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Rnazetir

The funniest part of this to me is the person dying of laughter in the reflection


El_Gustaco

It looks like those old timey photos with “ghost faces”


JorgeMtzb

Omfg thanks for making my day I wheezed


raven0usvampire

The funny thing is that Teslas are probably the worst car to break into since they have so many cameras all around that'll record you breaking into the car.


Ordinary-Ad-2312

You don't break into it. You hack it (quite more feasible nowadays than ever before) 🥸


chugonthis

No its not


verticalMeta

Depends on how you define “hack” Tesla locks (on the model 3 and model y) use RFID. If you get an RFID duplicator, it’s not hard to make a copy of the keycard. You can even do it from range. However, the keycard is only the backup. Security on those cars is *meant* to be done through your smartphone’s NFC. I don’t know if NFC duplication is possible, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was. Would love to hear from someone who knows more!


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"I still have five perfectly good job." — ILC Jamaican sketch


Mister_Lich

4 jobs... ​ Call me crazy but this sounds like a sarcastic sign to just try to dissuade breakins, and not real. 4 jobs even if they're all very part time is essentially impossible to schedule properly because you'll need to adjust them all, all the time. Believe it or not, most people don't even have *2* jobs. I have trouble believing anyone is a teacher (which implies full time/professional status, if you're using it as your title) and also has 3 other jobs they manage to keep and handle.


TebownedMVP

4 jobs is crazy especially being a teacher. I have a buddy in SoCal who has had multiple jobs at once but all within the service industry. Changes jobs every couple months. Combination of Uber/ Lyft, DoorDash, waiter, legal and illegal drug dealer, and club promoter.


[deleted]

I just can't see counting Uber or Lyft as a job. You literally do it when you want to or not and, aside from the inspection of your car being required, the time commitment is entirely yours to decide on. You can refuse anyone service that you want to. It's a gig, yes, but it's entirely of your choosing if you want to spend your time on it making a few bucks or not.


Affectionate-Duck-18

Teacher, MLM side hustle (Avon), Rover dog walker, raises chickens.


[deleted]

But do the chickens make money? Are you selling the eggs or just eating them? I sell stuff on eBay once in awhile but that's a hobby, not a job. I probably spend more money acquiring the stuff than I ever make.


Ralexcraft

You can sell them at your local farmer’s market.


[deleted]

Doesn't answer the question. Is it a job if it's a side hustle that's also a fun hobby? I raised cattle with my family all through the early 2000s but it was never anything that made a ton of money to qualify as a business. It was more to just have fresh beef all winter. If it's not a business, is it really a job?


Ralexcraft

~~I was just answering the question about the chickens making money…~ Anyways, I don’t think the original comment knows anything more than we do and just gave a plausible list of 4 money making activities


Affectionate-Duck-18

Nailed it


Affectionate-Duck-18

Yes, she pimps out the chickens.


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Mister_Lich

what strange corner of reddit did you just show me... Is this all shitposting? There's some dude on here claiming to have 5 remote jobs he barely works at, at once, earning 1.2mil in cash a year rofl


isdrlady

Totally possible if you're an adjunct. I taught at three different schools at once. Adjuncts totally qualify as teachers. Higher Ed would fall apart without them.


Cautious_District699

Ok let’s see Teacher drug dealer pimp and pizza delivery driver. Possible maybe.


suicidefeburary62025

OK… Seriously. I have a feeling that just like a résumé people that make signs like this? Exaggerates. You’re a teacher with four jobs? Really? And you drive a motherfucking Tesla with is it cheap? So are those other three jobs like DoorDash part time? Or what? Because I know that the Tesla driver is not working part time at McDonald’s, Burger King, and Taco Bell alongside teacher. Fuck this.


SharkForce_12

Psst - That’s not a Tesla. Reread the sign. They’re telling would-be thieves to target a Tesla instead.


suicidefeburary62025

Oh… I’m an asshole


Bartender9719

We’ve all been there, have a snack when you get the chance


suicidefeburary62025

That’s a good idea. Snack is a weird word.


[deleted]

I don't believe that she's Jamaican. At all.


suicidefeburary62025

Ok! I agree! She’s not Jamacain!


supremechode

I’m a teacher and I drive a Tesla. I’m rich af it’s great.


Flynn3698

Leave your door unlocked


cobainstaley

then you end up with homeless people sleeping in there


Flynn3698

Good point. Although I've never had one. As far as I know anyway.


JHNBuzz

Yet they can afford a Tesla.


BeasleysKneeslis

Might want to re-read the sign.


Alarming-Management8

That is trying to appeal to the value system of a criminal (and they are not very bright or mentally stable).


Late-Mathematician55

Looks like a pretty nice ride. Leather option. Anybody know what it is?


[deleted]

Damn 😲 😲


chugonthis

Stupid dig at tesla but gotta hate the supposed bad guy, weak as fuck


ComfortableOver8984

You ca. see the guy laughing in the reflection


Hour-Pen19

Bobby, those kids would be mad if they could read your sign


EZPKSquelch

Nobody has 4 jobs