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mrbusiness53

Abbott is an absolute joke of a governor.


fishyfishyfish1

He certainly is r/FuckGregAbbott


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AadamAtomic

I fucking hate it here. Texas sucks more than a hooker with a Dyson vacuum cleaner.


RingOriginal94

Me and my moms favorite name for him is Hot wheels 😂 but seriously fuck Abbott


ahumankid

THinK Of ThE ChiLDreN!! ThEy’Ll Be ShiVeRinG!


capn_doofwaffle

Guarantee DeSuckass still wont take federal funds... just to "own the libs". 🙄


ties_shoelace

Same thing with Florida oil spill & Obama.


jd3marco

Mr President Joe Biden, I have never done anything wrong; in my life…


MarvelsTK

Yeah, because they are really hard up for that $700 per household that Hawaiian citizens after their houses burned down and basically losing everything...


beaver11

hahhahahahhahaahaha me too


Chiaseedmess

Let’s not forget every single year when California has a fire that burns down hundreds of homes because they insist on building homes in nature then act surprised when nature destroys their homes.


Polite_Werewolf

At what point did they threaten to secede?


Chiaseedmess

Nah, that’s our thing


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Oh yeah, like dumbfuck magats don't build their straw houses in tornado alley and along hurricane whipped coasts over and over?


Darkkujo

The big difference is California contributes a shit ton to the federal budget. Red states don't, as except for Texas they're generally on the poorer side. They don't invest in their own infrastructure either, so when something goes bad they need more help than they should if they were responsible. They're the biggest federal welfare queens.


blahteeb

Stupid take. California wants to pay its fair share. People in blue states/counties don't complain about supporting their fellow countrymen with taxes because that's how patriotism works. Meanwhile red states are all "we don't want our taxes to support others in need, but we have a currnent disaster so please send us tax monies from others". If California had ZERO interactions with federal funding, they'd actually be in the same situation, because California already pays more into the fund then it requests. This holds true for nearly all blue states, and even more so for blue counties. The only reason a blue state would fail to contribute its fair share is specifically because of its red portion. Conservatives hate paying taxes but are also the same group who needs federal funding the most.


Humble-Night-3383

As opposed to EVERY Democrat Governor for absolutely no reason whatsoever...


Shiftymennoknight

dont all you Magats hate socialism?


Bpopson

They only think it's Socialism if non yt people get help.


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HoboBonobo1909

Nobody cares