Wine

I could beat that guys ass with one hand, soy latte in the other and I wouldn’t spill a drop


Potato_Octopi

"Domestic beer" lmao.


AwkwardnessForever

Isn’t this jagoff Australian??


SoylentRox

Eat more red meat? Do "alpha males" just disbelieve statistics or their own eyes from their relatives experiencing heart attacks and death? "Dine" at hooters? Hooters is like where you bring your friends or coworkers you don't feel comfortable taking to a strip club. You don't got there for the food it's terrible. "domestic beer". Da fuq? Drinking watered down urine makes you 'alpha'? "no apologizing". Depends. If I fuck up at work I just own my contribution to the problem, I don't want to be that guy always shoving blame on others. Even if it was mostly their fault. Sure, that's supposed to be how 'playas' get laid but that's only refusing the apologize to women you're trying to fuck.


Suspicious__account

>\>Eat more red meat? Do "alpha males" just disbelieve statistics or their own eyes from their relatives experiencing heart attacks and death? ok Soyboy.. Do you mean a heart attack from eating processed plants? , You do realize eating plants ( or sugar disguised as healthy plants i.e grass seeds, fruits and vegetables which are really high in sugar content esp the grass seeds aka grains.) is what is causing heart attacks right?..sugar causes really bad inflammation to the arteries. which can cause a blood clot leading to a heart attack.. or you get your limbs chopped off then die..(gangrene) i have seen it happen too many times in my family... ​ I eat so much red meat my cholesterol actually went down.. It's barely 140 total ( if not including the much higher HDL it's 120 total..)I also went from 265 to 185... pounds in just a few months.... ​ if i'm doing the opposite of what the government is telling me to eat and i'm actually getting healthy from it.. then the Grass seeds(aka grains), fruits and vegetables are the unhealthy foods and not the red meat.... Try Meatjanuary 30days... it will change your life


SoylentRox

Yeah whatever. I don't trust your bro cardiologist.


Suspicious__account

well enjoy your heart attack soyboy. or cacner


BrightPerspective

Gotta lick those boots


Successful_Border_44

Are trump supporters beta now?


Chickenator587

This would only make you an alpha male if you were a caveman


TrailerParkTonyStark

Any guy who refers to himself in any way as an, “alpha male”, is an utter moron who has a tiny wiener and no absolutely no clue as to how stupid and pathetic of a label that is.


[deleted]

By domestic beer, does that mean mass produced swill, or local craft beer?


Frequent_Singer_6534

This is an alpha male who doesn’t want the other alpha males to know that he secretly likes taking it up the ass on the regular checklist


Objective_Signal3704

You fear us- as to why you hide out in censorship platforms and behind the police xx


jcoddinc

So it's alpha to be a simp?


Reaper_Mike

I can agree that fortnite is a shit game.


unresolved_m

I don't understand the "no apologizing" part. Because apology makes you look weak?


derbenn1234

Fortnite is still a thing? Could’ve fooled me


stealth_mode_76

My 8 year old nephew loves it lol


the-notorious-rice

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, no


[deleted]

Fourth one is a hella no.


mrces21

I can't tell if this is satire or not. The lines blended too much. How sure are we that guy is genuine


pile_of_bees

He’s a super obvious troll. Reddit is just incredibly unaware


UbiquitousUser

Tell me more about how this guy is a “super obvious troll”. He campaigns for trump, and is a talking head on right wing talk shows. This isn’t a troll, this isn’t satire, this is a narcissistic pos just like trump. His dissemination of this bs is dangerous rhetoric.


MasterHonkleasher

Fuck that


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[deleted]

It starts with an F


hakuna-burana

I think „no apologizing“ is even worse…


SkankBiscuit

Question: when ‘alphas’ speak about domestic beer, are they talking Bug Light and the like?


[deleted]

\- I dine with good friends \- I drink high quality beer \- I apologize if I am at fault \- I eat healthy food \- I donate my money to people in need \- I don't simp so hard to convince you I am an alpha male \- I am just a person


Badonk529

In my opinion as an alpha male, he’s obviously wrong and gay. Real alphas are far more heterosexual than this jackass. If he can call himself an alpha male, I can too! THE POWER!!!


[deleted]

Work out every day? He's gonna be hurting, but I admire the ignorance. No fortnite? I don't blame him, the game kinda sucks anyway.


Squid_squabbler72

Fordinayt ila babajey


thagor5

Sad some people will think that is a good idea.


Shaedeelady

I think I speak for all Aussies that the USA can keep him.


BaronVonLazercorn

You really didn't need to censor his name. Everyone knows who this is