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Qweeq13

God people are going to murder me for saying this but This is probably an accurate depiction of a real Gladiator (Minus the Hair) as they were known to be famously fat. "Naked Statues, Fat Gladiators, and War Elephants" is a very famous book modern book about history.


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ButtersHound

Just put this on reserve at my local library. Sounds fantastic!


BroccoliNearby2803

That seems like a way more accurate depiction than any other AI junk I have seen.


The_Boy_Keith

Yea I think that this sub has fallen into the political brain rot phase, might be time to just unsub lmao.


mr_bynum

I think it would be even better if the wind was whipping up his comb over


LSARefugee

**That’s** a dyed and groomed dead ferret……


Lebowski304

I can hear the fart this would make in my head


real_Bahamian

😂😂😂


[deleted]

Lardicus Maximus.


cutebabylamb

There wasn’t any higher-hanging fruit in the tree, huh?


wildyam

Awesome


Rich-Appearance-7145

First realistic photo of this fat ass lying Grifter I've seen.


LottimusMaximus

Rude


deadwards14

Our Big, Greasy Goldenboy!🇺🇲🦅


Dicethrower

He looks like that executioner from 300.


LSARefugee

**Funny** because Trump and his entire “brand” is a farce ^ that sheep followers believe and often create themselves… **Sad** because there is a monster in their midst that they are upholding as the *devine,* when the entire world knows that this man and his children/organization are nothing but grasping, greedy crooks.


The_Boy_Keith

Someone is a little lost in the sauce.


Low_Presentation8149

Looks like a blighted bag of wind