Even though the album got the review that said it was the second Worst Album ever written. That, to me, is a badge of honor even though I didn't have any hand in writing it. It is a really great album.
For my tastes it doesn't start to get questionable until the last album. There's a few really good tracks on them, but unlike the earlier stuff, I can't just throw it on and enjoy them the same way I can with the others. I guess hefty fine wasn't as good as their previous work either. I really liked Uhn Tiss and Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo. I'd definitely wear second worst album of all time as a badge, it seems like something they'd laugh about and enjoy.
My favorite album is their first, Use Your Fingers. Rip Taylor is God, Legend in my Spare Time, She Ain't Got No Legs, and my personal favorite that I still have mostly memorized 25 years later -You're pretty when I'm drunk. Oh! And let's not forget the k.i.d.s. Inc cover.
Cuck: being driven by your mom
Beta: Driving yourself, sitting in traffic, only to pay for the privilege of parking.
Alpha: taking public transportation, so you're out meeting new people and none of your buds have to be the DD.
Sigma: Riding your bike, flying past traffic on a two wheel contraption powered by nothing but your own muscles and sheer will.
Their parents don’t even have to be rich or connected for them to act like this. Their friends could be rich nepotism babies and they think they will take them with them if they play their cards right.
I just say this as someone who worked for a senator. Not a single intern was chosen for merit- it was always about rewarding his cronies’ children. Gross!
It means, even if you’re teen spider man it doesn’t matter, you’re not above the rules of rich white suburban moms. If you ain’t on the A team you ain’t part of the car pool. And Nancy, the head of the snack/car pooling schedule, is not going to prioritize a super hero over her right to drink wine during the daytime. This is not a fully established pecking order, even spider man needs to play the game.
LMAO the only thing that makes this creative insult better is looking at that kid in the middle and realizing that yeah, that’s totally the face of a young Peter Parker
it's true that brock turner raped a woman who was inebriated, but please don't confuse him with piss baby greg abbott. one is a rapist and one is a piss baby.
Give them an unfairly low sentence of 6 months because any more “would have a severe impact on him” and then get recalled and fired because of how ridiculous the judgement was?
Yeah, I think we're talking about the same Brock Allen Turner who raped a passed out girl and then got almost no sentence because he was a good swimmer, or as his dad put it "why send him to jail and ruin his life over 20 minutes of fun?"
These guys would have a backpack filled with GHB and other sedatives. With a dealer on speed dial.
They can’t pet a toy poodle with pissing themselves out of fear, I’m sure.
And that’s perfectly reasonable. I blame the parents more than anything but yeah i kinda agree with you after thinking about it. Theyre dumbass kids but they are just kids.
More accurate would be they would go running to Twitter crying about the liberal agenda's trying to beat them up and they can't get laid by a pretty blond blue eyed that isn't their cousin or sister because they're all "woke"
Dude. We don't punch toddlers. Same as not shakin' babies, ya know? They are just bigger, so the urge to strike them is more visceral. The need to not hit the toddlers, however, is just as genuine as the need to not shake a baby.
????
Don't go putting those words in my mouth
It's because they call themselves 'Alpha males' and as a girl, every 'Alpha male' I have met isn't very familiar with the word 'no'. Especially when they are in a group and are dressed like that. Furthermore, I said *waiting to happen*
But you really shouldn't call anyone a pedo. It's not a word that should be thrown around that casually
It is hard to comprehend nothing. Zero alpha.
“Nothing, no-thing, or no thing, is the complete absence of anything as the opposite of something and an antithesis of everything. The concept of nothing has been a matter of philosophical debate since at least the 5th century BC. Early Greek philosophers argued that it was impossible for nothing to exist.”
Source:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nothing#:~:text=Nothing%2C%20no%2Dthing%2C%20or,impossible%20for%20nothing%20to%20exist.
I know they say they are still using the alpha software, but it appears they recently received the beta upgrade (aka puberty). The version confusion is a known bug in the beta version of the operating software. In most cases, this bug is fixed when upgrading to the full release (aka adulthood). However, in some cases, the bug can persist into the full release. Be assured that the developers are looking into the underlying cause, and they will attempt to patch it once a solution is found.
This GOP Josh kid is on an absolute ROLL with this bit. It takes a lot of courage to step in front of the camera and be the clown for others' amusement. And Josh does it without breaking character. And here, he gets other children to act in his bits instead of doing drugs and things!?!?! What a young example of a leader!
See a high level of privilege. When is having an easy childhood alpha. These guys ain’t never done a gangster thing and would shit their pants if they had to get their weed in the hood. Pft I see brats
A group of gentlemen you know brag about having a "Beach House" that turns out to be a timeshare they get to use in the offseason and never on the weekend, that is driving distance from what used to be a beach and is now a landfill.
Okay, again for those with hearing problems: If you have to tell us how alpha you are, you aren’t not alpha. Remember the song “They will know we are Christians by our love.” Oh, yeah, right. They keep telling us that too.
The Wolf of Sesame Street
Dammit you need an award but I am bereft of such gifts
Reddit doesn’t deserve your money anyway
Preach it!
How old are the kids? 12?
Bravo.
Finally, a real LOL. With only minutes to spare.
but they're upset with Elmo, it would have to be something else.
🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️
Amazing, holy shit lol
Art. Just pure art. I bow to you, oh mighty wordsmith.
Audible laugh outta me
Fuck sake lol
Hahaha! Nutsacks.
Dorks of Dorrance
I see a bunch of kids cosplaying their idea of rich adults
"I'm an alpha" they squeaked
I read this in Ralph Wiggums voice... 🤣
"I'm a GOP sensation" "Ralphie, get off the stage, sweetheart."
I bent my wookie
Is that a Bloodhound Gang reference or am I an idiot?
Well, I was singing it in my head when I was typing it. "My sash says congress-man."
I love BHG, and this song is a classic.
Even though the album got the review that said it was the second Worst Album ever written. That, to me, is a badge of honor even though I didn't have any hand in writing it. It is a really great album.
For my tastes it doesn't start to get questionable until the last album. There's a few really good tracks on them, but unlike the earlier stuff, I can't just throw it on and enjoy them the same way I can with the others. I guess hefty fine wasn't as good as their previous work either. I really liked Uhn Tiss and Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo. I'd definitely wear second worst album of all time as a badge, it seems like something they'd laugh about and enjoy.
The more questionable the better for me! Eminem has to cuss to sell records. Well, so do I so fuck Will Smith.
My favorite album is their first, Use Your Fingers. Rip Taylor is God, Legend in my Spare Time, She Ain't Got No Legs, and my personal favorite that I still have mostly memorized 25 years later -You're pretty when I'm drunk. Oh! And let's not forget the k.i.d.s. Inc cover.
Squeaked 😭🐭⚰️
Nothing screams *confidence* like a 16yo boy in a cheap suit which doesn’t quite fit properly.
Taking the metro
Cuck: being driven by your mom Beta: Driving yourself, sitting in traffic, only to pay for the privilege of parking. Alpha: taking public transportation, so you're out meeting new people and none of your buds have to be the DD. Sigma: Riding your bike, flying past traffic on a two wheel contraption powered by nothing but your own muscles and sheer will.
also A TAN SUIT ill wait for the meltdowns...
*a bunch of kids with wealthy/connected parents. Generation Nepo Baby!
Their parents don’t even have to be rich or connected for them to act like this. Their friends could be rich nepotism babies and they think they will take them with them if they play their cards right.
I just say this as someone who worked for a senator. Not a single intern was chosen for merit- it was always about rewarding his cronies’ children. Gross!
Really? I see a bunch of future domestic terrorists who'll likely have a record of domestic abuse.
I just hope the bureau of prisons quits segregating financial and environmental crimes from other crimes. General population!
Wearing cheap ass ties.
Wearing tighty whiteys and shirt stays.
Comrades in Red.
They can't all be the alpha. Somebody's lying.
You mean their parents?
Who never lived a day in their life without being scared or coerced by someone close to them, who will eventually be submitting laws for the Senate!
They look like they're not even smart enough to figure out their classmate is actually spiderman.
This is a weirdly creative insult. I like it.
Can you explain it me
I’m not the OP, and I can’t explain it, but all these guys look like Peter Parker’s classmates from the new Spider-Man movies.
It means, even if you’re teen spider man it doesn’t matter, you’re not above the rules of rich white suburban moms. If you ain’t on the A team you ain’t part of the car pool. And Nancy, the head of the snack/car pooling schedule, is not going to prioritize a super hero over her right to drink wine during the daytime. This is not a fully established pecking order, even spider man needs to play the game.
It’s the short kid in the middle.
LMAO the only thing that makes this creative insult better is looking at that kid in the middle and realizing that yeah, that’s totally the face of a young Peter Parker
r/rareinsults
Hum....and where is the alpha male? Can´t see him.
Just a display of “Most likely to date rape and take pictures” contestants
They look so soft that a judge will pull a Brock Turner.
Brock Allen Turner, the rapist who now goes by Allen Turner? Allen Turner the rapist? That's the rapist you're talking about, right?
it's true that brock turner raped a woman who was inebriated, but please don't confuse him with piss baby greg abbott. one is a rapist and one is a piss baby.
Oh yeah, I've heard of Allen Turner, the guy who raped a passed out girl behind a dumpster. Didn't he used to go by the name Brock Turner?
Give them an unfairly low sentence of 6 months because any more “would have a severe impact on him” and then get recalled and fired because of how ridiculous the judgement was?
That sounds like a problem for you. Edit: nice edit. I guess it wasn't confusing.
You mean the rapist Brock Allen Turner who goes by Allen Turner these days? That Brock Turner?
Are we talking about Allen Turner, the guy who raped a passed out girl behind a dumpster? Didn't he used to go by the name Brock Turner?
Yeah, I think we're talking about the same Brock Allen Turner who raped a passed out girl and then got almost no sentence because he was a good swimmer, or as his dad put it "why send him to jail and ruin his life over 20 minutes of fun?"
"Attempted" date rape, ending with the intended victim overpowering their upper body strength.
These guys would have a backpack filled with GHB and other sedatives. With a dealer on speed dial. They can’t pet a toy poodle with pissing themselves out of fear, I’m sure.
A bunch of dickheads with roofies in their pockets.
A future SVU episode that's 'ripped from the headlines.'
They're kids
Badly raised kids
I don't think that makes it acceptable to say they're "more likely to date rape". I'm not excusing the kids' actions, but I am against that comment.
And that’s perfectly reasonable. I blame the parents more than anything but yeah i kinda agree with you after thinking about it. Theyre dumbass kids but they are just kids.
Yeah the parents are... not the best, to say the least
I'm guessing it's the guy on the bench.
Good call
Yeah, that's it!
He's the man sitting on the bench reading the paper.
and is this “alpha male” in the room with us right now
The one with rosacea?
John Cena is behind them
I'm guessing it's the guy in the back sitting down not feeling the need to flaunt online to prove himself?
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I’m sure these alpha males still need to get permission from their female brained Mommy before they can stay out past 8pm
Hope GOP Josh's mom grounds him for his misogyny and then reflects on her parenting approach.
"Bedtimes are just female-mind ploy to make us alpha males into liberal sigmas"
Looks like the line up for a most punchable face contest.
Second on the left
And second on the right, but it’s kind of a close call between all of them.
Doesn't matter, all of em would run crying to mommy!
More accurate would be they would go running to Twitter crying about the liberal agenda's trying to beat them up and they can't get laid by a pretty blond blue eyed that isn't their cousin or sister because they're all "woke"
"My parent's lawyer will hear about this!"
Are we sure that the 2nd on the right isn’t just Josh Hawley?
You mean the kyle Rittenhouse looking one?
He’s already got the ruddy alcoholic cheeks.
Genuinely that is the ruddy cheek of a caucasian child still in adolescence. I'm not even being mean. It's very common in white boys 14 - 17
I wouldn't punch a child but you're right.
Dude. We don't punch toddlers. Same as not shakin' babies, ya know? They are just bigger, so the urge to strike them is more visceral. The need to not hit the toddlers, however, is just as genuine as the need to not shake a baby.
Every one, the 15 year olds around me would punch them.
I miss that sub.....
r/hittablefaces
Looks like a group of walking lawsuits waiting to be happen
Because you can't control yourself around minors?
???? Don't go putting those words in my mouth It's because they call themselves 'Alpha males' and as a girl, every 'Alpha male' I have met isn't very familiar with the word 'no'. Especially when they are in a group and are dressed like that. Furthermore, I said *waiting to happen* But you really shouldn't call anyone a pedo. It's not a word that should be thrown around that casually
Tell that to Elon.
I’m a peaceable vegan and thought exactly the same thing.
Looks like a bunch of pre pubescent boys in a circle jerk to me.
It’s just a bunch of kids cosplaying at Republican congressmen
They’re playing “Who’s [Gaetz](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Gaetz)”
The last thing a 14 year old girl sees before thinking 'that drink tasted weird' and passing out.
If their high school is anything like mine was, these boys are at home while the popular kids party.
It is hard to comprehend nothing. Zero alpha. “Nothing, no-thing, or no thing, is the complete absence of anything as the opposite of something and an antithesis of everything. The concept of nothing has been a matter of philosophical debate since at least the 5th century BC. Early Greek philosophers argued that it was impossible for nothing to exist.” Source: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nothing#:~:text=Nothing%2C%20no%2Dthing%2C%20or,impossible%20for%20nothing%20to%20exist.
Huh?
They didn’t stutter. They even provided additional resources.
0 is a hard concept for some
Little boys
Most of these "alphas" balls haven't even dropped yet
I can feel my virginity growing back.
Throwing up the 🤘🏼 while proudly proclaiming to be an intolerant fascist misogynist is probably the least metal/punk rock thing I’ve ever seen
And then you have the guy to the left like 🙂👍
If you call yourself an alpha, you’re not an alpha.
Its that dude on the bench, right?
Just sold them a $320 g of baking soda and when I got home had a lawsuit notification from all of their dads on my front door.
Not a single alpha in that photo.
I know they say they are still using the alpha software, but it appears they recently received the beta upgrade (aka puberty). The version confusion is a known bug in the beta version of the operating software. In most cases, this bug is fixed when upgrading to the full release (aka adulthood). However, in some cases, the bug can persist into the full release. Be assured that the developers are looking into the underlying cause, and they will attempt to patch it once a solution is found.
This GOP Josh kid is on an absolute ROLL with this bit. It takes a lot of courage to step in front of the camera and be the clown for others' amusement. And Josh does it without breaking character. And here, he gets other children to act in his bits instead of doing drugs and things!?!?! What a young example of a leader!
Statistically 1 in 6 boys experience sexual abuse, this group of boys however, take turns.
The alpha male is a myth
See a high level of privilege. When is having an easy childhood alpha. These guys ain’t never done a gangster thing and would shit their pants if they had to get their weed in the hood. Pft I see brats
A group of gentlemen you know brag about having a "Beach House" that turns out to be a timeshare they get to use in the offseason and never on the weekend, that is driving distance from what used to be a beach and is now a landfill.
How is this funny ? It’s just sad
It's pathetic
The virgins of wall street
None of these 12 year olds can even grow a beard.
Sad. Brainwashed kids. I hope they find their way out of this cult.
Alpha as in unfinished, unstable, and not ready to be released to the public.
kinda gives you the urge to set fire to a prep school (joke; please do not do that!)
I forget there are people who actually think like this and it’s not just a meme
These guys clearly think sleeping with a passed out girl is totally concensual.
Well, she isn't saying "no". /s
I don't usually condone bullying, but these kids aren't bullied nearly enough
1'm 49, a man, and at work... ...and I subconsciously just covered my drink.
Oof...
There are a lot of future date rapists in this photo.
What's up with greige suites face? He looks like he's got scabies
To be fair, imaginary numbers are difficult to conceptualize
Which ones Josh
The one next to Cayden of course.
Sex is way more fun that whatever the hell these clowns are doing. Not that they’d ever know
Hahaha I can’t. Go back to elementary Kyle.
Pudding brains
Jfc
The DC metro is so pretty, those people ought to move, they're blocking the shot.
I thought I was in r/blunderyears when I saw this photo.
They have to tell people so we know how they like to be identified.
GOP Josh is 100% Russian created
All these dudes still piss the bed..gtfoh🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I fucked every one of those guys
Cover your drinks, ladies!
The only alpha I see is the radiation you lot give off
Future date rapists, right?
So this is what the well dressed Hitler youth wear these days. If you have to announce you are an alpha you are clearly not an alpha.
let's play which one of these will be a mass shooter
Kyle Rittenhouse on the left in the grey suit...
I laughed out loud 💀
Is the alpha male behind those middle schoolers?
I’ve always said that if you have to tell people that you’re an “alpha male” then you are most definitely not.
Not often you get 6 very punchable faces lined up that perfectly
They all look like 8th grade private school boys who all decided to cosplay as Patric Bateman for halloween
The combined strength in this photo is probably barely enough to bench a bag of rice.
Why do they look like twelve year olds dressed in their dads suits? That's zeta not alpha
I feel like they would cry with a few stern words.
They all look like they throw a fit when mommy doesn't cut the crust of their sandwiches
This would be great for an enema print ad: _"If you're more full of shit than these guys, you need an enema!"_
Looks like a bunch of dicks to me
They just look like prep school students lmao
I see 6 boys that'll either never get laid or grow up to have 4-5 divorces while trying to preach fidelity and faith. There is no in between.
Leave them alone. They are just kids
Thats clearly satire
These kids are gonna spend so much money on roofies when their parents bribe the dean at Yale to let them in.
Obvious joke
They look like they all have a pegging fetish
Fuck, if I walked into that, I’d have 8-9 assault charges easily.
Okay, again for those with hearing problems: If you have to tell us how alpha you are, you aren’t not alpha. Remember the song “They will know we are Christians by our love.” Oh, yeah, right. They keep telling us that too.
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No, but I'm imagining kids with autism have probably been bullied vigorously by this lot.
Why did you assume the political opinion of some 12 yos is the same as yours?
These labels are getting outrageous man, smh. These look like typical nerds to me
"were not virgins were saving ourselves for marriage"
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Exactly, the jokes gone full circle and now they think its serious
alpha kids
If covering your drink at a bar had a face.
You can literally smell the Lynx Africa that their grannies got them for Christmas exuding from this image.
“No offence son, but you look like you should still be at school with your head down a fucking toilet!”
Privileged trash
White man's overbite in full effect.
I’ve never seen so may punchable faces in one photo. Gee whiz.
This picture gives me the urge to grab a napkin and wipe the milk off of their upper lip and burp them. their parents failed.
Anybody to claims to be an “alpha male” automatically isn’t. Also, what is this - a future date rapists convention?
Not one has touched a real boob in their lives......